Jessica Conway Says She Is A Good Mother At Vigil For 2 Year Old Daughter

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Yesterday there was a candlelight vigil held in Marlboro, supposedly to commemorate the tragic death of two year old Avalena Conway-Coxon, the poor girl died while in foster care in Auburn. Turns out it was really just another display of Jessica Conway bragging about what a good mother she is while passing the blame onto everyone else. While looking at a collage of pictures of her daughter Jessica Conway told the crowd, “It reminds me of how good a mother I was.”

Yup. A woman who basically abandoned her child for her own self interests isn’t just an AVERAGE mother. She’s a good one. One of the best actually. Because good mothers get sent to prison and roll the dice with DCF all the time. After all, DCF has such a stellar track record in Massachusetts.

As usual, this isn’t about the baby, it’s about Jessica Conway. The whole purpose of this was to pad her ego so people can reassure herself that she’s not the shitty parent that everyone says she is. None of this was her fault. She got addicted to drugs, which wasn’t her fault. She committed crime after crime which got her sent to prison for half of Ava’s life. But it’s not her fault. She was a good mother and her daughter died because of everyone not named Jessica Conway. Check out her STILL publicly viewable Facebook page. It’s a lovefest of DCF moms patting her on the back for being such a great parent. It’s all DCF’s fault.

Anyway, she apparently put a “gag order” on her family, which didn’t stop the Jessica Conway’s father from pointing fingers at everyone except his daughter. This is what he told the media last night:

“I want to thank all of you guys for being so good with us. I know my daughter hasn’t seen it, because she’s broken. I want you to pursue that thing in Auburn and don’t miss a beat out there.”

See that right there? He’s thanking the media. That’s EXACTLY what our point was the other day. The media is protecting the Mom and passing the buck onto DCF and the foster Mom. Even Grandpa noticed it. Granted there is a TON of blame to pass around here. But the only thing I should be hearing from these people is an admittance that they fucked up. Either that or silence.

But rest assured Auburn residents, he’s not mad at all of you:

“To the people out in Auburn, hey, they’re not all bad people. But these two people definitely weren’t nice.”

Thank God. Because the people of Auburn were anxiously awaiting your approval of their character. This is coming from a grandfather who logically would’ve been the next in line to take in his granddaughter after the child he raised got sent to prison. But obviously he didn’t get custody for a reason. Gee, I wonder where Jessica Conway gets it from?

A lot of people have pointed out that there appears to be a bulge in Jessica Conway’s stomach. If you wanna pray for something, pray for Ava, and also pray that Jessica Conway is not pregnant with a replacement baby.

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20 Comment(s)
  • Sarah
    September 3, 2015 at 3:07 am

    who is the genius writer of this site? i mean what is it? if it’s supposed to be about sports as the website states (well turtles too), ummm why are you writing about news? and if u choose to write about news, did you ever hear of writing using an unbiased approach? damn, another website led me to this mess. you’re all over the place. what a joke this is. lol for the love of god, please go take journalism101.

  • CFT
    August 20, 2015 at 5:07 pm

    She should have just started slow with her nurturing skills. You know, made a trip to the pet store and purchased a gold fish in baggie. She could have fed it, cleaned it’s bowl, changed the water and read it bedtime stories every night. Although wait, animal control would have had her arrested for animal cruelty and the fish would have been adopted to a new home. Hhhmmmmm…….perhaps this should be a new law. If you can keep a gold fish alive for three years you are eligible to produce a human being. That’s it I am calling lawmakers first thing tomorrow.

  • Shewhoshallnotbenamed
    August 20, 2015 at 1:53 pm

    My dumb ass cousin is in that picture at the vigil and guess what…she doesn’t have custody of her son either for the same exact reason!!! She too plays the victim well. For example it’s never her fault that she’s an addict, it’s not her fault that she can’t take care of her child, it’s also not her fault that her family wants nothing to do with her. This whole thing makes me sick! Jessica Conway is where the blame starts. That child had no chance from the beginning and sadly her life is over. I’m aware that DCF needs to be changed but if that beautiful little girls parents weren’t incompetent ass holes she wouldn’t have had to be taken away from her parents in the first place!!!

    What really makes me mad is the fact that the media is turning Jessica Conway into a local celebrity! What grieving mother gives press conferences right after the death of her baby? And don’t get me on the gofund me page! Besides her having absolutely no reason to start the page other than wanting money for herself, I CAN NOT deal with all the grammatical errors! But then again what should I expect from uneducated trash!!!

    Sadly, this is not the first time or the last time something like this will happen. You can trade out Jessica Conway with another name and it will still be the same story. And the same drug addict scumb bags will rally around them blaming others and demand answers!

    Life is hard enough as it is but these children deserve better and we as society need to stop making excuses for the people reproducing them!

    • sandy
      August 20, 2015 at 7:43 pm

      wish i could give this one 5 thumbs up!

  • OhCrap
    August 20, 2015 at 12:50 pm

    I seriously hope that the fancy zebra balloons, pink Dixie cups, and construction spot light to illuminate the perfect parents was not paid for by funds collected on the GoFundMe page. Those resources are earmarked for an imaginary lawyer, I would hate for people to be duped for Ms. Conway and her honky boyfriend.

  • elite
    August 20, 2015 at 12:31 pm

    She’s pregnant? I wouldn’t think she could get fucked in Walpole state prison shes so ugly

  • helterskelter
    August 20, 2015 at 12:25 pm

    this unfit dullard even set up a gofund me to ‘pay for an investigation’ the state is already paying for LOL presumably to buy more drugs. I’m sure the state pays for her current housing, food, etc. as well.

  • Kbella
    August 20, 2015 at 12:03 pm

    When I saw the photo of Jessica in the T&G I thought she looked pregnant, too. Wow, wouldn’t that be a shocker? This poor little girl was failed by everyone around her. It just breaks my heart.

  • RJ
    August 20, 2015 at 11:51 am

    There was another article that said she got out of prison shortly before the baby was born and was there for the previous 9 months, so if she’s pregnant to the point of showing, some guard has some ‘splainin to do.

    I think she’s just tubby from not being able to do drugs for 9 months and getting fed at the taxpayer’s expense.

  • JohnDoe
    August 20, 2015 at 11:32 am

    Avalina’s last name was Conway-Coxon. The mother’s name is Conway, the father’s name is Green. Who is Coxon?

    • Jill
      August 20, 2015 at 12:38 pm

      Her parent’s last name is Coxon.

  • RV
    August 20, 2015 at 10:52 am

    Delusion is a strong narcotic.

  • Kym squid
    August 20, 2015 at 9:44 am

    Narsastic people !!!

    • An etymologist here
      August 20, 2015 at 10:19 am

      Malignant narcissists is what they are, Love. Toxic, malignant, poison.

  • the.kurgen
    August 20, 2015 at 9:34 am

    This woman and her family are delusional, the blood of that baby is solely on her hands. If it weren’t for her choices in life that baby might still be alive. While it may be that the foster mother may be responsible for the child’s death, lets wait for the police to finish the investigation, if it weren’t for the biomom doing drugs then the child would have never been removed from her care. She needs to learn to take responsibility for the child’s death.

    While i’m not a fan of DCF, they share a lot of the blame as well, they were doing their job by removing the child from her custody, she was in mortal danger living with her birth mom. But DCF can’t carry all the blame, there are a lot of people in this country who become foster parents just for the paycheck. They couldn’t care less about the children they raise, just that they got paid. There needs to be a complete over haul of the system from the top down. They need to evaluate how they approve people to be foster parents. Hire more qualified social workers.

    I don’t pretend to have all the answers and I don’t want to see my taxes raised to fund the DCF program but I would be willing to entertain it if they came up with a good solution.

    • Dude
      August 20, 2015 at 10:11 am

      It’s something I’ve been thinking about for this whole story. Everyone keeps trying to find out who is to blame. Is it the birth mother? Is it the foster mother? Is it DCF? Why can’t it be all of them? Its the birth mother’s fault for not keeping her crap together which caused the baby to be in the home in the first place. Its the foster mother’s fault for not issuing proper care for the child (presumably, not enough facts yet to officially point that finger). It is DCF’s fault for not monitoring properly and having terrible business practices (again, only a presumption until more is known). Everyone involved keeps trying to pass the buck, when in reality they all dropped the ball and now the world has one less person.

      • An etymologist here
        August 20, 2015 at 10:28 am

        While you’re right about multiple parties dropping the ball regarding Avalena, the buck stops at bio momma’s feet. She is the one person who put her daughter in a bad situation.

        The system is clearly over burdened and we don’t yet know what happened to that sweet angel and clearly foster mom dropped the ball too, but the burden of guilt rests in Jessica’s lap.

        The more I think and read the more angry I get. My SO was a foster kid with positive results. We don’t get to hear all the good stories, just the bad.

        Once my own child starts college I am going to become a foster? Why? Because my spouse and I really are good parents. Our children come first and clearly the system needs us.

      • Jill
        August 20, 2015 at 12:37 pm

        Couldn’t agree more.

  • sandman
    August 20, 2015 at 9:29 am

    Unreal. .praying she doesn’t choose to reproduce again

  • Omg
    August 20, 2015 at 9:20 am

    This world is so fucked because of people like this. Jessica Conway Please PLEASE hide under a rock , I don’t want to see your face anymore, you suck.

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