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Kevin Lynch continues to be the greatest villain in the history of Turtleboy Sports. The former Fitchburg Mayoral candidate, who somehow got over 1,000 votes for Fitchburg City Council last November, has created the latest in many pages that will attempt to take down Turtleboy. Entitled, “The tw0-faced Turtleboy adjuster” it is sure to be the inevitable downfall of Turtleboy Sports:
He’s also quite upset that he has been blocked from the Turtleboy Sports Facebook pages:
Just for the record, we don’t mind free speech. We like it. It’s when you arbitrarily report every single thing you see on our Facebook page and get us shut down for 30 days that we have to consider putting you in Facebook timeout. Now that he’s banned he also messages us a million times a day:
An apology blog? Yea, we’ll get right on that Kev!!!
He keeps telling us that we’re harassing his family. Literally no clue what this man is referring to. We’ve asked him several times which posts he wants us to take down so we can at least look them over, but usually this ends up with him calling us “sick freaks” and he talks about the massive civil litigation coming our way.
This is another theme we’re seeing a lot from poor Kevin. That turtle riders are threatening and harassing Kevin’s family. Obviously this isn’t really happening, but just in case we wanted to be on the record that we explicitly condemn threatening and harassing poor Kevin’s family. He has enough on his plate trying to shovel five inches of snow and hitchiking to Worcester so he can file complaints about mean things people said to him on Facebook.
Oh yea, and if you wanna help Kevin out with his crusade to take down Turtleboy in court, he’s got it all planned out for you:
So there you have it. If you can help figure out who is threatening to kill him in his imaginary world, then you will get 30% of the imaginary winnings from the imaginary lawsuit. Black lives matter will be getting 37%, because 38% is too much, but 36% is white privilege.
Oh yea, and just a heads up to whoever these poor people are, but Kevin has been very busy putting together a list of everyone who he thinks works for Turtleboy Sports. He’s posted all their mugshots to the two faced Turtleboy adjuster page. If you see your picture up there and he’s defaming you, feel free to report both him and his page. Because Kevin Lynch would do the same to you in a heartbeat:
Something tells me this is not the last we’ve heard from Kevin Lynch.
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