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Three topics on the agenda today that Uncle Turtleboy is passionate about:
1. The Celtics are going to win the NBA Champioship this year, and LeBron is officially dead in the Eastern Conference.
2. This stripper cop from Shirley and her sugar daddy, wannabe gangsta elderly selectman boy toy, have made this town the most corrupt town in the state.
3. Facebook is fucked. Taking down our pages because our profile picture supported murdered Yarmouth cop Sean Gannon was the final straw. They will be BEGGING us for mercy and we will not rest until Mark Zuckerberg’s kids have to go to public school.
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Try Adblock Plus if you can’t take pop ups. I expect Turtleboy doesn’t want us using it but if the pop ups are killing you so badly try it. I have no problems with the site. Firefox, Tor, and Safari have easily adjustable settings that will fix your issues. You complain that you have to scroll to get to comments. The reason is that the blogs are chock full of content. Jeez.
It’s not only the ads that are the problem. What sucks is that font is so big it’s unreadable so we don’t get to read the content. We miss out on half the story. And then we went to express our frustration in hopes of it getting fixed. And we have to spend forever trying to do that. It begins to get annoying. I know I look forward to reading this blog, but lately it has become A real pain in the ass.
Your website fucking sucks again, can’t click on anything without pop-ups. How hard is it to get this right? One of you brainiacs pick up your phone and try to surf your own site and see how bad it is. I can’t read any of the stories.
You couldn’t have said it any better. I use to love this blog. But honestly, I’m so sick of hearing how Facebook did this and Facebook did that. Never mind if you want like a comment you get a pop up, if you want to leave a comment you continue to scroll for 20 minutes, and then there is the huge font that can’t be read. And instead of fixing this so that people can actually be part of Turtleboy, it’s all about Facebook.
How else do you want him/her to monetize this blog? Did you send him/her a donation? No? Well what the fuck, are they running a soup kitchen?
Hey guys, we know people are mad about popups and shit like that. Trust me, we’d definitely do away with those if we could. You may notice we have a donation button you can give to. Have you done that yet? Or is this free website not good enough for you? Is there anything else we can get you free of charge to make your life slightly more convenient? We get paid per impression on blogs. Without Facebook traffic plummets. The rates advertisers pay us has dipped by 75% because we’ve been blacklisted by Google Adsense. So basically we’re making 10% of what we made at this point last year. Once again, we’d love to have no ads, which is why we have a donation button. But when people don’t donate, this is the free website you get. Don’t like it? Vote for Bernie.
Donated three times already to your free website and I can hardly ever read it. Show some respect to your followers for real instead of assuming shit. And ya this may be a free websites but you could fixed if you spent some time on it