Juicy Jasiel’s Press Conference Announcing That He Wasn’t Stepping Down Because A Doctor Hasn’t Determined That He’s Insane Yet Proves That He Is A Sociopath


Juicy Jasiel Correia had a press conference yesterday in which he announced that not only was he not resigning, but that 8 of the 9 City Councillors who voted for him to be removed from office conspired with the FBI to frame him, therefore he shouldn’t resign. Also, one of the Councillors is even a bigger criminal than he is, and you’ll never guess why. At first I thought he was just a cocky criminal, but upon further inspection the man is a complete sociopath. I was gonna do a blog on this, but decided to do a video breakdown of this legendary press conference instead. We’re gonna be doing more and more content that’s exclusively video like this so make sure you’re subscribing to our YouTube channel by clicking here








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19 Comment(s)
  • Stunt Penis
    September 13, 2019 at 6:17 am

    Absolutely no upside to him stepping down. As long as he holds office, it’s a bargaining chip in a plea deal. If I were his lawyer, rather than Richard N Vulva, Esquire, I’d likewise advise him not to voluntarily step down.

  • IT'S MA'AM
    September 12, 2019 at 9:37 pm

    TBH I love the blog. Read it everyday.

    …. But I can’t stand the YouTube videos.

  • Fuck YouTube
    September 12, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Fuck off, YouTube is for losers who jerk off to cartoon porn or little kids who watch other people play video games. Last thing I’m going to do is click on your click bait.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 12, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Did anyone honestly think for a second that he would voluntarily step down?

  • Jack
    September 12, 2019 at 1:43 pm

    Delusional & a taxpayers burden!

  • Dr. Ed
    September 12, 2019 at 12:13 pm

    He’s not crazy, he’s just arrogant. He’s played the Minority Boy Wonder for so long that he doesn’t realize the trouble he is in — and his lawyer is just as bad. Watch what the lawyer said at the post-arrest press conference. Amazing….

    • z
      September 12, 2019 at 12:49 pm

      That’s just an opening gambit. Down the line you plead to a lesser charge with lesser penalties. You hire lawyers to do this. They advocate for you even if what they say sounds stupid.

      How do you think criminal law attorneys can play for both teams over time? DA or DAs office, private criminal defense lawyer and then sometimes back to the DAs office. Not moral or amoral, but unmoral. And every time they are shocked by the other side.

      • Jefe
        September 12, 2019 at 9:00 pm

        The feds will definitely not allow him to plead this down. Not a chance. They will go balls deep and get the convictions. Juicy J is totally fucked. He will be sent to a federal prison out of state and have to pay restitution well into the $500k range. They found hundreds of thousands in a safe at his fucking house, for God’s sake! He’s cooked. Done. All gone.
        You don’t honestly think that the Feds will let him plea when he’s turned his nose up at them, do you? Additionally, this shake down for weed is undoubtedly happening all across the state. How do you think Andrea Cabral just so happened to get involved with the pot store game? She pulled strings. Knew people who washed hands for those in charge. What’s fucked up is that she used to put people in prison for selling weed, and now she’s head of a store. MA politics at its finest. Fucking joke
        Point is? Lelling isn’t fucking about. He wants to make it known that you will go down for this shit. Public officials are on notice, and it’s about fucking time bc there’s been two sets of laws for way too long.

  • i drink Quequechan water only
    September 12, 2019 at 11:57 am

    i applaud this kid,the way he is able to say FUCK YOU to the powers that be ,says he is smarter than the average elected asswipes,and they are pissed,go get em juicy

    • viasus justin
      September 12, 2019 at 2:29 pm

      Yea sure, but Coreira is just playing for time. All the shit he has got away with is catching up with him. He got carried away with the power at such a young age. He will be going to jail. They have enough now for 3 to 5 years, I anticipate.

      • Jefe
        September 13, 2019 at 8:41 pm

        Try 20-25 years. Consecutive sentencing. Have to serve 85% of fed time, minimum. Lelling isnloling to make an example of this douche. Rightly so, too.
        Juicy make look all calm and collected, but believe me, he’s pissing his pants.

  • Spic Tormentor
    September 12, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Further proof that spics are bringing society down

  • Leonard Washington
    September 12, 2019 at 9:53 am

    Send this chud to Leavenworth as soon as possible so Jenny Fernandes becomes available. Jenny, call me.

  • BurgerFry9
    September 12, 2019 at 8:16 am

    Great news another story for you kids to read while your guts rot another day in your incapable bodies while you rip a butt. Grrr.

    • Crazy Comedienne
      September 12, 2019 at 12:37 pm

      And what exactly do you do when you come here every day to read blogs? Enlighten the rest of us who are employed.

      • ripabutttloser
        September 12, 2019 at 1:11 pm

        We are all secretaries. Life…..

        • Fred Adams
          September 12, 2019 at 1:27 pm

          I LOL’d.

        • ncfoothillbilly
          September 12, 2019 at 4:31 pm

          So, the nursing school gig didnt pan out for you to become a CNA asswiper?

  • Hate Wetbacks
    September 12, 2019 at 7:52 am


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