Inaugural Turtleboy Podcast Is Here On Sound Cloud And iTunes – Episode 1: Coyotes, Stoughton Feminists, Transgender Principals

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Good news turtle riders – we’re doing a daily podcast now, featuring Uncle Turtleboy live from the Turtleboy garage. It’s gonna be a 30 minute segment covering the news of the day. You can find us on iTunes by searching for Turtle Boy, and Sound Cloud. Come pop your cherry with Turtleboy while we discuss Coyotes, Stoughton feminists, and transgender principals.



10 Comment(s)
  • Hugh Jass
    February 8, 2018 at 8:12 am

    My grrrl DeDe destroyed the TB biz plan, which was centered around FB. Now a little birdie tells me that TB is laying off workers, slashing salaries, shedding costs, and (get this) begging DeDe via IMs to call a truce. And, just like the non-existent FB lawsuit, when TB crows about how much $$$ he is making, you know it is made up out of whole cloth… snicker. It was a nice run, TB, but you apparently poked the wrong bear this time. DeDe is fierce.

    • D
      February 8, 2018 at 8:20 am

      your grrl que que has a rash- you better go get tested

      • Hugh Jass
        February 8, 2018 at 8:28 am

        TB made a living bullying people below his weight class. Finally he picked on someone his own size, and (like most bullies) we was devastated by DeDe and her coterie of SJWs. TB got “pantsed.” Exposed. The entire TB universe was shown what a poseur he is… snicker.

        • TurtleBoy was picked on, on the playground!
          February 8, 2018 at 1:42 pm

          TurtleStain was picked on as a child (by his/her/its own admission in previous logs)! This would explain why he/she/it is such a crybaby regarding others! Attempting to “get back at them” for their bullying of him/her/it at such a precious, formative, age, that it has made him/her/it a bitter individual!!!

          Good luck with that, you pathetic P.O.S.!

          • Kanacke Hasser
            February 8, 2018 at 2:14 pm

            What Turtleboy had done was actually fight whomever bothered him. Of course, if this happened to a leftist/liberal/ratchet/Democrat route, “they” (sic) would have:

            1. required therapy for the rest of his life
            2. cut the brake line in the bully’s parents’ car
            3. requested a “Safe Space”
            4. told a teacher
            5. sued someone
            6. committed suicide
            7. gotten a sex change
            8. started a riot and burned down a pharmacy
            9. waited 10 years and then stabbed or shot whomever bullied him
            10. started a GoFundMe for some nebulous reason

            Good luck with your ineffectual and deviant coping tactics – pathetic moonbats, bitter ratchets, unstable leftists and the rest of you misfits.

    • Bret
      February 8, 2018 at 8:39 am

      She’s a fat useless crybaby that looks like a dead bloated water buffalo..
      And you’re just her do-bitch, her,,,,,,,slave.
      Good job bitch.


      • Hugh Jass
        February 8, 2018 at 8:45 am

        Wow, if all that is true then TB is even more anemic than we thought, having been bested by such a person. TB is like that 98 lb. weakling in the old Charles Atlas ads… snicker. Thanks for making my point, Brett.

        • Dede also raped a five year old
          February 8, 2018 at 10:53 am

          Wonder what Dede looks like in shackles being bent over by her.masters? You know, turtleboy. She’s so obsessed with thrm. So, turtle owns her now. Be a good slave and tell her to shut up

  • PiPi PelRado
    February 8, 2018 at 7:47 am

    From DiDI –
    White Men and Their ‘Blackcents’ Need to Stop Coming for Black Women Online

    Monique Judge
    Tuesday 8:53pmFiled to: MICHAEL RAPAPORT

    Gary Owen (Michael Buckner/Getty Images for BET); Michael Rapaport (Jonathan Leibson/Getty Images for Netflix)
    You know what I am getting increasingly sick of lately? White male culture vultures who think they can say and do anything around black people with impunity. Whether it’s because they have embraced black culture and mimic it or because they married a black person and think that makes them an expert on “the Negro,” these dudes are seriously annoying and need to go somewhere quickly.

    Their white male privilege takes an especially egregious turn when they decide to target black women. I’ve seen evidence of it twice this week—and in one instance I was the target—and I’m here to call out these bastards because enough is enough.

    Outstream Video

    Gary Owen recorded and posted a one-minute video to the internet in which he “scolds” Mo’Nique because “she went too far when she started blaming Will Packer on shit.”

    Owen said:

    That’s my friend. That’s my homeboy. Will Packer’s done more for black actors and actresses than just about anybody in the last 10 years. I mean, he has basically shown Hollywood that black movies have a mainstream market. I mean, Takers, Think Like a Man, Ride Along, Stomp the Yard, Girls Trip. I mean, the dude is basically changing the game, and now you are going to say he’s against you when, honestly, he put you in a movie, Almost Christmas, when nobody was putting you in movies—and he stuck his neck out and he went to bat for you. And now you throwing him under the bus.

    I’m not going to sit back and let you slander my friend’s name like that. Will Packer is a good, good person. That’s a good brother, man. He helped change my life, and I ain’t gonna sit back and let you slander his name, Mo’Nique. Sometimes you gotta take accountability for yourself. It’s you. It’s you. What can you do to change things? Stop blaming everybody else for your shit, man. Come on, Mo’Nique. Shit’s getting old.

    First of all, sir, I’m sure Will Packer is more than capable of speaking up for and defending himself. He doesn’t need you to do it for him.

    Next, not to take anything away from Packer, but who are you to say who has done more for black actors and actresses in Hollywood? What qualifies you to make that statement, and what are you basing it on? I get that Packer is your friend and you want to give him props, but this is very definitely not your lane, so stand down, please.

    It’s apparent that Owen saw an opportunity to join a pile-on against a black woman, and he took it. People have been trashing Mo’Nique left and right since she spoke out against the Netflix deal, and Owen is just another person joining that bandwagon.

    It’s telling that he thinks he can make a video and speak to her that way. Even if he felt some way about her “blaming” Packer, there is a respectful way to approach that, but Owen chose the “Let me tell you something” route, complete with the “blackcent” to match.

    The blatant disrespect, coupled with the entitled attitude that makes him believe he is the one who should check her, is just all too much.

    No matter how much Gary Owen’s video irritated me, though, it is nothing compared with the way translucent herpes sore Michael Rapaport showed his ass on Twitter on Monday.

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    Black Twitter Tells Some Dude Named Michael Rapaport to Keep Janet Jackson’s Name Out of His Mouth
    As one of the foremost repositories for metadata in the burgeoning sociological science of…

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    After his Twitter screed on Sunday, wherein he dissed Janet Jackson, several black women called Rapaport out, and instead of answering their queries with logic and reason, he chose instead to attack them—calling them nobodies, attacking their appearance, etc., because he is an entitled third-grader in a grown man’s see-through body.

    After finding out that he had become the subject of a post on The Root written by staff writer Michael Harriot, Rapaport took issue with it, but because he dribbles on his balls when he goes to pee, he would never dare to confront a black man directly. Instead, he took to his fake-son account on Twitter and used that to accuse The Root of “defaming” “his dad.”

    Then, because Rapaport is nuttier than semen, he started replying to himself on that account. I called him out for it, and he began dissing me, The Root and Deputy Managing Editor Yesha Callahan.

    He ultimately invited both of us to suck his dick. Twice.

    As more black women came into the conversation to call him out for his behavior, he continued to attack because that’s all he knows how to do.

    Attack black women.

    He would never address a black man like that, and he knows it.

    It should not go without notice that both Rapaport and Owen are married to black women. Is that why they feel like they can speak to black women any way they want?

    When black men called Rapaport out for his behavior, he erred on the side of caution. He had no problem, however, clapping back at white men.

    What does this tell us?

    Both of these men have built their careers on the backs of black people. Being the white sidekick or the white actor in a black film or television show is their entire schtick. Is this what makes it OK?

    Y’all keep giving these motherfuckers invitations to the cookout, and they repeatedly show you that they don’t respect us, our women or our culture, so why do we continue to allow these culture vultures into our spaces?

    White men and their “blackcents” need to stop coming for black women online. Period.

    Besides, if I were Michael Rapaport, I’d be more worried about whatever that is spreading across my face than about being a keyboard gangster on the internet.

    Go sit your white asses down somewhere.


  • Brian sucks cock
    February 8, 2018 at 7:33 am

    Always love when you rapped against Tony. It shows the bum he has no future.

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