Jussie Smollett, Kavanaugh, Social Media Censorship, Covington, And Dudes Beating Girls In Track Is Why I Have No Choice But To Be MAGA 2020 


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The left once again completely embarrassed itself in the way they blindly believed Jussie Smollett’s obvious lie and then claimed they wanted to wait for FACKS after it was proven that he orchestrated the whole thing. When you combine that with these idiots clamoring that a man should be able to become a woman and murder biological women in track and field, what sane person would ever want to hand over control of this country to these psychopaths?

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21 Comment(s)
  • Red Herrings
    February 21, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Hey Big Wick,
    Keep fishing for those red herrings.

  • Chyt
    February 21, 2019 at 4:51 am

    Huh… I strongly suspect there are comments being made either by the same person or by friends. I highly doubt you had comments up before that were subsequently deleted. You guys are trying so hard, but it’s painfully obvious and it’s not going to work. You assume we are
    as stupid and gullible as you are. I bet you or a friend had something written about…and if so you deserved it. Nobody that reads TB regularly will believe you. We know better than that. We recogize your fake comments. It’s not going to work.

    • Ooops you did it again silly turdle rider
      February 21, 2019 at 5:15 am

      If you really don’t believe TBS deletes posts (like he did multiple times yesterday) , than YES you are indeed as stupid and gullible as I imagine.

      The fact you can’t see through the hypocrisy dripping in each of TBS’s “news” stories already told me that … so no shocker.

      I mean when you support some clown who makes a living off doxxing others and bitches when he gets doxxed himself and you STILL can’t see the double standard. … welll there is just no help for that kind of willful ignorance. Carry on. You’ve found your tribe.

  • What a Joke
    February 20, 2019 at 7:47 pm

    Bristol I thought you were all about free speech too. But you turned off your reply option … so what’s that if not censorship?

    Good thing you’re true to the free speech cause, until it gets flipped on you I guess.

    Typical hypocrite.

  • bristol bae
    February 20, 2019 at 2:07 pm

    Let’s see how long it takes TB to censor it this time.

    The [Turtleboy] is a bewildered soldier of outrage culture, deeply emboldened by complex and contradictory pseudo-sociology pepper by meaningless terms dressed up as serious fact. [Turtleboy] is obsessed with picking at the scabs of [society], trying to draw fresh blood, and are often seen lumbering around, finding [issue] at every turn. [Their] causes have no credibility, no clear motivation, and no semblance of logic. Now that the well has all but dried up, the sediment that remains are perpetually miserable shrews expending boundless energy in making other [people] as brutally unhappy as [turtleboy].

  • Fishing for red herrings again B?
    February 20, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    Why Bristol’s too busy fishing for red herrings again to stay on point. She also lacks the introspection to recognize “she’s” doing it.

    I guess when you know you’ve been schooled all you have left is to attack the speaker. Kewl B. (Btw A when you are writing under your diva alter-ego, do you dress the part as you type?)

  • Outted
    February 20, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    Bristol Turtlechick = AK inner DIVA come out to play.

  • TB’s turning into a little b*tch
    February 20, 2019 at 11:35 am

    Looks like MassGirl got under the turtle’s thin shell. Keeps deleting her comments left and right. Guess someone’s not against censoring free speech after all.

    • Don’t be silly
      February 20, 2019 at 11:42 am

      Silly that’s because he doesn’t give a shit about free speech. It’s just the catchphrase he uses to protect himself from reprocussion.

      He’s just tapping into the cultural phenomenon of outrage entertainment to make a quick buck.

      Super noble way to make a living and all. It’s sure is a good thing we have someone like him to showcase others lack of ethics.

      • Y
        February 20, 2019 at 11:46 am

        Holy Fuck, KC, you are now talking to yourself?!?!
        Maybe you need stronger meds???

        • ...
          February 20, 2019 at 11:50 am

          I don’t know who KC is. But I think you might have an obsession. And when people are obsessed with something … you know like racism … they see it in EVERYTHING. So annoying amiright?

      • Big Wick
        February 20, 2019 at 12:07 pm

        Hey, “Don’t be Silly,”
        What’s with the “protect himself from reprocussion.” Are you threatening to violently detonate Uncle TB’s photocopier?

        Not that I approve of removing posts; I found MassGirl highly entertaining and poke-able.

        • Dont be silly
          February 20, 2019 at 12:19 pm

          No slow poke. Reprocussions like libel suits. Like being able to say whatever you want, about who ever you want, regardless of its accuracy all under the blanketed protection of free speech.

          No one’s threatening him. Just observing the hypocrisy of throwing a hissy at FB for censorship, and than using censorship on your own site.

          Like MassGirl or not, you can’t argue the double standard there.

          Kind of like his bitching about being doxxed by anonymously to the public with mailers, when he makes his living anonymously doxxing people publicly.

          • February 20, 2019 at 1:29 pm

            You are Mass Girl, dipshit. Shut the fuck up, Bill.

          • Big Wick
            February 21, 2019 at 9:57 am

            Poke, poke.

            Like I asked, Silly, what’s a “reprocussion?” Go back to f*cking English class, and when you’re typing in the reply box, consider that maybe there’s a reason that the weird word you just typed is underlined in red. You can’t be bothered to self-edit even when the response box software provides you with a spell-checker?

            Ignorance is when you don’t know how to spell. Stupidity is failing to use the tools offered you. Yes, off-topic. But I’m a Grammar Nazi. Sue me.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 20, 2019 at 10:04 am

    Quick question…

    All this stuff you hate is happening now while Trump is President.

    How will re-electing him change anything?

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 20, 2019 at 9:57 am

    Hey, what ever happened to the guy that found the phone on the tracks in Springfield?

    The one you said was a murderer.

    Was he ever arrested?

    You should do a follow up and apologize.

  • Mr Free Speech deletes comments? Weird?
    February 20, 2019 at 9:34 am

    That’s so weird … I though you were all about FREE SPEECH TBS?

    If so then how come you deleted the comments that were previously here pointing out your hypocrisy using Bristol’s own words.

    I thought your were all against internet sites like FB censoring speech.

    Weird you did just that yourself.

    Lame ass.

  • Clever
    February 20, 2019 at 9:05 am

    Oh I see what you did there, modified Bristol’s own article like she did to that black chick. And just like hers, shows a double standard, but this time Turtleboy’s own. Clever.

    Too bad it will be lost on his audience.

  • Coach Bombay
    February 20, 2019 at 6:29 am

    Goddammit, Unc! You totally ruined the Mighty Ducks for me now!

  • Continue
    February 20, 2019 at 5:54 am

    TBS = Turds Bull Sh*t

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