Jingo Swampsnatch Flashing Half Of Weymouth And Braintree “Show Me Your Green Card Signs” Also Made A Priest Spend His Last Years On Earth Protesting Outside Of A Cemetery 

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We’re on a roll with viral Facebook posts today. Here’s one out of Braintree that’s been shared over 10,000 times!!!

This is amazing. The most remarkable part about this is how she has the signs pre-written. She literally just drives around waiting for someone to look at the wrong way so she can demand to see their green card. I’m not one for race baiting, but if you wait for someone who isn’t white to flash them the green card sign, you MIGHT be a little bit racist. Just a little bit. Ya know, because some Americans don’t look like other Americans. Just sayin.

But then again, this cuntalicious crustacean, who appears to be a person of color, never mentioned race. As a matter of fact this woman has been doing this for years, and lots of honkies have gotten the same treatment:

So she’s an equal opportunity splooge rag.

A couple turtle riders messaged us asking if it was fake news. Sometimes you just gotta think with your head guys. How could this be fake? It’s a picture of a woman flashing “Homosexuality if a sin” signs at a red light in Braintree. Please, tell me a scenario in which this isn’t real. Are the signs photoshopped? It’s OK to admit that there are in fact some people out there who have completely lost their marbles. Mentally balanced individuals do not drive around flashing “Democrats Jackass Party” signs at strangers.

Someone in the Weymouth is Everything page posted this over a year ago, featuring the same salami serpent deprived bootleg Nurse Ratchet:

As you can see, this woman is a religious nutjob. And that’s not to say that religious people are nuts. Just some. Like the ones who drive around with “No homos” signs in their back windows next to their own phone numbers.

This guy doesn’t believe it though….

Yea genius, because you’re commenting on a picture from 2017. She’s still at it again now. This isn’t hard to figured out. Nevertheless he’s convinced it’s fake news because…..

Not sure why. Just everything on the Internet is fake.

You’ll also notice that it says, “Home invasion by officer Jen Pompeo Weymouth PD assaulted 95 year elder.” Here’s what that refers to:

The Town of Weymouth has become the target of a lawsuit. Weymouth Police say that for almost two years a resident has been making allegations against Officer Jennifer Pompeo and has held signs around town mentioning Pompeo. The allegations have been investigated by the Department along with state and local elder service agencies. Police say that neither these government or private agencies found or uncovered any wrongdoing by any Town employee, medical professional, or elder services advocate. However, police announced on Friday that the resident disagreed and has filed a lawsuit against the Town. Police say the Town Solicitor is “aware of the lawsuit, will vigorously defend the Town, and will deny the allegations in court.”

Yup, this same menopause moonbat accused a Weymouth cop of invading an elderly man’s house, filed a complaint, the investigation revealed it was all made up, and now she’s suing. She seems stable.

It just so happens the cop they’re going after is extremely involved in the community, doing the community policing, “Coffee with a cop” initiative

Summer programs with kids.

And specifically works with the elderly to make sure they’re not getting scammed:

The menopause moonbat’s real name is Susan Gallagher, from East Weymouth. According to this site she works for a church group that works with the elderly:

The former priest she claims was invaded by the cops was Father Philip La Plante, who died two years ago. When he was 91 years old she convinced him that the Boston archdiocese had somehow screwed him out of money, but since he’s not an 8 year old boy the odds that he screwed by the Boston archdiocese are slim to none. According to this article they protested outside of a cemetery once a week:

Drivers on Washington Street had an unusual sight as they passed St. Francis Xavier Cemetery – an elderly priest in black, sitting in a wheelchair, and holding a placard that said “Superiors neglected my health.” The Rev. Philip Laplante, 91, a member of the Marist Fathers order, claims the Marists and the Boston Archdiocese are failing to provide the medical care and financial support to which he is entitled. With him at the cemetery entrance was Susan Gallagher of Weymouth, who says she is his health proxy. The Rev. Laplante – once known around the waterfront as “Father Phil” – was ordained in 1948. He fell ill in 2004. Gallagher met the Rev. Laplante 20 years ago as a volunteer for a charity program. She said the pair usually hold their vigils outside Saturday afternoon Masses.

“This is the only way I know to get the message out,” Gallagher said.

The Marist Fathers of Boston could not be reached for comment.

In case you can’t tell what really happened here, this poor priest was at the end of life, and had lost his mind. Unfortunately he got assigned this psycho skank as a “health proxy,” and she convinced him that the world is out to get him. So instead of enjoying his last few years in peace, she dragged him down to the cemetery, where he was about to spend an eternity, once a week to protest in a wheelchair. Who doesn’t wanna spend a good chunk of their golden years protesting outside a place where they’re about to end up? The signs are funny to laugh at, but what she did to the priest isn’t nearly as hilarious.

Anyway, what she’s doing is protected speech so I’m not gonna try to stop her. I’d say that we should publicly shame her (which this blog does) but this ho gave up shame a long, long time ago. So I guess all we can do is laugh at how nuts she is and hope she isn’t allowed near any more elderly catholic priests.

14 Comment(s)
  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    October 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    She’s got my support, problem is you can get shot doing that shit

  • Be good to yourselves, others and animals. TRUMP 2020
    October 23, 2018 at 5:54 am

    Great attitude, inspiring, you can be whatever you put your mind to being. Retiring by the classic definition is one foot in the grave “gonna take it easy” fuck that. Find a 80 heard old farmer who works their farm every day, his or her hand strength would crush your hand in hand shake but they wouldn’t do that to you, because their too real and decent.

  • It's not what happens to you it's how you deal with it
    October 23, 2018 at 5:42 am

    “normal agin” is only normal if you’re sedentary. Grab some weights or your running shoes and you can change yourself any way you desire. These elderly women out-lift the typical 20 or 30 something “basement dwelling” internet addict with no motivation or self respect. These women rock, big respect for them.

  • Grandpa Jones
    October 23, 2018 at 2:25 am

    Oh boy she’s the cats meow, full of MOXIE she is. I’d dust off that dried up vag and french kiss those dentures any day. Well, after my nap and a fresh pair of depends and a big glass of chocolate Ensure, yum. Hey wheres my blue pill , goddam it the paper boy forgot to deliver the Telegram and Gazette today, jeezus H Christ. Today is Sunday? Why is every day Sunday? Sure I’m voting for Teddy Roosevelt who wouldnt after the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.

    • Grandpa Homer Simpson
      October 23, 2018 at 5:46 am

      Well done! Sounds like Grandpa Homer from the Simpsons, lol. I know people who actually like drinking Moxie, it’s a New England thing. Must have been invented before sugar, never acquired the taste.

      • Granpa Jones p2
        October 23, 2018 at 6:30 am

        Well thanks Sonny, my nurse just bathed me so I’m ready to go goddam it. What the hell do you mean you don’t like Moxie, come on Simpson don’t be a Mary, it puts hair on your chest! Grab your Springfield Repeater and let’s join General Custer and storm the beach of Arizona he needs us! Ready… let’s gooooo….. oh no I just shit myself again goddamm it

  • Here's your sign
    October 23, 2018 at 1:44 am

    She flashes that sign at everyone and anyone. I was driving to work on I-93 months ago, and she pulled it out on me. I’m as white as the day is long, but that didn’t matter. She’s definitely just an old loon.

  • Turd Reversalist
    October 23, 2018 at 12:41 am

    If she was a raving liberal with 37 bumperstickers and window decals with everything from Free Tibet to I’m with Killary plastered on her hybrid shitbox driving around to every pussy hat convention for the purpose of regurgitating lefthate talking points and mindless chants at full volume, this wouldn’t be news.
    The broad is tapped, no doubt. But she’s also benign. Yet she still rents a lot of space in some of your heads.
    That says more about those raving endlessly about her on the Hub than the woman in question.
    All that nonsense aside, they say sex with the repressed crazies is the best. Already got her number, might be worth a shot.

  • J
    October 22, 2018 at 10:07 pm

    She has a mental disorder. This woman told me a weymouth police officer invaded her house without a warrant . I don’t remember exact words but she said they assaulted hernor a family member inside her home for absolutely no reason and that they should have never been at her home. I guess she has an investigation going and she is suing Weymouth. She definitely has lost her marbles. Even if her story is correct she is a wack job!

  • Freedom of Speech Fuckers, this site is infested with liberals
    October 22, 2018 at 5:33 pm

    She’s got a point homosexuality is a sin. I wish I had a green card or minority status, my citizenship and white privilege enslave me to pay for the illegals and bums.

    If she were driving around with Leftist slogans she would be a motivated, social justice warrior and win some awards and a huge gofundme campaign with Hollywood chiming approval.

    • Nice...
      October 23, 2018 at 5:24 am

      Substitute her signs for “Your White Privilege is Showing”, “Trump is a Racist”, “Hetero Normals are Bullies”, “I support abortion and I vote” etc etc

      And she would be obnoxious but fit in on any college campus or rally, people wouldn’t even be surprised by signs like that. I’m glad a 80 year old woman is that politically active and on the conservative side. I’m also glad I’m not her neighbor because she appears a tad irritable but improvement over a commie lib neighbor with their Bernie signs, Black Lies Matter and Gun Free Zone, Hate Has No Home Here…. unless it’s hate of country, military, cops, Men, Whites, Constitution, Christians and Conservatives.

      • Ownz
        February 8, 2020 at 6:31 pm

        I think you need more cum in your brain.. I mean, it’s pretty shit dead already anyway

  • Ryan
    October 22, 2018 at 5:15 pm

    Hahaha I love that lady!! I’ve written the word “cunt” on a piece of paper before so the retarded cunt driver knows that I called her a cunt in my car (along with a few racist terms probs).

  • ElJefe72
    October 22, 2018 at 3:48 pm

    But…but she’s a woman, and women never lie or make things up! She must be believed! If you don’t, then you’re part of the patriarchy and hate women!!

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