Libertarian Ass Munch Personal Trainer Price Gouging Clorox Wipes For $250 Gets Catfished And Shamed, Threatens Turtleboy With Legal Action If We Write About It 


This is Ryan Mandeville of Whitman.


Ryan thought it would be wise to price gouge Clorox wipes for $250.

Obviously this is a morally bankrupt thing to do, and anyone who would pay that is a moron who deserves to die destitute form the kung flu. He did end up finding a guy, but little did he realize he was being catfished.

John Roy is the hero we need right now. Watch what happened.

I didn’t think he could be a bigger dick munch, but then he went and said this when the guy offered him $100, which is still an insanely outragous and immoral price to charge for some wipes:

“I’ve got 10 people making me offers right now.”

No. No you do not.

As John pointed out, Ryan owns a personal training, which he wisely connected to the Facebook page he used to price gouge Clorox wipes during a pandemic:

Wicked smart business move.

Side note – when he says the “Mandeville Method” and the “hands on learning experience” (which isn’t creepy at all), all I can think of is this guy:

Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum, Mandelbaum.

The beauty of social media is that predators like this get named and shamed rather quickly. It also leads to older posts coming to light.

I for one am shocked that the guy who thought it would be wise to sell Clorox wipes for $250 when the Internet is constantly on the lookout for a villain like this shame, would have so many people with negative things to say about his business. He seems like the kind of guy who realyl cares about public perception.

This might explain it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – Libertarians are cancer. They are worse than Cape Cod sharks and Chinese coronavirus combined. And this pandemic has spotlighted just how awful they are. A Libertarian is nothing more than an anarchist who can regurgitate some, but not all Republican talking points. Nothing they say makes sense, and if you take any of their ideas to their logical conclusion it always ends in anarchy.

Anyway, I did notice that he is still selling a Groupon for the Mandeville Method.

Which is weird, because his gym is closed cuz of the commie cold. So I decided to give him a call and see if he’d still sell it to me, which he was willing to because he can do workout sessions online.

I then told him I was from Turtleboy, which he was familiar with, and he wasn’t happy when I told him I intended on writing about this.

“I’ve suffered enough already, for whatever is left of my business you would absolutely destroy me.”

Wrong. I’m not destroying anything. I’m just commenting on your public post, which was predatory and shitty. You destroyed yourself.

Then he played this card:

“This would incite violence and people would threaten me even more. I could sue you for damages for doing this. I’ve got a lawyer sir, please do not do a story on me. It would threaten my safety. If you make an article about this it would incite violence towards me. It will harm me, it will not be worth it for you. I will call my lawyer and we can go down that path.”

As I pointed out to him, he is the shittiest Libertarian ever. Actually, scratch that. He is EVERY Libertarian ever. They are massive hypocrites who whine about rights and liberties, but have no problem demanding that people like me give up my rights (to free speech) because it could “incite violence.” And by now we know that the ol’ “this will incite violence against me” is nothing more than a tool that shitty people use to try to silence legitimate criticism of their shitty actions. And then he threatened me with legal action, because apparently his belief in civil liberties end at the First Amendment.

Newsflash – the mob crapping on you on Facebook is the free market in action. You did a shitty thing and people used their free speech to call you out for shittiness. Your business and reputation were damaged as a direct result of YOUR stupid choices.

He was concerned about the nature of the blog:

“You’ll put me in the spotlight to make me look ridiculous.”

Almost as ridiculous as selling Clorox wipes for $250. Almost.

“I’ve had threats for people beating me up.”

Boo. Fucking. Hoo. Come live life as Turtleboy for a day and then whine about death threats.

Finally he issued this statement when it was clear that I would be writing the blog anyway:

“I made a mistake and took it down immediately. People began reposting it and I received threats of violence. I’m going to donate the wipes to the hospital to the Brigham and Women’s hospital.”

See? Public shaming works. If he really does it. But unfortunately he followed it up with this:

“They were selling for $350 on EBay.”

See Ryan, that’s not you taking responsibility. It’s you making more excuses, which further validates my opinion that you still don’t see how shitty your actions were. Perhaps you should take some classes in how not to run a business, and you can submit this blog for required reading.

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48 Comment(s)
  • Ryan Mandeville
    September 5, 2021 at 7:33 am

    All of you people putting me down can eat a bag of dicks. I offer world class personal training in a state of the art gym with the latest up to date equipment. As for me ripping people off and charging credit cards after contracts expired etc…..let’s just say that I had some billing mistakes that have been rectified. As for whoever is talking shit about telling my wife to leave me with my daughter, you are out of line asshole. Say that shit to my face you cunt. Nobody offers better training and a world class gym experience than me. Come down to my gym in Whitman and see for yourself. Final word to the haters….. fuck you all and eat my shit !!!

    • Edwin Acevedo
      September 15, 2021 at 8:36 pm

      Ryan is the devil himself. Ryan is a dishonest con artist and is a mean verbally abusive rude arrogant obnoxious controlling fucking asshole to his wife Carol and to most of his clients. One day God will get even with Ryan. What comes around goes around.

  • Shelia J.
    August 17, 2021 at 6:22 am

    Ryan now calls his scam business Beware of this piece is dog shit. Ryan is a rude obnoxious scam artist and a thief. I am surprised he got a Brazilian nurse from the Brigham to marry him. When I worked out at his laughable excuse for a gym he was fucking the other personal trainer while dating the woman who is now his current wife. It was very uncomfortable and awkward at times to be there. Anyway…..stay far away from this scammer and never sign a contract with him or show him your debit or credit card because he will rob you blind. Let’s all work together to put this piece of shit out of business forever. Ryan should be working at Taco Bell if they will have him.

    • Andrea Gomes
      August 18, 2021 at 8:10 am

      Message to Ryan’s wife Carol…..Divorce this pos scumbag and move in with your parents along with your daughter. Ryan is a dishonorable man. He is no fucking good. Ryan is a scam artist, a liar and a thief. You are a good person. Get away from this loser and marry a man from your own country (Brazil). Cut him off from your health care benefits from your job as well. Let Ryan pay for his own health and dental insurance. Make sure Ryan pays you alimony and child support. My last words of advice before you leave this loser and file for divorce……get a great lawyer. Best of luck to you Carol and your daughter. You can do a lot better than this bum.

  • Michelle D.
    May 12, 2021 at 9:54 am

    He promises one on one personal training after pushy sales techniques then when u train it is a group class with Ryan on his cellphone for most of your hr long workout. After your contract ends he continues to charge your debit or credit card the monthly fee then claims it was a mistake. I have heard a dozen other former people tell me the same thing. Ryan is also extremely rude and obnoxious. He is in court all the time suing people or with people suing him. Stay far away from Ryan Mandeville. I truly feel sorry for his wife and daughter. It must be extremely embarrassing for them to have this man in their lives.

    • Cdig
      May 12, 2021 at 10:03 am

      Beware of this idiot. He likes to go take people to court. He is a horrible human being. I hope you have a lawyer to draw up cease and desist so he stops draining you.

  • HaHaHaaaaa, cryin' Ryan
    April 3, 2020 at 12:34 am

    His name is very familiar for some reason.
    He was probably spouting some bitchmade, contrarian bullshit on a local page, perhaps the Brockton Hub or Everything Weymouth. Maybe a gun page? IDK.
    The subject matter is something I can’t recall but he was def being a douche about some issue that he had little knowledge of. Purebred cunt.
    Too bad someone didn’t set him up to catch a faceload of 10% OC foam and get his precious wipes jacked.

  • Mandeville = Jerkoff
    April 2, 2020 at 9:13 am

    Attention: Guys with big hogs. I will trade Clorox wipes for a good pounding. I can dress in a nurse outfit if that turns you on. I haven’t had an orgasm since I got married. My husband is a dipshit that sells overpriced crap online. He’s a closeted gay man.

  • P Disguisee
    Pistachio Disguisee
    April 2, 2020 at 5:59 am

    Ironically, this shitbag’s wife is a nurse at the Brigham and Women’s hospital…if she didn’t know she was married to a loser she’s gonna know now!!

  • Bull Hurley
    April 2, 2020 at 12:21 am

    Buy a book on Amazon for $15.00 and watch a few Youtube videos if you never learned how to do a push up in 9th grade P.E. class or nobody ever told you that it’s bad to eat a whole tub of ice cream in one sitting. It’s not brain surgery, for Christ’s sake, and paying a schmuck like him $75 an hour is a travesty.

  • soxrock191
    April 1, 2020 at 9:22 pm

    After reading about those fuck wads in Dorchester I NEEDED this!!
    Clearly he has no idea who he is threatening w/ legal action.
    Thank you Turtleboy.

    PS I hate Nancy Pelosi

  • pkparry
    April 1, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Nice post Turtleboy… enjoyed this! This guy got the “Karma” he deserved. I still am confused about Turtleboy’s stance on Libertarians though. Turtleboy does not seem to know what Libertarians really stand for, (FREE Market being one of them!!!)

  • x
    April 1, 2020 at 3:53 pm

    I have an issue with Farcebook permitting this…

  • JizzMasterZero
    April 1, 2020 at 8:30 am

    This pecker wart is NOT a Libertarian, and he insults all real Libertarians by calling himself one.
    Libertarians 100% support the free market, and all activities that are peaceful, honest, and do not infringe on the rights of others.
    Hoarding and price gouging, although perhaps not illegal, are NOT honest activities and DO infringe on the rights of others by depriving them of necessary items. During times of pandemic, this should be criminal.

    • Nathan Hale
      April 2, 2020 at 6:10 pm

      By your logic, “show me the injured party”. Price gouging and hoarding aren’t against the law, as far as I’m aware. Not that I’m condoning it. I’m sorry, but 99.9% of “libertarians” I’ve met have been fuckhead hippies with guns.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 1, 2020 at 2:32 am

    i wonder how long he’d been wiping with those.

  • Orion
    March 31, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    Fuck libertarians. Calling nutsacks like this fucker ‘anarchists’ is giving them way too much credit.

  • Anny
    March 31, 2020 at 7:58 pm

    I was robbed by this guy a while back. He’s the worst. Glad people are exposing him.

  • Cheryl McPhee
    March 31, 2020 at 6:37 pm

    So I am a victim this shitbag!! He took myself and 8 other people to small claims court in October 2019. In 2015 he tried to collect 4,800.00 from me due to breach of contract. He was not delivering what he promised he broke his contract. He in turn billed my Amex card for 4,800.00 while I was trying to stop the charges. I disputed the charges and Amex gave him zip. So 4 years later he rebrands himself and decides he is going to take a bunch of us to court. He things he’s in the dough rubbing his grubby hands together. Magistrate dismissed all cases. I was feeling pretty depressed today until I read this!!!
    Hallelujah, Uncle TB!!!!!

  • LOB
    March 31, 2020 at 3:43 pm

    I hope this story goes viral, and Ryan Mandeville of Whitman has a miserable life! What a POS, and anyone associated with him as well!

    • john keegan
      john keegan
      March 31, 2020 at 6:20 pm

      thank you turtleboy

  • SassySwede
    March 31, 2020 at 3:33 pm

    Best way to become Turtleboy famous… Threaten lawsuit! I could almost hear the scrabbling in his pea-sized brain trying to find a way to get off Unc’s radar. It kind of sounded like church bells, but in a panicked crescendo . What a douche

  • Lake Flaccid
    March 31, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I just went to 3 stores looking for toilet paper,paper towels, wipes ETC. Nothing.
    Imagine an elderly person living alone having to compete with these savages.

    Fuck this guy.
    Ryan, Don’t confuse a clear premeditated attempt to be a steaming pile of shit with a mistake. A mistake is forgetting to tie your shoe.

    Now go take a lap.

    Get Fucked.

  • Natasha
    March 31, 2020 at 2:14 pm

    Name a more punchable face

  • Captain Trips
    Mr. Spock
    March 31, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    I suggest the Vulcan mind meld to correct his errant ways; if that does not work then perhaps the Vulcan death grip.

  • Michael Collings
    March 31, 2020 at 1:42 pm

    I love the little cvnts who think it is cool to put masonic symbols in their business signs
    He definitely belongs at the local once a month Tuesday meetings at the lodge sucking each others cocktail franks and planning their little “fundraisers” to prolong their bottom feeding ways

  • Peeved
    March 31, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    “They were selling for $350 on EBay.”, no asshole. Some douchecanoe like yourself has it LISTED for $350. Shit, I can list my Lysol and a case of shit paper for a gazillion dollars. Doesn’t mean someone is buying it.

    • Hahaha
      March 31, 2020 at 2:42 pm

      At least he has the decency to sell unopened and unused lysol wipes.
      I was checking out ebay to see what scumbags were selling what and for how much. Someone has a 12oz bottle or lysol spray trying to sell it for 95 dollars and they wrote it was only half way full. Imagine that, people trying to sell half used shit for that price. They are all fucking scumshits. Its ridiculous!
      The great thing about these scum fucks hording shit is they are spending all kinds of money banking on making a quick buck but when it’s all said and done and they are left with amounts of shit they wont ever be able to use. They think that they will be able to return it for their money back. Good news is a lot of stores caught on and have even started posting signs that they will not be refunding or giving store credit for these items.

      If you can make colloidal silver which is very easy to do it can be used to disinfect things. Dont go drinking it or rubbing it all over your body. You can use it safely on doorknobs, countertops etc..

  • randiguy2006
    March 31, 2020 at 12:56 pm

    Why you you hate capitalism?

    Give? Donate? Share? Thats sounds like socialism.

    • Truth
      March 31, 2020 at 1:17 pm

      Charity is NOT Socialism.

    • ElJefe72
      March 31, 2020 at 1:46 pm

      I can’t tell if you’re be fecious or not, but giving, donating, and sharing are all voluntary actions in which you get to choose to whom or to where your resources, time, and efforts go. These actions work well in a capitalist and free market system and indeed help strengthen those systems.

      In Socialism, you have no control over how much or little you are required to give (the central planners determine that for you) as well as no control over to whom or to where your contributions go. Again, the central planners, who are really not accountable to anyone, determine that for you. Why should I give anything when the central plannes already do that for me?

  • Jordis
    March 31, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Perfect example of a person that needs to be forcibly sterilized.

    The opportunist who easily walks over the bodies of others to make a buck….

  • Andy Dick
    March 31, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    He is on the Grindr app

    • Paul Shanley
      March 31, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      We met and I gave him a wet lunch

  • Mahkey MIDGET Mark
    March 31, 2020 at 12:13 pm

    Maybe this personal trainer can get in on the gay action with Wahlberg and Lopez F45 style buck wild doggie style.
    Mahky will pretend to be a priest and you can play alterboy for some holy cummunion

  • Fool me once....
    March 31, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    “I’m going to donate the wipes to the hospital to the Brigham and Women’s hospital.” Yeah, sure. I’ll believe it when I see it.

  • Randy Price's Cocker Spaniel
    March 31, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Better think up a new name for your business, loser. I hope the people you took advantage of make plenty of noise. You’re a good reason for assault and battery with a shod foot. I hope you get corona of the anus.

  • WeRFucked
    March 31, 2020 at 12:10 pm

    Anyone know where he got those Clorox wipes?

  • Greg Louganis
    March 31, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    Ryan.How much to store 3 gerbils in you colon?

  • Dees nutz
    March 31, 2020 at 12:04 pm

    Daddy can’t bail you out of this one dipshit. Your ass is grass the the internet is the lawnmower. Goodluck finding a new career. The interwebs is FOREVERRRR. you are human garbage and I wish hell unleash its fury upon you

  • Actual Political Scientist
    March 31, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Those who purport to be libertarians in the context of the “L”ibertarian party are fuckin’ hucksters.

    Libertarianism is real simple: You live your life without trespassing on my rights, I live my life without trespassing on your rights, and the world keeps spinning on its axis with force required by the government to keep society moving and in line kept to a minimum. What pretend libertarians forget is that this doesn’t exist in a vacuum, and in order for it to exist, individuals must live ethically.

    Individuals acting ethically is the key ingredient for the success of ANY political system.

  • Sandusky Breath
    March 31, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    A Hyundai Elantra?? What a homo.

    • Spend It All
      April 1, 2020 at 6:13 am

      The guy that catfished him was driving the Hyundai Elantra. Reading is fun.

  • Elton Johns Husband
    March 31, 2020 at 11:56 am

    How big is his “girlfriends” penis?

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    March 31, 2020 at 11:53 am

    I hope the sewer guy with the gun shows up for some personal training.

  • capone181
    Pastor Dan
    March 31, 2020 at 11:49 am

    I will personally train HIM.

    I’ll make him listen to church bells every 15 minutes until he check into the nut house. At the nut house we will ring the bells every 5 minutes and never let him leave.

    Have a nice day

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    March 31, 2020 at 11:46 am

    I hope this article destroys this jackass. People like this who take advantage of people are the scum of the earth. Thank God for Turtleboy!!

  • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
    March 31, 2020 at 11:45 am


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