Juicin Jeremy Winslow Is Selling The Jeep Tanya Hall Was Killed In On Facebook Marketplace For $28.5K, No Mention Of Bullet Holes Or Blood Stains


Juicin Jeremy Winslow may or may not be out on bail, but the car he was illegally driving which his girlfriend Tanya Hall was killed in, is now on sale for $28,500 on Facebook Marketplace of all places.

Who doesn’t sell their brand new Jeep on Facebook? That’s normal. And there’s nothing shady about trying to sell a vehicle that was just considered evidence by the police. No mention of the bullet holes, blood stains, or new windows required. The ad also says the Jeep has never seen winter, which is weird because he’s been driving it all winter. How much you wanna bet this piece of shit’s gonna run?

I’m sure this won’t be the last we hear from Juicin Jeremy.



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24 Comment(s)
  • Kekistan CSI
    March 20, 2019 at 11:45 pm

    Bet if you took a black light to it, the luminol probably lights up like crazy all over that interior.

  • Juicin Jeremy
    March 20, 2019 at 10:11 am

    I resent the implication that I would run and not pay my financial obligations on the Jeep.
    I got 2 new girlfriends with different apartments who will allow me to live rent free. Also these 2 loves of my life have pledged to make car payments for me as I have agreed in good faith to pay back all gift money from these 2 benefactors.

  • bigdaddy
    Aaron Hernandez
    March 19, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    I wish I( was still hanging around I really would like to me Jeremy

  • Randall Fagman
    March 19, 2019 at 7:23 pm

    randall you faggot

  • Randall Fagman
    March 19, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Randall guy is a jizz guzzlin bottom like his father before him

  • Anthony Grossi
    March 19, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    does his profile photo still show him with the woman who was killed? That’s pretty tacky to say the least.

  • Stunt Penis
    March 19, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    bullet holes? nothing a little bondo and touch-up paint can’t solve.

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 2:46 pm

      That shit’ll buff out.

  • LOB
    March 19, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    this guy is an absolute piece if sh*t ! I hope he is enjoying his time with the boys!

  • Pistol Pete
    March 19, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    Somebody tell this gavone the retail private sale price on this vehicle is $22K tops. Maybe if he throws in a weight belt, a couple jars of creatine and a cycle of dianabol to sweeten the deal he gets $22,500.

  • Big Wick
    March 19, 2019 at 11:39 am

    Shouldn’t it still be held in impound as evidence in an on-going investigation, to be hopefully followed by trial(s)? I expect it would not have yet been released. Has JJ made bail?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 19, 2019 at 11:37 am

    Surprised thus isn’t being held as evidence… Jeremy is planning to book it. Prob won’t pay it off. Just dash off somewhere. Fuckhead

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 19, 2019 at 11:32 am

    does it come with a chalk outline on the passenger’s seat?

  • Hugh Mungous
    March 19, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Randy, just take your prolapsed azzhole back to Provincetown

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 1:15 pm

      You’re my boy, Hughhh!

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    March 19, 2019 at 11:24 am

    Seems to me that one could have some fun with this if one were so inclined and had the time..

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 11:35 am

      I messaged him immediately (thru the marketplace ad), and he hasn’t responded.

  • Francis Sidebottom’s Alter Ego
    March 19, 2019 at 10:56 am

    forwarded to the Manchester pd.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 19, 2019 at 10:51 am

    Hard hitting journalism uncle turtle turd

    • Y
      March 19, 2019 at 10:54 am

      You’re just mad because you can’t smell the seat cushions.

    • Waltercreamshispantys
      March 19, 2019 at 11:03 am

      That’s why you come every day to read and comment. Walter birds pussy gets to eat when he thinks of Tb.

  • OJ's White Bronco
    March 19, 2019 at 10:37 am

    That’s D League memorabilia

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 19, 2019 at 10:34 am

    Wait…but is it in a handicapped spot?


    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Randall Guy's Dad
      March 19, 2019 at 11:02 am

      Randy! Git yo ass back out on that corner!

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