Kelley Square Hippie Protesters Arrested: American Wins

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Is Turtleboy Sports the most influential blog in the history of the world? Here’s a quick timeline on the hippies who blockaded Kelley Square Monday.

1) 12:15 PM Monday: Hippies block traffic at Kelley Square causing crazy gridlock and delaying an ambulance from getting through.

2) 11:30 PM Monday: Turtleboy Sports blogs about it and publishes it at 11:30 PM on Monday.

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3) 2:30 PM Tuesday: Turtleboy Sports publishes pictures of Robert Blackwell-Gibbs attempting to climb into the cab of an idled truck, possibly with the intent to hijack the truck or coerce the driver into a fight. Turtleboy Sports calls on police department to pursue charges against him.

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4) 3:45 PM Tuesday: Scott Croteau from reports that Worcester Police are considering pressing charges against Robert Blackwell-Gibbs and several other protesters.

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Three words: Turtleboy Sports Revolution. That’s what it’s all about right there. This is why we fight. For too long hippies like this have controlled the public narrative. They have no families to take care of and no bills to pay so they have all the time in the world to rant online, Occupy Lake Ave, take over Main Street, blockade Lincoln Square, bad mouth our friends and family who serve as police officers, protect criminals, and generally offend decent and honest people. Previously if you tried to suggest otherwise on Facebook you were immediately shouted down by their online army of 18.

No longer though. We started this blog a year ago with nothing but a hope, a dream, and a love for all things Boston Sports and America. When we first started this we had like, 50-100 readers a day. Now we have half a million every month. Who would’ve thunk that there are literally hundreds of thousands that have joined the Real People’s Revolution in just one calendar year? That’s what happens when you give brutally honest takes and call frauds out when you see them. The people ride the turtle with you.

Here’s Sam Allen and Brad Petrishan’s article from the Telegram on this topic. It basically outlines EVERYTHING we’ve been saying througout this whole hippie ordeal:

“We can’t have people disrupting public safety and traffic,” Police Chief Gary J. Gemme said in a statement. “We don’t want to send a message to the community that this type of behavior is acceptable.”

Yup. What they’re doing is ILLEGAL. They let you idiots have your one day in the sun when you blocked Lincoln Square. What you did that day was illegal, but they threw you a bone anyway. But then instead of accepting the fact that you made your point and moving on with your life you continued on like morons.

So why didn’t they arrest them on Monday?

“It wasn’t until the video was posted that we realized the extent of the disruption,” he (Kerry Hazelhurst) said.

LOL. Only the protesters would be that dumb to post a criminal activity on Youtube and think nothing would come of it. Truly a special kind of nudnikery exists in these ones. I think what Hazelhurst meant to say was, “It wasn’t until we went on Turtleboy Sports and watched the video that we realized the extent of the disruption.” Because that video had like 40 views before we tossed it on the blog. Now it’s got thousands. Thanks hippies!!


The video, posted by a group affiliated with the protesters, was removed from public viewing on YouTube at about 4 p.m. Tuesday.

LOL. Cow-ards. I thought you stood by your cause? Did the Clark kids realize this might hurt their chances of getting into Law School? Come on, I thought you guys were like the Selma Marchers? Isn’t that who you’re always comparing yourselves to? The civil rights movement? Yea all those people you keep talking about literally dropped out of school because they wanted to get the shit kicked out of them on TV to draw attention to Jim Crow. You hippies can’t even stand having your mug shots posted on Turtleboy Sports.

What they don’t understand is the traffic congestion they created with their actions impeded the ambulance to some degree,” Hazelhurst said. “That’s what they don’t understand.”

That sounds familiar. Here’s what we wrote last night:

If they didn’t cause that cluster fuck then the ambulance wouldn’t have been in that situation in the first place, backed up Vernon Street.

I like our way of saying it better.

Not surprisingly the great Worcester leader himself is playing the victim card already:

“Putting charges on someone in this situation, in my opinion, has nothing to do with public safety and everything to do with suppressing people,” Mr. Blackwell Gibbs said.

Ole, ole, ole, ole…..Ole, ole….

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Then he unleashed the STATEMENT OF THE CENTURY:

“George Washington was a protester,” Mr. Blackwell Gibbs recalled telling one man. “Benjamin Franklin was a protester.”

Oh. My. God. It’s so fucking stupid it’s fantastic. Not only are they Martin Luther King and Ghandi, they’re also George Washington and Ben Franklin. They don’t teach that kind of stupid – it comes from within. Nothing I love more than teaching these morons some basic American history. George Washington certainly was NOT a protester. He was quiet and reserved and known for his skills as a general. He was also from Virginia, far from the anarchy of 1770’s Massachusetts, and owned a bunch of slaves, which I’m sure Robert approves of. The Revolution was a movement of white trash Bostonians and funded by smugglers like John Hancock who didn’t wanna pay import duties. They just needed George Washington to train the white trash to fight the Redcoats in 18th century warfare. Stupid facts.

Oh yea, and Ben Franklin? He just liked to bang French women. Plus he was like 80 years old when the Revolution started.

Mr. Blackwell Gibbs acknowledged that identifying himself as the man who jumped on the truck is taking a risk, but said he doesn’t want to be silenced.

Newsflash Sam Allen – he didn’t identify himself as the man on the truck. We did.

“I’m not asking to be a martyr, but if the police want to put a target on my back, I don’t have a choice.”


He had some more hilarious article’s in Croteau’s article:

“It would seem to me that a driver of a truck that size would consider driving around traffic to get within inches of people in a state where the pedestrian has the right of way” should be charged, Gibbs said.

Oh I see. So we should all just accomodate your illegal activity? The truck driver should’ve taken an illegal right hand turn down one-way Millbury street to go AROUND you. Because after all, the world revolves around you right? LOL. We’ve all seen the video Bobby. The truck doesn’t come anywhere near “inches” of your hippie friends. That’s the problem with taping your own illegal activity and posting it on the Internet. We can tell when you’re lying:



Another one of the ringleaders was Julius Jones.


Here’s what he had to say:

“Kelley Sqaure is the heart of the city,” Jones said. “What we’re trying to do is compel people to reflect … to literally create a moment of pause.”

Oh I see, they were trying to “compel” people to reflect. Ya got that? We chose not to reflect on this garbage because we all have things to do. That’s our freedom of choice as Americans. But they didn’t like the choice we made, so they didn’t COMPEL us to reflect, they FORCED us to. But they failed because not a single fucking person reflected on whatever bullshit you were trying to get us to think about. No one here gives a shit about Michael Brown. I might’ve felt bad for him before because it’s sad when anyone dies. But you made me genuinely dislike the kid for all the havoc he’s caused around here. Instead of reflecting on him, and “loving each other,” you made us hate you. Because you’re selfish, narcissistic assholes who don’t care about anyone but yourselves. You certainly don’t give a shit about Michael Brown. Just you.

When asked if he thought the protest was successful, Jones said he believed it was. “It sparked a conversation that has had to happen,” Jones said. “Even a conversation about how angry people are has value.”


Anyone with information may send an anonymous text to 274637 beginning with TIPWPD, or submit an anonymous message online via or call Worcester police detectives at (508) 799-8651.

I know a lot of cops read this blog, so here’s the criminals we have identified:

Organizer/lookout Kevin Ksen:



Noah McKenna Tovia Ben Shapiro:



Worcester State Professor/Carpetbagger Sonya Conner



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That’s about all I’ve got. I’m sure the great people of Worcester can help identify the other carpetbaggers who violated our laws, endangered our citizens, and violated our civil rights for four and a half minutes on Monday. As much as I love my girl Sonya, she should definitely be fired for this. She’s a professor. If they’re not held to a higher standard then why are they paid so much? Why do we have to call her Doctor if she gets to act like a common scofflaw? Anyone else would be fired if they were being questioned by the police for organizing such a dangerous and illegal protest.

I know they’re gonna say that they’re being oppressed and that they lost because the system is unfair and blah, blah, blah. But the fact of the matter is that you hippies lost because you’re wrong. I know you’ll never accept that, because that’s just not who you are. I get that.

Lock em up boys!!

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6 Comment(s)
  • Jay
    January 21, 2015 at 12:02 pm

    Let’s see if Sonya gets a free pass on this from her bosses on this one. Howie Carr asked the Governor yesterday if he was going to fire her, just like Walsh did to our favorite Finn (and gives credit to Turtleboy Sports on his website). Just because someone is a “Professor” doesn’t mean they have carte blanche to take their activist views/expression literally in to the street. It’s bad enough our hard earned tax dollars pay Professor hot stuff to pollute the minds of impressionable young adults, now she’s front and center working against us. You know, as reprehensible as a group like the Westboro Baptist Church (from Topeka, KS, not MA) is, they take their message to the sidewalks, commons, and areas that are historically public places where their freedom to spew whatever they wish cannot be unreasonably be restricted. These dope smoking hippies have a lot to learn about the Bill of Rights they throw in our faces. And now that they pissed off the average Joe Citizen contributing to society going to/from work paying for their their salary or handouts, so the only opposition growing against them.

  • Finnish Goalie
    January 21, 2015 at 7:49 am

    So, when is the interview with Dianne Williamson? Haha, grassroots!!

  • deano
    January 21, 2015 at 7:40 am

    Get em Turtleboy! These people need to learn that the right to protest is not a permission slip to break laws. Lock em up!

  • Woodiculous
    January 21, 2015 at 7:12 am

    Let me get this straight- these “protesters” blocked the traffic of ordinary people, who have ZERO control over public policy and cannot enact legislation to do anything (even by citizen petition at times, like reducing the state income tax-still waiting on that one).

    Why, other than to attract attention to themselves. That poor truck driver trying to meet his delivery time has ZERO power to enact racial profiling laws. You know who does? THE FREAKING CITY COUNCIL where these rat bags spent two entire council meetings making their points. THAT IS WHERE THEY SHOULD BE, not blocking traffic for working people.

    Let’s put aside for the moment that they acted like asshats and violated the rules of the Council meeting, denying other citizens with important business their right to petition their own government. Voting, like they did for president Obama twice, is the other way to get the laws you want passed.

    BTW, Why didn’t these morons blockithe presidential motorcade when he rolled down Pleasant Street? That would have been global news. It would still be wrong to do, but I suspect that facing the smoking barrel of a secret service MP4 had more to do with it than showing respect for the Pres. Those fuckers shoot first and ask if you can’t breathe second, unlike Your local Officer Friendly.

    • John
      January 21, 2015 at 6:51 pm

      “Let me get this straight- these “protesters” blocked the traffic of ordinary people, who have ZERO control over public policy and cannot enact legislation to do anything ”

      Who do you deem responsible for any other litigation involving civil rights?

      • Woodiculous
        January 21, 2015 at 7:28 pm

        I’m not sure, specifically what you are asking.

        I as addressing how one get legislation passed. You asked about civil rights litigation (people suing, usually employers with baseless money grab scumbag lawsuits-most are dismiss Ed, or governmental entities).

        Plaintiff class action lawyers file those suits because there are automatic triple damages and attorney’s fees allowed by law, typically for settlement money that goes to, guess who? If you guessed the trial lawyers, you win! The actual plaintiff “victims” get awarded pennies on the dollar in class action lawsuits. No one knows where the cash awarded to plaintiffs who aren’t identiified as part of the class goes, but I’m betting that that the plaintiff lawyers big boats that get replaced with a bigger boats (that needs more gas) has something to do with it.

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