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Josh Duggar Blaming Porno For His Ashley Madison Account Is An Insult To Porno

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We’ve been saying it since day one – the Duggars are completely full of shit. And the only people who bought into their bullshit are the ones who are sending money to the usurped king of Nigeria who just happened to send them an email asking for help.

In the past 48 hours it’s been revealed that Josh Duggar, the oldest of the 19 Duggar children, had a registered account with Ashley Madison – a website for married people looking for spicy affairs. Thanks to some crafty Internet hackers out there he was just one of millions and millions of people to have their hidden lives brought to life.

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This is the same poopsmooch whose parents covered up the fact that he molested his sisters when he was 14. Because in the Duggar world, when you molest a minor the proper punishment is a trip to the neighbors house to paint the fence and dig some holes. Then all you have to do is say that you are actively asking God to help you defeat your demons and the whole thing never happened.

Anyway, I’m kind of shocked that he admitted it was him so fast. This whole hack thing seems like a pretty easy lie to get yourself out of. All they have is your email address, mailing address, and credit card right? How hard is it to explain that? I could’ve easily set up an account for Old Balls without leaving my house. As a matter of fact I’m kind of mad that I didn’t.

Anyway, my point is, the Duggars were not liked by millions and millions of people. So it’s certainly conceivable that someone could’ve taken Josh Duggar’s information and made an account for him. They did it to a lot of famous politicians, including former British Prime Minister Tony Blair. It’s not like lying is above Josh Duggar. He’s been a liar and a fraud his entire life. It’s what he does best. That’s why I don’t understand why instead of just telling another lie he decided to blame it all on porn:

I have been the biggest hypocrite ever. While espousing faith and family values I have secretly over the last several years been viewing pornography on the Internet and this became a secret addiction and I became unfaithful to my wife.

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Look, I can’t stop you from cheating on your wife, but don’t talk shit about porn. That’s just a cheap cop out. The purpose of porn is to keep you from cheating on your wife. Everyone knows that. Porn is not a gateway drug into adultery. Porn is just porn. And it’s not a real apology if you don’t put 100% of the blame on yourself. He’s taking about as much accountability as Jessica Conway.

 

To make matters worse, this wasn’t the original draft of the message “he” wrote, which was published on his parents’ joint Facebook account. The original underwent several changes:

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This just proves once again that all the arguments against gay marriage are largely based on bullshit. All this garbage about the sanctity of marriage is coming from people like Josh Duggar, who get paid from special interests groups to shit on gay people who, unlike Josh Duggar, were planning on marrying their spouse and remaining loyal to them.

But a Duggar will always be a Duggar. They’re probably running low on cash and need some sort of spinoff show. And a Duggar rehabs from porn addiction show would certainly do the trick.

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This just proves our point once again that the biggest problem in the Duggar household are the parents. They raise these kids to be weirdos. They all get married when they’re 20 years old because of one reason – they wanna fuck. That’s just a fact. They wanna wait until they’re married to have sex, but they don’t wanna wait that long. So they find some other equally horny post-adolescent and get hitched ASAP. Then when they turn 25 they open up an account for Ass Parade and the rest is history.

Just watch Jessa and Ben’s wedding episode. As soon as they say I do they literally sprint out of there like Carl Lewis and Jackie Joyner-Kersee so they can go and consummate:

Because that’s literally the only reason they got married. To bang.

Look, I’ve always had respect for the wait until you’re married crowd. If you have the self restraint to wait until you’re 30 years old and ready to settle down before doing the deed, I can’t help but respect you for that. But it doesn’t count if you get married at 20. And that’s what people like the Duggars do. They talk shit about people their age who “live in sin,” because even though they were fucking at the same age, at least they had a ring on their fingers.

I’ve never seen two more selfish people than the Dugger parents. They KNEW their son Josh was a deviant since the day he was born. They covered it up. Then they completely whored themselves out for a TV show, knowing full well that their son’s molesting ways would come to the forefront. I’m looking forward to watching their entire world come crashing down.

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3 Comment(s)
  • Adam
    August 24, 2015 at 12:19 pm

    Been a loyal turtle rider since busgate. Bro… you’re a 30+ year old man. Stop living your life through a reality TV star. Move on.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Frank Lee
    August 24, 2015 at 11:52 am

    I can only imagine the ad in Ashely Madison: “Situation wanted. Looking for a sexy woman into some siblings role play.”

  • squirtleboy
    August 22, 2015 at 3:22 am

    imagine the gals he cheated on his wife with. creepy vanilla ass perv

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