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Laywer Who Tried Suing Turtleboy Is Accused Of Raping This Drugged Client And Squatting In A Mansion Of A Dead Client That He Doesn’t Own

Remember that lawyer Brian Ponder who tried to sue us after we broadcasted his ridiculous letter threatening to sue Doherty High School? Well he’s being accused of raping a former client while conducting business out of the mansion of another dead client in which he is squatting.

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Back in September a Doherty High School football player named Michael Oppong made national headlines when he made up a story about being suspended by administration for taking a knee during the National Anthem before a football game that his team lost. Shortly after that Doherty High School was flooded with threatening emails and calls from around the country, after black lives matter terrorists like Shaun King organized an online lynch mob and profited off of this student’s lie. One of the people who jumped on board was New York attorney Brian Ponder, who sent this to the school:



After we called him out on his shenanigans, Brian Ponder actually sent Turtleboy an email, threatening to sue us for writing about his threatening letter to the high school.


We sent him a link to the blog just so he could see how badly he humiliated himself. No response.

Well, he’s back!! And this time he’s trying to make a name for himself by urging the police to arrest Ronald Gasser for shooting Joe McKnight during an incident involving road rage. Little did he know that Gasser was already arrested when he gave this interview on the Michaela Pereira show in California:


This guy LOVES to get involved with things he has nothing to do with. He’s just that bored, because apparently no one wants to hire him and thus he has nothing but time to kill. Last week he even proudly bragged about the letter he sent President-Elect Donald Trump, which I’m SURE Trump will be reading:


Not the first time he’s gone after Trump. In 2015 he sued Donald Trump on behalf of his client, who was “cybersquatting” on a domain name that was eerily similar to Trump’s. He lost and Brian Ponder called the decision to dismiss, “very disappointing.”

Dude loves sending letters. Like the one he sent to Cosmopolitan Magazine after they referred to the Kardashians as the “first family” instead of the Obamas:


In the meantime he’s making sure that deadbeats don’t have to pay back their lenders:


Anyway, as you can see with the video above in which he is going to bat for Joe McKnight, the guy likes to carry on like he’s some sort of crusader for social justice. But as we pointed out in our blog about him, he has some serious accusations made against him on Ripoff Report:


We never really followed up with this because he just kind of disappeared. But now that he’s back in the spotlight his accuser has come forward and reached out to Turtleboy Sports to tell us her side of the story. Her name is Britt Stillwell, and here’s part of the email she sent us today:

I’m writing in response to an article you all wrote in Sept. about Brian Ponder. ( I wrote the Ripoff report you all referenced in your September article). May you please consider writing an updated version to this article. For the following reasons:

This week Brian was on HLN for starting a petition to get charges filed in the death of a slain NFL’r…. As you all know, Brian is known for threatening people with lawsuits. You’d think he was an upstanding citizen the way he threatens to invoke the law. But the truth is, Brain deserves to be behind bars. He’s a rapist. A criminal. A fraud.

After learning of Brian’s efforts to see justice in the Joe McKnight case, it made me revisit my own pursuit of justice… I recently posted about 15 videos on my IG (bmfs_08) mostly recordings of Brian justifying raping me; The video of me bound and intoxicated is also posted and more. Brian lied under oath and filed false police reports, all to coerce me to redact my allegations against him…

Anyhow, I dont have a huge platform so I feel like my story wont reach anyone who could help me secure justice.  After checking out the videos on my IG, my hope is that my story will be of interest to you. Perhaps people will read about the monster Brian is and demand that I receive justice too.

Pretty serious allegations. But did she have any sort of evidence to back them up? Of course she did:

“Here’s the link to me bound and being sexually abused. Brian recorded the incident. I was so intoxicated that I had no idea this happened to me. It wasn’t until the next day when I complained of severe anal pain that Brian told me about the recording.”


That’s one of the most disturbing videos we’ve ever seen. That woman was tied up and clearly in pain. But instead of getting her help all those pieces of human garbage around her are laughing at her, recording her, and one seems to be operating a device that is causing even more pain. Clearly the woman in that video is not in any position to consent to sex. Obviously. And the fact that her lawyer of all people, whom she placed her trust in, allegedly had sex with her under those conditions, is insane. But she had more:

“In this link Brian is trying to get me to redact my statements in exchange for his continual representation of me”:


“Here, Brian justifies having sex with me after the party (where Im tied up and intoxicated)”:


“Here Brian’s dad is trying to coerce me into redacting my statements”:


Here’s a link to the filed complaint. According to the complaint, Brian Ponder is operating illegally out of his “office” in this Bedminster, NJ mansion:


We say “illegally” because his business is registered in Georgia, which would make it illegal for him to conduct business or practice law out of the state of New Jersey.

Here’s the best part – according to the complaint, this is not really his home. He’s actually squatting there after ripping off a former client who ended up dying. Remember his tweet from above about helping people get rid of debt? That apparently is his specialty. And in doing so he would find people who were getting foreclosed on, contact them, and say he could help them save their house. He’d ask them to deed the property over to him and then he’d charge them rent. Then he never paid the mortgage and people lost their house.

Well, the guy who is listed as the owner of this mansion is John A. Rocco, who died in 2014. In 2012 an employee at his now defunct insurance brokerage firm was sentenced to 7 years in prison for using her position to steal millions of dollars. The article on this does not state if this is the reason that John A. Rocco fell into hard financial times, but it’s certainly QUITE the coincidence if it’s not. Either way he retained Brian Ponder’s services (a lawyer who advertises as himself as someone who can help you avoid debt collectors) and Brian Ponder squats there now.

Brittany Stillwell is currently a nurse who is taking the NY bar exam, and wants to practice law. According to the filed complaint Brian Ponder hired her to work in his law office (at the mansion). He didn’t pay her and she sued him for her wages. Brian Ponder never answered so she can finish off that case and get a judgment.

Obviously we wanted to get Brian Ponder’s side of the story because we’re just fair and balanced like that. But after asking him about the alleged rape:


He immediately declined comment by blocking us:


So yea, this guy is the shadiest, most fucked up sleazeball we’ve ever written about. And I mean that. We’ve profiled a lot of asshats on Turtleboy Sports, but this guy takes the dickbag cake. He prays on the vulnerable. He writes letters to pretty much anyone involved in a high profile story, hoping to make a name for himself, which is exactly what he’s doing with Joe McKnight. Of course he can’t practice law in most of these states so he hands them off to a real attorney and takes his finder’s fee. He also admittedly has sex with clients, films them in a deadly state of intoxication, and allegedly even raped this woman and tried to intimidate her to cover it up. We DARE this pussy to try to sue us again. We look forward to laughing in his face and continuing to humiliate him until he is behind bars where he belongs.

We all need to stand up against sexual violence. The fact that this woman’s rapist is basically getting away with it because he’s an attorney cannot stand. We urge you to bombard him on Twitter and on Facebook. Hell, even tweet at Michaela Pereira to let her know about the scumbag she just had on her show. This guy wants to be famous. Let’s help him become Turtleboy famous.



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34 Comment(s)
  • Maggie the Cat
    December 11, 2016 at 7:26 am

    Turtleboy, you should (must) send all this information to all the law enforcement agencies covering any place in which any of Ponder’s crimes were committed. I suggest you send this info to the Georgia State Police, the New Jersey State Police, the New York State Police, the New York City Police, the Bedminster, NJ Police, and, considering that some of these crimes may have involved crossing state lines, the FBI.

    When you do send the info, do be sure to tell all these agencies that hundreds of people in Massachusetts read your blog and therefore will know if they have done their duty to deal with these crimes. Let’s teach this guy that YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE TURTLE!

  • Britt S
    December 7, 2016 at 11:47 pm

    Thank you all so much for your support. Unfortunately, I don’t know how I felt because I have no recollection. But since I did not consent and was not aware of what was being done to me, I’d have to argue that the experience was not pleasurable. It’s also not apparent to me what the machine is doing to me in the video. It’s very possible that I’m being sodomized , which would explain the severe anal pain I experienced afterward.

    As far as the people in the video, I’m not sure what to think. I do remember arriving in the hotel room and the only thing sexual was the porn playing in the background. The woman sitting next to me was actually tied up with another woman when I first entered the party. I’m not into bondage so it just seemed odd. They were fully clothed and bound. It just didn’t make sense to me. The party seemed like a meet and greet for swingers. People were having casual conversation and getting to know each other – nothing sexually explicit.

    Although the party was a lifestyle party, which is code for swinging, it wasn’t that type of party. It was rather bland from what I recall. Not sure when I became disrobed and bonded, or when the atmosphere changed. For the record, I’m not a swinger, but I attend parties like that for the same reason I enjoy strip clubs and porn – I just enjoy watching. It’s all interesting to me. Ive never had the gaul (or desire) to be so sexually uninhibited in front of others. I do admire anyone who can. Sex has always been something I’ve never really been good at, so awkward bystander has always been my role. I mention that only because I don’t want people to think that just because I attended a lifestyle party, I consented to being sexually assaulted and raped.

  • NoseFace
    December 7, 2016 at 5:43 pm

    Alllllrighty. …..welp, to me it sure seemed as though she was on a sybian sexual device thingy and that dude was controlling the vibration etc…basically those weren’t screams of pain . But either way…weird and wrong to wake up with a sore asshole and not remember why.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      December 7, 2016 at 8:29 pm

      I concur, look at the “attachments” in the background. They match exactly to items on the website. (google sybian) There’s also a stool and floor mat DELUXE option that match perfectly. I heard enough Howard Stern to know that device can make a girl sound like she’s being tortured, but in reality it’s pure pleasure. Now the question if she gave consent is an entirely different subject.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        December 7, 2016 at 9:01 pm

        I did have a good giggle when the writer wrote she was screaming in pain, lol. It was innocently cute.

        If she was drunk then I would say they took advantage. Listening to her phone call recordings, it seems like he’s watching his tongue when answering her questions. I’m going to assume no consent.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 7, 2016 at 5:32 pm

    Somebody needs to go to this fuckstick’s twitter page and tweet this story to every one who follows this asshole. I’m going to lead the charge here with my @GuyStumpman account. This fucker will be stumpfucked by the time I’m done with him.

    Update…I hit every one of his 224 followers with the link to this story. My acctbwill probably get suspended for this, but I don’t give a flying fuck.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      December 7, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      I have yet to make a twitter. I was inspired since the guitar dick picture but you know… Procrastination… lol

    • BobnMic
      December 8, 2016 at 3:35 am

      Well at least you did something right in your useless existence of a life Turd breath. Or at least you said you did. But your overly melodramatic response to this agreed egregious incident is in and of itself a red flag all day long. I bet you were loving these sick fucking videos weren’t you. Spanking the monkey while dropping a deuce. Then reposting a picture of said deuce on the fucking internet like only a sick fuck would do.

      You fit the evil profile. Anybody with half a brain can see right through your bullshit. All you have to do is read some of the 7 or 8 different blogs that you spend all day and night on and come to the realization that you are one sick motherfucker. A real winner you are.

      “This is the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.” Do you really believe that people in here are that fucking stupid? Really? This is your world asshole. Sick shit like that. All of a sudden you are a re-born regular normal person? Nice try assfuck. No – really – nice try. Most ignore you I am sure anyway.

      Prayers for Miss Stillwell. And that is for real. None of this “the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen” absolute utter bullshit from assholes like you in here Turd. This. type. of. insanity. is. your. world. You really do crack me up and if anybody is fooled by you they are more foolish. But this I have faith in that this is not the case.

      • Facts only
        December 8, 2016 at 5:49 am

        BobnMic is a LIAR!

      • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
        December 8, 2016 at 7:18 am

        I’ve been to many of Brian Ponder’s sex parties, but he never used one of those sybian device on me. He and his friends rented a jackhammer from Home Depot and went to town on my back door while I gave all the guys at the party a nice long blumpkin. I must tell you that the cold water back splashing into my face when the deuce drops is very refreshing.

        • BobnMic's Blow Up Wife
          December 8, 2016 at 7:30 am

          Why don’t you ever bring me to any of these parties honey? Did you ever stop to think that maybe your 2 inch penis does absolutely nothing for me and that the only reason I even stay with you is because of your sweet welfare benefits?

      • BobnMic's Gerbil
        December 8, 2016 at 7:25 am

        Those swinger parties bobnmic takes me too were quite scary at first. If you can imagine being in a 6 hour long constant earthquake, you’ll have a general idea of what it was like for me when that jackhammer was first inserted into his rectum. But I got over my fear after a couple of times and now it’s like riding the best roller coaster you could ever imagine. What a rush! And I must say that brian had an excellent assortment of snacks for me to munch on too. Much better than the box of stale Hartz treats bobnmic keeps around the house to keep luring me back into his fudge tunnel.

      • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
        December 8, 2016 at 7:28 am

        I wanted so badly to spank my monkey while watching this video, but I misplaced my tweezers again.

        • BobnMic
          December 8, 2016 at 9:34 am

          Turd – you are a sick fuck and NOT in a good way. The more I out you the more sick you get. Right to the 4th grade caliber style of na na na na.

          And not a knock on 4th graders just illustrating your level of mentality and maturity which is alarmingly obtuse. You’re just way too easy.

          • You suck at life
            December 8, 2016 at 9:45 am

            What did you out? I see this big long “You look like… I bet you did…” post. You’re clown shoes Bobbie… Give it up. You’re embarrassing yourself.

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 8, 2016 at 1:45 pm

        Man…you know which 7 or 8 blogs I post on and you go read all my comments at those sites? That crystal meth must be really good if you’re that obsessed with what I’m posting on blogs other than Turtleboy. What do you do…google turd burglestein and visit every result that comes back? You must. What a sad pathetic existence you lead…up all night smoking your glass dick pipe, googling turd burglestein, getting totally cucked here by me and all the other commenters, smashing your fists in futility on your keyboard, then finally passing out at 5:30am only to repeat this same process day after day? You really need to get a life.

        • BobnMic
          December 8, 2016 at 1:56 pm

          I’m like a regular “Mr. Robot”… I can google, yahoo, bing, google, ask jeeves, bing, google, duck duck go, yahoo, bing, and google. I also know how to get Canadian viagra and Mexican qualudes. I also get that blue meth from Heisenberg… Jealous?

          • BobnMic
            December 8, 2016 at 2:02 pm

            I can do it too!!! Ho-lee Shit!!! Wanna see me kiss Curt Shilling’s ass?!?! Too late…

            It’s the SJWs / BLM / PC Patrol / You Hurt My Feelings – What About MY Feelings / You don’t agree with me so SHUT UP and stop talking – crowd that are spreading like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich on a piece of bread the size of this whole country.

            Clint Eastwood has an awesome video on Youtube, if you haven’t seen it already, called “Millennials – The Pussy Generation.” Clint still has it and always will.

            P.S. First time posting on your blog and I’m sure you’ve heard this a trillion times – but big fan #38 and nobody talks about that commercial you did just after you signed with the Red Sox when you were in full uniform thumbing on a highway presumably coming from Arizona and you had a line something to the effect of heading to Boston to end an 86 year curse. And damn it you did it.

            Now – Go unseat Pocahontas so the U.S. will fall back into balance and all be great again. Bob…

          • BobnMic
            December 8, 2016 at 2:32 pm

            And where does it say that I am a fucking no good coke head drug dealer and a proud piece of shit? Oh that’s right. It doesn’t does it. But hey knock yourself out. Yup I’m a Curt Schilling fan. Might as well nail me to the cross and crucify me. Keep digging though. You might find a post where I actually dropped an “F” bomb. OMG – What will the neighbors think?

          • BobnMic Is A Dickhead
            December 8, 2016 at 7:24 pm

            I’m such a dickhead.

      • Turd Burglestein
        December 8, 2016 at 1:48 pm

        Pssst…I own your brain knob bobber. I own every single cell of that pitiful little brain of yours. Except for the ones that Fiesty owns.

        • BobnMic
          December 8, 2016 at 1:59 pm

          I think Jennifer Lawrence is so smoking hot. To the point that if I sat that close to her I would no doubt have a combustion reaction accident in all it’s various forms which to include being on fire. Or something.

        • BobnMic
          December 8, 2016 at 2:16 pm

          Hey Turd good morning. Nice of you crawl out of bed at 2 o’clock in the afternoon. So this is the life of an unskilled, unemployable loser huh? Oh and thanks for the advice. I will do my level best to procure a life. Maybe I should also change my avatar to a morning smash as well? Maybe add in a little urine so I can really impress the chicks that pretend to be lawyers. Ya know – so I can be all sorts of hip and disgusting at the same time just like you.

          See – now that is it. I want to be just like a Turd. A piece of shit. Raw sewage. Man such goals. I’m nervous just thinking of the challenge that awaits me.

          And this brain owning thing? Give it up Bud. Get your own schtick. I not only own your brain and that little brain of the fake, but I also own the copyrights to said owning of anybody’s brain.

          • Paul Larson
            December 8, 2016 at 2:24 pm

            Bobbie still hasn’t hit rock bottom. He’s looking forward to it though, because he thinks there’s a rock there.

          • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
            December 8, 2016 at 5:09 pm

            I’ll never be able to hit the bottom of anything with this thing.

          • BobnMic's Tiny Penis
            December 8, 2016 at 5:12 pm

            Does anybody really believe that this is my tiny penis? It could just be that I’m really a woman with a protruding clitoris.

    • Talisman
      December 8, 2016 at 8:15 am

      Small price to pay. Thanks from those of us that that don’t do Twitter for stump thumping em for us.

  • Wwy
    December 7, 2016 at 5:02 pm

    Affirmative action a great injustice.

  • Turd Burglestein
    December 7, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    Holy fucking shit! I can’t even watch this shit…that’s how bad this is. Why isn’t this video in the hands of police right now and people being arrested over this shit? This is the most horrible thing I’ve ever seen.

  • Talisman
    December 7, 2016 at 4:56 pm

    So this shitbag’s Social Justice Crusade is highlighted by even more disturbing behavior. Can we all agree that he needs to expire from lead exposure? Just a few doses needed to properly ventilate him and allow the suppositories to take effect

  • Speechless
    December 7, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    I have no words for what I just watched in that video. It turned my stomach. Everyone there should be charged with rape as well.

  • KimberlyS
    December 7, 2016 at 2:54 pm

    All of those people in the video should be identified and charged. That’s unbelievable.

    Stay strong, Miss Stillwell.

  • High-test time
    December 7, 2016 at 2:45 pm

    No comment on this one. Don’t smoke marijuana, but after all of this. It came to mind instantly.

  • Paul Larson
    December 7, 2016 at 2:26 pm

    He’s a LOSER… I, however am a winner!! Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

    Worcester Telegram & Gazette

    Dear Mr. Larson,

    July 2, 2012


    Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
    Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

    Chris Sinacola
    Editor of the Editorial Pages

    Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

    Paul Larson

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