• Indy Radio Program Director Makes Viral FB Post About NFL Rigging Super Bowl Because Fox Caption Says “Patriots Win Super Bowl With Touchdown”



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    This hilarious Facebook post has been shared almost 100,000 times, because butthurts just can’t accept that the Patriots won the Super Bowl fair and square:

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    We really need a plague. Something to just weed out all the mushheads. I mean, how dumb do you have to be to not understand the context of that caption? “New England Patriots – Wins Super Bowl With Touchdown.” That is not a prophet from the future accidentally reporting on the status of a rigged game. It’s a factual statement that the Patriots would win the Super Bowl if that drive ended in a touchdown. Because the first team to score a touchdown in overtime wins. People who watch football on the regular understand this. People who pretend to like football so they can have something to talk about with the boys don’t understand this.

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    Take a wild guess where Kelly Mac lives…..

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    Because, of course she lives in Indianapolis. The city that invented post-traumatic Patriots induced butthurt. A city with a pathetic franchise that hangs participation banners from the rafters. A city whose football team knew they could not beat the Patriots, so they set up a sting operation to measure the PSI of footballs in a game they lost 45-7. A city where fools still think Peyton Manning can hold a candle to Tom Brady.

    She also thinks it was rigged because of the Trump factor:

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    Just kidding. Unlike Kelly Mac we are able to use context clues to decipher that this is in fact sarcasm.

    After her post blew up and everyone started rightfully mocking her, she did what all SJW’s do when they’re in a bind – whined about threats from trolls on the Internet:

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    Funny part is she ended that post with “just sayin.” Anyone who uses that phrase without the intent purpose of mocking people who use that phrase (like we do) is obviously a simple minded meatstick. Jusy sayin.

    Somehow this nudnik has influence too. She has 25,000 followers on Facebook, works as a program director for a major media outlet in Indy, and has her own Wikipedia page.

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    Anyway, Kelly Mac is proof that people who don’t watch sports normally should probably just go along with the crowd, pretend to care, and refrain from sharing their opinions on social media. The fact that you can be this dumb and still advance in the media world proves that there are many advantages women have in the working world. A guy this dumb would never be able to make it this far by being so openly stupid. But when you bust out the twins:

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    Any job is attainable.

    The Patriots won because they were the best. Again. End of story.

     

     

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    1. Paul Larson


      For the Social Justice Cowards who think I am into homosexuality, I am NOT like them, nor am I attracted to little girls. However, Mohammed was 53 when he consummated his marriage to a 9 year old girl, Aisha. Yet the SJ Cowards defend that religion and they make believe that people who disagree with them are into being gay or little girl molesters, just like SJCs are!

      I believe in EVOLUTION, and homosexuality is an evolutionary dead end! If a specie has no offspring, how are you going to have survival of the fittest and how are you going to have extinction of the unfit? And if you are having sex with young girls, how is evolution to work if there are no offspring? SJ Cowards would never even consider this question. Yet they make believe that they believe in evolution.

      You see, I am not afraid to use my real name, and I am not afraid to use sources to prove my points of discussion. These SJ Cowards can only disdain anyone who disagrees with them and that is anti-democratic; they cannot rebut the other person’s argument. It makes me wonder why we spend so much in tax dollars for public education when it is going absolutely no where.

      According to the book, The Immortal, by Yang Sen, and translated by Stuart Alve Olson, page 82:

      “Grafting…is a practice whereby men would sexually employ numerous young females… Within the Grafting practice, however, sexual contact was frequently used and so it was more a practice of DISSIPATION of Essence…than a practice of replenishing ESSENCE. It should be noted that…males lose their Essence through excessive dissipation, the loss of semen. Females, on the other hand, lose their Essence through excessive menstrual flow, the loss of blood.”

      To all the Social Justice Cowards out there, I am not into dissipation. I am into Essence through training every single day. Even though I am 69, most people believe me to be several decades younger than that. That is what a lifetime of martial training can do for a person.

      Turtleboy knows the emails of the people who call themselves Paul Larson, but Turtleboy prints these lies anyway. Hey, Turtleboy, how about encouraging posting and rebuttal of arguments rather than encouraging uncivil behavior?

      Paul Larson

      1. BobnMic's Gaping Anus


        You should see what a lifetime of anal cagling with a bowling ball will do to your anus

      2. ZephyrCat


        I believe this is very similar to the manifestos the Unabomber used to release. Just something to consider when reading the rantings of a lunatic. Just sayin’. Just Sayin’? Where did I read that?

      3. The Clouds


        Yeah… I never heard of homosexuals having kids… Evolutionary dead end. They can’t just hold their nose and dive right in. And then raise them to be homos to… The circle of life continues. They know how sperm and egg work. It’s not rocket science to procreate. Humans have been doing it, on purpose, for millennia.

        And they are starting to outnumber you… You see less of the flag you fought for, and more of the rainbow one… and it pisses you off.

        Boy that Yang Sen is a genius! Studies are now showing that prostate problems occur from lack of dissipation. And loss of essence through menstrual bleeding… Yeah. Believe that too. Sure… he was 250 years old! Chinese wouldn’t lie about that… And Glorious Leader Kim Jong Il can alter weather with his thoughts! True story… it’s documented in his biography!

        By the way… I’ll let you in on a secret… (You don’t need to put a “real” email address… They aren’t verified… There aren’t verified accounts here…) But I’m sure you figured that out. You’re all learned and stuff. And kick serious ass… You know from all of that Chinese dancing you practice.

        We’re watching you… all the time…

      4. BobnMic


        Welcome back Marine Larson and yes uncivil like behavior is not only ignored in here but encouraged for click purposes only. Nothing else matters. Absolutely nothing. Sad but true.

        1. Waaaahmbulance!


          No room for your lying ass in here, but since I answered the call, I may as well check your vitals and send you on your way!

          1. BobnMic


            You would love that so much wouldn’t you Fiesty the fake. But guess what? I was here long before you and I’ll be here long after you. Add that to your Methamphetamine cocktails of choice and go into your BobnMic is Stalking me world way way up there on Planet Delusia.

            1. Kevin Lynch Loves BobnMic


              You would love a whole bunch of things, wouldn’t you bob? Specifically a huge cock in your hairy asshole. GROWL!

            2. BobnMic


              Hey learn things everyday. Source codes says this troll comment was by Turd Burglestein. Nice job fucknut. You just got had.

            3. BobnMic Fact Checker


              Sometimes, I legitimately feel bad for you when you make comments as tupid as this one, Bob. But that quickly passes, I have a good laugh, and I get back to my Fact Checking.

            4. BobnMic Fact Checker


              *stupid

            5. Turd Burglestein


              Bitch…you wouldn’t know source code if it hit you right in your gaping anus.

              #define NUMBNUTS 1;

              do
              {
              trollBobnMic();
              } while (bobnMic == NUMBNUTS);

    2. Charlie


      I even figured out what it meant immediately. Sad but not surprised.

    3. BobnMic


      I gots da firsties
      I gots da firsties

      1. BobnMic


        Dammit…beat out by the honorable Marine Larson and Charlie.

    4. Chris From Georgia


      Here in Atlanta, as deep into the heart of Falcon territory as you can get, the reactions from many of the fans are that New England won fair and square because they played better and yes it was one hell of a comeback. Even one woman who absolutely despises Tom Brady and the Patriots said that “They won because Tom Brady is the best QB and the Patriots have the best coach and team!”

      1. FatFingr Lou


        Chris,

        The people in Atlanta that stand up and count themselves as sportsfans are some of the best people I’ve ever met…and this not so humble opinion goes back to Spud Webb and Dominique Wilkins vs. the Celts.

        The Falcons should kiss Shanahan goodbye like the Pats did to Parcells after the GB Superbowl..both were looking on to the next payday and fucked over their team when they needed them in the big game. The pompous ass Parcells couldn’t even fly home with his team after the loss.

        That said, I feel bad for the Atlanta Falcons Fans. Their owner seems like a guy that just wants some public love and has tried real hard to contribute. Their D is going to be deadly once those rookie reckless daredevils get a year of two of working together. (Holy shit!)

        Seattle, on the other hand, has the most vile shitheads I’ve ever met. They should have set up a shower and delousing station behind security in Foxborough this year.

        1. Chuck


          I don’t know shit about Arthur Blank but the look on his face when the falcons were falling apart was absolutely hilarious. Props to the Fox producer that kept putting him on tv

          1. Talisman


            Indeed. Somebody needs to do a compilation starting when he went down to sideline to the last shot in OT. I loved seeing that ass whipped face he and his wife had. If there’s a next time, you can bet they’ll stay up in their suite til the game’s over.

    5. ZephyrCat


      You dumb cunt! I actually worked in TV covering remote sports. Do you know how many graphics are pre-loaded beforehand???? Where do you think all those stats & graphics come from so quickly??? Someone fucked up and popped in the wrong graphic. Yeah, Edelman’s catch was pre-planned too. Stick to what you know…..NOTHING!!!

    6. Talisman


      Reading with a minimum amount of comprehension is fun. It’s almost, like, you can, like, understand, like, a sentence, like, if you, like, do it.

    7. Wendy


      Welcome to the Trump effect! Nothing is as it seems anymore, everything is suspect – such bullshit!

      1. True Reality Speaks


        Orwell predicted the Democrats attempts to alter reality for the masses in 1949 when he published his book, 1984. They’ve been doing it for decades – with the establishment Republicans joining in the fun starting with Bush II.

        Trump’s just the first one to gain any traction exposing them and their propagandists in the media.

        Stay “woke” though, Wendy. LOL

    8. Turd Burglestein


      Dammit…what happened to the pictures???? Screen grab 101.

      1. WTF


        I thought my computer was the only one having that problem, Turd. It’s very fucking annoying when you only can see 1/2 the story.

      2. wabbitt


        I’ve been seeing it on posts for the last four days.

    9. Pats Fan


      Lol @ her Wikipedia page. Someone already edited it. Some people watch football some people don’t. She obviously doesn’t watch football.

    10. Mirror Mirror


      Definitely would.

      1. Mirror Mirror


        I can’t see the pics here for some reason so i googled her.

        I officially rescind my thought above.

    11. kenny fing powers


      umm….sloppy titties….clam necks for sure

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