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Kanye West Trying To Make a Handicapped Person Stand At His Concert Is So Kanye West It Hurts

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In his never ending quest to become the biggest asshole who has ever walked the earth, Kanye West kicked it up a notch this weekend at a show in Australia where he publicly shamed two concert goers for not standing up during his show……..because they were handicapped and in wheelchairs.

First of all, is anyone at all surprised about this? I mean, if you were to tell me that a famous person stopped his concert and tried to make two handicapped kids stand up, I would bet my Nantucket horse ranch that the entertainer was Kanye McDooshnozle. It’s just so Kanye West it hurts. This is what he does. He makes an ass of himself. Remember that awkward moment he had with Mike Myers during the Hurricane Katrina fundraiser?

“George Bush does not care about black people.”

Those are the kinds of things that Kanye West WILL say without cue cards. He would’ve fit right in at City Hall yesterday for the “Worcester Police are racist” rally. I almost forgot about Bush there for a second. It’s funny how much more likable Presidents are went they’re not President anymore. Remember when everyone used to hate that guy? Man, those were the days. Hate to say it but Obama is basically Bush 2.0. I miss the good ol’ days when the only people who disliked the President were soccer moms that didn’t like when the president was on the receiving end of felatio during government shutdowns.

So let’s recap what Kanye did wrong here. First he tried to get everyone to stand up. Now normally I’d say this is fine. You want the crowd to be rocking. But when you say “

everyone better stand up,”

that’s supposed to be an empty threat. You’re not ACTUALLY supposed to enforce that. It’s like, hey asshole, we’re here to watch you rap, not enforce dumbass rules that you’re making up on the fly.

Then he really fucked up when he got the crowd to start chanting

“stand up, stand up”

to a person who would love nothing more than to have the ability to stand up. Does Kanye think he is Jesus now? Was he expecting the wheelchair bound individual to miraculously be healed by the goodness that is Kanye West? And isn’t this bullying? He got a crowd full of Australians to boo a handicapped kid. Australians are the closest thing we have to human savages in this world. A country who was founded solely for the purpose of warehousing British undesirables, paupers, debtors, and criminals. A country that is famous for beer, dingos, and this guy:

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Here’s another thing – even if they could stand up, why the fuck should they stand up? Mother fucker, I paid $73.50 for these tickets. You stand up. There’s nothing worse than a concert or song that comes with directions. That was one of the #1 rules for the DJ at my wedding – no songs with directions. Don’t tell me to slide to the left. Don’t teach me how to Douggie. I’m gonna dance how I wanna dance cuz I’m paying your ass. End of story.

The last thing I’ll say is this. Rap concerts blow. And I like rap too. For crying out loud I live in downtown Worcester – it’s what I was raised on. Actually that’s a lie. I was raised on Scott Joplin and John Phillip Sousa, but those guys don’t have anything on Eazy E. Anyway, as much as I like rap, the first time I went to a rap concert was to see G Unit back in ought four. And I’m not talking about what your grandmother says when she found out you made her a sweater. I’m talking about Lloyd Banks, Fiddy Cent and the crew. I rocked the shit out their album. I used to sing along with it all the time in car, careful to only say the “n” word when I was by myself.

But when I heard them live it was nothing like the album. “

I’m a mother fucking P-I-M-P” 

doesn’t have the same ring to it when there’s fifteen assholes in wife beaters running around the stage with microphones. I had no idea which one was Fiddy the entire show. The whole concert sounded like a bunch of guys who were out of breath yelling at the crowd. So yea, I actually like Kanye’s music, but the “music” at this concert was almost as awful as trying to force two handicapped people to stand in his presence.

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11 Comment(s)
  • October 13, 2014 at 7:15 am

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  • September 15, 2014 at 10:01 pm

    “Hate to say it but Obama is basically Bush 2.0.”

    This is now completely true since all the libtards have turned on Barry Obama.

  • Dash
    September 15, 2014 at 8:38 pm

    What mod*E*rat.or didn’t like pointing out the great job done calling out Kanye while simultaneously bashing Australia. Maybe it was the use of the visual. (Thought posting on the Internet gives public right of use)
    Either way Sharing thoughts would be great if they were actually posted.

    The view from the top…
    (pic insert withheld)
    is just as spectacular has the view from the bottom.
    (pic insert withheld)

    Ye’ walking through the valley fear not the snapping turtle living downtown with ms.turtle
    telling others the point of living in an area is to get out. Snapper heads in it for the long haul!!

  • September 15, 2014 at 6:04 pm

    I’m actually a Kanye fan lol… I think he’s a musical genius, but I must admit, this is really wrong!! It’s so messed up

  • September 15, 2014 at 3:45 pm

    Holy Shit. What a douchebag. I can’t believe he went on like that for so long. Even after he realized he was talking to people in wheelchairs. Wow.

  • Old Timey Paperboy
    September 15, 2014 at 8:43 am

    EXTRA EXTRA

    GET YOUR HOT TAKES HERE

    IM GETTING KINDA BORED WITH THIS

    THE ONLY STUFF YOU POST THAT PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS WORCESTER STUFF. ANY OTHER POST IS LUCKY TO HAVE 5 COMMENTS

    YOURE HONESTLY WAY LESS IMPORTANT THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. THERES NO REVOLUTION TO BE HAD

    YES I DO CARE ENOUGH TO TROLL YOU BUT YOU ALSO DO THAT TO BARSTOOL

    HOW ABOUT YOU JUST WORK ON DOING THE BEST STUFF YOU CAN AND NOT TAKING SHOTS AT THEM IN EVERY OTHER POST

    • Finnish goalie
      September 15, 2014 at 9:08 am

      But the passion you bring, it’d be missed.

    • Margee Pesikov
      September 15, 2014 at 8:21 pm

      Please come to Main South. You need some oral help to calm down.

  • Cyn
    September 15, 2014 at 7:26 am

    This pole was a challenging one… >_<

    • Cyn
      September 15, 2014 at 7:29 am

      *poll* damn you auto-correct, not talking about strippers… wait, maybe we are…

    • Finnish goalie
      September 15, 2014 at 8:15 am

      Eh, West is a tool, but he’s famous because of his music. Kim’s famous because she knew Paris Hilton.

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