Turtleboy Investigates

Karyn Polito Has Huge Party At Shrewsbury Mansion While Telling The Commoners To Socially Distance And Avoid Groups During Memorial Day Weekend


Multiple sources are reporting to Turtleboy Sports that Lt. Governor Karyn Polito had a party at her $1.5 million home in Shrewsbury on Saturday night. At one point there were well over a dozen cars parked outside of the lakefront property at 2 Tatassit Circle.

This picture was taken towards the end of the event. Sources tell us there were way more cars there earlier in the evening. There are only 3 homes on this private lakefront circle, all of them owned by members of her family.

“Orders for thee, but not for me.”

Just a few days before her non-essential party Lt. Governor Karyn tweeted out this.


Only go out for essentials. Like a party at her house. And I’m sure they all wore masks in there while they were stuffing their faces with gouda and sipping wine.

Meanwhile Charlie Parker was practically crying on Friday with Lawrence Mayor Dan Rivera when he asked people to avoid the urge of getting together to party on Memorial Day weekend.

Many people usually mark Memorial Day at beaches, parks or cookouts with family and friends, but gatherings have become ways for the virus to spread, even ones who think they’re healthy. Baker said he understands the desire to go out but urged those who do to continue wearing face coverings and maintaining social distance, “your two greatest allies in preventing the spread” of the virus.

Granted there is plenty of room in Karyn Polito’s 6,000 square foot house to socially distance.

And if need be they can all retreat using the footbridge to the island that she owns in Lake Quinsig, which the poors can see from Worcester as they look at the water that they’re not allowed to go in because of the commie cold.

Karyn Polito should party at her house with all of her friends because she’s not 85 years old and living in a nursing home, and thus she has a much better chance of getting hit by a bus than she does of dying from the commie cold. She knows this is all bullshit, but she’s a liar and a fraud, just like her boss Charlie, and she knows there’s no rhyme or reason behind any of the “order” that he and Charlie Parker have issued.



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104 Comment(s)
  • Pamela Cardenas
    May 26, 2020 at 10:42 pm

    Chairman Baker Chairman Baker, when are you going to open up ☝ the schools again and why are they closed in the first place Chairman Baker, there is no science data facts that prove they shouldn’t be in school no excuses. Your fear theory and really bad opinion of is not enough to shut down the entire state of Massachusetts and economy. You have no clue what you are doing Chairman Baker

  • Mount up
    May 26, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Only a matter of time before the 2nd American Revolution/civil war begins….can’t wait

  • Gretchen Whittmer
    May 26, 2020 at 10:20 am

    Yo go girl! Our own rules dont apply to us just the commonors.
    Hell, I banned boats but my hubby wanted his in the water for Memorial Day Weekend.
    He made a do you know who I am phonecall to the local boatshop to make it happen except they told him to kindly fuck off. We need to impose harsher rules to kerp the unclean in order. How dare they question the authority I mean science?
    You have to rule with an iron fist and put down anyone who questions your inane rules.

  • Independent Thinker
    May 26, 2020 at 6:33 am

    Very disappointing. I’ve kept to myself and I’ve told my friends they can’t come over. I’ve had misgivings over all of this, but I’ve erred on the side of caution. Now I don’t know who to believe or what to believe. Is this just some kind of social experiment, or is it being done to bring down Trump in order to crown Elizabeth Warren as president, since Biden will be forced to select her as his running mate, and he will also be forced to step down once elected.

  • Cocky Balboa
    May 26, 2020 at 5:15 am

    Aye yo, her nose looks like she went 3 rounds with Apollo. For her age and her busted up nose, I’d flip her on her stomach and beat her pussy up all night long, all night. Then she can paddle board me over to her private island and feed me grapes and moscato

  • Bad Guy
    May 26, 2020 at 12:00 am

    Look on the bright side, at least non of them crashed a boat into a construction site, or burnt down a She Shed, or Hi Hat Club house..

  • Jim Crow Joe
    May 25, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    How did she ever get permits to build that monster?

    • The Hobbit
      May 26, 2020 at 6:43 am

      That’s an excellent point and a topic for future investigative reporting. If you or I wanted to … wetlands, wetlands, blah blah blah

  • Bad Guy
    May 25, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    Very reliable source.
    ” I don’t like to be involved in drama but the picture is definitely true. A friend of mine was on the lake and saw the party at one of the houses.”
    “it was a college graduation but again at this point what can you do.” We can’t control every single person and their actions. It is frustrating that we cannot live “normal “
    I pray we don’t get another surge and who knows what the right thing to do at this point is.

  • Poops Magee
    May 25, 2020 at 10:59 pm

    I just absolutely voided my bowels. Filled my diaper and changed it just in time to unload another round of heavy bowel movement. Charlie Baker you fuck!!!!!

    May 25, 2020 at 10:33 pm

    Only flat earth truthers and Alex Jones believe this story. Give us a real news story like what Cambridge Fupasloth is up to

  • Gaff
    May 25, 2020 at 10:24 pm

    LOL. Gotta love the Limousine Liberals!

    Was Barack there? Or was he at his $13 million dollar Martha’s Vineyard seaside home he bought despite declaring it will be underwater in a few years due to “Global Warming”. BTW, don’t turn on your air conditioner, we need to ensure the Limousine Liberal’s aren’t affected by Global Warming!

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 25, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    Do as i say, not as i do, has been the credo of every tyrannical political system in recorded history. Commie or Capitalist, the upper echelon always feels entitled to behave in any way they please. Photos around Washington DC show masks on the interns, but very few of the Woke. This is just another nail in America’s coffin, the next civil war, facilitated by Russia, will divide the country into 3 or more nations. my thanks to our friends in Israel, too.

  • randiguy2006
    TB is now Karen!
    May 25, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Wait, so now you’re one of the snitches narcing on people?

    Pick a fucking side you hypocrite.

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 10:16 pm

      This isn’t about ‘sides’. It’s not a Republican thing or Democrat thing. It’s about the right thing. We get press conferences and rules and lectures every day from Gov and Lt Gov telling us to stay home and not congregate. LtGov must have known all along that the shutdown was total BS but had to go along with it. Just wish she did the right thing and spoke up to Baker and told him to stop acting like a third world dictator. Instead Karyn smiled politely at our daily lectures and broke the rules because they were just a hoax. Don’t know what ‘side’ you would be on to think what is happening to the citizens of MA is OK?

    • Tony Montanna
      May 26, 2020 at 10:25 am

      Narking great choice of words. So now we know there were drugs at the party. Keep tslking moron.

  • Some animals are more equal than others
    May 25, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    Rules are for thee, but not for me.

    May 25, 2020 at 8:44 pm

    Really TB? This is pathetic, you’re losing your appeal. Show me a picture of all the other cars, the group of people gathered together. If any of you morons think Karen Polito’s friends drive KIAs, Chevy Cruz, Dodge Ram then you are clueless. Do you think Charlie Baker parker his Dodge Ram in the drive? Three houses, seven cars. Doesnt seem like a big shindig.. when my kids are home there are five cars in my driveway.

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 9:16 pm

      Did you read the article? Informant said there was more cars there earlier. Polito has only one kid old enough to drive which would make the maximum total for her house 3 cars. The informant appears to know that there was a gathering and that it was at her house and that the number of cars was out of the ordinary. You are defending her despite the fact that just hours before both she and the Gov were reminding us of ‘safer at home’ and social distancing. She also took to Twitter with a Memorial Day tweet which is another irony. Those guys she is memorializing died to defend our freedom and she and Charlie are systematically taking our freedoms. Hope this makes the state move up the reopening because everyone should now see it was all BS anyway. I do wish that it was Baker who got caught because Karyn isn’t (or I didn’t think) the phony that Baker is but just glad everyone will now realize how badly we’ve been had.

  • Contract Trace This Party List
    May 25, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    This cunts actions prove once again that this is just ONE BIG SCAMDEMIC.

  • And Costello
    May 25, 2020 at 8:24 pm

    So that’s where WC Fields nose ended up. Good Christ is she ugly!!!

  • The Virgin Connie Swail
    May 25, 2020 at 8:03 pm

    she’s a practitioner of reverse cowgirl, always has been always will be

    • Lake speed
      May 25, 2020 at 8:50 pm

      With a thumb in her ass.

  • The pig farm
    May 25, 2020 at 7:55 pm

    Well I can saw only a little . Her father was a land developer for n town , hell he knew Spag personally . He Also knew a guy who recently passed away , and also knows a family in R.I. And is also friends with people in N.Y. . Well her cousin is the morning radio host on WTAG so I’m sure he will have a few things to say tomorrow . I think the Turtle May have overstepped his boundaries on this one . It’s a story yes , but some stories you pass on . Turtle has pissed off so many people over the years . The detectives will potentially have so many possible suspects to examine .

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 8:06 pm

      This is not a non story. Every resident of this state has been ordered to not gather in groups of ten or more. I haven’t seen family members in over two months. I missed a wedding, a graduation and a vacation. The orders were given by the Gov and Lt Gov but they don’t apply to them? Just the rest of us? This is BS! The lock down is a hoax and not only does this prove it’s hoax but it also proves that rules are only meant for some. Glad TB broke this and I hope it doesn’t go away.

    • Do the Reich Thing
      May 25, 2020 at 9:33 pm

      The point is many people have passed away, in nursing and veterans homes no less and hey were allowed ZERO visitors. They passed away, alone. No family member there with them. Then to top it off, no wake, no funeral services as well as no gathering at the gravesite or after party to fondly remember said person. This is why people are upset. Another question is are all the vehicles MA plates on them? If out of states came are they forced to quarantine as well?

    • Turtle Warrior
      May 25, 2020 at 10:08 pm

      Dont threaten me cunt. I am essential so fuck you.

    • you is the fattest smelliest pig
      May 25, 2020 at 10:11 pm

      What the hell was the point of this comment big nose polito has friends in other states and her elderly father built houses so what. Oh no spags and wtag r gonna get us!

    • Hi Karyn
      May 26, 2020 at 11:15 pm

      Hey Karyn Polito, that you? Oooorrrr one of your cronies? Way to be subtle.

      I think the fact that you’re THIS triggered by that article should suggest that something was going on at your house yesterday that you won’t want people to know about. Well geeeeee I wonder what that could beeeeeee?

      Please, poke the turtle. Invoke the streisand effect. Make a martyr of the turtle. How dare the fetid peasant with a pen make you look bad!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 25, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    Polito. I want to sniff her. Mmmmm.

    May 25, 2020 at 7:34 pm

    The only reason you found out about this is because you just happened to get got caught trying to fuck Bristol in the middle of that street. You are both perverts and need help.


  • Karyn is a Cuntasaurus
    May 25, 2020 at 7:27 pm

    Shut up! Pay your taxes! Let us, the political elite worry for you. Just shut up!

    We will also be investigating this incident to see who leaked these photos to an irresponsible press. Damn you low life skanks. Just pay your fucking taxes and let us worry about everything.

  • Truth
    May 25, 2020 at 7:21 pm

    Mass will be open way earlier than current timelines say. DOJ coming to the rescue. Wheels in motion

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    May 25, 2020 at 7:18 pm

    Not exactly a fucking mansion.Her family own a construction company, they’ve been around for a LONG time My family had a big cookout Sunday, in Holden, probably about 20 people, I’m surprised someone didn’t call the cops. I do whatever the hell I want anyway.

    • Snarky Pete
      May 25, 2020 at 7:24 pm

      They lay pipe. Which is more than I can say for you.

      • Ooh that's got to hurt!
        May 25, 2020 at 7:43 pm

        That was pretty snarky Pete, kudos.

        Dick, don’t just stand there massaging your unit, fire back at him, you 20 person BBQ haver!

    • Gaylord Felcher
      May 25, 2020 at 7:27 pm

      Damn straight!

  • Guinea Geisha
    May 25, 2020 at 7:15 pm

    While truth be a nudist… hypocrisy won’t leave home without it’s halo.

    • Silencio DoGood
      May 25, 2020 at 11:43 pm

      you have an aureola of radiant light, glowing aureate around your head, like the golden atmosphere of the Sun, seen lit behind a solar eclipse, or as inflamed areolas in a pinch.

      • Guinea Geisha
        May 26, 2020 at 1:13 am

        Awwwe… is that Bukowski lover? You very much remind me of him. Bet you’re a sight more handsome though.

        “I loved you like a man loves a woman he never touches, only writes to, keeps little photographs of”. – Bukowski

        • Silencio DoGood
          May 26, 2020 at 2:21 am

          that was me, playing with words. i read all of Bukowski as a young man, and use his image in icons for goog and face . that’s funny you said that, and the line you wrote sums up so much.

          • Guinea Geisha
            May 26, 2020 at 4:13 am

            Geisha can spot a Bukowski guy a mile away. Sweet dreams my little Silent Assassin.

  • CB
    May 25, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    Kegger at Polito’s! Bring your own RINO mask…

  • Jack
    Sunset Beach
    May 25, 2020 at 6:32 pm

    ‘Pay As You Play Polito’

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 25, 2020 at 6:18 pm

    Considering her mansion was paid for by us, via taxes, I say we all go over, go in, raid the fridge, take showers, watch the tube, etc. It’s ours anyway…..

    • Yes!
      May 25, 2020 at 7:03 pm

      Then we could be just like Josh Abrams and Anselmo Morales – all these people work for us!


      But yeah, go over there and take a shower, you probably need one anyhow.

    • Hugh Mungous
      May 25, 2020 at 10:38 pm

      Fuck that , I’m leaving her an upper decker

      • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
        Luke Fondleberg
        May 27, 2020 at 5:00 am

        Bonus points for an Air Force!

  • Steve
    May 25, 2020 at 6:17 pm

    No mention of the fact that the Polito family had two deaths in the family in the last two weeks and this is probably the first weekend the family could get together. Can you at least acknowledge that it may have actually been a FAMILY thing? Do a little family homework guys.

    • Nope
      May 25, 2020 at 6:20 pm

      Doesn’t matter. We’re not allowed to go to our family functions.

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 6:38 pm

      Ah, Steve, we can’t have funerals or any family functions. State rules. They don’t apply to her?

      • Ray Bolger
        May 25, 2020 at 6:54 pm

        There’s no place like home, eh, Frances???

    • Cuntasaurus Karen
      May 25, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      Stevie boy,
      Are you fucking kidding me?
      Rules for thee, but not for me? Fuck you!

    • Putthatinyourpipensmokeit
      May 26, 2020 at 4:21 am

      Oh okay. Not to mention I had to cancel my god damn wedding. Not to mention people, as well as myself have had to drop off loved ones at the hospital themselves to die alone. Do I need say more? But oh, go on about how Karyn’s family is so different than everyone else’s.Lets all be controlled, ignored and backed into the corner. Yeah, let’s give THEM a break, THEY had two deaths! LETS NOT. This bitch isn’t about to.

  • Baily Myname
    May 25, 2020 at 6:13 pm

    Why is Charie Baker’s re-open board all from Lexington, Dover, Newton, and Brookline ? Charlie, put some people from Lynn, Lawrence, and Lowell on the board and we would have opened a month and a half ago!

    • Silly Pants
      May 25, 2020 at 7:07 pm

      The mayor of Lawrence is on that Reopening Advisory Board.

      I don’t care for either, but maybe get informed first before making a comment.

      • The Virgin Connie Swail
        May 26, 2020 at 6:29 am

        He’s called a token

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Joe 30330
    May 25, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    Comrade Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving all of us a lesson in leadership.

  • We're peasants
    May 25, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Remember, these are the same people who won’t allow you to have a menthol cigarette, shame you away from eating a hamburger and won’t let you use a plastic bag to bring home your vittles.

  • Silence Does Bad
    May 25, 2020 at 5:47 pm

    I went to high school with her, she was very pretty and very nice. Politics is dirty business and I hope the best for her but wish politicians would just leave me the f alone. We had a party also.

  • Political Kings And Queens
    May 25, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    More proof of the in your face, “We’re the elite political ruling class and you peasants are the filthy worker class.” Man, our forefathers would be ashamed of what we’ve become. In less than 300 years we’ve lost this country and what it was founded on.

    The founding fathers would have dragged these politicians out of their castles by their feet and tarred and feathered them and left them in the town square. At every level of government, these bastards are paid huge salaries and bennies which they vote themselves regular $40K raises.

    They don’t really work either, they just create more laws, regulations and taxes to put the government boot on the face of the citizens.
    Not one government worker or politician has lost a penny in salary, or their jobs, meanwhile people have been laid off or fired.

    Businesses are going to be bankrupt, the local gestapo Board Of Health along with compliant LEO’s are issuing cease and desist orders and $300 fines to mask-less citizens and anyone who dare open their business to survive. All due to illegal executive orders, not even laws issued by corrupt politicians. All over a blown out of proportion pandemic scam, disgusting. Walsh, Baker, Polito, Rollins, Healey, every one of you lying, corrupt, hypocritical politicians can go straight to hell.

  • Aria Hernandez
    May 25, 2020 at 5:28 pm

    Wait where’s this douche nozzles ticket? Someone get a guest list some people should be getting $300 fines!

    • Papparazi Pete
      May 25, 2020 at 5:40 pm

      Wouldn’t be suprised if their was snapchats , instapics on social media from people at party especially if their was teenagers there. (They don’t think) surfacing soon . They don’t have a choice but to give up restrictions bad PR.

  • Barry Feinstein Secretary
    May 25, 2020 at 5:21 pm

    Baker will do a big drop on restrictions tommorow I bet just so he doesn’t get embarrassed by the questions. Just like he did with the golf courses and didn’t want to get sued and loose .

    • Frank
      May 25, 2020 at 5:33 pm

      No way he will. He chose the path, I mean the establishment chose the path he’s taking us on and it includes no “normal” until a vaccine

    • do I say, not as I do
      May 25, 2020 at 6:52 pm

      It would be great if the press asked her or the Gov about this party at the next presser. Too bad not one of the press would have the balls.

  • How far can we be pushed ?
    May 25, 2020 at 5:19 pm

    How much will normal American people take ? What’s the breaking point and how does it kick off ? Is it small, individual actions that start the ball rolling or is it a spontaneous, mass-cathartic lash out at all governmental, elitist representatives ? How far are we willing to be pushed and how much harassment, and to what degree of denial of our God given Rights and freedoms are we going to put up with ?

    • G Ber
      Ulysses S Grant
      May 25, 2020 at 11:00 pm

      If Massachusetts squared off with Texas it would get an ass wuppin, bunch of Democratic sheep

      • Fighting Joe Hooker
        May 26, 2020 at 6:36 pm

        Meh! We only give a fuck about the shit that matters.

  • Jack
    Fat George
    May 25, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Not a surprise if one knows the state and the elite who govern it. Reminding of North Korea, while Junior lives large and the citizens starve. Do as we say, not what we do!

    • Methatswho
      May 25, 2020 at 6:12 pm

      Burn her goddamn house down and then the lousy bastards will take notice! It is time for insurrection folks!

  • I have to puke
    May 25, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Polito and Baker are disgusting. The Massachusetts major media worships their wealth and political power and ignores their utterly hollow and corrupt substance, in the same way it has treated the Kennedys, John Kerry, and Pocahontas. Thank God they are all aging rapidly and will not be in our faces forever.

    Great story, TB!

  • Kathleen
    May 25, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    If it’s true that Karyn Polito threw a huge party on Saturday night, then she needs to explain her hypocritical
    do as I say, not as I do behavior! I don’t believe that
    Charlie Baker was there, he is not that stupid!
    Step up Karyn and clear the air!

  • Marie Antoinette
    May 25, 2020 at 5:04 pm

    Let them eat cake

  • Do the Reich Thing
    May 25, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    Smooth move, not like someone would see your party and take snapshots of it and post in on the internet. And what’s with these fucks on the news sitting 10 feet apart? Seriously, you do walk near each other at some point during the time in the studio.

  • I've Done Some Investigating
    May 25, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    No Fucking way these lushes could have a dry party. You can not drink alcohol with a mask on. No Masks Were Worn. Bam!!! Just did more investigating work than any MSM will do.

  • Carolinia
    May 25, 2020 at 4:58 pm

    I think Baker is somewhat sincere. He comes from the health care industry, he understands science, statistics and how not doing the right things to protect people will cost more in the long run. Polito though? Not so much. Why he lets her ride his coat tails is beyond me. And she and her corrupt family are to entrenched in Shrewsbury to be held accountable for anything.

    • mcf1122
      Frances Gumm
      May 25, 2020 at 6:48 pm

      Sincere people don’t put small companies out of business to make themselves look caring. For a guy who supposedly understands science as you say, why did he pick a board of 17 elitists to hide behind when he made these oppressive and unnecessary restrictions? Well, that would be to make you feel good about yourself. It makes you feel like you are helping the human race by putting on a mask but doesn’t do a damn thing for the economy. We’ll be paying for your sanctimonious orgasm for decades.

  • Carol
    May 25, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I think Baker is somewhat sincere. He comes from the health care industry, he understands science, statistics and how not doing the right things to protect people will cost more in the long run. Polito though? Not so much. Why he lets her ride his coat tails is beyond me. And she and her corrupt family are to entrenched in Shrewsbury to be held accountable for anything.

    • Karen
      May 25, 2020 at 6:07 pm

      This is very sloppy writing. You have to take me to see your manager, and Right Now!!
      “And she and her corrupt family are to entrenched in Shrewsbury to be held accountable for anything.”
      Should be:
      “And she and her corrupt family are too entrenched in Shrewsbury to be held accountable for anything.”
      I’ll be waiting near the break room…

      • mcf1122
        Frances Gumm
        May 25, 2020 at 7:21 pm

        Karen, her biggest problem isn’t grammar. It’s the fact that she thinks Baker is doing the right thing by keeping the state’s economy shut down for a bad flu season. She claims he’s a science guy. He’s not interpreting the graphs very well but he’s doing a bang up job of imposing socialism on all of us, except Karyn.

  • Do As I Say Its Science The Virus Avoids My House dont Question The Science
    May 25, 2020 at 4:53 pm

    The filthiest of filthy cunts to ever walk the planet. O.n a good note i keep playing the updated death numbers as my keno numbers and have been killing it literally$$$$$

  • Mike Amaral
    May 25, 2020 at 4:41 pm

    Great job Turtleboy

  • bigdaddy
    May 25, 2020 at 4:39 pm

    Is it try Charlie Parker is 6′ 6″ tall? I didn’t know someone with out a spine could be so tall

    • R Lee Ermey
      May 25, 2020 at 5:55 pm

      I didnt know they stacked shit that high

      • Full Metal Ratchet
        May 26, 2020 at 6:43 am

        Private Pyle.I might even allow you to be a rifleman in my beloved Corp.

    May 25, 2020 at 4:34 pm


    • KP
      May 25, 2020 at 5:26 pm

      Yeah, well you suck more!

    • KP
      May 25, 2020 at 7:10 pm

      This message paid for by the committee in charge of my next keg party.

  • Kingsraisins
    May 25, 2020 at 4:31 pm

    By her own rules, shouldnt the shrewsbury board of health give her a ticket? As you said last week Karyn, “enforcement is not about punishment. It is about education and compliance.”

  • steve
    May 25, 2020 at 4:27 pm

    Someone in “The Media” needs to ask Gov Spineless what the contact tracing data is showing. NY did a small sample of infected patients and determined that 66% were stay at home people and another 25% were in LTC or prisons. Massachusetts has been doing contact tracing for over a month now and should have the best data in the world on who is getting infected.


    Not the details but the general take aways. ‘

    Who is still getting infected after 2+ months of a lockdown? Are they essential workers or not?

    Tall Deval says that large gatherings spread the virus. Is this true? Are the people getting infected now going to large gatherings?

    Or maybe the data shows that this fucking lockdown isn’t doing any good.

    • D.B. Cooper
      May 25, 2020 at 7:53 pm

      Hey Steve:

      Your a faggot. Get fucked you blue check marked bootlicking cunt.

  • Sewage Front Property
    May 25, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Nothing like owning water front property and a private island on a lake contaminated with raw sewage and street runoff from the city of worcester. Oh look honey the syringes and used condoms are washing up in our yard and on our island it must be spring! I love spring, more wine more wine.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    May 25, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    PSA to anyone who goes out on on quinsig this summer: be sure to dump all the trash from your boat on that lakeside property.

    • Ted Bundys VW
      May 26, 2020 at 1:46 am

      Done. Just left Bat girl there.Partially submerged.

  • Eva Braun
    May 25, 2020 at 4:20 pm

    Membership has its privileges.

  • D C
    May 25, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Socialism is for the masses not the socialist

  • MJ
    May 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    What a corrupt, cunty, fraud. This needs to be front page news so all these fucking idiots can finally realize this whole thing is fucking bullshit. Meanwhile, they’re closing down mini golf courses and putting thousands of businesses underwater. I’m so angry

  • Frank
    May 25, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    That my friend is the world politicians want to create, do as I say not as I do. They rule over us, they are more important than us, the rules don’t apply to them because they make the rules so who’s going to stop them? End this motherfucking hypocritical lockdown because nothing about it adds up.

  • Boston Irish
    Fenway Frank
    May 25, 2020 at 3:51 pm

    What a douche bag, corrupt bitch

  • I dare ya
    May 25, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Ok Turtle, if you’re such a great investigative journalist, get some more intel and break this open and viral. Prove you’re chops

      May 25, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      Exactly. This is sloppy and seems like a rush job. Three houses, who’s to say it was at her house? Who’s to say it wasn’t her family. Who’s to say there were more than ten people? C’mon TB. You’re better than this.

  • Saturn
    May 25, 2020 at 3:28 pm

    I was Hitler’s alligator.
    All of my teeth fell out because I was 84 in a Soviet Nursing Home
    I died this week of Covid-19 with complications from 7.62mm holes in the head.
    Comrade Putin has a stylish belt and some sharp looking shoes now.

  • Seriously?
    May 25, 2020 at 3:23 pm

    Tell me you didn’t actually think Horseface Polito has been wearing a mask this whole time? Tell me you didn’t think Charlie has been standing six feet away from his friends this whole time. Tell me you didn’t think Little Charlie has stopped groping females this whole time. Please tell me you are smarter than this.

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