Judge Booty Let Twice Deported Illegal Immigrant Slip Out The Backdoor Of Newton Courthouse Because She Knew ICE Was Sitting In The Courtroom

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I couldn’t believe it when I saw this headline from the Boston Globe of all places:

I thought I was in bizarro world. The Boston freaking Globe did an investigative piece about a newly appointed Charlie Baker judge who let an illegal immigrant out a private backdoor in a Newton courthouse, after being arrested on drug and DUI charges, in order to not get picked up by ICE agents sitting in the courtroom. Credit where credit is due – this completely goes against the Globe’s agenda. They’re firmly on the “this never happens” side of the aisle. Here’s some highlights from the story.

Why is it the concern of a judge whether or not someone appearing in front of her is about to be deported? Her job is to judge them based on the crime they are in front of her for. But this criminal (the judge) conspired with the other criminal’s defense attorney to let him get away, go out the backdoor of the courthouse, and hop a fence to evade ICE.

Here’s the most fucked up part about the story – the judge ordered the clerk to turn the live courthouse microphone off.

Now the judge and other court personnel who let the criminal escape are under federal investigation, and a grand jury has convened already.

In doing so Judge Joseph violated two laws – 1) she hindered federal agents, and 2) all court sessions must be recorded.

This guy isn’t the cleaning lady who’s been here 20 years and has kept his nose clean either. He’s the least sympathetic defendant ever. No one knows his real age, since he changes his name and age all the time. He’s been arrested a bunch of times, and deported twice already.

I don’t care what your politics are, if you don’t think this is insane then you are an idiot. I get why people want to protect dreamers and people who skipped the line but have been contributing members of society since they got here. Those people are at least sympathetic. But this guy? This is an easy one. See ya later dooshnozzle.

The fact that anyone would be OK with this highlights everything that is wrong with radicals on the left. Believe it or not, there are plenty of blue collar democrats out there who think all this bullshit with pronouns, and hate speech, and sanctuary cities is insane. They care about things like good healthcare, good wages, and affordable college.

But these kind of democrats no longer have a voice. That’s because Trump has made previously normal people insane. He’s radicalized the left like I’ve never seen it before. Nationally democrats didn’t exactly have a blue wave, but in Massachusetts they did. Some of the few republican held seats in the statehouse, like Kate Campanale’s, switched to blue. Liz Warren won by a lot more in 2018 than she did in 2017. Maura Healey got 70% of the vote. Boston elected a District Attorney who doesn’t want to prosecute drug deaelers. Even Mike Capuano wasn’t liberal enough for his district anymore. All of this is a direct response to Trump.

And at the end of the day Trump derangement syndrome has even affected judges, who see nothing wrong with openly conspiring to violate federal law, because they know there will be no repercussions. We know the State Legislature won’t vote to recall Shelley M. Joseph, so hopefully the feds charge her as they should instead.

Oh, and by the way – you can’t blame this particular judge completely on Deval Patrick or the radical left. After all, she was appointed by Charlie Baker. Oh wait, actually yes you can. Carry on.

I have to admit though…….would.

Just sayin.

49 Comment(s)
  • Dianna
    March 16, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Corruption at it’s finest

  • JH
    December 5, 2018 at 9:34 am

    MA needs a judicial inquiry commission in order to get these rotten anti-LEO, anti-American judges unbenched. That’s really the only way. They will be forced to answer for their poor and dangerous decisions.

    • Dianna
      March 16, 2020 at 1:08 pm

      hey Judge Bootie were you the judge back in June of 2018 when Governor Baker’s son AJ was arrested for groping a woman on a jetblue flight? you let an illegal alien go. He must of been bending you over. you are so corrupt. why aren’t you in jail?

  • That guy, you know the one...
    December 5, 2018 at 1:52 am

    I would.
    Doggy style with the unexpected 2 point conversion. Vanilla swirl in the fudge factory.

    Hope she is thrown off of the bench, time to clean out members of the judiciary who miscarry justice for their own activist purposes.
    It would be poetic justice if the guy she let loose was killed during an attempt at apprehension. Send the death scene photos to her casa.

  • dave
    December 5, 2018 at 12:15 am

    fuck judge booty, why did those ICE agents let the fugitive slip? were they from MA?

    fucking lazy fucks, im sure this isnt the first time someone has slip out of a courtroom like that, dont they have people at these exits to make sure the people leaving are free to do so and not trying to escape?

    • Dianna
      March 16, 2020 at 1:11 pm

      she was most likely the Judge that let Governor Baker’s son AJ get off on charges of sexual assault in June of 2018. what happened with his case? you were hoping we all forget about corruption. guess what? we are taking back our state this time we are starting from the bottom up.

  • FNG
    December 4, 2018 at 12:24 pm

    It’s worse than you think……the Dominicans are coming here by the boatload with forged PR documents and our DMV have their head in the sand. Then the judiciary does BS like this when these imposters are caught. Ask your law enforcement friends….they’ll tell you. This state is ***ked.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    December 4, 2018 at 10:59 am

    I told my Democrat friend when Trump won that nobody wants to vote for illegals and taxes. His head exploded.

  • Leaving Massachusetts
    December 4, 2018 at 9:11 am

    This is Charlie “I’m really a Democrat” Bakers pick for judge. This story ran on Masslies, errr excuse me, MassLive this morning. Charlie’s response? “This is troubling”. Way to step up to the plate Baker you fucktard. Do you want to guess what will happen to this judge. If you said “nothing” that’s the correct answer. What happened with Judge Feely who’s let multiple heroin dealers and illegals go on bail, some to go on to murder LEO’s. They had a hearing in the Dem controlled Beacon hill, Feeley still has his job and pension intact. This will drop off the news cycle and business as usual in the most corrupt expensive state in the union. Do yourself a favor, after your kids are grown and you have the chance, move the hell out of Massachusetts. Rachel Rollins, Boston’s DA has already come out saying she won’t prosecute larceny or assault and battery on LEO’s. So you can rob someone and assault a police officer but the perp will walk. Had enough of Dems and their policies? Anyone that votes for any Democrat votes for illegals, criminals, high taxes and open borders and an out of control expensive government. This is a one party state, it will never ever change. Look at who just got re-elected by a huge majority. Leave this pathetic state and deprive these psychopaths of all of your hard earned money, it’s only going o get worse.

    • A Real Indian
      December 5, 2018 at 9:23 am

      I think CA has everyone best on being the most corrupt and expensive state. Closely followed by DC & NY.

  • Naughtius Maximus
    December 4, 2018 at 9:09 am

    Yet more proof than anyone named Shelley is a goddamn douchebag.

  • DQ
    December 4, 2018 at 9:05 am

    Would not

  • SMH
    Judge Doody
    December 4, 2018 at 3:18 am

    Sounds like she is taking payoffs from a Dominican gang, because she isn’t working for taxpayers. Suspend her to have a full investigation.

  • Every Real Man
    December 4, 2018 at 3:14 am

    This state is so corrupt it’s scary.

  • Cant ride a Harley on Mass roads
    December 4, 2018 at 12:26 am

    This fucking state sucks! Friday morning we are moving to NC. See ya!

  • Ron Tugnutt
    December 3, 2018 at 10:20 pm

    Absolutely insane. These god damn criminals get special treatment all the time. So he was illegal in Pa and got a dui? That shoulda been it, deported immediately. Why are they allowed to stay when they can’t follow the laws??
    Judge needs to be prosecuted ASAP.
    Wtf it just keeps getting worse

  • Often silent T
    December 3, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    This skag needs to be doing time. Enough already.

  • Scott
    December 3, 2018 at 8:55 pm

    I love the detail in the story that they wouldn’t honor the detainer from his DUI in PA because his mugshot in PA didn’t match his current look. Let me guess, he grew a few pubes on his face and has a new teardrop tattoo on his neck. Rather than double check, or make a phone call, they just glanced at the photo, then at him and said “can’t be him” and “the back door is over there.” This is law enforcement malpractice. This judge and prosecutor should be indicted immediately.

    • Inspector Jacques Clouseau
      December 4, 2018 at 10:52 am

      What about fingerprints???

  • Stop Lying Tom
    December 3, 2018 at 7:48 pm

    You have to read the jewel of the SJW crowd Tom Nolan’s Twitter response to this. For those who don’tknow Tom Nolan he is an alleged former Boston Cop who now bashes the police on the news and the internet. He also teaches at A college in pearly white Andover.

    • Inspector Jacques Clouseau
      December 4, 2018 at 10:50 am

      What about fingerprints???

      • Cato Fong
        December 4, 2018 at 10:54 am

        Wrong spot you idiot!!!

  • Phong
    December 3, 2018 at 5:38 pm

    I think the second American revolution will begin in Massachusetts, just like the first.

  • Hey Seuss Jump that Fence
    December 3, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    This wacky witch should be immediately disbarred and brought up on charges but that of course is never going to happen in this f–ed up state. Imagine if someone was hurt or worse killed because of this maggot she helped to escape.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    December 3, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    It’s convenient and easy to blame Trump for this, but this bullshit has been going on for a long time in this state; long before DJT ever appeared on the political scene. Trump Derangement Syndrome is certainly real, but Mass libs have been coddling criminals for a long time: think Willie Horton and Michael Stanley Dukakis. Deval Patrick and Dominic Cinelli. Judge Tim Feeley and every Dominican drug dealer ever. If Trump disappeared tomorrow they’d still be looking the other way on crime. Do you think Rachel Rollins won’t prosecute certain crimes in Suffolk County just because of Trump? Bullshit.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 3, 2018 at 5:00 pm

      Probably the only way this ‘Judge Scag’ could get the high hard one. Probably meeting the felon out back after hours.

    • Mark Connolly
      December 3, 2018 at 5:41 pm

      Thank you for posting my thoughts exactly. I was thinking about Ted Kennedy and how he is revered even after all he did. There is no excuse for democrats. They all want gun control and open borders. That’s how it works. Don’t blame Trump for being normal.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 3, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    Being a loyal TurtleRider I have to say this:

    Is this article a joke? Did some leftist hack this site?

    I came on to check things out and I see an article about ‘Judge Booty’ with this ugly fucking scag’s pic at the top. So I say to myself, ‘scroll down for Judge Booty.’

    Only to find out that scag IS ‘Judge Booty’.

    Holy Christ, I fucked better looking chicks than that on my worst days.

    I got royally hammered, and same night fucked a bitch I met in a bar once, she had a pickup truck and bad breath, and she STILL looked better than this bitch! WTF?


    • Y
      December 3, 2018 at 6:17 pm

      Congrats on the sex

    • The Uxbridge Masterbater
      December 3, 2018 at 8:06 pm

      Congrats Trips- you know how to fuck.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 3, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    You would?

    I feel sorry for you desperate motherfuckers.

    You would?

    That bitches wrinkles have wrinkles! Look at those cheek warts?

    Just the thought is fucking gross

    • Alex Reimer
      December 3, 2018 at 6:56 pm

      Cap, Id loosen up her tailpipe and go atm on good ole judge booty. I can pretend she’s a ladyboy from one of the rest areas i visited when i was back in college.

    • Cpt Trips dirty yogurt slinger
      December 3, 2018 at 8:08 pm

      STFU Trips! Ya ya you fuck supermodels all day… bla bla bla congratulations! My hero

  • Jack Daniels
    December 3, 2018 at 4:28 pm

    …hic,….she looks good to me….hic, hic

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 3, 2018 at 4:33 pm

      I’d die of alcohol poisoning before that fucking ugly slag would look good enough

      • JD
        December 3, 2018 at 5:46 pm

        You’re right.
        Wound enjoy the ER stomach pumping more.

        Thanks wingman.
        Beer goggles are a dangerous thing.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    December 3, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    Turtle Riders : Turn up the heat on this brazen bitch !
    Make it so that the msm cannot ignore this one.
    Turn up the heat on Chaaley as well ! Make the too tall idiot squirm !!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Asshole liberal Judge
    December 3, 2018 at 4:09 pm

    Absolutely fucking disgusting ! The Judiciary in Massachusetts needs an enema !
    This bitch needs to be shown the door ! And Federally prosecuted !
    I’m soooo tired of these mamby-pamby, Chablis sipping, Brie munching liberal Judges in this state.
    Note to the Judge : Go fuck yourself ! I hope the illegal you let go kills one of your friends or family members on his next drunken foray !

  • Judge Judy Wouldn’t Do This
    December 3, 2018 at 3:45 pm

    Did I misunderstand? Did you blame Trump for the lefty nuts? Cut the shit. This judge should be arrested by the Federal Government, immediately removes from being a judge and sit in federal prison for about 10 years for a start

  • Y
    December 3, 2018 at 3:11 pm

    She looks like Shmegal…you would? GTFOH.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 3, 2018 at 4:34 pm

      It was either a joke or there are some sorry motherfuckers working for TB

  • Akihito
    December 3, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    Mass’ unelected judges generally suck and this POS is no exception to that rule.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    December 3, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Would? I guess the world needs bad botox and chubby chasers, too. LOL

  • Seneca
    December 3, 2018 at 2:25 pm

    “Believe it or not, there are plenty of blue collar democrats out there who think all this bullshit with pronouns, and hate speech, and sanctuary cities is insane. They care about things like good healthcare, good wages, and affordable college.”



    • z
      December 3, 2018 at 4:36 pm

      And they keep voting the same garbage in every time.
      Fuck your average joe Democrats. Somebody is voting these shit stains in and it isn’t me. And the shit stains pick judges like this.

      I hope the dickwad officers of the court do time in federal prison. Preferably as far a possible from the state of Mass. In order to make their families miserable.

    • Mark Connolly
      December 3, 2018 at 5:54 pm

      EXACTLY!!!!! If you don’t believe in open borders and gun confiscation then how are you a Democrat? I can’t stand it when people say there are some normal democrats. If they were normal they would not be democrats. If they were normal the democrats would attack them. Republicans that smoke pot are libertarians. Republicans that are okay with abortions but not paying for them are socially moderate Republicans. But democrats are insane, all the way, every one of them. They are a cult.

  • bigdaddy
    Martha Coakley
    December 3, 2018 at 2:18 pm

    “Its not illegal to be illegal in MA “

  • BigT
    December 3, 2018 at 2:14 pm

    Guess a black robe makes us exempt from all laws. People please tell me I am wrong. What have we become. We cannot make our own laws. We can never let the the tail wag the dog…EVER . Does anyone understand that.

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