Kevin Lynch Came To Worcester To File Police Report On Brett Killoran For Facebook Harassment And Pose For Picture With Turtleboy Statue

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We’ve seen a lot of people say they’re going to file police reports about Internet harassment on Turtleboy Sports, but until today, they’ve all been empty threats. Today former Fitchburg mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch made Turtleboy Sports history when he marched into the Worcester Police Department and filed a report that Brett Killoran was being mean to him in the comments section. Ya got that? Someone was being mean to him on the Internet so he hitchhiked his ass down to Worcester and told the cops.

Do you understand how much we would’ve paid to witness this? Do you understand how hard it must have been for the police not to laugh the moment this man walked in there and said, “Brett Killoran is being mean to me on the Free Turtleboy Facebook page?” We have to assume the cops asked him some questions like, “what is the Free Turtleboy Facebook page?” To which he must’ve responded, “It’s Turtleboy’s backup Facebook page he has to use because I whined to Facebook and got the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page suspended for a week.”

Oh yea, and while he was on his Worcester getaway day trip he also made a detour to the Turtleboy statue itself:

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Let’s just say good ol Kevin will fit right in with the 3:00 crew down at the Worcester Common.

Anyway, being an Internet bad ass and then whining about other people being mean to him is what Turtleboy’s most infamous villain does best. Honestly, we’ve tried making sense of Kevin’s post and want to give him the benefit of the doubt, but we have absolutely no clue what any of this is supposed to mean:

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Still no closer to figuring out what picture he wants us to take down. We’ve asked him several times what pictures he wants us to take down so we can get right on that, but that usually just leads to him calling us sick Republican pieces of shit!!!! We give up.

Anyway, we anxiously await to see how this very, very serious police complaint plays out in court. Stay tuned!!


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14 Comment(s)
  • Kevin's STALKER
    January 3, 2017 at 1:33 pm

    Hey Kevin, I was by your house yesterday, really nice piece of land ya got. Does everyone always sit around the oval table and just spew shit like cowards.
    Do you realize how you sound when you open your child hole ? It’s, sickening what you have done to your own family so in order to keep you from doing that to anymore families the whole town is going down to the police station to cry like bitches and file reports against you on behalf of Turtleworld ! That’s a page your not aloud to see ! Go ahead look it up I’ll wait . . . . .
    Couldn’t find it huh ? It’s all about you and ONLY you . Oh and maybe a line or two about your mom . You’ll never know.
    Have fun SKINNER BOY

  • Tammy
    February 18, 2016 at 1:08 pm

    We are all Turtle Boy!

  • mbronzo
    February 17, 2016 at 3:56 pm

    occupy Kevins empty head

  • Publius
    February 17, 2016 at 1:56 pm

    Kevin. I am turtleboy. And don’t you dare pee on my statue. I can see you out my window.

  • Free TBS
    February 17, 2016 at 10:32 am

    Bret & TBS are renting some serious space in Kevin’s head.

    • Wabbitt
      February 17, 2016 at 12:43 pm

      It’s not rented when he’s letting them live there for free. They’re in Kevin’s head the same way Trump is in Jeb’s.

  • BlackandWhite
    February 17, 2016 at 9:18 am

    I have to laugh. He keeps threatening FBI investigations.
    I think the FBI has more important things to do.
    The local 5-0 isn’t listening/catering to his crazy anymore.

  • Nanny
    February 17, 2016 at 7:52 am

    Which is the better train wreck:

    Manziel or Lynch?

    • Wabbitt
      February 17, 2016 at 12:41 pm

      Definitely a toss up.

  • UsualSuspect
    February 17, 2016 at 7:32 am

    Worcester State Hospital has vacancies. You should have knocked on their door while you were in town Kevin!

  • JayC
    February 17, 2016 at 6:21 am

    Next time I read one of Clive McMoron’s articles instead of scratching my head that the guy is out of touch I am marching right down to Worcester Police and filing a report. You know how many lives the T&G has ruined by their shoddy and sometimes even fake reporting over the years? There’s obviously truth to this guy’s insanity. The T&G is the media outlet that prints stuff without a care if it’s true. What is so hard for these people to understand that Turtleboy is a corporation not a person?? If these turds get sick on a value meal do they sue Ronald McDonald?

  • Noodly Appendage
    February 17, 2016 at 6:01 am

    Two words describe his rants: Word Salad

  • BobnMic
    February 17, 2016 at 4:20 am

    I know people like Kevin Lynch that are all jacked up on steroids which over time effects behavior in an extreme aggressive manner. People like Kevin Lynch are very dangerous people and are on the verge of doing serious bodily harm to another person if not death.

    Roid rage is no joke and for law enforcement that may be reading this, please red flag this total fucking asshole.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    February 17, 2016 at 2:02 am

    At first I wasn’t sure, but the more I read him, the more it makes me think he really isn’t very balanced. And that is sad… and it shows the destructive power of social media, because in the wrong hands, it often becomes the instrument of self destruction. I sincerely hope that someone close to him gets him some help, and I think that it will all start but unplugging from all of this… they only feed his delusions, which are abundant and intense.

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