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Kylie Kirkpatrick Threatens Critics, Contacts Their Bosses, Makes Up Lies About Threatening Her Kid, Sues Her Mother Multiple Times


Part 6 out of 7 of the Kylie Kirkpatrick series is now published on TB Daily News and can be viewed by clicking here. It’s a good one, and shows all the threatening messages Kylie has been sending to her critics and their workplaces, along with the insane lawsuits she’s filed against these people.


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29 Comment(s)
  • Mirakle
    January 13, 2020 at 10:49 am

    Am I the only one who noticed she has “Mirakle” tattooed across her chest…. the female version of “Regerts”? The only miracle here is that she has custody of her son and anyone has ever taken her seriously.

  • Jimbo Fisher
    January 10, 2020 at 6:47 pm

    That kid of hers is destined to become one of these gender bender types

  • Sanfrancisco Poop Map
    January 10, 2020 at 3:09 pm

    You know this Narwhal has had the hershey squirts on some
    poor unsuspecting staircase.

    Free grilled cheese sandwiches for all!

  • Minge Oil
    January 10, 2020 at 2:54 pm

    I bet when she queefs the whole room reeks like curdled half and half,horseradish,and Oxycontin.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    January 10, 2020 at 11:13 am

    Someone needs to send them some Chicago Bulls attire to complete the picture.

  • Crotch Snifffer
    January 10, 2020 at 10:39 am

    I bet her crotch smells like rancid cheese, trash juice and a rotten 5 day old open tuna fish can.

  • I'll make fun of your kid
    January 10, 2020 at 10:04 am

    Please don’t end this at part 7. I don’t believe I have ever hated anyone as much as I hate her. I cant stand the way she writes like shes someone important. Also the fact that she uses the excuse that he used his “allowance” money is complete whore shit! Does she look and sound like someone who makes her kid do chores? Fucking useless fat cunt

  • Don Rickles
    January 10, 2020 at 7:24 am

    A heroin infested left eye,a mustache,and a chin that resembles my nutsack.
    Whats not to like?

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    January 9, 2020 at 11:13 pm

    Why hasn’t the media latched on to these stories like they did with the original lunch debt bullshit? Oh that’s right, they dont want anyone to know they’re too goddamned lazy to fact check their stories. I love TB’s reports on people like Fuckugly Kirkpatrick here, and that drunk smelly faggot Landon Steele – but then I just get pissed off because the truth is out there but the media chooses to ignore it so they dont expose themselves as a bunch of gullible fucking idiots.

  • Go figure
    January 9, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    Weird that this kid presents as such a mincy little candyass in pictures. I can totally believe him being a rotten little hellion if that’s his mother!

  • Renfro
    January 9, 2020 at 10:02 pm

    How many negroes and wetbacks do you think this pig has sucked off?

    Wakes up in the morning eats 3 or 4 coffee rolls and washes them down with a load out of a black dick

  • Nick Hearse
    January 9, 2020 at 9:32 pm

    Hey Kylie you dirty fat warpig, sue me you dumb cunt
    Nick Hearse
    120 Gaslight Drive
    Weymouth, Massachusetts 02190
    fucking sow beast

  • ChipChipperson
    January 9, 2020 at 9:24 pm

    “Ryan was kicked off the football team for calling a coach the N word!”

    Ha. Now I like him. Precocious little scamp.

  • Renfro
    January 9, 2020 at 7:16 pm

    What an ugly ugly cunt

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    January 9, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Kylie’s boundless energy and selfless altruism is truly remarkable, We need more like her.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 10, 2020 at 11:09 am

      Liz, you are spot on. She’d be a perfect addition to your campaign staff!

  • Calm WhiteDad
    January 9, 2020 at 6:23 pm

    Well, thank goodness she provided her preferred pronouns. I would have had no idea if she hadn’t. Liz Warren does the same on her Twitter.

    I’ll never understand the need for these SJWs to declare how they prefer to be referred to. It is absolute insanity and the crown jewel of the me generation. As if anyone gives a fuck about you or whatever fucked up ideas you have about yourself.

    As mentioned by myself and others, it is only a matter of time before Ryan/Ryonce is on hormone blockers. He’s 10 so I’m sure she’s already working with a gender specialist. It really is child abuse and I cannot see how anyone can claim otherwise.

    Thankfully, my kids get it. That’s probably due to me repeatedly informing them that if someone is born with nuts, they are a dude. No magic pills, dresses or name changes will change that. Fucking freaks.

  • Kylie the coward
    January 9, 2020 at 5:39 pm

    She claims a physical threat to her son anytime someone confronts her for being a conartist which seems to happen daily. Hiding behind a child is the definition of a coward!

  • God's Meshanger
    January 9, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Hash anyone thought to contact Denish, God’s Meshanger to shee what he hash to shay about thish.

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 9, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    Of course that little faggot does ballet.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 9, 2020 at 5:17 pm

      It’s been pretty obvious he’s a cake, not surprised either….

    • CrispyC
      January 9, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      This kid isn’t going to be eating dick from rest stop bathroom gloryholes and shooting up smack in homeless tent encampments as a tranny long before he is 18. What’s the over/under on how old he is when he dies of AIDS? Modern medicine has made it a tough call.

  • JoeMomma
    January 9, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    The real story here is somebody actually had sex with that.

    I work for the DoD so you can feel free to contact my boss, Donald J. Trump.

  • Dick LaBone
    January 9, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Little fagboy Ryan takes ballet? Who would have guessed? Sex reassignment surgery GFM coming soon…

    • Judge dread
      January 9, 2020 at 4:52 pm

      I’ve been saying that since the first publication.

      Round two is to turn her child into a trans plaything like Desmond to showcase at gay bars.

      This is how gofundme Cali types roll.

  • Duff Miver
    January 9, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    Her voice sounds exactly like thought it would. Nightmare fuel. A shrill, up-talking, ‘valley’ psychopath.

  • Hanging Judge
    January 9, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    I look forward to the charade being over and the world seeing her for what she is. Disgusting, monstrous woman. Did anyone catch that she called another woman a ‘heifer’ while harassing and terrorizing her? Unbelievable.

  • Now what
    January 9, 2020 at 3:14 pm

    OMG this woman is VILE, manipulative, psychotic. I hate her!

  • Publush It Here Also
    January 9, 2020 at 3:05 pm

    Not going to open another tab.

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