Karenysaurus Rex Who Threw Stick At Gloucester Mom And 7 Month Old Crotch Fruit Is Wakefield Elementary School Teacher


The other day we published a blog about the Karenysaurus Rex who harassed, filmed, and threw a stick at a Gloucester mother and her 7 month old baby for not wearing a mask during a walk. Jenifer Cooke is just one of millions of horrible Karens drunk on power who needed to be exposed and taken down a notch.

As it turns out Karenysaurus Rex is also an ELL teacher at Woodville Elementary School in Wakefield.

She was featured in a video at the 5:18 mark telling kids how much she misses them.

The fact that a woman who throws sticks at crotch fruits and videotapes their mothers is a teacher is problematic. Seems like the type to call and file a 51A on you if she finds out one of her students had a playdate with another kid.

There’s no reason schools can’t open up again soon. Kids don’t die from coronavirus.

“bUt tUrTleBoY tHeRe wAs a bAbY tHaT DiEd iN kEnTuCky.”

Shut up. This disease almost exclusively on people who are sick and elderly. Kids don’t even transmit it according to new studies.

Ya know what kids do die from? Domestic abuse:

The closures of schools and other critical community organizations has limited key community partners in their ability to detect and report abuse. In the United States, 67 % of substantiated child abuse or neglect reports come from victim-serving professionals and 19 % of these reports come from education personnel. 

Ya got that? 86% of violence against children is reported by people who are now unable to see kids every day. This has led to kids having to advocate for themselves.

Of those young people who contacted the hotline in March, 67% identified their perpetrator as a family member and 79% said they were currently living with that perpetrator. In 1 out of 5 cases where the minor was living with their abuser, RAINN assisted the minor in immediately contacting police.

Quarantine forces at risk children to live with the monsters they fear. It is pure evil, and not a single person on Team Lockdown has even given a thought to this. Because they don’t give a fuck. The Lockdown crowd might not want kids to be abused, but the policies they favor lead to exactly that. They wanna feel good about themselves by using Facebook filters about “saving lives,” but at the end of the day they are hurting kids.

I guarantee Jenifer Cooke does not want to return to school. Why would she? She’s still getting paid, she has more power than she’s ever had in her life, and she finally gets to live her dream of shaming parents she doesn’t like.


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88 Comment(s)
  • The Truth
    May 3, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Here come the TB riders automatically taking TB’S side. Becca is junkie who on any other day would be an All Star ratchet. Rebecca Murray of Gloucester has tons of Google trophies. You are all just taking TB”S side. Also, she was way too far away to assume she was taping her, there’s more to this story. No proof she threw the stick either. B

    • STFU
      May 3, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      Fuck you. Shitheads like you perpetuate shitty behavior and all around fuckery. One of these days, that cunt is going to fuck with the wrong person and she’s gonna get those fucking horse teeth knocked the fuck out of her mouth. Get your fucking shit together and maybe you won’t meet the same fucking fate, cunt.

      • Life
        May 3, 2020 at 7:53 pm

        It’s a shame school was cancelled and you didn’t learn to write and spell yet.

    • Gene Parmesan
      May 4, 2020 at 3:40 pm

      Maybe she does have Google trophies but the little baby doesn’t , the baby could have been hurt and I don’t care if the mother is an axe murderer she was just walking her baby and this lunatic who parents entrust their children with attacks her?? I give that girl mad credit,if that had been me walking my child that bitch and her phone would have been over the side of that bridge, wouldn’t be the first time I been attested

  • Judge dread
    May 3, 2020 at 11:56 am

    The women with the NFA their should have just OC sprayed his bitch and went on her way. Or OC her first, then take her shoes, wallet, and phone. Problem solved. THE Karen will walk into a store and ask to use their phone to call her cuck husband, the shop keep will be like “no shoes, no service”.

  • Fuhrer Baker
    May 3, 2020 at 10:07 am

    this idiot woman looks like she should be nowhere near a classroom. thank god for homeschooling!

  • George
    May 3, 2020 at 9:30 am

    Clearly an overreaction by the trash mouthed mother. Time to let this lady alone. She has a right to be out there too!

  • Onion sack
    May 3, 2020 at 12:53 am

    I would have grabbed her phone and thrown it in the water.

    • George
      May 3, 2020 at 9:32 am

      yeah sure you would have. You would of ran the other way. Trash mouth mama has more balls than you

      • Chris
        May 6, 2020 at 12:09 am

        Swing and a misssss

  • Bertha Von Nation
    May 2, 2020 at 6:41 pm

    She would have learned a lesson if she approached me and mine. I would have drawn on her. I imagine she would be less judgmental looking down the barrel of my .38.

    • George
      May 3, 2020 at 9:33 am

      oh really/ like that other fool who pulled a gun out on that spic that told him to slow down? you are an idiot

  • T
    May 2, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    I personally dont think it is right to try to antagonize a woman out with her child right or wrong. To try to irritate or confront someone about what a person believes is correct about their child,in front of their child in public is not the way to act. Im generally not a confrontational individual,especially to woman, but i might of sent her over that railing for a swim. At the very least her phone

  • Fat Girl Titties
    May 2, 2020 at 8:03 am

    Teachers used to have great insurance with dental plans. We had that hag Amy Bednarz from Woonsocket a few weeks ago. Now this butter-toothed bitch. I hope she loses her teeth AND job.

  • Country Joe
    May 2, 2020 at 7:25 am

    Let the doxing to the town of Wakefield on this fat douchebag begin

    • Gene Parmesan
      May 2, 2020 at 8:37 am

      The school took down Facebook page,the school dept locked their Facebook

  • Boo Shameek’s Mother’s Second Husband’s Gang Banging Brother....
    May 2, 2020 at 1:44 am

    “The closures of schools and other critical community organizations has limited key community partners in their ability to detect and report abuse…”

    So, North High and Mozaic is closed and kids are still getting abused?

    Say it ain’t so

  • Nuke It From Orbit Just To Be Sure
    May 2, 2020 at 12:57 am

    “They come mostly during the day. Mostly.”

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 1, 2020 at 10:13 pm

    This has nothing to do with section 702J of the California penal code, or the fact that Teddy Carstairs is a rat, and high on acid, a painter eats paint off a paintbrush. rinse, repeat, repeat, repeat…

  • My Gov/Mayor Is An Idiot
    May 1, 2020 at 9:10 pm

    This Karen would love to live in my apartment complex – now a Section 8 squattapotamus, sanctuary shithole! There’s 2-4 families per apartment – or should I say “safe house” (as opposed to shelters) – waiting for their Section 8 vouchers! (The state pays this complex’s management/owner to house them). Every 2 weeks to a month – or when they get their voucher – the turnover of these 40+ apartments – just in my area – is unbelievable!

    Meanwhile, these roaches disregard the rules – trash the apartments and surrounding areas – especially regarding those for COVID-19! They’ve recently been having huge cookouts (20-30 people) every weekend – go off to work at their under the table jobs, and let their kids play soccer outside all day!

    Inclusive to their $1500+ EBT shopping sprees they also go to the local food pantries and empty them out – (can tell by the bags they unload from their Cadillac SUVs – they’re NOT from Market Basket)!

    The illegal landscapers have also started mowing the awns and trimming the hedges around the complex! ESSENTIAL WORKERS I GUESS!

    This Karen could use her time teaching them Ingles!

  • Tandolf
    May 1, 2020 at 9:06 pm

    What a hideous looking nasty fucking cunt

  • HeyYouWhoMe
    May 1, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    Shes a monster and needs to be let go! Such a disgrace and disservice to the children attending her classes. I hope the superintendent gets wind of this and kicks her Karen ass to the curb. If my children were enrolled at that elementary school I’d be pounding down doors

    • Tyler Durden
      May 1, 2020 at 8:58 pm

      Oh I bet bet he will,I know I emailed channel 4,5,7 and necn it’s the weekend so they be looking for stories

      • Tyler
        May 2, 2020 at 9:38 am

        They’re only interested in covering “How to make your own mask” “See how much fun lockdown can be?” And “A drive by parade in Anytown for sick little Johnny.”

        The Media would unfortunately side with this crazy Cooke broad.

        Propaganda 101

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    May 1, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    I, for one, would love to see how long it takes her to hit bottom once she’s thrown over the rail.

    I do need suggestions for the sound that would have ensued once the above mentioned twat would have made.

    splat? poof? frump?

  • Says a teacher who sexually assaulted student
    May 1, 2020 at 5:36 pm

    Pot calling the kettle black Adian?

    • The Virgin Connie Swail
      May 1, 2020 at 8:55 pm

      who’s Aidian?

      • Beluga Belly
        May 2, 2020 at 1:08 am

        You’re right I did spell his name wrong, but you did too. Can we agree that neither of us care enough to spell his name correctly?

        • Fuhrer Baker
          May 3, 2020 at 10:06 am

          you’ve personified the term “short bus baby”

  • Please fire her, no settlement or severance
    May 1, 2020 at 4:35 pm

    Sticks and stones may break my bones but the site of her ugly mug will haunt me forever.

  • Lazy bitch
    May 1, 2020 at 4:19 pm

    If covid 19 has showed us a thing or 2 it has showed us who will live with who when everyone will be together for every second of every day. It shows if anyone likes you at all.

  • Charlie Parker
    May 1, 2020 at 4:04 pm

    Effective next Wednesday all men are required to wear pink panties and a mask.

    • My Name Is Marty And I Am An Alcoholic
      May 1, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      I worry about the black community. I will add that they should bend over whenever jamsl wants to release his black rage.

  • King Richards Faire
    May 1, 2020 at 3:32 pm

    Like Amanda Sawyer she also has 12 cats.All are living.
    Amanda has 8 living,1critical,3 in freezer.

  • Sherlock
    May 1, 2020 at 3:08 pm

    Who knew that Mahty Walsh moonlighted as an elementary custodian. Very urbane of him

  • Chelsea
    May 1, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    Jennifer you hideous looking cunt you should consider wearing a mask long after the virus is over to give the rest of humanity a break

  • BucketNutz
    Criminal charges, just from the video
    May 1, 2020 at 2:58 pm

    (1) Unlawful detention
    (2) A&B (2counts)
    (3) A&B w D/W

  • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
    May 1, 2020 at 2:49 pm

    Jawohl – we see great potential here!

    However, she is sloppy in her execution and will require enhanced Karen training. For now, we’ll assign her as probationary adjutant to the regional Karen Gestopo post before allowing her to officially report open crimes against Karen.

    Heil Karen!

  • The Lord’s Prayer
    May 1, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    Give us this day our daily rape.

  • Couch Fart
    May 1, 2020 at 2:40 pm

    If missionary had a face

    This whole virus is just another different definition of the flu Weaponized to get Trump

    Went grocery shopping today I was literally the only guy in the store without a mask I’m openly talking to myself saying I can’t believe how many fucking Sheeple morons they were out there

    This is a minor strain of the flu which doesn’t affect kids at all as uncle points out

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 1, 2020 at 2:18 pm

    Another mentally ill leftist. Yawn….

  • FAIL
    May 1, 2020 at 1:43 pm

    without teachers as detectives parents will all murder their children… wtf happened to the story about the violent female teacher that assaulted a mother and her 6 month old child in a stroller?

    you had a great story with video and audio evidence about a vile and violent school teacher and turned it upside down into parents are rapists, abusers and murderers.

    • Well
      May 1, 2020 at 2:24 pm

      It’s because Gerry Callahan turned him on to a guy named Alex Berenson who is singing the song TB wants to hear, so TB is stealing all his lines. Seriously, check Berenson’s Twitter feed. He’s been on the “lockdowns are killing kids” beat for a long time.

      • Randy
        May 1, 2020 at 9:09 pm

        Your mother wasn’t practicing social distancing last night when she had her tongue up my asshole

  • I love to sniff Elizabeth Warrens vagina
    May 1, 2020 at 1:41 pm

    Imagine if this was some republican or a trump supporter doing this shit? would be all over the national news. But shes some granola queefing liberal teacher from Gloucester so nothing at all will even happen to her.

    The city will probably even give her a “courage award” or some other bullshit because of the time all the bad people from that turtle blog on the internet made fun of her.

  • Dick GoZinya
    May 1, 2020 at 1:40 pm

    I read hip chicks are wearing panties as masks. Sexy, frilly panties. Great idea!

  • Jordis
    May 1, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    This disease is going to end up killing kids! Not because of the virus but you fucking quarantine sheep fracturing an already flawed system and locking kids into their homes with their abusers.

    Nobody is going to go check on them
    Nobody is going to see the signs of abuse at their school
    Nobody is going to save them

    Fuck the senior flu and save the kids.

    Ps. I have a chronic medical condition (heart failure) and catching any virus could end my life. I’m opposed to the quarantine. I am in control of my own fate and take precautions. This shit is ridiculous.

    • Elephant in Room
      May 1, 2020 at 2:57 pm

      Why all of a sudden do people care about their elderly relatives that are dying in nursing homes? Many families have happily thrown their elderly pain-in-the-ass parents into nursing homes eagerly waiting for their demise. Why do we all of a sudden care? For everyone who has thrown an old fuck parent, including myself, into a lay-down-die-already home, isn’t this what we wanted? Once the stores open and we can all spend our newly acquired money, the sadness will be lifted.

      • Jordus
        May 1, 2020 at 3:02 pm

        The truth is nobody is running to being granny home from the nursing home. It’s too inconvenient

    • Mogadishu Marty
      May 1, 2020 at 5:49 pm

      , btw is this skunt still employed ?

  • Nancy Pelosi
    May 1, 2020 at 1:06 pm

    I could use her on my staff.

    • Joe Biden
      May 1, 2020 at 3:24 pm

      im sure i could use my staff on her as well… i mean use her on my staff.. er i mean my chair bicycle hanger place are near and clear for a shoe!

  • Teaching my dog to lick peanut butter off my grundle to own the libs
    May 1, 2020 at 12:58 pm

    She kinda cute! Gotta admit!

  • hartf811
    Josey Wales
    May 1, 2020 at 12:40 pm

    This is why assault charges exist. Throw a stick at a baby especially after acting hostile and that is a chargeable offense. File a police report and show up to trial.
    Get a Felony on her record and she will be eating cat food out of a box under the Annisquam bridge while living in a cardboard box within 2 years.

  • randiguy2006
    Hey dummy
    May 1, 2020 at 12:38 pm

    ” This disease almost exclusively on people who are sick and elderly. ”



    • Hey Douchebag
      May 1, 2020 at 1:01 pm

      Go fuck yerself

  • randiguy2006
    May 1, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    She will get a nice comfy retirement.

    Jealous that you couldn’t hack being a teacher TB?

    ALSO: Yes kids can transmit and yes you can get it outdoors.

  • Cuntie Karen
    May 1, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    This cunt deserves losing her job, I wonder how she treats her kids in class

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    May 1, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Not sure what’s worse…. The idea of this twat being a teacher or the children in the comments section here. SURE- let’s read every story TB posts and then comment about how disappointing the stories are. You guys okay out there or what? Buncha Karen’s.

  • Billy Goats Gruff
    May 1, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    It’s the Bridge Troll!!!

    • jobrienxxx176
      Bridge Keeper
      May 2, 2020 at 12:05 am

      Maybe if someone knew what… is the air speed of an unladen swallow this whole thing would have never happened

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 2, 2020 at 6:33 am

        Is that an English swallow or an African swallow?

        • ElJefe72
          May 2, 2020 at 7:29 am

          I don’t know that. Aaaaaaahhhhhh!

  • The Virgin Connie Swail
    May 1, 2020 at 12:20 pm

    que mujer tan desagradable

  • The Virgin Connie Swail
    May 1, 2020 at 12:17 pm

    What a wonderful human being. Isn’t she brave while masked. A complete phony like the majority of liberals

  • Art Flaherty
    sprunts to the left of me cucks to the right
    May 1, 2020 at 12:15 pm

    I’m happy TB exposes sprunts like her. Imagine her in the classroom spouting out her hateful views. Repeat after me children, “Trump es mal persona!” I’m sure

  • Tyler Durden
    May 1, 2020 at 12:12 pm

    Please visit the school Facebook page ,I have posted link to turtle boy and they keep deleting it maybe if a few of us post it they will best the hint

    • Tyler Durden
      May 1, 2020 at 12:14 pm

      °get the hint

  • There, fixed it
    May 1, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    “Karenysaurus Rex Who Threw Stick At Gloucester Mom And 7 Month Old Crotch Fruit Is Wakefield Elementary School Teacher and Total Cat Lady”

  • Worcester Kid
    May 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    Correction WAS a Wakefield teacher . I stand by my comments that those that can do and those that can’t teach , that and they all love to summer on the cape sunning themselves like so many of the seals . Ask her recycling company how many boxes of wine a month he takes away from her house !

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      May 1, 2020 at 1:35 pm

      I love ya, buddy, but use some fucking punctuation. The first sentence had me feeling all kinds of crazy.

      • Fuck off about the punctuation.
        May 1, 2020 at 2:01 pm

        No one likes the grammar police. You are the nerdiest of nerd posters.

        Seriously, you’re a fucking cunt. Get Bent.

        • DudeRanchStripClub
          May 1, 2020 at 8:43 pm

          Listen, pal, that sentence was fucked up to have to cypher. Maybe I’m a cunt for pointing it out but I’ll only do it when it’s important. Have a weekend, bub.

    • Betsy DeVos
      May 1, 2020 at 10:54 pm

      The B students teach the A students how to work for the C students

  • John Galt
    May 1, 2020 at 11:56 am

    Where’d she get those teeth, a pop-up Halloween store?

  • Orion
    May 1, 2020 at 11:56 am

    How do evil-faced cunts like this get jobs teaching small children? This is the last kind of person we need indoctrinating the next generation.

    • Truth
      May 1, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      The only people who want the job are activists looking to propagandize children. Its about the political agenda.

  • New boot goofin'
    May 1, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Legit what is the % of teachers that are worth their pay?

    • Mr. Hand
      May 1, 2020 at 12:00 pm


      Some teachers are worth far more than their pay; others are just diming it in, and some are just fuckin’ dangerous.

  • Daniel Sullivan
    Sprinkle Pig
    May 1, 2020 at 11:51 am

    Gun to my head I absolutely would’ve have said she was a teacher no doubt. Could you imagine being Married to her right now. Yikes! She will be screaming, ranting and raving in her own home yelling at her husband (who has probably contemplated suicide multiple times already during this lockdown lol) about what the fuck a turtleboy is and how did they get her information. Trying to find out if she can sue you. Lol

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    May 1, 2020 at 11:46 am

    Jennifer was trying to teach that unwed mother and her filthy baby about the Corona virus. She was using the stick as a metaphor to show how the disease can strike anyone at any time. Jennifer is a teacher! It is what she does! People need to back off! She teaches English Language Learners for God sake!

  • Truth
    May 1, 2020 at 11:41 am

    We can’t open up society again until Trump voters learn their lesson that voting for the unapproved candidate is verboten in the new America.

  • Triple Bagga
    May 1, 2020 at 11:37 am


    As ugly on the outside as she is on the inside.

    • ElJefe72
      May 1, 2020 at 11:51 am

      Beauty is only skin deep, but ugliness is to the bone.

  • PC Police
    May 1, 2020 at 11:34 am

    English as a second language? What’s the first, bubonics?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    May 1, 2020 at 11:33 am

    Kids can’t transmit it and it doesn’t transmit outdoors? The fuck?

    • Dunning-Kearn-ey Effect
      May 1, 2020 at 11:57 am

      Classic Aden half understanding something he wants to believe and running with it.

    • Orion
      May 1, 2020 at 11:58 am

      Yeah, TB is getting disappointing as fuck recently. Sad.

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