Lesbian Drunky McDipshit Accuses Local Bar Of Discrimination, Sends Legion Of SJW Trolls To Mass Report And Ruin Business Despite Being Cut Off By Lesbian Bartender

This is Alyssa Askins, and she and her socially conscious friends are currently hellbent on destroying a local business for refusing to over-serve her.

Of course, since you can’t whip the internet into a frenzy over being ethically and responsibly cut off, they’re going with a slightly different angle. Discrimination, because Alyssa happens to be a scissorsaurus!

Seems totally plausible to me. I have been to probably hundreds of bars, restaurants and clubs all over the country in my lifetime at this point, and the amount of times I have seen someone get thrown out over their sexual orientation or race is exactly zero. But, definitely take this chick and her friends who have never even stepped foot inside Platform Sports Bar word for it. It’s not like there’s any information to the contrary or anything.


Oh. Well then. I’m truly shocked. Alyssa has such a trustworthy face and all.


And the biggest kicker is, the bartender who cut Alyssa and her wombraider off, is in fact, a lesbian herself.

I guess this is the new face of homophobia?

And there seems to be a consensus that the staff was 100% justified in cutting Drunky McDipshit off from the sauce.


What’s not justified, however, is rallying together all of your gullible friends to destroy a business whose only “transgression” is cutting you off before you end up foaming at the mouth with alcohol poisoning in their parking lot. If you don’t want to get thrown out of the bar next time, here’s a tip – kiss whoever you want, but don’t show up looking like a methadone mile special of the week. Seems pretty simple to me. 


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28 Comment(s)
  • Yaspar Kyashred
    March 2, 2019 at 11:50 am

    Homosexuality is disgusting and degenerate, and I wouldn’t want any homos in my bar either.
    There. I said it. Deal with it.

  • Bob
    February 19, 2019 at 7:57 pm

    Sue the cunt!!!

  • Randall Gay
    February 19, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Girls. GROSS.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    February 19, 2019 at 10:10 am

    Drunk lesbians are so hot!

  • so dumb
    February 19, 2019 at 9:33 am

    shes crying homophobia in the most liberal city in the northeast, how dumb can that cunt really be?

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      February 19, 2019 at 1:09 pm

      LOL First thing that came to my mind, too. Bar should’ve called the violence workers.

  • Wun Hung Lo
    February 19, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Never trust a thin lipped lesbian…

  • Independent Thinker
    February 19, 2019 at 8:11 am

    I have two things to say:

    1. A bartender who serves a good for nothing drunk will get fired and he or she will be unable to pay his or her bills.

    2. If someone loses their job because or your BS postings on social media, they might just snap and come after you, so cool it.

  • WeRFuked
    February 19, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Alyssa Askins – I WOULD! Remove that bull ring shit from your nose first please. Of course her girlfriend is a huge “dike” type, because Alyssa has a low self esteem and doesn’t think she can do better than that. Also, going for a girl of lesser value than yourself helps you keep them around longer.

    Step up.

  • John Blutarsky
    February 19, 2019 at 7:02 am

    Stupid fucking cunts. If there is one motherfucking place on this earth where lesbians are absolutely free from any scorn it is Northampton. A town FILLED with wackos from every walk of life. A town with an all-female college that notoriously churns out indoctrinated lesbians by the thousands. Gay pride flags replaced the US flag long ago in NOHO. And these stupid scissorsaurases accuse a bar there of homophobia???? Nope, not happening.

  • Y
    February 18, 2019 at 11:34 pm

    More victim mentality. When did it become cool to be a victim? Hard pass for me; I prefer the victor mentality

  • Fish Sandwich
    February 18, 2019 at 11:12 pm

    I’m sure Maura will be all over thi after a one on one interview of course

  • Rug Doctor
    February 18, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    The positive side of this is the two gal pals will never be able to procreate.

  • Crispy C
    February 18, 2019 at 10:01 pm

    Here’s the thing. Gay, straight, whatever… making out in public is just fucking weird. I don’t even care if you’re super hot lesbos. Do it at home and fuck off.

  • Fuck activists and sjw's
    February 18, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    When you see a thing with a doorbell knocker red flags should rise. I don’t feel bad for this bar or its gay server because they most likely support this behavior and have done the same in the past. They just got a dose of their own medicine. This won’t change their views. The owners and the gay bartender will still be at the next pussyhat rally and denounce trump and embrace liz warren and linda sarsour. No sympathy for them. Suck it up buttercups, you created this shit.

    • Y
      February 18, 2019 at 11:38 pm

      I have no issues with their lifestyle, as I believe in don’t tread on me, but your absolutely right… these ppl definitely march to the “orange man bad” drumb and definitely vote D (not dick).

  • Anne Lyons
    It's me
    February 18, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    No win situation with these “nothing is my fault,” sniveling, babies. If you serve them, it’s your fault because they are too drunk to make that decision. If you don’t, then you are prejudice against them somehow. So glad I didn’t have children.

  • z
    February 18, 2019 at 9:32 pm

    I really doubt that anyone would open a hospitality business in Northampton that wasn’t gay friendly.

    The place looks like it does have legit crummy reviews on Yelp, but they predate this chuckleheads beef. Being gay unfriendly would be the kiss of death.

  • Sjw
    February 18, 2019 at 9:16 pm

    Any updates on the guys arrested for the flyers in east Boston

    • Chucklehead
      February 18, 2019 at 10:06 pm

      Like any hospitality business they’ve had a high turnover and sometimes the service has suffered, I have been a loyal customer for a long time and I’ve seen the ups and downs, fortunately they have more ups, but honestly all it takes is one bad experience and people shit on you now.

    • MAGA
      February 19, 2019 at 7:19 am

      No fliers were posted. Fake news.

  • Turtle Rider
    February 18, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Hate fags.

    • Doobie Houser
      February 19, 2019 at 6:04 am

      I am diagnosing you with TBDS. TurtleBoy Derangement Syndrome. It’s a condition that makes you totally insane to the point that you spam TBS articles with hate-hoaxes all day. Usually it’s the result of becoming TB famous. Which is the result of your rachet behavior.

      Seriously though, we get it. The Turtle wrote something bad about you and now want revenge so you’re gonna try to destroy the blog with your subterfuge. Trust me man, I get it.

      Why don’t you just fuck off?

      • Great minds think alike
        February 19, 2019 at 6:08 pm

        I tried to give you twenty likes for that. lol

    • WeRFuked
      February 19, 2019 at 7:24 am

      True Turtle riders hate homophobic assholes.

      You my friend, are a homophobic asshole. Keep it, so everyone can see that Turtle riders are not what you wish people thought they were.

  • Judge dread
    February 18, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    two three one.. bill Clinton you gonna chime in here?

  • Big Wick
    February 18, 2019 at 8:43 pm

    My dog died. Maybe I could attach his leash to her nose ring and walk her around until she’s sober, I’m sure she’s a good substitute.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    February 18, 2019 at 8:38 pm

    Nope. Not even if she switched teams. The patrons of this place know the score, they will ignore the crap. And they will tell their friends who will tell more friends, and this will be a blip on the radar. Aside from that, she looks like it smells really bad down below.

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