Jussie Smollett Moves To Beverly


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A restaurant in Beverly made a lot of money and got a lot of free advertising after posting the most politely written homophobic letter ever written to their Facebook page. We have no proof that it wasn’t real, but there are several parts of this story that should arouse suspicion in any open minded person. And that’s ultimately what we wrote about and why we exist – to challenge the dominant narrative and provoke intuitive thought. You can call us bigoted all you want, but make no doubt about it – we’re smarter and better than you are.



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4 Comment(s)
  • Kim
    June 14, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    Beverly is quite the hotbed if bullshit

  • Equality Now
    June 14, 2019 at 8:47 am

    After 30 years of workplace yearly sexual harassment training , I have learned that discussing heterosexual sex, thinking of sex and even a woman’s perception of how you look at them can be deemed sexual harassment . I am confused as to why talking about homosexual sex is not only acceptable but mandatory, so important that must teach 5 year olds about homosexual sex.

    • You Will Think Snd Promote What We Tell You
      June 14, 2019 at 10:09 am

      If a white president has an extramarital affair and is a Republican, the news will inform you.
      If he is a black or black spanish baseball player and is a democrat , the fake news will not inform you about it.

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    June 14, 2019 at 8:03 am

    Deport him to Provincetown…

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