Jackwagon On Charity Bike Ride In Dracut Nearly Gets A Bunch Of Bikers Killed By Crossing Double Yellow Lines And Forcing Cars To Swerve From Hitting Him

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This past weekend was the Crazy Bitch Biker run. It’s a really good event that raises money for the Boston Children’s Hospital Pain Clinic. A local biker named Gary Walsh participated in it and shared his bike cam on the Facebook machine…..

And as you will see in the video, he nearly killed a bunch of people because some bikers (not most) think that the rules of the road do not apply to them…..

Yup, that’s how you kill people.

According to him he did not endanger anyone though. And when people began to call him out on it he began to get pissy…..

“My only concern was for the 180 bikers in this ride.”

Newsflash – you directly endangered 180 bikers in that ride. There was a good 15-20 seconds in which you were traveling in the lane of oncoming traffic:

There’s a car pulling out of a driveway that easily could’ve smashed into you. And he’s got the right of way.

You did it several times, including on the double yellow.

You crossed on the solid lines. I know it’s really hard to understand, but solid means don’t cross. Just look at this still shot:

That silver car sees you coming at the last minute and swerves, guess what happens? A whole bunch of bikers die.

But according to him he didn’t come close to being hit by a car….

Oh right, it was the wide view angle that caused this:

That explains why the silver car has to veer into the breakdown lane to avoid you. It’s all “trick photography”:

No. Just no. You were reckless and you could’ve gotten people sent to the hospital on a charity ride that was raising money to go to the Children’s hospital. He actually doesn’t seem like a bad person, but at least own what you did and stop driving like a jackass. Jackass. You’re giving decent bikers a bad name.

31 Comment(s)
  • Discerning taste
    August 29, 2018 at 10:51 am

    Harley Davidsons sound like a loud, wet fart. And the people who ride them are almost always fat. How very unappealing.

  • Ccccccock
    August 28, 2018 at 11:42 pm

    What a friggin asswipe, some bikers deserve to kiss the pavement while doing 70.

  • Hung Soe Xmall
    August 28, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Confucius say man who have very loud motorcycle hung like grain of rice

  • Turk_Sanderson
    August 28, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    That is Pelham NH, not Dracut. They are going north on Mammoth RD/NH SR 128

  • A solid 8
    August 28, 2018 at 9:37 am

    One of my favorite pastimes is allowing dudes with Harley Davidson apparel buy me a top shelf drink at bars, and when I’ve taken my last sip, I tell them I’m going to the ladies room, but I actually leave. Any dude who thinks riding an organ donor will get him into my pants is so fking stupid he doesn’t deserve the time of day from me.

    • Out on 2, staying in my lane.
      August 28, 2018 at 5:18 pm

      You’re not exactly occupying any part of the moral high ground.
      As a matter of fact, you are a grimy lowlife whore.
      Personally, I wouldn’t let you clean the soles of my boots and you’d never get a drink out of me.
      Last ride I was on, a lovely lady bought a drink for me in appreciation for showing her a good time.
      Maybe not all bikers are idiots or bad people? Nice job with the stereotype bullshit.
      You are a terrible person and you suck at life.

      • Good Job!
        August 28, 2018 at 7:39 pm

        A lovely lady bought you a drink for showing her… a good time. …. .. .. Sounds like things are getting pretty serious. We knew you could do it! Stay in your lane that is… yayyy!

  • Choices
    August 27, 2018 at 9:00 pm

    Group ride or hang with this crew and dance… tough call.

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 28, 2018 at 1:19 pm

      It’s The Village People out of costume! LOL What douchebags!

      • Sasquatch
        August 28, 2018 at 5:55 pm

        Definite possibility, Vegas show boys or something. Whats up with all the hairless men? Haven’t they hit puberty yet? I take my shirt off and people ask why I’m wearing a sweater.

  • Evel Kneivel
    August 27, 2018 at 8:40 pm

    Nothing says I’m fat, 50 + white, and have an extra 30k sitting around than todays motorcycle driver (rice rockets not included, they are their own breed). Even worse are the tricycle drivers. How fucking gay are those?! Even better, when you’re behind one of these fucking idiots and they see another motorcycle approaching on the opposite ride of the road, the cuck driver lowers their left hand as a wave or a tag. Gay as fuck. I love when the other biker leaves them hanging!

    • Bikers are Morons
      August 28, 2018 at 8:19 am

      Exactly. Well said

      I would add a bunch of gay fucking tatoos, leather & a shitty looking Duck Dynasty beard. Bikers are dumb fucks who think they are tough and cool! Sometimes they even get a skank dumb enough to ride bitch.

      Nothing says I’m fat, 50 + white, and have an extra 30k sitting around than todays motorcycle driver (rice rockets not included, they are their own breed). Even worse are the tricycle drivers. How fucking gay are those?! Even better, when you’re behind one of these fucking idiots and they see another motorcycle approaching on the opposite ride of the road, the cuck driver lowers their left hand as a wave or a tag. Gay as fuck. I love when the other biker leaves them hanging!

      • cager
        August 28, 2018 at 10:08 am

        I’d add; a foolish looking goatee, a doo rag and something with flames on it.
        Why is it that they think riding a HD makes them rebels, yet they all wear the same gay uniform?

        • HOMOS
          August 28, 2018 at 11:22 am

          What is with the flaming gay tassels from the handle bar grips. Like they are 5 years old on their tricycles again.

    • Harleys Suck!
      August 28, 2018 at 11:40 am

      I compare these douchebags to the fucking losers in high school who would “soup up” their shitty rides trying to impress people. You all know what I am talking about; these are the clowns who would take their mom’s ’72 Nova or dad’s ’79 LeBaron four door and cut the muffler off to make the anemic six banger sound like a tank. Then they would add shackles on the back of the leaf spring to jack-up the rear end. And those motherfuckers thought they were bad as fuck.
      That is exactly what these Harleys are: all noise with severely underpowered engines making a total of 55 horsepower and weighing over 800 pounds. And they ride them thinking they are the baddest motherfuckers on the planet. Spoiler alert: your HD is nothing more than a loud piece of shit.
      Finally – It is said that 98% of HDs are still on the road. The other 2% actually made it home.

      • Girls bike
        August 28, 2018 at 12:43 pm

        Harley even makes a girls bike. The Sportster. It’s for the petite girls.

    • I_would_Leigha_I_definitley_would
      August 28, 2018 at 5:29 pm

      It is 100% true that bikers give blow jobs. The girls, the guys, etc…

      Today’s bikers all want to be the leather wearing dude from the Village People.

      Homo. Every one of them. Not that there’s anything wrong with that…

  • Ducati Rider
    August 27, 2018 at 7:08 pm

    Fucking asshole. This is exactly the reason why I NEVER ride in a group. Ever. There was at least one fuckhead like this guy in every group ride I ever went on and I finally said “Fuck it.” I ride by myself, that way the only person who can fuck it up is me (or the fucking shitheads who can’t pay attention to others on the road, of which there is also no shortage of).

  • deflatteddoritodinks
    Chuck Zito
    August 27, 2018 at 7:04 pm

    Buncha pussies. Meet me behind Sweeney’s Gay Nineties and you can also meet your Maker.

    • Jeane Claude
      August 27, 2018 at 7:25 pm

      Shut up or I will bitch slap you at a NY strip club

  • just passing thru
    August 27, 2018 at 6:30 pm

    1) I am a Biker, I ride fast rice bikes, and HD ” Baggers”, I have been riding for over 40 years.

    2) this is why I do not do “charity rides” ” Poker Runs” or any other such foolishness, regardless of the cause. I’ll write a check, but I am not riding in close proximity to people I do not know

    3) I have been a ” Road Captain” and a “Marshall” or Blocker , it is not easy especially when you are trying to get back upfront in a line of 200 bikes.

    4) you “ride” does not exempt you from traffic laws. You have no right to block intersections, on ramps, etc. Any ride I was involved with had police escorts , and even then with their help and co-operation it was not safe.

    5) Half of these rides end up with alcohol involved, I did one ride where we started at TENS in Salisbury and hit 4 other bars ending up in Malden.

    6) the biggest clusterf*ck is the Boston HD ride from Revere Salem every October

    7) If you tried this sh*t with a “cage”, outside of a Funeral Procession, you would be charged with driving to endanger.

    I do not condone this behavior.

  • Pretentious Sod
    August 27, 2018 at 6:05 pm

    So disappointed was hoping to see his cool mountain bicycling videos, anyone have the link? When I’m not recklessly riding my motor bike on the wrong side of the road. I like to go for bicycle rides and complain of dangerous drivers.

    Yeah dude it’s the wide-angle lens…. and Rosie O’Donell has a slow metabolism and big bones. Marky Mark Walsh has more money than brains judging by his toys. He will fulfill the Darwin Award one way or another. No sense or judgement, probably snowboards into people in the winter when he’s playing yuppy in his neon snow outfit and buying $30 beers.

  • Darwin Will Win
    August 27, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    There are people who ride motorcycles and there are douches-on-bikes, never hard to tell the difference.

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    August 27, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Oh, gee. He “almost” hurt someone.

    I almost care

  • Chris Seith
    great white chevy
    August 27, 2018 at 4:37 pm

    The majority if not all bikers are bad people. The good bikers don’t exist its a fairy tale. These bike rides are just slightly better than the rice rocket wheelie rallies on the freeways. Fuck them the roads are my cars kitchen. Stay out them roads.

  • EmfnT
    August 27, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    This is not uncommon in charity bike rides. That said, it is absolutely dangerous when not done by police riding in full uniform on their police motorcycles with lights and sirens in use. Riders block intersections to allow the other riders to pass thru safely. Then when all the bikes pass thru, the blockers (usually there are several, depending on how many bikes are in the run) will then pass the ride participants so that they can get near the front and block another intersection.

    If the ride is properly organized, these blockers should be police as mentioned above. Civilians have no authorization to break normal driving laws just because they are ride blockers.

    So while this guy’s heart is in the right place, he is absolutely breaking the law and endangering riders and drivers alike in the process.

      August 27, 2018 at 5:35 pm

      Actually any motorcyclist attired in the proper amount of leather and tats is allowed to ride anywhere on any road at any time in any way they please. The problem is you cagers in your pussy four wheelers not looking where we are going, splitting lanes and crossing double solids is a necessity. It’s a biker thing you cagers wouldn’t understand.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
        August 27, 2018 at 8:43 pm

        Fags like you need to watch where you’re going – or a “cager” like me is gonna make a bitch like you “understand” what it feels like to be my personal speed bump.

        • Justin
          August 28, 2018 at 9:24 am

          “personal speed bump”….LMFAO!!!! Thanks for making me laugh so hard coffee cam out my nose!!

    • Pplrstpd
      August 27, 2018 at 5:51 pm

      Great white Chevy, you are as stupid as the rider in the video. You know nothing about charity bike runs or the people that host and ride in them!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    August 27, 2018 at 3:43 pm

    How many times
    Did the first guy do it before the video??

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