Leicester Oafplug Insists Firefighters Are Not Real Heroes, Suggests That He Is The Real Hero For Doing His Job 

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Is Worcester firefighter Chris Roy a hero after sacrificing his life while trying to save children from a burning triple decker in Main South? Most would say, “Yes, what kind of stupid question is that?” Then this was shared to the People of Leicester Facebook page:

A woman expressing her thanks for his service. Well that’s nice. A normal person would either like it, say something to the effect of “RIP,” or move on with their day. Not Donald Skog though…..

“We use hero to much I work and do my job am I a hero”

No Donald, you’re not a hero. You’re not even eligible to pass the third grade. I don’t know what you do for a living, but I would imagine it involves mindlessly pressing a button, or possibly sorting items into one of two baskets. You must sign off the Internet and never return. Especially since you seemingly have no idea how the Facebook machine works, and you inadvertantly try to hit on strange women, except you do so by writing on your wall hoping they’ll see.

Someone, for the love of God take away this man’s wifi. He’s not ready for it.

18 Comment(s)
  • Independent Thinker
    December 11, 2018 at 12:35 pm

    Anyone who is willing to run into a burning building, while others are running out, in order to rescue people, their pets, and to save their property from burning to the ground is a hero. That is what firemen do. And when they are not actually fighting a fire, they are out in the community helping others.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      December 11, 2018 at 12:59 pm

      Well said

  • Captain Trips
    December 11, 2018 at 10:13 am

    Looks like the skipper is still bitter about the SS. Minnow

    • Skipper was a Hero
      December 12, 2018 at 1:23 am

      You survive on a desert island for years and years with 2 hot women and never have sex with them that takes heroic discipline. Build your own huts, bunk beds, bamboo pedal car, coconut radio, train island monkeys, survive savages. Ok I’ll admit the professor did a lot of that but the professor was a homo, Mr Howell had Mrs Howell. Skipper and Gilligan were strait if that isn’t heroic I don’t know what is.

  • Judas Iscariot
    December 11, 2018 at 10:01 am

    “Hero” is tossed around far too liberally these days. Yes, some firefighters are heroes, but slapping on the boots alone does not make you one. You must actually do something heroic. Most of the time, you’re eating chili, playing foosball, and sitting around with your hands down your pants.

    That goes for cops, prison guards, teachers, grunts, coastguardsmen, Marines, sailors, and even airforce sissyboys, too.

    • Let me up, I've had enough
      December 11, 2018 at 1:22 pm

      You, like Donald Skog, are a tool and quite possibly, illiterate.

      Definition of the word “hero” according to Webster’s dictionary is:
      “a person admired for achievements and noble qualities”; “one who shows great courage”.

      Go fuck yourself, Dickweed.

      • Judas Iscariot
        December 11, 2018 at 2:24 pm

        “Achievements,” fucktool. You wrote it yourself. I have no problem calling someone a hero who actually has achievements, which you might have gleaned from reading my post if you had any brains rattling around in your head. You don’t automatically qualify because you punch a clock as a public servant: You have to achieve something first.

        Lickspittle. Ball washer. Go sniff a jock.

  • Lou P
    Don Skog
    December 11, 2018 at 8:53 am

    Contact me directly (508) and I will tell you (294) directly how I am a hero (4122)

  • Clitty Litter
    December 11, 2018 at 6:36 am

    Facebook= idiot amplifier

  • Turdchomper
    December 10, 2018 at 9:10 pm

    This fucker is too lost and stupid to abuse.. smh

  • Free tip of the day
    December 10, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    If Im a cam girl reading turtle boy, ole donny the flogging skog would be getting a nice little semi nude pic sent to him. You’re welcome ladies

    • AJ Baker
      December 10, 2018 at 8:02 pm

      Not sure what all that means… but I like the semi nude part!

  • Donald Skagg.
    December 10, 2018 at 7:01 pm

    What I’m did wrong? What problem is? I try make articulate words phrases sentences. I’m. A. Hero. I work job make dough don’t call in. Sick. Hero I. Am. Why upset peoples be? My life F.

  • Ginger Wannabe
    December 10, 2018 at 6:09 pm

    The word hero is over used in society. I think his post is being taken out of context it sounds to me like he really hates stupid ugly nurses not firefighters and he loves sandwiches with extra mayo. He does say he feels badly about the firefighter.

    He said he was sorry but with a last name like Skog he may as well have red hair, let the punishment commence.

  • Sub sandwich
    December 10, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    I hate people like this. Too stupid to simply shut up, and just pervy enough to get away with sexual innuendo and ridiculous statements. He’s the type that wears a “Kiss the cook” apron when he barbeques, hoping to get his rocks off..

  • Y
    December 10, 2018 at 5:42 pm

    His taste in women far outweighs his shitty take on heroes… please continue to follow his page and update us on his creepy fb fishing…

  • Maggie the Cat
    December 10, 2018 at 4:44 pm

    With a last name like “Skog”, what do you expect?

  • Lloyd Braun
    December 10, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Please don’t take away his WiFi. He’s a potential gold mine if you keep following him. 

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