Kirk Minihane Said That I’m A Passive-Aggressive Cunt For Not Liking Crank Phone Calls And Updates On Who Is The VP Of The Minifan Club 


Last week I made my debut on the Gerry Callahan podcast and Kirk Minihane isn’t happy about it apparently. He responded on his podcast Friday, and this is my response to his response.

First of all, I’ve always liked Kirk and I still do. If you listen to his show then you know that this is just how he talks. There was a 0.0% chance Kirk would say ANYTHING positive about the show. This is just his shtick.

With that said, one of their biggest beefs with me is I agree with Gerry too much. Meanwhile, they also complained that I criticized Kirk’s show. What do you think is more interesting fodder for discussion – listing all of the reasons I like Kirk, or the few criticisms I have of his show?

My biggest beef has always been that Kirk and Steve Robinson are interesting, smart people who have unique takes on a variety of issues, but they dedicate at least half of every 3 hour podcast to the following:

  • Ranking members of the Minifan club
  • Crank phone calls that aren’t really even crank phone calls because all they do is name drop random members of the Minifan club to strangers in Idaho and giggle about it because the guy on the other end pretends to know who these people are
  • Parody songs made by members of the Minifan club about the Minihane show and the Minfan club

Basically what this guy said.

No, I haven’t messaged Kirk himself and told him that because it’s his show and he should do whatever he wants to do. I make a living offering opinions on things that I see. In my opinion, that is extremely boring, and lots of people agree. Everyone I talk to says that whenever that shit comes on they hit the 30 second mark 10 times only to find out that they’re still talking about it. It’s why the podcast isn’t really catching on with a larger audience. It’s why Kirk has been stuck at 88.5K followers despite being affiliated with one of the largest and fastest growing podcast brand on the interwebz. These guys are on team Barstool now. They have the ability to reach a much larger audience because of that, but if you’re some random person in Texas why the hell do you give a shit about who the current Vice President of the Minifan club is?

I’m more disappointed than anything, because I know the show has potential. Kirk is one of the best in the industry because he goes after people who deserve it. His take down of Kevin Cullen was one of the most masterful performances of all time. All I’m saying is, more of that would be great.

And just to be clear, the biggest lie he told was that I begged him to come on the podcast. Kirk called me in June and said that I should come in sometime because they had a new studio in Framingham. Obviously I’m gonna follow up on this, which I did a couple times before giving up. In the meantime they had a psychotic ginger in penny loafers on because he was the self-appointed director of promotions for the Minifan club.

So it was clear that this was the direction the show was going in, which is fine because it’s their show. In my opinion it sucks and is unlistenable, but I ONLY asked to come on because I was invited on.

I also had no idea I said “yea,” and “alright” so much because I honestly don’t listen to myself, including my own podcasts and live shows. I’ve never played the #2 before so I gotta get used to that. Either way, the interviews we’ve gotten on the Turtleboy Live show with ratchet redemption hour are a million times more entertaining than debating whether or not MHB was still allowed in the Minifan club.


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27 Comment(s)
  • Meow
    December 24, 2019 at 6:02 pm

    can’t have an option because there is no link to Kirk show

  • A. Denker Knee
    December 24, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    Me! Me! Me!
    It’s all about me!
    It’s all about how the world is against me!
    Twitter! FaceBook! The Hookers on Main St!
    Nobody likes me!
    Everybody hates me!
    Me! Me! Me!
    Give me Money!
    Me! More money!
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    Me! Me! Me!
    I write the articles!
    I write the comments! I’m a hundred different all the same people!
    Me! Me! Me!

    Me! I couldn’t keep it in my pants at a football game so I lost my job!
    Now I need to talk about Me!
    Me! Me! Me!

  • Billy Baggz Cigarette
    December 24, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    TB who fucked up your sideburns lol. The right one is far longer than the left one Hahahaha. Bro use some of the ad money and hit up a barber shop. Looks like blind mike cut your hair. Ohhh and this blog post reads like a teenage girl who got fucked and then dumped. A month ago you were Kirks personal mouth fluffer at his rally but now he’s onto bigger and better shit and you’re still a closet junky in the basement. Hahahahahahaha loser.

  • Jeff J
    Here It Comes
    December 24, 2019 at 12:52 am

    DEFINITELY should’ve let this one slide. Seems like you’re sucking up a bit. If you said nothing, it would’ve went away. Minihane’s a pompous cunt. Now that you gave it legs, he’s just going to shit on you even more and so will the fanboys.

  • Chris Serra
    Murchison 23
    December 23, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    I loved Minihane on morning show with Callahan. I never understood how he thought he was the next Howard Stern so early on. Give me half the $ & I’ll do 8 hours a day calling out every dickhead from sports & media. Not saying I’m not a fan or refuse to listen-just don’t think his brand of wise prick is all that unique

  • Feeling your pain
    December 23, 2019 at 10:21 pm

    I feel your pain. When I was a young boy I really wanted to be the lead Muskateer of the Mickey Mouse club but Mickey never wrote me back.
    Now that I’m a man I’ve become a proud corporal of the Justin Beaber faniacs club and what can I say other than fuck you Mickey you heartless cunt.

  • Blind Mikes next step dad
    December 23, 2019 at 9:02 pm

    The good parody songs are hilarious but once they start talking about people that I have no idea who they are and don’t care I bail, I know names like dec, mhb, rich keliher, Dave cullinane and a few more but wouldn’t know if they were standing right in front of me, or care, I hit that fast forward button 1,000 times and they are still talking about them, it’s infuriating. I wouldn’t mind some more talk about blind mikes mom though, what a hot little minx! I love you mama geary, call me!

  • Assistant to Minifan VP
    December 23, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    As the assistant to the VP of the Minifans I officially declare you the assistant to the assistant VP.
    Now let’s swap cock juice motha fucker!!

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 23, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    Too many talents from radio are turning to podcasts because they can theoretically “say what they want.” The way these personalities succeed on radio is the fine line they walk between appropriate and fines from the FCC. What we have learned is that no one really has anything interesting to say or do when there is zero restriction. Look at the Howard Stern Show. It was great on regular radio because he pushed the envelope. Now it’s all politically correct/homosexual things & a liberal echo chamber. No doubt he has succeeded, but guess what? He’s the only one that did it!

    Kirk should get back on the radio. He is 100% better while being supervised. His schtick isn’t really funny..

  • P C
    December 23, 2019 at 1:09 pm

    Yes, I see the irony in a long comment complaining about a long podcast. It won’t take you three hours to read this, though.

    Agree 100% as a long time and loyal listener of Kirk’s since the D&C days. I have a life outside of listening to podcasts, but between the drive in and time at the gym before work, I can give this upwards of 2 hours per day, which means I’m currently about a week behind. That’s kind of absurd when you think about it.

    I don’t even mind the length so much, it’s the content. Someone on Twitter made the point that the perfect length of the podcast would be to wrap it up the *first* time Kirk asks Steve, “do we have anything else today?” because when he says that, there’s usually about an hour to go.

    His Radio.com podcast did one thing better – interviews. They should do more, because Kirk is a great interviewer.

    I’m fine with the schtick, the world, the Madawaska fishing trip, all of it – but he’s not willing to do the things that will grow the brand and the podcast into something as big as he knows it could be. He pretends he doesn’t care but we all know he wants it to grow, he is just stubbornly clinging to the hope that it will happen on its own, “his way”, instead of tweaking the promotion or the structure/content of the podcast.

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    December 23, 2019 at 12:56 pm

    That was always the bad part of the K&C show. I’d be screaming at the radio to shut the fuck up about Mutt and Trinni. I see from twitter that they are still talking about Trinni. It’s the reason I don’t listen to him. That and every other word is fuck and he belches constantly. Totally unlistenable.

  • Vinnie T
    December 23, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Minihan enjoys being fucked up the ass by black men

  • The rise and fall of the turtle
    December 23, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    No I’ve watched you go from some great heights to just downright pathetic what happened to you? Are used to be a big fan but your material has just gone to shit buddy I say that in the most nicest way possible but you look pathetic and desperate right now do what you do best stop this reaching its pathetic and it’s not a good look let Bristol take over she’s actually funny And even though she’s a husky little bitch she’s cute I’d love to shove my ‘Raging EBT accepting Love muscle’ in her Urinary track infested gonorrhea hepatitis C tuna flap and give her a cream pie in her Genital wart infested ass mhmmmm hot

    • Turtle Rider Forever
      December 23, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      Your mama was audited by Joe Orga and Josh Abrams and I say that in the most nicest way possible.

      And she failed!

  • Fraffie welch
    December 23, 2019 at 12:02 pm

    I got to see it always seem like you had Kirks back and that you were always on the positive for him. Yeah I feel sad for Linden Byers Greg hill
    Is just unlistenable and Kirk and Callahan you know it all fell apart and it was great radio for a while. It’s a drag

    • Wondering
      December 23, 2019 at 8:02 pm

      What ended up happening to Byers?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    December 23, 2019 at 11:30 am

    Minihane is alright, but the douchebags on the show with him SUCK. It is unlistenable. Kirk needs to get back with Gerry. Together they had great chemistry, were funny and well versed on a myriad of topics, not just sports.

    • Toddler Tom Fingerbanger
      December 23, 2019 at 8:03 pm

      Such a smart man Tom.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        Old Tom Morris
        December 23, 2019 at 8:30 pm

        I can really feel your sarcasm. Kate.

  • randiguy2006
    December 23, 2019 at 10:44 am

    Wow man. You are coming off as so desperate. They made you their bitch.

    • You're fucking dreaming
      December 23, 2019 at 9:40 pm

      LOL. What the fuck? How?

  • dr. fill
    December 23, 2019 at 10:28 am

    It’s like a Puerto Rican arguing with someone who called them Mexican — not realizing everyone outside of the Latino diaspora could care less and considers you all spics.

    Bunch of retards.

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 23, 2019 at 11:30 am


  • Meow Mix
    December 23, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Stay on the high road with this one.. his minifans are relentless…as I’m sure you know

  • John denis
    December 23, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Wow what a shock a guy you begged for attention from and who promoted your blog got annoyed when you crapped on his show publicly. Who could have seen this coming??? Now do another post about how your good friend Greg Hill sucks.

    • Back it up with details
      December 23, 2019 at 9:41 pm

      What are you on about? He didn’t beg Mini for attention, nor did he talk crap about his show. Honest criticism, maybe. And yes, there is a difference. But it’s obvious Uncle respects the hell out of Minihane.

      • RE: back it up with details
        December 24, 2019 at 11:23 am

        By respect, do you mean he wants to swallow his hog then make another geeky fucking video on here about how his cum tastes?

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