Lazy Lardo Won’t Get A Job Because It Will Interfere With His Art So His Girlfriend Has To Beg On Holliston Facebook Groups For Free Shit


It’s getting closer to Christmas time, which can only mean one thing – the online panhandling is about to ramp up!

Part of me feels bad that people are in this position. I understand life can kick you in the gibblets sometimes, and it’s hard to suck up your pride and ask for help. But they also have cell phones and access to Internet because…priorities.

My bigger issue is that this is her boyfriend:

He appears to consider himself some sort of photographer/musician/artist, and he’s not getting a job until he finds the right fit which will never, ever come.

He apparently made a post that he has since taken down claiming that he can’t work because of his “art practice.”

This girl appears to be at least 20 years younger than him.

Which I don’t have a problem with. My issue is that she’s obviously not very bright, thinks he’s some sort of catch because he lives in a house in Holliston, and he’s using her to e-beg on Facebook groups so this fat ass can avoid finding employment.

Here’s an idea Matty – instead of skateboarding, working on your blog post that no one’s gonna read, try applying for jobs that pay money so your girlfriend doesn’t have to beg strangers for shit that you should be providing.

It looks like he lives in house too, and there’s no shortage of fuel assistance programs that will help people stay warm in the winer. He just always has an excuse for why it’s not gonna work for him.

And I can’t say this for sure, but it sounds like he might’ve inherited the property.

Imagine inheriting a house and the only thing you had to pay for was heat and utilities and you still had to have your girlfriend shamelessly beg on the Holliston community page for you?

People like this always have someone defending their honor at first. If you DARE say something like this:

You get roasted alive for not being “compassionate.”

Ya see, there are a lot of good people in the world, and they want to relate to people who are having hard times in order to convince themselves that they’re good people. Lots of people offered to help.


But this what lazy fupasloths thrive off of – unlimited generosity. It’s like giving food to a bear. They’ll never learn how to fend for themselves if you keep feeding them. The best thing you can do is tell them to have some humility, shut up and get a job.


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61 Comment(s)
  • Normally I'd be against eugenics but this is an exception.
    November 16, 2019 at 12:02 am

    His art is a multidisiplinary obstical to getting into a none profit.
    Heez wikkid smartt with big wurdz.
    Absaloot jeenyus.

  • ElJefe72
    November 15, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    It’s a shame that he didn’t get that job at the none profit.

  • Get a Grip
    November 15, 2019 at 2:22 pm

    Wow some of the commentators here are nuts. Long winded rants about themselves is always a good indicator of an asshole.

  • Real_Finn
    November 15, 2019 at 1:00 pm

    He can’t get a job because the process is too overwhelming for him. His exact words from his Facebook :

    “I’ve been hanging out in a library applying to jobs…
    WTF has happened to the job application process? You have to spend like.. 20 minutes to apply to one job? And we are talking… everything from sorta… entry level up to…. idk wtf I’m looking at.
    Eventually I just gave up on the last one.. it was about 20 minutes and then… there was a problem where the site couldn’t confirm my address and for that reason wouldn’t send in my application… but it was my address… so it’s a problem with there system…
    I’m just feeling frustrated… I really just need a job fast.
    If anyone could help…. err I have this sorta old version of my resume hanging around… its an odd picture of it but it gives some indication of where I’m at.
    mean while… not electricity at home, nor gas.. .we are cooking by fire in the back yard… hard to know how to apply for jobs, or do much of anything….. I’m not sure how all this is going to work out.. but here’s this”

    He is a gigantic pile of steaming shit. Depending on the career, people are put through multiple interview processes, test-taking, background checks, etc. It sucks. It’s adulting. You do it when you want $.

    Get Fucked,

  • tim Fenton
    November 15, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    I LOVE pseudo-intellectual broke people. Had a neighbor like this when I was a kid. Dude is 62, had at least 62 jobs, talks this same kind of jive. Gets over on new people are rips them off. Can’t imagine helping people like this! Can’t you SENSE ANYTHING! What a state this is!

  • You can't write this stuff!
    November 15, 2019 at 11:39 am

    A man in his 40’s, riding a skateboard, with a shirt that says “Doing the right thing!” which is underlined, no less.

  • Evan Pew, Internet Lardas... err... BADASS
    November 15, 2019 at 11:06 am

    I see a picture on his FB page where it looks like he’s got some high end musical gear… Marshall and Fender amp, Gibson guitar… he should hock that shit on Craigslist, can probably get enough money to take care of his heat and utility issues…

  • socialists are lazy fuckers
    November 15, 2019 at 10:45 am

    Get a damn job you weak-ass poor excuse for a man.

  • Truth Dropper 01746
    November 15, 2019 at 10:28 am

    This crapshow was in my Boy Scout troop growing up during the mid to late ’80s. He was an out of control, violent child who obviously was being dumped on other people because his parents never disciplined him in any meaningful way. It got to the point that I had to pull him off other people and constantly fight with him because he simply had no way of controlling himself. The only reason he left the Troop is because I finally had to call his father directly and threaten legal action and/or arrest for his violence towards other kids.

    He’s always been a lazy, worthless POS who spent more time being the self-absorbed monster he is rather than trying to interact with the world around him. I’m more surprised he isn’t dead yet considering he hasn’t threatened the wrong person and got laid down for good. Someone needs to buy him a one way ticket to central Africa so he can learn about real hardship.

  • Gladys Gooright
    November 15, 2019 at 9:13 am

    They seem happy.

  • Mortgage guru
    November 15, 2019 at 7:07 am

    How many bedrooms does the house have? How many residents reside in the house?

  • Silencio Dogood
    November 15, 2019 at 2:42 am

    the guy? is gaining weight before? my eyes, every photo fatter than? the last. ?

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      November 15, 2019 at 7:51 am

      Benjamin Button but with shrimp and whale.

  • Realestatepup
    November 14, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    I don’t believe he is the sole heir of this house. His mother died in 2007 and leaves behind a sibling and an outstanding mortgage so that doesn’t go away with her passing. His father died in 2015. There appears to be no other liens on the house. Nor has there been a foreclosure complaint filed. So if I had to guess, his sister may very well be contesting the will, if there is one, and if not and this is a contentious probate process it could drag out.
    The sister could have a case if he lives there and neglects to heat the house, keep the water on, etc. He is certainly not currently the owner of record as of today.
    The lender with the outstanding mortgage could take up to three years before they get around to filing foreclosure, but like I said, there’s not even a complaint yet.
    Seems to me that someone has been paying the mortgage to keep the lender at bay.
    More questions, less answers.

  • Captain Trips
    Matts Next Door Neighbor
    November 14, 2019 at 8:32 pm

    I have to say that Matt has worked wonders on our local property values with the wonderful upkeep and updates he has done to the house his parents gave to him for free. With no mortgage, he has plenty of money, and he has been diligent in maintaining and updating the house! You think it looks good on the outside…you should see the miracles he has performed on the inside!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    November 14, 2019 at 8:13 pm

    His house looks nice; I see he has completed the fall cleanup. Nice new roof on it as well. And the well maintained and freshly painted brown cedar shakes? Nice work my man! Amazing what you can accomplish with all of your no job free time!

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      November 14, 2019 at 8:17 pm

      And the gutter above the garage? Nah, that doesn’t need any work. Looks fine.

      You the handyman!

    • Realestatepup
      November 14, 2019 at 9:29 pm

      Holliston aint cheap…even in fair condition, which this probably is, it’s worth 230-250K. The mortgage taken out in 2016 is for 150,000. So it’s still worth 100K more than what they currently owe. IF there was mortgage life insurance it will be paid, but it’s not showing discharged. FYI folks this is all public record anyone can look up.
      I guarantee the sister is contesting.

      • Captain Trips
        But....he's a Victim!
        November 15, 2019 at 9:21 am

        I think she is as well. His parents probably foolishly gave him the house because he’s the down on his luck ‘victim’ who just can’t win at life. His sister is probably a decent working person who got shut out by the perpetual victim brother. Happened in my family. The brother that refused to ever work got the house and lost it to tax foreclosure after not maintaining it and filling it with trash. The hard working, honest, decent siblings got shit.

  • Sell the House
    November 14, 2019 at 7:04 pm

    They could use all the money they spend on fast food and weed to pay their bills He could have gone to a college that prepares him for life and not a fairytale. But that would make sense

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    November 14, 2019 at 6:11 pm

    Anyone going to mention that slob’s Goofy tattoo?!

  • ??WhaWhaWha???? Doeeee.....
    November 14, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    Why does every sentence end With a question mark? Oh right Mattie has a college education? And mental illness? Welcome to life guys?

  • JoeMomma
    November 14, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    Wait till the “artist” gets his property tax bill.

    • poopship14
      November 14, 2019 at 7:09 pm

      In Holliston i would bet its at least 5k…..

      • Captain Trips
        Flip This House!
        November 14, 2019 at 8:35 pm

        He’ll lose the place to tax foreclosure. Seen it many times, especially on houses these people got for free.

        • Realestatepup
          November 14, 2019 at 9:30 pm

          property taxes on this house is $6511.41 per year.

  • Ken
    November 14, 2019 at 5:10 pm

    Turtle joy
    You wouldn’t have the balls to say that to the guy’s face
    He’d ruin you

    You’re a fucking coward

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      Crisco Cries
      November 14, 2019 at 5:37 pm

      Hahahaha says the fruit cake hiding behind a computer. Stfu and go jump in a river, ya puss made Bitch!

    • Spic Tormentor
      November 14, 2019 at 5:38 pm

      Matt looks like his body is made out of ricotta cheese and jello. The only thing he is going to ruin is the property value of his neighbors houses.

  • Spic Tormentor
    November 14, 2019 at 5:05 pm

    Hey Matt,

    I will pay all of your utilities and property taxes for the next 2 years if you lay that blob you call a girlfriend down in the middle of the street and ollie her. You can have as many tries as you want.


  • Lisa flood
    November 14, 2019 at 4:37 pm

    Stop begging and start legging it 2 job interviews. Obviously your art and music are not paying the bills and haven’t been for a long time you look like you’re in your forties. Get a job pay your bills and have some pride

  • drugs
    November 14, 2019 at 4:15 pm

    Substance abuse, it always is. This fatso has to pay 1,000 a month total and cannot do it. He has no rent so the money is going to drugs. That’s just science. Keeping his house heated is a waist of energy.

    • Lisa flood
      November 14, 2019 at 4:41 pm

      I love the waist comment, I think it as a shot at his fat ass . But, if it was a typo even better!!! .the internet knows he is a fat waste of ti ed and resources

  • ncfoothillbilly
    November 14, 2019 at 4:13 pm

    It appears youve plenty of trees behind the house, so try cutting some firewood; it would keep you warm at night and the exercise would do you some good, as well. Grow some weed, make some booze, build stuff to sell, but give up on the blogging, as youre barely literate enough to complete a sentence. You look to be in your 40s and youre riding a skateboard…theres a metaphor in there, somewhere.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 14, 2019 at 4:17 pm

      No, no, no do not grow cannabis! There are far too many people doing that already who kill fake plants. I’ve been growing since before it was cool. Its starting to give people like me a bad rap! Stay away from growing cannabis!

      • Growing bizz
        November 14, 2019 at 4:26 pm

        Growing has always been cool. It’s just that you were shielded from it. I’ve been growing since the 60’s and I am the 2nd generation to do so. Growing cannabis has always been ‘cool’ to the cool segment.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        November 14, 2019 at 4:37 pm

        Well, I cant disagree about the cannabis since the price has come way down from the ‘old days’ but too many are growing ‘hydro’ shit full of chems. Dirt, sun, fish emulsion, horse shit, etc were, at one time, staples of proper growing (or, so Ive been told). He could always try his hand at mushrooms or growing poppies for the heroin junkies. My point was that he needs to be creative in his efforts, rather than being a fat, lazy, ‘skateboarder’. He could, also, try growing his own food. Our ancestors lived off the land and were better for it.

        • Christopher Lettiere
          November 14, 2019 at 4:50 pm

          The farm can live without the city, but the city cannot live without the farm.


          • ncfoothillbilly
            November 14, 2019 at 5:30 pm

            Indeed, homesteading is very rewarding.

        • Christopher Lettiere
          November 14, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    November 14, 2019 at 4:06 pm

    I have a few kerosene heaters I can give you. I’ll even deliver them. The trick to make sure they work is. put them all over your house, fire those puppies up on full, make sure you close all the windows and put plastic over them as well as any doors you have (it keeps the draft out). You want to make sure no fresh air can get in at all! then you both as fucking gross as it is, get naked, lay in bed together. then drift off into a deep sleep. You will be as warm as 2 pigs in a blanket!

    • Nice Guy
      November 14, 2019 at 6:34 pm

      That’s a really nice comment. I’m sure you’re a real quality person who always helps others. You piece of shit

      • JJ@AOL.COM
        November 14, 2019 at 8:17 pm

        Actually I’m a great guy who helps people all the time, just not people like this. I dont fall for the internet scams like you. I have common sense and I’m not a sheep, But hey, if you want to talk, list all your good deeds! Right thought so! now stfu and go do something to help them. If not you’re a hypocrite and a peice of shit your self! What a quality person you are huh? Fake outrage over a comment! Off you fuck back into mommys basement!

        • JJ sucks
          November 14, 2019 at 8:31 pm

          “Nice Guy” is right. You’re a turd, JJ. You try way too hard to be “shocking”. The “Mommy’s Basement” is old. If you have to say you’re a “great guy” – you’re probably not.

          • JJ Does Suck
            November 15, 2019 at 12:04 pm

            JJ is a grown man who grows and smokes marijuana. So he’s obviously a quality person. He’s a joke with his arrogance and bullshit. This blog where he comment freely and without the fear of actually having to face anyone is his entire existence

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          November 15, 2019 at 1:20 pm

          Nope, I will never shut the fuck up and there is fuck all you can do about it! Now go stand in the corner. I’m living rent free in your mind pussy boi!
          Hahahaha how does it feel to have no control over what I or others say. I can tell it really gets under your skin hahaha what a bitch, go cry about it. No one can or will ever make me shut up. You might be bigger and badder, there is always someone who is but, I will never shut up for you or anyone. Who knows you could be the toughest person on this planet for all I know but the fact is, I will never shut up even if you are tougher and could beat me up lmao. I will never shut up, you could beat me too a pulp. I’ll still laugh and smile and run my mouth! You know why? Because I can and I will and there is nothing you can do or anyone else can do to make me shut up. I will run my mouth till my last breath you pussy! From my experience with these blogs its always the person who is blogged about who comes here and picks fights with people who talk shit about them. So, instead of trying and putting so much effort into telling someone on the internet to shut the fuck up. Why dont you focus that time and effort into your worthless life, you’re a loser and always will be a loser. You were born a loser with nothing and die a loser with nothing! I will say whatever I want to say and there is nothing you or anyone can do about it BITCH BOI. Go cry some more over the fact you have no control over other people! Dont you have more e begging to do ya fat old crusty loser. Hahahahaha o please JJ will you shut he fuck up? Umm, how about no. Pound sand you cuck!

          I’m living rent free in your mind #winning 🙂

          • Real_Finn
            November 15, 2019 at 2:14 pm

            Take a breath and a sedative. Why the fuck do you care?

  • Starving artist? Really?
    November 14, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Definition of poor in the U.S.

    Morbid obesity
    Active cell phone/internet access
    Inherited house
    Endless leisure time + hobbies
    College diploma

    My definition

    You’re not poor!

  • Dick LaBone
    November 14, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    These two suffer from mental illness? No fucking way!

  • Real_Finn
    November 14, 2019 at 3:56 pm

    He’s practically a genius. I can’t believe no one has offered him a job in “cognative science”.

    Maybe she can return some of her tattoos for $ – they’re terrible.

    Get Fucked,

  • Y
    November 14, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Man The Fuck Up, you giant fupasloth!

  • Corky
    November 14, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Walmart and Target will hire full blown mentally retarded people who cant even do simple math. Walk in any major department store, and there are signs all over the place saying NOW HIRING in big ass bold letters. There is no excuse for ANYONE to not have a job now a days.

    • JJ@AOL.COM
      November 14, 2019 at 4:12 pm

      O00ooo La Dee, 00oo0Oo0 La Daa, Life go’s on, on. La, Laaa, Laaaa, Life gos on.

      O00ooo La Dee, 00oo0Oo0 La Daa, Life go’s on, on. La, Laaa, Laaaa, Life gos on.

      O00ooo La Dee, 00oo0Oo0 La Daa, Life go’s on, on. La, Laaa, Laaaa, Life gos on.

      • Macca
        November 14, 2019 at 4:38 pm

        Oh bladi, oh-blada, life goes on…

        Ya daft tosser!

        • JJ@AOL.COM
          November 14, 2019 at 5:34 pm

          All the down votes today. This is not possible unless it’s the same person that keeps refreshing the page and doing it all on their own. Its science!
          I’ve said worse and never had so many down votes. Me thinks someone is mad! Instead of putting all that effort into down voting our awesome posts try putting that effort into finding a job, you tub of crisco.

          • JJ is a whiny bitch
            November 14, 2019 at 8:12 pm

            STFU – maybe you’re just a douche. That’s it!

          • JJ@AOL.COM
            November 15, 2019 at 11:19 am

            Wow you’re super edgy arnt ya! A real bad ass on a computer. Hahahaha you just made me lol. You sound so angry and seems like you have issues with control. I see you’re the pot who often calles the kettle black! I will not stfu and there is nothing you can do about it! Come make me stfu, I bet you couldn’t!

            However, you’re entitled to your opinion but when giving said opinion dont be a hypocrite.
            You say I’m a whiny bitch in your comment about my comment. Only to look like a whiny bitch your self!
            Truth is, you wouldn’t say that in person toughie! Poor little incel who has no control over what others say. so tries to make a funny by calling someone a whiny bitch while being the whiny bitch them self. Dont take your mommy issues out on me! It’s not my fault that she turned you into a hypocritical whiny bitch, ya whiny little bitch.

            There is nothing you can do about it, you have no control over what I say or anyone else! I can see its eating you up inside based on your comment 🙂 and based on your comment in it’s own, I can already tell the type of person you are. You are a nothing, a no one, just a little chump behind a phone or computer. Probably the type of person who hates the police. The type of person who runs their mouth like a tough guy until someone wants to kick your head in, then turns around and calls the police. People like you are a dime a dozen. They usually dont accomplish very much in life.
            Just sad bitter people who have control issues.

            Hey, have your self a great weekend and be safe out there. You never know who is who in this world. The people who you have thoughts about in your mind whoever it may be, while thinking you’re tough, might just be a person who would strangle the life out of you. Keep that in mind before you come across a person one day and write a check you cant cash! It’s one thing in the safe confined’ of your moms basement but a whole different ballgame in the real world. Like I said, you never know who is who tough stuff!

          • JJ’s Butt hurts
            November 15, 2019 at 12:18 pm

            Will you please just shut the fuck up. You’re not going to do anything to anyone. With your keyboard heroics you are an embarrassment
            It clearly bothers you to be called out. Look at that long crybaby rant

          • JJ is Falling Apart
            November 15, 2019 at 12:52 pm

            WTF is wrong with you dude? You’re coming apart at the seams. Man the fuck up. To quote finn : GET FUCKED jerkoff!

  • hartf811
    Hart Ford
    November 14, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    Some body once told me the world was gonna roll me; I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed……….with her fingers and her thumb in the shape of an “L” on her forehead.
    Natural selection was made for these losers. Fortunately freezing to death is painless. If it starts to hurt you’re doing it wrong!

  • Not A Sucker
    November 14, 2019 at 3:49 pm

    “There’s a sucker born every second.”

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