Josh Abrams Has A Message To Turtleboy In Exclusive Jailhouse Phone Call


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21 Comment(s)
  • josh bitchtits
    September 9, 2019 at 12:03 am

    I am Man.
    Hear me roar!

    You are Woman.
    Clean the floor!

    • Dick Scratcher Jr.
      September 9, 2019 at 12:10 am

      Woke up this morning
      A laugh in my heart
      My ass in her face
      Awaiting my fart
      little dick scrathcher age 31

      • fuckface o'reilly
        September 9, 2019 at 12:15 am

        Roses are red, the sky is blue.
        Your face is where, i’ll shoot my goo.

  • Josh's mom
    September 8, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    I would like to thank judge Summit for giving me the best sleep of my life. Never before have I had a 24 hour period without my son asking me for money. I kicked that trashy bitch out as well. And no, Thomas Mattson…you cannot sleep on our couch. You smell like a dumpster. Again. Thank you Judge Sinnot. You da man

  • China Moon Rocks
    September 8, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Let’s drive around and rip butts in our shitbox Honda. That’s lots of fun. And let’s get an extra large ice coffee with extra cream and extra sugar from Dunks kid. Then we’ll go to all the police stations and talk shit. That’ll be awesome kid

    • Domestic Assaults Kid
      September 8, 2019 at 6:38 pm

      I would go but I got arrested kid for smashing a picture frame over my brothers head kid. He was wicked pissed and hit me back with a fuckin toasta kid.

  • Zillow Watch
    September 8, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    The property values in Stoneham and Wakefield are going to take a significant hit with these trashy families living there and being all over the internet. How about getting some gainful employment and becoming an adult
    Fat and high is not a way to live a long life

  • SHS Alumni
    September 8, 2019 at 6:24 pm

    Josh has huge boobs like an elderly woman and a high pitcher annoying voice. He was beat up all the time throughout his school years in Stoneham and has an atrocious criminal record. These are all true statements that can be verified by either looking it up or simply by looking at and listening to Josh. That makes him a huge douche

  • Boaty Macboatface
    September 8, 2019 at 4:54 pm

    Maybe…just maybe, Josh is a little pissed that his entire empire built around harassing public servants just came to a screeching stop. Truck stop girl shot up with his supposed bail money, while Josh is getting a few shots of man meat. All these auditor’s are turning on each other at this point…..it’s fucking glorious. Oh happy day. Meh, I don’t answer questions, my mouth is full at the moment…and that’s why I stopped you today

  • missy b.
    September 8, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    I love it how you did not reply to her saying that the money is there. Maybe it is and how about have some empathy. Maybe some of you have such a miserable existence that nobody can relate. She didn’t sound like she was intoxicated and I can ALWAYS tell if someone has had even just a sip. No lie. Let’s just see how this plays out.

    • Real_Finn
      September 8, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      Missy B.,

      “She didn’t sound like she was intoxicated and I can ALWAYS tell if someone has had even just a sip.”
      That statement alone tells me what an ignorant twat you are. Are you the drunk-whisperer?

      “Maybe have some empathy”
      Maybe learn the difference between sympathy and empathy. BTW – I have neither. Suck a cock.

      “Let’s just see how this plays out.”
      Here’s how it will play out — she loses her kid because she’s a horrible human being and parent. She continues to get wasted and not give a shit about gay/straight pride, free speech, global warming, [insert any social cause] because she is only in it to get high.

      Get Fucked,

    • Danielle’s Mom
      September 8, 2019 at 5:39 pm

      Shut up Danielle. Go try being a mother for once. Stop buying cigarettes at over t b dollars per pack and stop doing whatever it is that’s making you sound so stupid. This first amendment auditing is good for quick cash but isn’t a reliable way to support your child. Grow the fuck up and do the right thing. Being a trash bag isn’t a good look for anyone

      • realuggs
        September 8, 2019 at 6:27 pm

        “isn’t a good look for anyone”? 1987 called kid. She has your attention. And she doesn’t even know who you are. I don’t know who your and I know that you suffer from deep depression just from your 1 sentence in your post.

        • Smokers Cough
          September 8, 2019 at 6:32 pm

          The internet is forever kid. She is going to be remembered for this forever

    • Dr. Ed
      September 8, 2019 at 8:17 pm

      Not if she’s addicted….

  • Turtle Rider
    September 8, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    Well Turtle Riders have a message for him, too: fuck free speech, fuck the first amendment, and fuck small government!!!!! MAGA!!!!!

  • Nashua Street Blues
    September 8, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Another new video of Josh on the phone attacking the other copblockers. What a mess he is calling from Jail and she’s just hoping the free ride continues. Another day where their children are raised by someone else

  • hi josh
    September 8, 2019 at 11:18 am

    How can she sleep with him? Gross. Further proof that living things need sex, and almost anybody can get it if you’ve been able attract anyone in you’re lifetime. Some of you dickheads that comment are suicides waiting to happen. Suicide by nature.

    • Nuttsy
      September 9, 2019 at 9:58 am

      He must have kept her back in smack.

  • Jelly of the Month Club
    September 8, 2019 at 10:30 am

    Josh is the gift that keeps on giving

  • John Galt
    September 8, 2019 at 10:25 am

    “Turtleboy got ‘figh-yid’ ”

    What a putz this kid is.

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