Kirk Minihane And The Minifans Just Discovered Washed Up Rapper Talib Kweli This Weekend And It’s Turned Into A Four Day Shitshow Of Baseless Racist Allegations With No End In Sight 


Almost three years ago washed up rapper Talib Kweli got into a tweet beef with Turtleboy, in which he called us racist over and over again because it was rightfully pointed out that his crotch fruit(s) liked Drake more than him. (all the Turtleboy tweets are gone because that account is banned from Twitter despite our attempt to cash in our white privilege chips).

At the time it was weird because this guy had 1.2 million followers on Twitter, and was a relatively famous rapper for people old enough to remember the OJ trial. Why would this formerly famous dude waste so much time in his day arguing with Turtleboy?

Then it became clear – he does this with literally everyone. The man is either completely insane, or he has too much free time due to his dwindling rap career, or a combination of both. He interacts with pretty much any Twitter egg of no significance who tweets at him. For those of you unfamiliar with how Twitter works this might not seem so weird. But accounts with that many followers simply don’t have the time or patience to read the people who respond to them because it would take up their entire day. This is seemingly what Talib Kweli does all day, every day.

However, I am honored to say that he considers “Turtleboy” his favorite troll of all time.

Question: You’re very active on Twitter and engaging with your followers. Can you tell us what was the craziest Twitter beef or spat you had with a user?

It has to be this guy Turtleboy Sports. He’s the type to be very racist, harass women online, and get into arguments with people about white supremacy and stuff. He started trolling me out of the blue a year ago. There’s people whom he’s rubbed the wrong way who started sending me these stories and blogs of women who had said he sexually harassed them. Not like outright rape but just him being a creepy douche.

So as he’s harassing me on Twitter, I start re-tweeting some of these stories. He took this very personal because I guess there were some lawsuits. His point that he was trying to make was these are people who are making up these stories about me [and that] anyone can write a blog. These stories were on a blog called Buffalo Bruisers and what he did was create a website called Buffalo Bruises and he wrote a false story about how I raped a 10-year-old boy and a 14-year-old girl. White supremacists are always inventing stories that I raped somebody. Anyway, the last line of the story says, “This blog is not affiliated with Turtleboy Sports.”

So, he basically told on himself. I sent him a cease and desist after, and normally, I don’t ignore that stuff, but I have enough truth on my side that I confront all of it. But this one, I went the extra step and some blog got a hold of the letter and there’s now a story circulating that I’m suing this guy. There’s no lawsuit or litigation happening. It’s just like, “Ok. If you keep talking shit, it’s going to be an issue.” That had to be the strangest one. 

The man is clearly insane. He was using screenshots from “Turtleboy Sporks” and “Buffalo Bruises” as a source.

Someone following the tweet beef wanted to prove a point to him after he baselessly insinuated that Turtleboy is a sexual deviant, so they wrote a blog on a free WordPress site that baselessly said the same thing about him. Since he’s out of his mind he assumed that I wrote it, sued me, and then neither of us showed up to court so it was dismissed. He’s been tweeting about us ever since though.

So I think he kind of misses Turtleboy.

But how he acts on Twitter is pretty much how he acts in real life. It’s hard to make Don Lemon look reasonable, but Talib did that in an interview at Ferguson in 2014.

I only bring this up because Steve Robinson contacted me Friday asking about him. Unbeknownst to me while I was traveling to Cincinnati Kirk Minihane and the Minifans discovered America’s favorite washed up rapper and found out he was doing the same thing to them – calling them all racist. It’s weird at first because the guy has so many followers that it’s confusing why he’d waste his time. But check out his interactions on tweets.

That’s a guy with 1 million followers, which is 200,000 less than he had two years ago. No one that active ever loses followers over a period of time. Compare his interactions with a typical Dave Portnoy tweet, who also has 1 million followers.

Things that make you go hmmmmm……..

Anyway, I don’t know how exactly it started, but it’s been four straight days now of Talib chirping at Barstool and Minifans of no particular significance.

He’s been invited on the Minihane Show, and you’ll never guess his reason for not taking them up on the offer…..

I for one am shocked he chose to play the race card there. Never saw that one coming. He responds to pretty much every parody account calling him out.

Including such notable as “Dr. Break Line Callahan,” who Talib wisely deduced was not actually a real doctor.


He also called Blind Mike, who literally cannot see color, or anything at all, a white supremacist.

He made it clear that he wasn’t going to be Minihane’s slave.

He brought up “proof” that Barstool was racist with his usual go-to secret weapon – screenshots.

And finally he uncovered video that Shirley Leung and Bob Murchison edited of Kirk sarcastically telling someone who accused him of being racist that he would never work with a black person, in order to make the person sound like a moron. Obviously this sarcasm went way, way above Talib’s head.

The best part is that the troll accounts poking him with 20 followers get more interactions than Martin Luther Queen does, yet he thinks he won this round because they’ve monopolized the last four days of his life and counting.

The Turtleboy account got bored with him after a couple days and moved onto the next blog. But the Minifans literally live for stuff like this, so it will be interesting to see who lasts longer in this ever important social media battle. My money is on the Minifans.



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44 Comment(s)
  • Corinth Arkadin
    December 17, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    “Add Scumbag Hat”

    This guy took memegenerator literally.

  • Sully
    December 17, 2019 at 6:08 pm

    I stopped listening to WEEI
    When they brought that ass licking queer Alex Reamer on board
    And you had to listen to him talk about which sports stars he wanted to suck off
    I pray he comes down with aids

  • Cheskey
    December 17, 2019 at 6:03 pm

    Minihan and TB
    They’re not afraid to call a spade a spade

  • citypoint
    December 17, 2019 at 5:30 pm

    The Nazis didn’t build the wall,imbecile.
    Put down Twitter.Read a book.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    December 17, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    I stand with Talib. Minihane is an alt-right Trump supporter!

    • Cheesemo
      December 17, 2019 at 6:01 pm

      Go fuck your mother in the mouth

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        December 17, 2019 at 9:18 pm

        You sir are a scoundrel! You and your alt-right ilk are charlatans! You haters don’t even support Drag Queen Story Hour! #Hate Has No Home Here.

  • Cheddah
    December 17, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    It’s one thing to be stupid and ignorant. But if you’re loud, act confident and have a large following as well, then you can pretty much go fuck yourself Talib…

  • Judge dread
    December 17, 2019 at 2:24 pm

    He just sits around a goes on twitter after doing mad lines of CM. He would rather spend the money on meth vs hiring a PR a manger. Maybe it’s not meth, but probably cocaine or adderall.

    “Hey honey bum what are you doing?”
    “I’m mad lifted right now, I’m going to pick on TBS cuz I don’t know what else to do. After that I’m going to scream and punch the air.”
    “Okay I’m gonna take a couple of Xanax and put my sleep mask on. If you need a hole you know where to find me”

  • Vincenzo Severe
    December 17, 2019 at 12:53 pm

    He looks like a queer
    Probably likes to do bisex on white guys with his wife
    Hope he gets the virus

  • Dirty Mike and the Boys
    December 17, 2019 at 12:46 pm

    I want to bang his wife with a group of white guys.
    Dirty mike and the boys

  • Sheldon Rothstein
    December 17, 2019 at 12:36 pm

    Show me any city village or town in the world that is black and I will show you a shut hole

    • Shut hole
      December 17, 2019 at 5:08 pm

      That’s a good idea, you should do that!

  • John Dennis
    December 17, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    This METCO gorilla belongs in a zoo with the rest of the apes. Porch monkey baboon.

  • Sheldon Rothstein
    December 17, 2019 at 12:30 pm

    A typical lawn jockey
    Blame all of thier problems on the white man

  • Christopher Lettiere
    December 17, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Someone should give Dweeb a seat on the next Trump Airlines flight.

    December 17, 2019 at 11:42 am

    It is shocking that Talib thinks that the Nazis built the Berlin Wall. Was he denied the right to a public education?

  • AngryWhiteDad
    December 17, 2019 at 11:11 am

    I hate to be the one to have to say it, but….

    You cannot expect a race that has only been civilized (and I use that term loosely) for 50-60 years to cohabitate successfully with a race that’s been civilized for 1000’s of years.

    Sure, we’ll pay for your food, housing, Healthcare and phones. We will also take on the burden of paying for the incarceration of the baboons that can’t keep control of themselves.

    Brave new world. The SJW’s of the 60’s have gotten what they want. What an epic failure. Here’s an idea. Get a job. Actually be a part of your child’s life instead of just roaming from one ghetto to the next knocking up the worst type of humans on earth. The ultimate in entitled bitches. The rudest of the rude. The least attractive of them all. The female nig nog.

  • Captain Awesome
    December 17, 2019 at 10:50 am

    I have to admit when I was a member of Hillmans Mantown I thought I was the shit but now that I’m a Minifan I’ve really got the world by the balls. Being a Minifan just makes you feel fucking great!!!

  • Interesting
    December 17, 2019 at 9:45 am

    Wow imagine if a ratchet started a Go Fund Me for legal bills then went to a Patriots away game.

  • Jefe
    December 17, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Guy obviously has some mental issues. For one, he’s delusional. Just another race hustler.

  • massholio
    December 17, 2019 at 9:17 am

    He should resurrect his career by going to prison…for life.

  • Leigha Genduso
    December 17, 2019 at 7:49 am

    colored boys make good entertainers

  • Talib laying it down!
    December 17, 2019 at 7:24 am

    A rare private appearance by the great Talib Kwel Greene.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      December 17, 2019 at 12:23 pm


    • Hunter S. Biden
      December 17, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      That is fucking brilliant, I miss The little Pygmy

    • Tahlib laying it down, II
      December 18, 2019 at 10:02 am

      Does anyone think if it was a lil’ white dwarf/retard dancing around with a bunch of drunken silverbacks it would’ve turned out MUCH differently ? Like the little white midget cooking in a pot ?

  • Nick Hearse
    December 17, 2019 at 7:07 am

    Talib is a faggot

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 17, 2019 at 5:18 am

    Talib kweli is a well documented douchebag but “mos def & talib kweli are blackstar” is a classic and all you olds should check it out

  • Your uncles a fag
    December 17, 2019 at 12:59 am

    Wow Bristol and many others here uncle is flaming faggot. TB tries to look hard but what a pussy. He thinks he’s grooming his students again,all Jewish countries look a like.

    • Jeff J
      Hey Suck Pump
      December 17, 2019 at 3:05 am

      What the fuck does that even mean?? Next time try to put together a cogent thought THEN try and put it into words. Please…..reading your unintelligible, useless drivel hurts my brain.

    • ChipChipperson
      December 17, 2019 at 3:13 am

      My uncle’s not a fag, he just got drunk a couple times on our camping trips when I was 7.

    • And you're father is a picklelicker
      December 17, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      Which makes me your real father, a well hung Jewish guy, shalom son!

  • Nosmo King
    December 17, 2019 at 12:35 am

    What the fuck is a Talib?
    The only thing funnier than that stupid name is that all those morons follow him on the Twitter

    • Montgomery
      December 17, 2019 at 12:45 am

      Talibs wife LOVES white guys. She was known for banging then in college. That’s why Talib has that chip on his shoulder.

    • Elijah's Final fart
      December 17, 2019 at 8:26 am

      a talib is what curls around your shoe when you step in dogshit, it is the fecal matter that sticks on the side of the shoe.
      “little Johny was sent to the office because he had a talib on his shoe”
      talib = noun
      urban dictionary, “yo mahfuckah you gots a talib on yo nikes”

  • Tay Zonday
    December 17, 2019 at 12:04 am

    Chocolate rain… some stay dry and other feel the pain, chocolate rain.

    • WiseGuyz
      December 17, 2019 at 12:10 am

      (He moves his face away from the mic so he can breath)
      …Aka Talib moving his face away from Drakes half white cock after blowing it so he can be relevant again… so he can breath XD

  • Turtle Lover
    December 16, 2019 at 11:55 pm

    This “rapper” should be twerking his ass like a good little bitch in Drakes next music video, while his kids bump drakes music in the car daddy bought them.
    Shake dat ass boy!

    • Michael DeCosta
      December 16, 2019 at 11:58 pm

      The mental imagery of him on his knees in booty shorts shaking his ass while drake stands above him rapping is hilarious.

      • Marcus Washington
        December 17, 2019 at 12:00 am

        Talib, Shake dat Ass fo yo daddy! Shake it like a good little boy while yo kids throw dollar bills at their MacBook Pros playing the music video

      • Mr. Purple
        December 17, 2019 at 12:02 am

        Hey at least he would be relevant again

    • Adam Zenercus
      December 17, 2019 at 12:21 am

      Talibs Kids: “Look y’all, daddy a bitch!” As they emotionlessly look on while Talib is face down, ass up, VIGOROUSLY twerking his ass for drake with the look of pure terror and fright on his face, in fear Drake won’t approve and put him to his knees to Pimp slap him.

      • CJ
        December 17, 2019 at 12:32 am

        Talibs children and wife subsequently went home with Drake that day, as they soon realized, who their real father was, as Talib laid on the floor, exhausted from his long and restless twerk session for his wife’s babies daddy, Drake.

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