Indiana Moron Drives “Lying African” Obama Float In 4th Of July Parade, Morons On Facebook Support Him


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Indiana is such an underrated state for dooshnozzelry. The Florida of the North was at it again this week when some local boob in Sheridan thought it would be wise to drive this float in the Fourth of July parade:


Indy StarDon Christy doesn’t care what you think about his parade float. To him, the words “Lying African” in front of a depiction of President Barack Obama was funny. Many, however, are questioning the town officials, police and organizers who allowed the 73-year-old Christy to drive the display in Monday’s Fourth of July parade in Sheridan, a rural community of 2,900 in northern Hamilton County, north of Indianapolis.

“I’m not a Democrat. I’m not a Republican,” Christy told IndyStar. “I’m a patriot.”

Christy wore a prison jumpsuit and a blond wig while driving a golf cart in the parade. The cart’s roof displayed signs in support of presumptive Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump. On the front was the head of a stuffed animal with a sign reading “African Lion.” On the back, a doll with an Obama mask was propped in a toilet with a sign reading “Lying African.”



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I swear to God there is no state in the country with this many morons per square mile than Indiana. This guy is everything that is wrong with Trump diehards, and represents what happens when the right loses its mind and lets the idiots speak. Gotta love how he says he’s not a republican or a democrat – he’s a Patrtiot. Nah dude, you’re a republican, driving a float with a sign supporting the republican candidate for President. Own that shit.

In any normal state this float would be widely condemned. Obviously you can’t put a float in a publicly funded and endorsed parade that calls the President of the United States a “lying African.” Obviously. For starters because Barrack Obama is not African, he is American. It’s a whole nother continent/land mass. He was born in the United States and he is not a Muslim. You can dislike him all you want, and this Turtleboy has many differences with Obama. But  claiming he wasn’t born in America just makes you look like a fucking idiot. Stop embarrassing yourself.

But Indiana is not a normal state, and instead of being condemned, most people are praising him with some brilliant commentary. Recently WHTR published this story about a black Sheridan man who has had enough and has finally decided to move on:

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Honestly, if I were a black dude the last place I would wanna live is in a town that lets a float like this in their parade. Not because I’d feel “unsafe,” but because my head would explode being around people this dumb. Let’s check out what some commenters had to say…..

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Turtleboy is the last person on earth to play the race card. So if we think something is racist, and you don’t, you just might in fact be racist.

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Stop right there because we need to address something. Can we all stop saying words like “Killary,” “libtard,” and “Obummer.” I mean, it’s just juvenile. It’s also just not very funny, witty, or original. Oh you mean that the person is both liberal AND retarded, and you found a way to combine it into one word? Wow, that’s so crafty of you. When Trump comes up with these nicknames it’s funny, because Trump is hilarious. But you’re not funny. You’re just an illiterate redneck from Indiana.

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People were bugging Obama about his birth certificate for years. Finally he provided it. Now it’s a forgery. Makes sense.

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More brilliant takes from someone who doesn’t understand how freedom of speech works. Hey shitbrains, if this guy had driven down the street with this on his go-cart it would never have been news. It’s the fact that he did it in in a town sanctioned parade that makes it problematic. They had the right to censor speech in the parade, because it’s supposed to be a family friendly event. No one wants to go to a parade and get into a big thing about politics. They just wanna kill some time with their kids and parades are free. Stop being the turd in the punch bowl who has to make everything political.

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Here’s another thing – stop saying “you black folks” and “you white people.” There are millions of both in America. We all don’t think alike believe it or not. Ascribing behavior to an entire race of people is pretty much the definition of racism.

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God people in Indiana are stupid.

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See I was with this kid until the white privilege thing. This is why Turtleboy can’t align with the left. Because they can’t just shit on these rednecks without bringing up abstract concepts like white privilege. Plus, there’s no way I can ever go to a political rally with any man who wears pants this tight:

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The fact that so many people on the left look and act like Blake Lehr is the reason why so many people on the right don’t see anything wrong with a racist parade float. Because no one wants to be lectured about their privilege from some granola eating millennial driving a mobile vagina.

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Here’s another thing – stop overusing words that normal people use to mock social justice warriors. This guy wasn’t “triggered.” He doesn’t need a “safe space.” He is not “butthurt.” This black man just looks around at all the morons in his community and realizes that he doesn’t wanna be surrounded by dumbasses. Stop using those words out of context because you’re killing them. They used to be great words, but they’ll lose their meaning if people use them out of context.

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Yup, nothing racist about that!!

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I agree that you can dislike Obama because of his failed policies. But please explain why anyone would need to put a sign that says “lying African” in order to achieve that end.

Anyway, it’s not exactly surprising that all of these people are Colts fans. Just think about that for a second. This was the portion of America that was crying for a Tom Brady suspension after their loser team lost a playoff game 45-7. These were the kind of people that Roger Goodell was appeasing. People who think they lost a game by 38 points because of PSI and believe our half black President is an African foreigner. Shut up Indiana.

P.S. Turtleboy’s reputation is that we’re some right wing blog. Wrong. Turtleboy is the voice of the underdog. We just so happen to operate out of a state in which conservatives are vastly outnumbered by liberals, who have the majority of the power. So more often than not we stick it to liberals. But if we lived in a state like Indiana we’d probably stick it to right wingers like this a lot more. Just sayin.


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25 Comment(s)
  • JenB
    July 9, 2016 at 1:11 pm

    “Ascribing behavior to an entire race of people is pretty much the definition of racism.”

    No it isn’t. That is stereotyping. This is the problem with crying racist or racism every time someone criticizes Obama or any black person for that matter. No one seems to know the definition or they are constantly changing it. Stereotyping isn’t racist unless you believe your race is superior. It just makes you a stereotyping bigot, not a racist.

    Racism definition:
    1.prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one’s own race is superior

    Note the key part of the definition. “based on the belief that one’s own race is superior.”

    You can say something derogatory about a group of people, but it isn’t racist unless you believe your race is superior. That makes racism really hard to prove unless these jerks are open about their membership to a white supremacy group or black power group or whatever racist group.

    Racism is different than bigot and prejudice. We need to stop throwing racist around incorrectly. Racism is very bad and should not be used lightly. It has completely lost it’s meaning. What this man might be is a bigot or prejudiced or just an asshole moron, but there is no real proof his is racist.

  • George
    July 9, 2016 at 5:49 am

    lol i guess i’m a racist then because that’s funny.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    July 8, 2016 at 1:06 pm

    Liberal turtleboy poseur strikes again. I get you might want some balance concerning politics, but giving a pass to Obama and the Dems for their lawlessness and overt support of terrorist groups like BLM while focusing on some hillbilly redneck exercising free speech is pure hypocrisy.

  • Mike W
    July 8, 2016 at 9:06 am

    “Can we all stop saying words like “Killary,” “libtard,” and “Obummer.” I mean, it’s just juvenile”

    Yeah how about douchnoozle or whatever the word is.

  • Chris From Georgia
    July 8, 2016 at 8:53 am

    Obama’s family is from Kenya which is in Africa and he’s also a liar. The float is spot on!

    • fordsnharleys
      July 8, 2016 at 9:51 am

      It’s just a pun referencing African lion. A tasteless joke at its worst.

    • Turd Burglestein
      July 8, 2016 at 10:01 pm

      I’ve always heard he was a lying halfrican.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    July 8, 2016 at 8:34 am

    You sound like a lib now TB. You’re only for free speech if you agree with it. I think it’s ridiculous but it his right.

    • Kevins 9 Iron
      Frank Lee
      July 8, 2016 at 8:35 am


  • larryS
    July 8, 2016 at 7:59 am

    TB calling others juvenile… LOL

  • Publius
    July 7, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    The float seems a response to outrageous conduct of BLM. It has all changed after Dallas.

  • Cocomom
    July 7, 2016 at 11:54 pm

    I’m sorry, TB, I’m a fan but you’re wrong on part of this. Obama applied to & was accepted to college as a foreign exchange student. This information has been absolutely buried, erased, laundered & ignored by everyone, including the MSM, who never investigated/vetted him during his first run for the presidency.

    • JoeMomma
      July 8, 2016 at 8:44 am

      Correct…he was a Fulbright Scholar. Which is why nobody has seen any college transcripts

      The Fulbright Program is the flagship international educational exchange program sponsored by the U.S. government and is designed to increase mutual understanding between the people of the United States and the people of other countries

      • Wabbitt
        July 8, 2016 at 8:23 pm

        You’re a moron. One of the requirements for a Fulbright scholarship is US citizenship. Google it – it’s literally the first fucking result.

        Now I’ll sit back and take my 30 down votes from the Tea Party wing.

  • Indiana
    July 7, 2016 at 10:25 pm

    I never met more happy, together, non-combative families than I did in Indiana. They were so welcoming and generous. Probably because they’re allowed to be open about nig bullshit and that creates a buffer. It’s just known that certain races cause more problems. And certain whites even cause more problems. With the blacks, it’s primarily how they are raised and they’re caveman tribal culture. With the whites, it’s primarily meth. They are able to handle the facts and live with them and control them without PC shit like Massachusetts. They shut down the horseshit and keep them away from the good stuff in that state. Face it TBS, even you know the blacks are more violent and cause more problems. And you know you hate white trash. I could make a blog about your blog posts alone calling you out on shit you deny when you get called out. Be more like Indiana. Own up to the facts and push those people down so the nice families can thrive. Unfortunately, Mass mixes too much and pussies out of saying too much. Obama didn’t get in on his creds. We all know that. Just like Hillary didn’t get in for any reason other than being a chick who slept with the right guy. We’re due for a female president and she’s timing it right just like Obama timed it right for the black card.

    • TiredOfThisCrap
      July 8, 2016 at 6:41 am

      What in the actual fuck are you talking about? Indiana is a bunch of racist redneck whining bitches. Shut up. I live here so please stop telling me how open and loving or whatever else you called them. Meth doesn’t make you racist by the way, it just makes your teeth look like Katie Giorgios.

    • ItsAllABadDream
      July 8, 2016 at 8:44 am

      Wow, you’re a pathetic asshat! It’s people like you that give fuel to the BLM jackasses. Talking like “all blacks” are one way, “all whites” are another way. What century are you from? TB makes 200% sense whereas you are just a fool.

      • Wabbitt
        July 8, 2016 at 8:16 pm

        Probably one of Jive Clive’s friends, posting racist shit to make Turtle riders look bad.

  • dan
    July 7, 2016 at 10:23 pm

    whatever turtleboy “thinks” Obama is “not”, is his opinion.
    What he definitely is is a twisted, deviated, degenerate faggot and anyone who doesn’t see that has his head in the sand.
    We know for another fact that he’s as much of a practiced liar as hitlery Clinton is, we know he’s without a doubt, the worst potus America’s ever seen, bar none, he’s caused more damage in seven years than all past traitors this country has ever seen, he has decimated and destroyed our military, disrespected our veterans, alienated our Police Depts. who do a kickass job dealing with some of the douchebags they have to deal with, [both bigmouthed politicians and criminals alike], there definitely is “NO” proof this POS was born in the USA and he has regressed racial relations in America back 150 years, I could go on and on !!!!!

    • Wabbitt
      July 8, 2016 at 8:13 pm

      Congratulations on utterly making Turtleboy’s point for him.

  • Reddog
    July 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    Just sayin

  • Reddog
    July 7, 2016 at 10:20 pm

    TB, you sound like a pussy. Your whining about other people using words you use all the time.
    Who cares about some old man. Old people are like kids. They say and do the darnedest things. People need to be able to be able to see things and not get scared. Just shrugg it off. Wtf.

    • TiredOfThisCrap
      July 8, 2016 at 12:12 pm

      Actually I will point out that last year this same dipshit dressed up as a flamboyant gay man for the parade and held a gay “wedding” on his float. Entirely mocking homosexuals and people that find love and acceptance differently than he. So yeah, he is a race baiting, homosexual bashing Indiana piece of shit. Don’t do yourself the injustice by attempting to make what he did right.

      • X
        March 21, 2017 at 5:23 pm

        Good for him for doing that

    • X
      March 21, 2017 at 5:22 pm

      Yup totally pussywhipped. What a faggot article. Nothing wrong with the float.

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