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We’ve seen a lot of people say they’re going to file police reports about Internet harassment on Turtleboy Sports, but until today, they’ve all been empty threats. Today former Fitchburg mayoral candidate Kevin Lynch made Turtleboy Sports history when he marched into the Worcester Police Department and filed a report that Brett Killoran was being mean to him in the comments section. Ya got that? Someone was being mean to him on the Internet so he hitchhiked his ass down to Worcester and told the cops.
Do you understand how much we would’ve paid to witness this? Do you understand how hard it must have been for the police not to laugh the moment this man walked in there and said, “Brett Killoran is being mean to me on the Free Turtleboy Facebook page?” We have to assume the cops asked him some questions like, “what is the Free Turtleboy Facebook page?” To which he must’ve responded, “It’s Turtleboy’s backup Facebook page he has to use because I whined to Facebook and got the Turtleboy Sports Facebook page suspended for a week.”
Oh yea, and while he was on his Worcester getaway day trip he also made a detour to the Turtleboy statue itself:
Let’s just say good ol Kevin will fit right in with the 3:00 crew down at the Worcester Common.
Anyway, being an Internet bad ass and then whining about other people being mean to him is what Turtleboy’s most infamous villain does best. Honestly, we’ve tried making sense of Kevin’s post and want to give him the benefit of the doubt, but we have absolutely no clue what any of this is supposed to mean:
Still no closer to figuring out what picture he wants us to take down. We’ve asked him several times what pictures he wants us to take down so we can get right on that, but that usually just leads to him calling us sick Republican pieces of shit!!!! We give up.
Anyway, we anxiously await to see how this very, very serious police complaint plays out in court. Stay tuned!!
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