Josh Abrams And Hot Tow Truck Girl Are Getting Buried Tonight 


I finally figured out how to upload YouTube audio to SoundCloud, so last night’s live show can be found on our YouTube, SoundCloud, and iTunes channels. And last night was certainly a good one as we had plenty of good ratchet stories this week to discuss:

  • New Bedford Snatch Donkey
  • Brockton Fight
  • Trap Queen Tracy vs. Red Bull Rhonda
  • National Grid Drunkard Goes Hammy On Belmont Liberal

Tonight Bristol is supposed to be dropping some BOMBS on Josh Abrams and HTTG. I don’t even know what she’s got up her sleeve, but I’ll be tuning in at 7 PM to find out. Click here to subscribe to our YouTube channel so you never miss an episode.



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23 Comment(s)
  • fuckyourmom
    October 28, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    A lot of un-american constitutional haters on here. Must allow your daughters and wives to be raped by police because “your weren’t resisting” and just “obeying commands”. lmao

  • Err, ah, bite that pillow
    October 8, 2019 at 1:38 am

    I’d still go full poundtown on her tush.
    She can wear those sunglasses so I can pretend she’s Jackie Kennedy, circa 1960.

  • Save the planet eat the children.
    October 7, 2019 at 3:44 pm

    This is how you get high V, aids or whatever. You fuck her or him or if u wanna double down and rock more masshealth, both. A double does of AIDS.

  • Dj slut pimp
    October 7, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Must have hit a nerve, the down voters who support Josh and his Cunt sack gf supporters are out in full force. 10 to 1 they wanna bang leather face. They stop supporting her when she’s like I’ll suck ur cock for $1000. She’s like nothing is free. I charge my boi the same rates.

  • Danielles Pimp
    October 7, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    Josh loves this site. Must spend hours just down voting all these comments. Hey josh you fucking pussy clown how about some down votes for me.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 7, 2019 at 9:59 am

    Great show last night, Bristol/SSJ.
    Please post the receipts, screenshots from Micelli, etc.

  • don
    October 7, 2019 at 9:11 am

    TB please stop giving josh or ttg any fame. they are useless animals that dont deserve acknowledgement.

  • TKO
    October 7, 2019 at 6:56 am

    JA: Any more questions for me?
    BRISTOL: Yeah, how does how our ass taste?


    Thanks again TB

  • Guy with a job
    October 7, 2019 at 2:22 am

    Hahahahahaha. Josh is also about to lose his ride to harassing public servants. Danielle is definitely gonna get some jail time. And Josh can’t drive. Must suck living in the extended stay Danvers. I can’t even imagine. I wonder if I’ll start seeing Josh and Danielle panhandle outside the Walmart.

  • I hate liars
    October 7, 2019 at 12:38 am

    Someone said that Josh is trans. I’m wondering if there’s any truth to that? Beside that Josh and TTG are trash. They are a burden to society while calling themselves Freedom Fighters. I knew something was off with Josh the very first time I saw him in an audit with douche Auditing America. Josh had to be the loudest so that the camera was on him at all times. He’s a narcissist shit stain and needs to be behind bars.

  • Ace Rothstein
    October 6, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Game. Set. Match.

  • supercuck josh
    October 6, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    ole bitchtits is a supercuck hahahahahahahaha fuck you josh bitchtits.

  • Diabetes and Drugs are a Bad Look
    October 6, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    Jish is one puffy ugly bitch. Wonder what his real parents look like. He’s been an asshole all his life and his mom was my friends teacher. What a small world

  • Awesome job!
    October 6, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    Watching now – loving it!!!!!

    Thank you Bristol and everyone else at TB!

    • ncfoothillbilly
      October 6, 2019 at 7:55 pm

      Damn right! Bitch tits and Camel Toe are soon to be departed. He was getting a piece of ass for some pills and she was getting pills paid for by his dumbfuck supporters from YT..

  • Corinth Arkadin
    October 6, 2019 at 6:47 pm

    Why all the downvotes on seemingly innocuous comments ? Did Josh set up a bunch of sock puppet burner e-mails?

  • Arthur Fleck
    October 6, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Josh Abrams is a fucking weirdo.
    A real deranged nutcase.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    October 6, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    Police departments are well aware now of their tactics. They will not be giving the auditors what they want, essentially shutting them down. Josh will have to up his game, if he’s not in jail first. The IRS, DCF, and PayPal are well aware of what they’re doing. Do NOT donate anything to them. They are spending the PayPal money on drugs, tattoo’s, and cigarettes. Don’t worry about retaliation from them. They both have court appointed lawyers, because they are indigent…no money. Josh keeps saying he’s gonna subpoena this and that, but that takes money and a lawyer. He has neither. Drop the bomb on these two already. Nobody, including his parents will shed a tear.

  • Dave
    October 6, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    Jesus this guy is so boring. Can i subscribe to an email or something that alerts me to when TB stops being a Josh 24/7 site. I miss TB. This new Josh Abrams Turtleboy site is a yawnfest

    • Ace Rothstein
      October 6, 2019 at 11:52 pm

      Are u crazy? ????

  • Luke Fondleberg
    October 6, 2019 at 5:22 pm

    Those wastes of oxygen are in the Rowley, Georgetown, Boxford area this afternoon. I hate like hell giving them the attention they so desperately want, but it is what it is.

  • Josn Got Knocked Out By Tibbits
    October 6, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    I got more chins than a chinese phonebook

  • ncfoothillbilly
    October 6, 2019 at 4:55 pm

    Should I bring a shovel?

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