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Lazy Napa Valley Register Publishes One Sided Hit Piece Filled With Lies About My Reporting On Scam Artist Ratchet Mom Kylie Kirkpatrick

 

Our stories on Kylie Kirkpatrick have finally caught the attention of the local media in California. But the problem is the story they published today is filled with lies, so here’s my rebuttal to it on TB Daily News.

 

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64 Comment(s)
  • Ron Swanson
    January 6, 2020 at 1:33 pm

    History started July 4, 1776.

    Everything before that was a mistake.

  • The office of European Fecal Standards and Measurements in Zurich
    January 5, 2020 at 7:04 pm

    Her bush is most likely a filled to capacity fly strip.
    Then again on second thought,there might be a hog
    downstairs instead.

  • Judge dread
    January 5, 2020 at 5:13 pm

    So according to zerohedge Iranian put out a $80 million dollar bounty on DJT.

    I say bring it on, he’s surrounded by 250 body guards. If one of their operatives gets in and takes a shot, it look like the Reagan assassination attempt. One shot fired, principal is secured and put in a limo.secret service suddenly reveal uzi sub machine guns, and the suspect is contained while the surrounding area is covered by u know the guys who uzis out of their suit jackets.

    Bring it on, bitch. You will pay.

    • Judge dread
      January 5, 2020 at 5:24 pm

      This was 40 years ago. I can’t imagine the shit secret service has going on. Fucking with President is the last thing u want to do, regardless of politics.

  • God Loves Who More?
    January 5, 2020 at 2:44 pm

    Unc did you hear your beloved Pat’s lost? Are you sad? Did you cry? God loves you less…

    • Jewmerica
      January 6, 2020 at 12:18 am

      TB and the pedojew’s will be back when kraft fixes his child trafficking business. Go Rapetriots!!!

  • Judge dread
    January 5, 2020 at 1:36 pm

    Exposed tit tats. That’s all I need to know. In my experience sluts have tit tats so you can look at them while fucking them, inner leg tats while ur eating them out, or back tats / trampstamps to look at while you doggy style. Bitches that have these will fuck anyone, and they waste no time in finding someone else to occupy their tampon tunnel.

    They’re insecure “I’m terrified to be alone” hoe bags.she doesn’t surprise me is engaging in this activity. The Millennials That all tat’d Up will regret it once hey are around 40, when they are looked down as a bunch of trash hoes that been around the block 12 times and probably have kids no one wants.

    • Judge dread
      January 5, 2020 at 1:42 pm

      I have no problem with sleeves or arm tats. But tit tats, inner thigh tats, and back tats, are the sign of a serious hoe bag.

      • Tat for attention
        January 6, 2020 at 12:21 am

        Really? All tats are attention seeking behavior you must have one,lol. You kids are funny.

        • Judge dread
          January 6, 2020 at 1:28 am

          I agree with you. The only tat I would ever get is the molecular structure of Dimethyltryptamine

  • Thanks Obama
    January 5, 2020 at 1:07 pm

    Iran offering $80 million reward for Trumps head. They still have millions of Obamas quid pro quo money left over.
    Cant wait for Trump to turn pave “paradise” into a parking lot.
    Bye bye iran.

    • Thanks Obama
      January 5, 2020 at 1:28 pm

      I also can’t wait to get ass-fucked by my big black boyfriend tonight!

      I call him Obama, and as always, thanks Obama!

    • Thanks Obama
      January 5, 2020 at 1:56 pm

      Which is to say nothing of my old boyfriend, Abdul Bin Muhammed. I swear to Allah he was hung like a baby bull.

      I used to let him establish the caliphate anywhere he wanted it!

      • Mr. Fecal Play
        January 5, 2020 at 8:16 pm

        This is what a triggered dick sucker sounds like in all his posts. Your boy was blasted to shit and now you can shove his ring finger up your azz

      • Mr. Fecal Play
        January 5, 2020 at 9:04 pm

        Hey I have to skip, I have to go pick up my mom in Nubian Square, I will probably have something good to post when we get back.

  • JimmyBooms
    January 5, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Uncle TB you must know about the whole teaching sign language drama at a NAPA college. I haven’t ready anything about that yet maybe its Mondays blog idk

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    January 5, 2020 at 12:23 pm

    Lunch shaming is the most pressing issue of our time! To deny children these delicious, healthy, Michelle Obama inspired meals is a travesty!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Eat The Children
      January 5, 2020 at 9:05 pm

      It’s not Lunch Shaming, it’s Climate Crisis. We only have a few months left! We need to eat the babies!

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Greta
      January 5, 2020 at 9:15 pm

      You have stolen my dreams and my childhood with your lunch shaming. And yet I’m one of the lucky ones. People are suffering. People are dying. Entire ecosystems are collapsing. We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth. How dare you!

  • Judge dread
    January 5, 2020 at 12:10 am

    Are you surprised? It’s fucking Cali. These idiots just voted on having a 55 gallon day water ration. Seriously look this up. It means you can’t do a load of laundry and shower in the same day.

  • randiguy2006
    Lolz
    January 4, 2020 at 9:53 pm

    Are you jealous she actually makes money being a journalist without begging for donations and constantly getting sued?

    Hey did you get the Callahan gig?

  • ChipChipperson
    January 4, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    “The Register was never able to find any evidence that the original story about the lunch donation was not true”

    You can’t prove a negative, stupid. There’s no evidence Ms Kirkpatrick isn’t a 1000-year-old vampire either. How about this, was there any evidence the original story WAS true?

  • Jewmerica
    January 4, 2020 at 4:59 pm

    That’s a face only a Jewish mother could love.

  • THEN TRUMP WILL ANNIHILATE
    January 4, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Let the sand14iggers in iran retaliate. The peaceful beheaders will meet their fate.

    • THEN TRUMP WILL ANNIHILATE
      January 4, 2020 at 5:03 pm

      This may be off topic, but does anybody know where I can get a good ass-fucking?

      Ideally, a registered Democrat, that’s what I’m used to.

      • Vote for Pete ButtFuck
        January 4, 2020 at 5:59 pm

        You fishing again Democrat.

        • THEN TRUMP WILL ANNIHILATE
          January 4, 2020 at 6:33 pm

          I don’t know who Pete Buttfuck is, but with that name, I would like to meet him, like, tonight.
          Just what I’m after – hook it up bruh!

          • AllahAhkbarCockSuckBar
            January 4, 2020 at 8:34 pm

            You know who buttfuck is you filthy camel jockey.
            Maybe you can meet up with another muslim bath house Barry

          • AllahAhkbarCockSuckBar
            January 4, 2020 at 9:04 pm

            I’m just kidding, Pete Buttfuck is my dad.

          • One For Each Hostage In 1979
            January 4, 2020 at 9:39 pm

            52 Targets. Cant wait for sand faggots to stsrt some shit.

          • One For Each Hostage In 1979
            January 4, 2020 at 9:45 pm

            I also can’t wait to take it up the ass tonight from my big black boyfriends.

          • Trump Giving Muscum Dirt Naps
            January 5, 2020 at 8:43 am

            I bet you enjoy black hog you filthy sodomite.

          • Trump Giving Muscum Dirt Naps
            January 5, 2020 at 8:53 am

            I know I do!

          • Wipe Sodomites Out
            January 5, 2020 at 9:56 am

            Bombs away

          • Wipe Sodomites Out
            January 5, 2020 at 12:49 pm

            I take that back – me and my father sodomize all the time!

            My mom too, when she straps it on!

          • Go Trump Go
            January 5, 2020 at 1:03 pm

            Typical liberal “family”
            You must be proud.
            Trumps winning triggers libturds like you.

    • Uncle Cnn
      January 4, 2020 at 5:34 pm

      Yes bone spur is a dangerous soldier,the only ones who care are the ptsd heads that lost Iraq and Afghanistan. Then the always truthful Jew news Americans want to be led to the ovens, Hitler did a good job killing terrorists in his own country.

      • Uncle Cnn
        January 4, 2020 at 6:18 pm

        Also, I am a fecal freak, and so is my mom, and if anybody wants to join us later behind the dumpsters of the Aurburn Mall, please do.

        Ideally halftime.

        • Jewmerica
          January 4, 2020 at 9:10 pm

          I’m into that – I’m there!

          Bringing my parents too, a fivesome!

    • Go Trump Go
      January 5, 2020 at 1:30 pm

      Does anybody have any dicks for me and my mom to suck on?

      Reach out please, we do good work.

      • 52 Targets
        January 5, 2020 at 8:20 pm

        Your one of Trumps 52 yeargets. Better get all that dick sucking in now like your muslim scumbag pinky ring boy who was blown to bits

      • 52 Targets
        January 5, 2020 at 9:14 pm

        My mom could suck 52 dicks I bet. Just thought I would share that along with all my other stupid posts!

        God, I mean Allah, I am such an asshole!

  • Corinth Arkadin
    January 4, 2020 at 3:48 pm

    What the fuck in is the nose? A fucking root or a half eaten Slim Jim?

  • WeRFucked
    January 4, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    Tattoos. She’s searching for something she won’t find with those. Enough said. Increase the medication and loose weight. That beats the temporary satisfaction you get when the ink is dry.

  • BucketNutz
    BucketNutz
    January 4, 2020 at 12:14 pm

    Key fact at the center of this:
    “Pain killer addiction 10 years ago”.
    Go get her TB. So sick of these junkie maggots, especially the ones that hide behind children.

  • What A Loser
    January 4, 2020 at 10:58 am

    She couldn’t be anymore unattractive and nasty. She is manipulating the weak media to make money off her asshole kid. Thanks usually don’t bad mouth kids but he’s clearly an asshole just like the mother. Where is the Dad? Why isn’t he in the picture?

    • Captain Trips
      Say No to Nogs
      January 4, 2020 at 12:37 pm

      Dad was a black guy with the last name ‘Kyote’.

      Figure it out.

    • Jack
      At least 6
      January 4, 2020 at 1:00 pm

      How’s things at the nursing home? Do they ever take your online privileges away?

  • nosejizz
    January 4, 2020 at 10:38 am

    Thats some nasty spunk dripping from its nose!

  • BWC
    January 4, 2020 at 10:37 am

    My anaconda don’t. Want. None. Unless you’ve got. Buns. Hun.

  • DrPhil
    January 4, 2020 at 10:36 am

    I think it’s Dr. Phil time. I’d love to see that righteous fupa humiliated by you and him.

  • I
    January 4, 2020 at 9:54 am

    In today’s culture, far too many people are competing in a “look at how virtuous and self-righteous I am because I donate to strangers!” race to prove to everybody else’s that they are holier than Jesus Christ. Always making sure someone is watching or they break out a megaphone to announce it.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      January 4, 2020 at 10:08 am

      Way too much of social media is basically just virtue signalers or victims, i.e. attention whores.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 4, 2020 at 8:53 am

    She’s a California liberal and the Register is run by the same. She could kill 6 million people and the NVR wouldn’t report it.

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    January 4, 2020 at 8:35 am

    Wow, when most people get called out they just lay low until the attention blows over, but this chick is doubling down. She must be super greedy or psychotic, or both. Apparently she doesn’t realize that the longer she continues this bullshit the worse it’s going to end for her. It fucking sucks that all the media outlets are choosing to believe her when there is proof of the scam, but they don’t want to be called out as the gullible idiots that they are. The NVR couldn’t find any proof that the kid DIDN’T pay off the lunch debt. Who the fuck doesn’t realize you can’t prove a negative?

  • Cheesmo
    January 4, 2020 at 7:55 am

    The kid looks like he wants to suck a dick
    The mother is a hideous fat cunt

    California dreaming

  • The Kid is a Fag
    January 4, 2020 at 7:05 am

    Flock of Seagulls haircut and weird fake smile.

  • That guy, you know the one...
    January 4, 2020 at 5:58 am

    I’d probably still hit it. Good for a blowey, anyway.
    Lose the french fry, though.
    Eat it or give it to the dog, whatever.

    Q: Why do bigguns give more head?
    A: Cuz they’re hungry.

    • Dildoe Faggen
      January 5, 2020 at 2:41 pm

      Bigguns? That sir is uggins and will make your pee burn and turn to a soupy green consistency if you enter without one of the seven cock rings of power.

  • She's racist
    January 4, 2020 at 5:55 am

    Got to love how she turns straight to the race card once she’s in trouble. Why am I not surprised? Too predictable.

  • WTF?
    January 4, 2020 at 4:48 am

    What the fuck is that growing out of her nose?

    • Just sayin'...
      January 4, 2020 at 6:12 am

      She just finished giving a humjob to the driver of the Idaho Potato Truck and got the angry dragon treatment.

  • AyzeeSwift
    January 4, 2020 at 2:21 am

    Aweeee. What’s the matter Kylie? Is your cunt-flap infection causing your warts to burn? Party is ova… No more Cardi B concerts for you . Now get back to work. Door Dash needs you more than the people you “@” all day everyday. Ya juicy garbage juice extravaganza.

    You’re an Amanda Sawyer in the making. Before ya know it…. You’ll be playing ref while making Ryan clean your bed bugs.

  • Karl Malden
    January 4, 2020 at 12:50 am

    I want my nose back.
    What a cunt.

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