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Former Cranston boxer Gary “Tiger” Balletto was 31 and 3 as a fighter, but tragically was paralyzed in a backyard accident in 2013.
He’s determined to one day walk again, but for now life is obviously much more difficult. Especially when shitheads do this:
I absolutely hate people who park in handicapped spots with every ounce of my being. I’m no saint, and I’m certainly no virtue signaler, but I can say for sure that I’ve never even been tempted to park in a handicapped spot. For normal people they see handicapped spots and it doesn’t even register that it’s a possibility. You just know that it’s a no-no. And that includes those yellow lines, which are obviously there for a reason.
Evidently Gary had to go back inside to get security, and by the time they came back Shithead McGee was gone. No word if he’s been ticketed or anything like that, but he should probably go to jail for at least 5 years, or at least have to be confined to a wheelchair for 10 years so he can see what it’s like. I was gonna say 10 and 20 years, but Turtleboy is fair and merciful, so 5 and 10 will have to do.
So it’s about that time we name and shame folks. It’s the only way these maggots learn. Mass license plate 8NL 776. DMV and tow truck turtle riders do your thing. Usually a bunch of you send us the names, so don’t feel bad about it. We do this all the time and no one ever gets caught. That’s the beauty of anonymity. The mainstream media is handcuffed to provide justice, so we do it instead. FYI someone did post a name from Assonet, MA in the comments, and the guy who posted it works for a towing company, but it would be irresponsible to print without confirmation since real news is what we do each and every day.
P.S. I know one juice bread who won’t be calling the cops.
Grundlestiltskin don’t play.