Meet Helder Vieira from Warren, Rhode Island.
As you can see, this bootleg Jesus is one of the many assholes who hoarded all the toilet paper and artificially drove up demand on the black market. Ironically he posted a video on a community Facebook group “exposing” a convenience store employee for “price gouging” a case of water for $15.99.
His voice sounds like every Jasiel Correia supporter ever.
“I’m calling the depahhtment.”
Which department? Doesn’t matter. Just understand that heads are about to roll.
To be clear, $15.99 for a case of water at a convenience store is not price gouging. This isn’t Walmart or BJ’s, and if you’re buying a case of water from there you should expect it to be much higher than it would be at one of those places because they’re not a gigantic corporation that can afford to undercut. If you bought them one at a time they’d be around $1.50 usually, but if you buy in bulk here they’re only 67 cents a pop. But this asshole is just the latest of many Facebook vigilante heroes who wants to use the commie cold crisis make a name himself by shaming some hardworking dude trying to make a living.
Turns out Helder doesn’t like bills in general, which is why he’s always in small claims and civil court, and has several judgments against him because he couldn’t be bothered to show up to court.
It’s also why his ex-wife had to take him to court to get paternity tested for his crotch fruit and milk some child support out of him too.
So he’s clearly in a position to judge other people.
But instead of mocking this idiot for his stupid post the masses were out with their pitchforks looking for more shit to blame this working class dude for.
Kristen, you should’ve been forced to put on a mask long before coronavirus was a thing.
Others suggested that they call the AG’s office and the newspaper to shame the guy some more, or even assault the man by slapping the phone out of his hand.
I can’t remember the last time I went in a convenience store and the Indian guy behind the register wasn’t talking on a landline phone.
Then there was this queef trying to impress the mob by telling them they should throw a brick through the guy’s window for selling a case of water at an appropriate price.
The guy who owns the store is probably an immigrant who’s barely getting by. But yea, let’s destroy his business and throw a brick through his window because he’s not charging a price that you find acceptable.
Believe it or not bootleg Jesus’ girlfriend Rebecca Benoit is even worse than he is.
This is what a “grand momma” looks like in Rhode Island.
Everything about this dicknado is awful, starting with the fact that she refers to herself as a “momma” and a “foster momma.” And anyone using the “Stay the fuck home” Facebook filter, or bragging about how they’re #Quaranteam, is a narcissistic, virtue signaling asshole who wants you to know that they’re better than you. Even while filming themselves failing to adhere to social distancing guidelines.
She constantly posts shit like this.
“They can’t and neither can you.”
Actually bitch, I can do whatever the fuck I wanna do because my freedom isn’t dictated by Karen produced memes on Facebook.
People like her are OBSESSED with coronavirus.
Mostly because they’re obsessed with “orange man bad.”
She really stuck it to Trump by blocking him on Facebook, Twitter, AND Instagram.
So when Trump wakes up tomorrow and goes to see what this random skag from Rhode Island thinks of him, he’ll have to use a burner account. She’s that fucking important.
She ironically accused anyone who isn’t buying into the hysteria about shutting the country down indefinitely of not reading The Diary of Ann Frank.
Not realizing that she would be the first person to turn Ann Frank in if the government told her that it was necessary to turn in Jews to protect everyone’s safety and old people from dying, which is literally what the Nazis did.
Couldn’t she just NOT buy the water? Sure, but she’s a God damn superhero who fights to protect people who never asked for her protection in the first place.
Can’t defend themselves from what? The free market? These people who need her protection can’t go to a store down the street because they’re disabled or something, but they can lug a case of water to and from their homes. Yea, that makes sense.
This ghetto Karenzilla actually believes that her “viral” post in a Facebook group is gonna make that Indian dude lower the price he charges for a case of water.
Newsflash – Indian dudes who own convenience stores don’t give a flying fuck about the whims of wypipo. These are people who survived the plague and neighborhood tigers. I assure you they do not care about being Facebook shamed, especially when there’s nothing to be ashamed of. We’re all really impressed with your ability to screenshot a law that your dumb ass clearly misinterpreted though.
This is NOT up for discussion.
I hate anyone who has ever ended a rant with “full stop.” It’s the new “mic drop” for basic white bitches. I mean, just look at what a cuntastic Karen this woman is.
I can’t wait for this bullshit all to end, mostly so that jizzrags like this don’t get to pretend that they’re heroes on Facebook for shaming hardworking business owners and virtue signaling about how heroic they are because they sat on their ass and watched Netflix for two months straight.
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