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“Jim Larson” Defends Failure Swift, O’Connor’s Stabbing, Gardner Mom, Six Flags Kidnapping Rapist, Cambridge Homeless Scam Artists

 

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Failure Swift went full Failure Swift on our Facebook page over the last 48 hours, pretending to be her husband Metro and then a “human rights activist” named Jim Larson, who she insisted was not her. She also went nuts on Bristol, using Metro’s Facebook page, when she found Bristol’s flitateous messages with him. Wild stuff. We also discussed the stabbing at O’Connor’s and the immigration issues it raises, as well as a series of ratchet parents in Gardner, Springfield, and some con-artist homeless folks in Cambridge.

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10 Comment(s)
  • Love TB
    July 7, 2019 at 7:32 pm

    Jim Larson started the FB profile yesterday, ranted, and closed it today. TB is right! And fans of TB are not all idiots. I started listening, because I loved hearing TB’s teaching stories. I’ve been a teacher for years with two master’s degrees. I find myself laughing aloud at his stories. I’ve lived it. The idiots that get their stories in TB remind me of some of the parents of my students. I got invested in the Failure Swift story because Metro was a fellow teacher. I felt sorry for him. If he kicked her out of his house and got a decent lawyer, he could easily void that deed change. She misrepresented herself to him so much, he may even be able to get an annulment. His brother sounds nice, and he would probably help him pay for this lawyer. Later, he could get custody of the kids if he insists. But he stays! I can’t feel sorry for him anymore!

  • Everyone knows
    July 7, 2019 at 6:55 pm

    These comments are coming from losers who are very much like the sperm TB blogs about. Single, substance abusers, small dinkys, and nowhere to go. Comment away fags.

    • Captain Trips
      July 7, 2019 at 9:38 pm

      ‘Everyone knows’ you are either:

      asexual

      Or fucking gay, and refuse to admit it

      Either way,

      Get fucked

      Thanks!

      • Big Wick
        July 7, 2019 at 10:20 pm

        Either any of those, or just Kathryn KC Hill Narcissi Failure Swift. She already “allegedly” has impersonated “Jim Larson” and Poor Metro.

        I STILL laugh whenever I hear or read the name “Failure Swift.” She is one of those gems of a gift that keeps on giving.

    • Bret
      July 8, 2019 at 11:31 am

      You just described yourself…lol

  • Hartford
    July 7, 2019 at 11:05 am

    Half of Roxbury is trying to shoot each other. The chimp with the hippo hips and Pebbles do and “Jonny Fedora” are looking the other way as Boston ’s chimpville cities devolve into S. Chicago. And you choose to highlight this GFM dingbat and her sad submissive cuck tuba player? Focus Turtleboy, focus.

    • TBS Needs To Up Its Standards
      July 7, 2019 at 11:44 am

      Uncle TB, Shell Shocker, and SJW Hunter are the only bloggers that do any of the worthwhile, investigative, important articles. All the other writers are frustrated housewives scouring Fakebook for drama and idiots they can shit on so they can virtue signal to feel better about themselves.

      And TB wonders why the blog doesn’t get the respect it once deserved.

      • The Name Game
        July 7, 2019 at 1:08 pm

        “TBS Needs To Up Its Standards” needs to re-evaluate his own priorities. Maybe change your name to “TBS Reader Has Higher Standards Than All Of You Run-of-the-mill Turtle Riders.” If you want a blog tailored to you, write one yourself. Better yet, tell all the Sunday newspapers to get rid of the comics, crosswords, food columns and movie reviews. They won’t because that’s the only reason many of us ever get one. No one’s forcing you.

      • Aspiring baby daddy
        July 7, 2019 at 6:25 pm

        “Up its standards” aka up yours,
        You must realize that this is your terrible opinion…probably as a man who hates women btw. In my personal opinion: Bristol, NSTB, and South Shore are the true talents (shout to MVTB). I am hetero, and loving the female element of this groundbreaking contribution to real media.
        You are questionably masculine, definitely puss, and a straight-up nerd.
        Disrespectfully,

        Apiring baby daddy

        • Yo Mama
          July 7, 2019 at 10:03 pm

          Right on baby daddy

          “Up it’s standards” mean a hard cock 10″ in from the outer rectal muscle ring

          Something they have lacked

          Obviously

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