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This story has everything – ratchet behavior, low paid workers with no fucks left to give, therapy dogs, lesbians, fake news, and people who have no business eating donuts haggling over free donuts…….
Let’s check out NBC Boston’s version of the story:
Caught on camera – a confrontation involving two Tewksbury, Massachusetts, Dunkin’ Donuts employees, a customer and her 12-year-old daughter. The customer, a woman named Sharon from Lawrence who did not want her last name used, said she had gone back to the Dunkin’ store on Main Street Sunday morning after getting the wrong doughnut order. They bought some other food and coffees, but when her daughter Hazel and Hazel’s therapy dog Benji were asked to leave because dogs aren’t allowed inside – Sharon felt she should leave too.
“They never made the muffin, so I said I no longer needed the muffin, that I would go ahead just like a refund for the muffin,” Sharon said.
That’s when she said the employees started calling her expletives and accused her of trying to get free food.
“Would you like your doughnuts because you obviously got a refund for them, right?” one employee can be heard asking in the video. “She throws the whole box of doughnuts at me,” Sharon said. “One doughnut hits me in the head, the rest of the doughnuts fall on the floor.”
Sharon and her daughter admit they yelled derogatory things back at the Dunkin’ employees but never expected them to get physical with them.
“You’re lucky you’re 12,” said one employee to Sharon’s daughter, “because I would have popped you in your… mouth!”
But as Sharon’s boyfriend stopped recording to call police, they allege that’s exactly what happened.
Sharon said, “She put her whole fist down my daughter’s mouth, my daughter had her lip all busted, blood was coming out of her mouth everywhere.”
“I was scared because my hair got pulled and I was bleeding from my mouth,” Hazel added.
Both Hazel and Sharon ended up at the hospital with various cuts and bruises.
The video definitely makes the customers look innocent….
If Turtleboy was a store, this is how it would be run. Oh, you don’t like our service? Here’s a dozen donuts right in your fupa. Don’t like it? Don’t come to Turtleboy Donuts. But we all know you’re gonna keep coming anyway because you can’t get enough of this shit.
Alright, first of all, why hell does this girl have a “therapy” dog? That’s not a therapy dog. It’s a pet. They wanted to bring their pet into Dunkin Donuts and were likely being huge pains in the ass about it. Did NBC even ask what the therapy dog was for? Is this 12 year old girl a war veteran? I mean, I understand she lives in Lawrence which automatically qualifies you for the medal of honor for living that long. But you would think real news would want to find out the real story.
As soon as I saw this I knew there had to be another side to the story. Cheesehogs don’t get a dozen donuts tossed at them and challenged to fights by ratchet employees over nothing. You gotta earn that wrath. A real media outlet would seek out both sides for comment to find out what really happened. Instead NBC Boston did this:
Went and heard the one family’s version of events. They did not even attempt to speak to the employees. But we did. Here’s what Krysalis Maldonado tells us:
She came in with her boyfriend first and told my assistant manager that she came the other day and got a dozen donuts but they were “wrong.” So in order to get her out of the line my asst mgr, since we were busy, gave her a dozen donuts for free.
Her daughter Hazel walked in with a dog and my wife noticed it so she told my asst mgr. That’s when my mgr told her that if the dog isn’t a service dog she had to leave (mind you the dog was on top of the table, where customers eat). The dog had a PATRIOTS shirt on and didn’t have any type of certification stating it was a service dog so my mgr told her to leave.
When she left the mom and dad stayed behind and that’s when she told her boyfriend to go up to the counter and demand a refund for something she had no receipt for and got also for free (the dozen donuts). When my mgr told her she can’t give her a refund without a receipt she then went on calling my mgr a motherfucker saying how she needed “big dick.”
She then went off and since she saw my wife was recording and that she dresses like a boy, she started asking questions like “are you a lesbian?” Then when my mgr told her she had to leave she started calling us dykes and dirty lesbians in front of a store full of customers. My wife escorted her out of the store still recording so we can get her license plate number for us to be able to put a no trespass on her.
When we got outside her daughter came out of nowhere telling us “yea get back to work dirty lesbians.” I asked her how old she was and she told me twelve. That’s when I told her that if she wasn’t twelve I would’ve broken her mouth. When I said that her mom got in my face and my wife went to grab me so we could go back inside.
That’s when the little girl threw the iced coffee and then the mom threw hers. The little girl grabbed my wife by the hair and the mom grabbed me. My asst mgr got them to get off of us but in the whole moment of us moving around and trying to get away from them the little girl must have gotten head butted and that’s why she’s claiming we hit her and “put our fist down her mouth”. No one physically attacked either the mom or the daughter. They physically attacked us first with coffees then with their hands.
Well, that changes things a bit, doesn’t it? We weren’t there so we don’t know what’s true and what’s not. But she did record three videos of the same incident and posted them on her Facebook page, starting with this one:
“I just wanna know one thing, are you a lesbian?”
You’re a real mother fucker. You need a big dick.”
Sorry we all can’t be taken to poundtown by this winner’s mutton dagger:
Look, a customer starts saying shit like that in front of you and it’s on. I’m sorry. If I was a customer there I wouldn’t wanna be served by people who didn’t feel free to snap back at these laardvarks. They were insulting their sexuality. They were being disgusting, vile piglets. They degraded them and were talking about big dick in public. You can’t be nice to people like this. You have to go full hoodbooger. It’s the only thing that reminds them that you are still a person and the rules of the streets exist at the Tewksbury Dunkin Donuts.
And all this over some donuts that they were getting for free anyway. She wanted a God damn receipt for free donuts because her donuts allegedly got fucked up days before. I’m sorry, but if your donuts get fucked up that’s on you. You see the employee putting donuts in the box. You direct them to hand pick the right donuts. If you see them putting in one you don’t want then you say something. They obviously got the donuts they wanted and likely pull this scam a lot.
In the next two videos it’s basically just the employees going nutso on this hefalump family
Look, this isn’t how things are done by the book, and normally I’m not down with ratchet behavior like this. But they earned it. These people are at the bottom of the social ladder. They get off on degrading minimum wage workers because it makes them feel like they are above someone for the first time in their lives. They probably do this a lot, and finally they fucked with the wrong people. Because when you have Google trophies like this in your cabinet for indecent exposure and three counts of A&B with a dangerous weapon, and your name is literally Sharon Bimbo, you’re just dying to prove that someone else is beneath you:
Sharon. Fucking. Bimbo.
This woman was born to be on Turtleboy. It’s a miracle it took this long.
The unforgivable part is NBC Boston’s hilariously awful and one-sided story. How do you not even reach out to the other people involved to find out what really happened? This is why you read Turtleboy. Because we actually care about the real story.