Let’s Name And Shame This Masshole Chud Who Parked In A Providence Mall Handicapped Spot, Stranding Paralyzed Cranston Boxer Gary Balletto 

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Former Cranston boxer Gary “Tiger” Balletto was 31 and 3 as a fighter, but tragically was paralyzed in a backyard accident in 2013.

He’s determined to one day walk again, but for now life is obviously much more difficult. Especially when shitheads do this:

I absolutely hate people who park in handicapped spots with every ounce of my being. I’m no saint, and I’m certainly no virtue signaler, but I can say for sure that I’ve never even been tempted to park in a handicapped spot. For normal people they see handicapped spots and it doesn’t even register that it’s a possibility. You just know that it’s a no-no. And that includes those yellow lines, which are obviously there for a reason.

Evidently Gary had to go back inside to get security, and by the time they came back Shithead McGee was gone. No word if he’s been ticketed or anything like that, but he should probably go to jail for at least 5 years, or at least have to be confined to a wheelchair for 10 years so he can see what it’s like. I was gonna say 10 and 20 years, but Turtleboy is fair and merciful, so 5 and 10 will have to do.

So it’s about that time we name and shame folks. It’s the only way these maggots learn.  Mass license plate 8NL 776. DMV and tow truck turtle riders do your thing. Usually a bunch of you send us the names, so don’t feel bad about it. We do this all the time and no one ever gets caught. That’s the beauty of anonymity. The mainstream media is handcuffed to provide justice, so we do it instead. FYI someone did post a name from Assonet, MA in the comments, and the guy who posted it works for a towing company, but it would be irresponsible to print without confirmation since real news is what we do each and every day.

P.S. I know one juice bread who won’t be calling the cops.

Grundlestiltskin don’t play.

19 Comment(s)
  • bigdaddy
    November 27, 2018 at 4:19 pm

    Was it Harriette Chandler ?

  • Roger
    November 27, 2018 at 7:30 am

    …One more reason to hate jeep people

    • Gay As Fuch
      November 27, 2018 at 8:28 am

      These faggot jeep people all wave to each other. It is as gay as the Harley fags.

  • Chris reeves
    November 27, 2018 at 7:20 am

    Get rid of handicap spots. If someone with a “disability” wants to be equal and wants the same job as me and the same pay as me, he or she can wheel, crutch, roll, crawl their way from the last spot in the lot.

    • WeAreFukd
      November 27, 2018 at 11:55 am

      How about those in wheelchairs, who don’t have to walk at all, yet they get the closest F’n spots? That makes no sense at all.
      Wheelchair spots should be the far away, not close. My corns hurt. Bet their’s don’t.

      • Steven Burns
        November 27, 2018 at 12:05 pm

        Fake tough guy!

      • Ebenezer Screw
        November 27, 2018 at 7:28 pm

        Not all there, are you?

  • Nope
    November 27, 2018 at 6:32 am

    Big Wheel? Would it be a surprise? Sadly no.

    Nothing says jucket like a Jeep in a handicapped space. But then again mental deficiency is a handicap.

  • Unfarr Kyoseff
    November 27, 2018 at 5:42 am

    Just subscribe to one of those services that gives plate info, ya cheap fucks in a shell. Then you can easily obtain and VERIFY the info like a reasonably good journalistic entity. Might help you avoid getting hosed by a vindictive troll in some of your stories if you employ a couple of these informational services.
    I enjoy most of the articles but, like many readers, I find it troubling when you can’t or won’t strive for accuracy in reporting.
    Instead, when you pawn off your work to the ridership, you might get some cop or other official with access to a database jammed up because when they do a favor and run some numbers, their ID is on that inquiry. If you doubt it, ask anyone with that level of access.
    Due diligence, my friends.

  • Handall Blowson
    November 27, 2018 at 2:08 am

    Jandall is just blowing off pent up anger because, most probably don’t know, his honey there – Liah Ortiz – is the biggest ho in the Ocala area. She’s stroked and knobbed so many cocks I can only imagine what Jandie must taste when he goes to kissin her. Don’t get me wrong, she’s a total team player. I mentioned one day I had a little Johnson angst because I hadn’t jerked off or gotten laid in over a month. Right there in a Best Buy parking lot she was like, “well we need to do something about that, cant leave a bruhtha hanging.” She guzzled mean mister mustard like a somali fighting for that last grain of rice. It was epic and let me say not one drop lost. When she split all she said was I got to get back to my boyfriend. I laughed, I was like, I mean I have never had anything against Jandie, but I thought man if he only knew when he gives that hello kiss, he’s actually like blowing me by extension injection. Tell you what, I aint no fag or anything but the way She services a well stocked cock, I am okay with him slurping up any residuals. Fuck I miss her.

    • Y
      November 27, 2018 at 9:44 am

      WTF are you talking about?! Did I miss something? Who are Jandall and Liah?

    • Ebenezer Screw
      November 27, 2018 at 7:14 pm

      ….and then you woke up?

  • Lala
    November 27, 2018 at 12:28 am

    There were a bunch of comments and evidently since it’s private property Providence PD handed it off to mall PD so nothing will be done. No ticket…nada, court of public justice, so take it away turtle riders!! Tiger is good peeps and is very deserving of the justice! Jeep asshole needs to learn a lesson!
    Round ‘em up boys and girls!!

    • Deflateddoritodinks
      November 27, 2018 at 10:42 am

      But the Dartmouth police ticket HP violators at the Dartmouth Mall so I don’t believe the Providence police.

  • Shawn Houghton
    November 26, 2018 at 10:28 pm

    Anyone can bitch if they want but it might be different if it was your grandma. That ass hat is so worthy of a good ‘ole Turtle shaming

    November 26, 2018 at 10:27 pm

    “His decision to work and keep his three businesses thriving, instead of accepting permanently disability …”

    Compare and contrast with the “Pawtucket Pork Pancake” story…

  • Nothing to see here
    November 26, 2018 at 10:25 pm

    Oh my. You guys must be hurtin to publish another parking lot mystery.

    • randiguy2006
      Randall Guy
      November 27, 2018 at 10:00 am

      Nothing happening in high school locker rooms last week being Thanksgiving and all.

    • Ebenezer Screw
      November 27, 2018 at 7:21 pm

      Afraid your shithead antics might get featured here one day? Or have they already?

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