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Liz Warren Lost Again But She Yelled About How She’s Going To “Fight” White Men Telling Her To Shut Up, Even Though She Never Shuts Up

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What a great couple days. Look at all the terrible people who lost: the Yankees, the Colts, Mike Gaffney, Liz Warren. Great couple of days for the good guys.

As you probably saw today, Senators Susan Collins (R) and Joe Manchin (D) both announced that they were voting Yes on Judge Kavanaugh, thereby making it all but official that he will be confirmed tomorrow. And thus ends the most exciting two weeks in politics of my lifetime. It was a fun ride while it lasted, and the good guys won at the end. Innocent until proven guilty is still a thing in this country, and spare me the “this is a job interview, not a court of law” bullshit. When’s the last time you went for a job interview and the people interviewing you had already publicly announce that they weren’t going to hire you? Because that’s what every single democratic Senator who questioned Kavanaugh did.

And for what it’s worth, Neil Gorsuch only got through 54-45. That means 45 democratic senators decided he wasn’t good enough. Yet he had NO RAPE ACCUSATIONS!! It’s almost as if those 45 senators never really cared that Kavanaugh was accused of sexual assault. They just cared about keeping conservative justices off of the court at all costs. Gorsuch got in, and this time they had to come up with something to keep it from happening all over again. None of them cared about Christine Ford. She was just a useful idiot who they used for their own benefit.

Best. Picture. Ever.

Anyway, check out what Liz Warren did outside of the Supreme Court yesterday:

“Hello resistance!!! Today is about disrespect. I watched that hearing last Thursday, and I believe Dr. Ford. Brett Kavanaugh is disqualified!! Look, we know what this is about, this is about power. I watched 11 men powerful men, who tried to help another powerful man, make it to a more powerful position. This is about hijacking a democracy. So let’s be clear about this. I am angry, I own it. I am angry on behalf of women who have been told to sit down and shut up one time too many. I am angry because of everyone who has lost power, African-Americans who don’t have power in this city, Latinos who don’t have power here in Washington!!

  1. You didn’t need to watch the hearing to say Kavanaugh was disqualified, because you already said you weren’t voting for him.
  2. You didn’t need to watch the hearing to say you believed Dr. Ford, because she provided no evidence to back up her claims, and you were going to believe her no matter what.
  3. This is the very definition of democracy. The majority won.
  4. She’s “angry.” What else is new? She’s really good at being angry. Not so good at getting bills passed.
  5. No one is telling women to sit down and shut up. Literally no one. You’re holding a megaphone while you’re saying that. Dr. Ford was invited to Washington to “speak her truth” as you people call it. This is the exact opposite of being told to shut up.
  6. African-Americans? Da fuq does that have to do with anything? This is just liberalism on steroids. They can’t go more than 5 minutes without mentioning all their favorite oppressed voting bases.
  7. African-Americans don’t have control in Washington DC? There have been 8 mayors of Washington DC. Every single one of them has been black. Every. Single. Mayor.

This is what she does folks. This is our Senator. She literally just makes shit up, yells into microphones about how she’s being silenced, participates in meaningless protests, brags about how she’s “fighting,” and gets her echo chamber of pink pussy hats to yell “woooo” so she can build her resume for President. If Geoff Diehl was running a real campaign for Senate he might have a shot at keeping her honest. Anyone seen any commercials for him?

Here’s what she tweeted after the L today:

“We lost a tough fight.”

This should be her slogan. It’s literally all she does. She picks fights with teams she can’t beat, alienates people, grandstands, and ultimately ends up losing. She is the Rex Ryan of the Senate.

Don’t worry though, she’s still going to “fight” for the BLT-123 mafia, women, Native Americans, students…..pretty much everyone except for evil white dudes:

Here’s the best one:

“Even the fights we lose matter.”

No, they don’t matter actually. Kavanaugh will be on the court for the rest of his life. If you run against Trump in 2020 he will win, and will likely replace both Ginsburg and Breyer, who will be the next two to go. The court will be conservative for the next 40 years, and all sorts of liberal decisions will be overturned.

But she’s fighting, so at least you’ve got that going for you.

Don’t her followers ever get tired of losing? I know a lot of liberal friends of mine who can’t stand her. What has this woman done for you? She’s done a great job building her own brand, and will be very wealthy for the rest of her life because of it. But if you’re a liberal, how is she advancing liberal policies? You can’t get things done if you pick fights with all of your coworkers because they’re old white dudes.

Here’s an idea for democrats – stop making the worst you have to offer the official spokespeople for your party. Stop nominating clowns like Hillary, Liz Warren, Cory Mr. Potato Head Booker, Kamala Harris, and Kirsten Gillibrand. There must be normal democrats out there somewhere. Obama worked because he had the ability to not annoy everyone. None of the others can say the same.

For instance, why have you not distanced yourself from this thing?

Linda Sarsour is insane. I don’t have time to run down all the crazy shit she’s done. Just Google her. Remember when that Republican Todd Akin said some crazy shit about women being raped and not being able to get pregnant? Yea, Republicans made sure to cut that dude loose real quick. Because he was bad for business. You might wanna do the same with people like Linda Sarsour, because there are a TON of people like her in your party. And they all have blue checkmarks and megaphones.

Oh, and their treatment of Susan Collins, the only member of the Senate who actually put time and thought into her vote, shows just how little these people actually respect women. They like women, as long as they blindly go along with whatever bullshit they’re spewing.

And while we’re at it, do something about her:

Did you watch that video? What the hell was that? Is that supposed to convince ANYONE?? A washed up movie star trying to be artistic and poetic to sad music? Da fuq is she even talking about?

Newsflash – just because some people have gotten raped doesn’t mean Kavanaugh is a rapist. I’m sorry if you got raped. That’s terrible and your rapist should be in jail. Destroying an innocent man’s life isn’t going to change any of that.

Feminist freakouts are everywhere right now:

Senator Collins speech was thoughtful and eloquent. Unlike the protesters outside whose lone talent seems to be the ability to rhyme occasionally, she used facts, reason, and logic to make her case. There are millions of women like her who were disgusted with the way this was handled. Instead of valuing “her truth” you dismissed her as a rape apologist. This is why no one takes you seriously.

Oh, and speaking of people the democrats should distance themselves from…..

The creepy porn lawyer TEASED America with victim #3 before he named her. He doesn’t give a shit about her. He just enjoys being involved and building his brand. His client’s story wasn’t remotely believable. She said she went to 10 different gang rape parties and saw Kavanaugh spiking the punch. Then on the 10th time she got gang raped because she forgot the punch was spiked, and that she was at a gang rape party. Then she went on TV and said he didn’t spike the punch but he was there. No one with a brain took her seriously and she undermined the credibility of the other 2 accusers. Oops!!

Don’t worry though, they’re still resisting:

The vote tomorrow is a formality. But I’m sure if 50,000 screaming hags show up yelling about their rape stories Susan Collins will suddenly change her mind.

What’s so disingenuous about all of this is the way it’s been phrased. If you support Kavanaugh you hate women, and if you oppose him then you support women. Nothing is further from the truth. We are all anti-rape, but only some of us believe in innocence until proven guilty.

33 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    October 10, 2018 at 5:21 pm

    She’s up by 30 points she’s going to CRUSH Diehl and domestic abuser Shiva.

  • JoeMomma
    October 8, 2018 at 12:15 am

    Shouldn’t a “Harvard” Law Professor know about evidence and innocent until proven guilty?

  • What goes around.....
    October 7, 2018 at 8:58 am

    Wake up , Massachusetts voters !
    This shrieking harridan literally doesn’t give two fucks about Massachusetts or you, as a taxpayer. She is priming herself for a 2020 run at the WH. She cannot even give an honest answer when asked if she is running. Rather, she’s being coy with her “going to give it a hard look after Nov. 9th” answer. She is running. Make no mistake about it.
    And the business of representing Massachusetts’ interest in Congress?
    Think about it ? What has she actually done ? Nothing !
    Scream, yell, raise her fist, point her bony finger.
    She states she will change everything !
    Change what?
    The economy is better than ever! GDP is at an all-time high ! Taxes are lower! More people are working than in 50 years !
    And she wants to change things ??
    Wake up !!
    Vote her out !
    Enough of the “resist, resist, resist” bullshit.
    It’s high time the sane voters of Massachusetts wake up and let these Democrats know how we truly feel.

  • MrSmiley
    October 6, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    Mmm liberal rage tears sooo tasty. Keep em coming! I want them to abandon all hope of turning our glorious country into a socialist sjw run shithole.

  • chrissy ford
    October 6, 2018 at 8:46 pm

    1. Hillary smears Gennifer Flowers; calls her “trailer-trash.”

    In an ABC News interview in 1992, Hillary smears Gennifer Flowers, a women Bill would later admit to having an affair with, as “some failed cabaret singer who doesn’t even have much of a résumé to fall back on.” Hillary also referred to Flowers as “trailer trash.”

    2. Hillary slams former White House intern Monica Lewinsky as a “narcissistic loony toon” after she had consensual relations with her husband in the Oval Office.

    CBS News reports: “According to the friend, Diane Blair — a political science professor whose papers were donated to the University of Arkansas Special Collections library – Hillary Clinton credited Bill Clinton with trying to break away from Lewinsky, whom she called a ‘narcissistic loony toon.'”

    3. Hillary, defending an alleged rapist, smears his 12-year-old alleged rape victim, claiming the young girl had a “tendency to seek out older men.” She also laughs on tape over the cunning way she had vital evidence dismissed, destroying the alleged rape victim’s case.

    “I have been informed that the complainant is emotionally unstable with a tendency to seek out older men and engage in fantasizing,” Hillary wrote in the affidavit about the 12-year-old girl.

    Hillary is even captured on tape laughing at the fact that she got the only piece of evidence against her client dismissed: “He took a lie detector test. I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever destroyed my faith in polygraphs,” Hillary says, audibly laughing.

    The alleged rape victim told The Daily Beast what she would say to Hillary if she ever has the chance: “‘You took a case of mine in ’75, you lied on me… I realize the truth now, the heart of what you’ve done to me. And you are supposed to be for women? You call that [being] for women, what you done to me? And I hear you on tape laughing.'”

    4. Hillary disparagingly refers to the numerous women her husband was involved with as “bimbos.”

    In 1991, Mrs. Clinton called the onslaught of women accusing her husband of sexual misconduct or consensual infidelity as the “bimbo eruption.”

    5. Hillary reportedly threatens Juanita Broaddrick, Bill’s alleged rape victim, into silence at a political fundraiser after the accused rape.

    According to Broaddrick, Hillary threatened her while knowing her husband had raped her:

    Hillary sought out Broaddrick at the political fundraiser after Bill had raped her; she grabbed her hand and “thanked her” for “everything” she had done for Bill. Feeling frightened, Broaddrick says she tried to turn around and leave, but Hillary allegedly squeezed her hand tighter and wouldn’t let her go.

    Broaddrick told The Daily Wire that there was “no way” Hillary did not intend for that interaction to be construed as a threat.

    “So many people have said since then that, ‘Maybe she just knew that you had been with him, maybe he hadn’t told her the complete description of what he’d done to you,’” she said. “I still feel like she knew.”

    6. “I mean, I would crucify her,” Hillary says of Gennifer Flowers.

    Hillary “told Esquire magazine in 1992 that if she had the chance to cross-examine Flowers, ‘I mean, I would crucify her,'” notes The Washington Post. ​

    7. “[W]e have to destroy her story,” Hillary allegedly said of one woman state troopers sought out for her husband to have a sexual encounter with.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 6, 2018 at 8:41 pm

    On one hand, i disapprove of violence against women. On the other hand, i’d like to see someone punch her stupid glasses through her haggardly fucking face. #conflicted

  • Mike O
    October 6, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    “It’s almost as if those 45 senators never really cared that Kavanaugh was accused of sexual assault. They just cared about keeping conservative justices off of the court at all costs.”

    Gee, I wonder if it could have anything to do with those Dems disagreeing with his positions. Seriously, the belief that the only reason someone votes no on a confirmation is out of partisan spite is a big part of whats wrong with people today. Gone are the days of simple civilized disagreement. Today, anyone who disagrees with whichever side you’re on politically automatically must hate America, right?

    I like most of the stuff I read on here. Even when it reflects poorly on someone who’s opinion I support in some way because you are usually accurate at what you’re pointing out. But whoever wrote this one sentence above, (along with any one who feels that way) really needs to grow up and quit being a part of the problem. And that goes the same for those who would agree if the party were flipped and it were to keep out a liberal justice (like the entire GOP Senate who pulled the same crap with Garland). I don’t care which party you adhere to, you need to sit down, shut up and let the adults who can understand that neither party is ever always right or always wrong handle things.

  • Deflateddoritodinks
    October 6, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    I don’t see how anyone can take liawatha, ice cream man, Charlie faker, thug life Walsh , or any pol in Massachusetts seriously. How hard do “news” people have to bite their tongues without bringing up faker’s son when faker condemns Kavanaugh for shit he didn’t do then break down and say he thinks abortion is the bees knees not to say that I don’t appreciate it’s effect on eliminating welfare bastards, but it’s probably not on my “radar “ as Charlie would say of anything I have ever thought about even once in my life.

    Or when ice cream man says the wind blowing across the water in Boston helps alleviate global warming. Or how thug Walsh’s friends get off because some crooked judge says it’’s o.k. to beat the shit out of someone that opposes unions as long as you don’t get anything out of it yourself . I guess “not anything “ doesn’t include union dues, pension theft etc.

    Or ask liawatha what her dna test said which she obviously took.

  • Paul Manafort
    October 6, 2018 at 12:43 pm

    They found my phone using my comrade Donny’s alert text. I’ll try to keep in touch going forward. Barf O’Kavanaugh is top notch, believe me. Just one more Coastal Elite coming for your everything.

    • me soo hoarny
      October 6, 2018 at 12:55 pm

      Did somebody say coming?

  • TJB
    October 6, 2018 at 11:45 am

    TBS is great, but we really need a facebook alternative. I just now got 30 days for re posting a Congratulations Judge Kavanaugh picture.

    • The harsh truth
      October 7, 2018 at 9:32 am

      A more fun option would be to just smash your nuts with a hammer every 6 to 8 minutes and pretend that your archaic opinions matter.

  • Judge dread
    October 6, 2018 at 11:11 am

    I was watching raw footage of the protestors this morning; it looks like every gender studies student in the north east was bussed in.

    They all scream about woman’s rights but apparently those rights don’t apply to the 92% of women that don’t buy in the con. These protestors are basically saying only leftist woman can be assaulted, must be believed regardless of anything, all white men are rapists, and trivializing actual victims. If you’re not a leftist woman then you are never a victim. It’s pretty disgusting.

    Warrens post about women’s rights and LGBTABC-123 rights is contradictory because if you support men in women’s restrooms, showering facilities, locker rooms, changing rooms etc violating women’s privacy and creeping around and shit then YOU GIVE ZERO FUCKS ABOUT WOMEN’S RIGHTS.

    For some hilarious afternoon humor YouTube search “Steven crowder prank call transgender” he trolls target wicked hard.

  • Typical bigotry from turtleboy
    October 6, 2018 at 10:28 am

    You cretins can’t stand to see this brave woman work tirelessly day in and day out all the while battling a rare neurological disease that can only be treated by harvesting the spinal cords of unborn babies. It’s not like they need their spinal cords after all the limbs are removed. I’ve never heard any objections from those babies, just from little whining tinfoil hat wearing right wingers. Screw the lot of you!

    • Kim Un Jong
      October 6, 2018 at 10:59 am

      That and the baths she takes in virgins’ blood

  • WeAreFucked
    October 6, 2018 at 10:20 am

    Okay… nobody but Kavanaugh and his accusers know the truth.
    Why not use this so called loss to women who have been raped as a point?
    DON’T WAIT 30 FRICKEN YEARS TO REPORT SOMETHING. It may be true, and you aren’t lying. But it’s a hell of a lot more believable if you’ve got the ripped clothes, scratches, and semen to prove it.

    Then, when we convict the sick son-of-a-bitch, we hang him by his dick. Really. Tie a rope around it, and lift him up with that rope.

    • Kristin Auclair
      October 6, 2018 at 12:58 pm

      That is already a thing in the fetish communitay it’s called Hung Man’s Milking. Also look up penis bondage, ball bondage, milking table, suspended milking.

  • Ted Baxter
    October 6, 2018 at 10:16 am

    Cannot stand to her her talk. You know who has it made, Ed Markey. What does this guy do? Nothing. We need to get both of them out. But it is MA where people blindly walk in and look for the D. Whenever asked about her background all she can say is this is what daddy told me. How old is she and she refers to her father as daddy. Such a fraud but people are basically stupid.

  • Bobble Head Granny Warren
    October 6, 2018 at 9:13 am

    This Hypocrite Bobble Head Warren was paid $350.000 per year to teach ONE class at Harvard University and she was paid $134,000 additionally for “consulting” for other legal classes. With graduate student assistants doing the grading and labor, Warren probably put in about 3 hours a week during the semester, Summers off and all the other College breaks Winter break, Spring break etc etc. Elizabeth Warren is the entitled ONE PER-CENTER, making huge money for no work.

    • Dr. Spaceman
      October 6, 2018 at 2:19 pm

      That woman is dangerous. There have been cases of people getting motion sickness from watching her.

  • Deep State
    October 6, 2018 at 9:11 am

    If my theory is correct and Liz Warren is in fact a hologram then I’m pretty sure that someone involved in the production of Dr. Katz is at the controls. If they can’t stabilize her image during public appearances then people are going to figure it out.

  • Mom’s Basement
    October 6, 2018 at 8:58 am

    I can’t disagree with Alyssa Milano about politics because I can’t listen to her talk for more than a couple of seconds before rushing over to see all of her naked scenes on Mr. Skin.

    • WeAreFucked
      October 6, 2018 at 10:29 am

      Alyssa in “Embrace of the Vampire” is epic fap material. I’ve let at least 100,000 sperm cells loose thanks to that scene of her & the photographer.

    • Vijay
      October 6, 2018 at 11:18 am

      She “Charmed” milky venom from cobra into sock many many times!

  • TJB
    October 6, 2018 at 8:44 am

    Justice won the day. But also exposed a frightening truth; the commucrats / liberal mafia can manufacture fake charges, get people to swear its true and prosecute anyone who disagrees with their sick, perverted way of life. Why aren’t Americans protesting the gift of 37,000,000 to a foreign power without a vote by the people that own the money? Because that doesn’t fit the liberal agenda. Also the financing of bussing, printing signs any paying protesters needs to be stopped. And who is behind this needs to be charged with sedition.

  • Rockets Redglare
    October 6, 2018 at 8:28 am

    A 50K deduction for clothes she buys at Walmart?

  • cuckboy soy drinker
    October 6, 2018 at 7:48 am

    Take a DNA test t o establish ethnicity you lying whore. Sit down and shut the fuck up

  • LizWarren’sBonyFinger
    October 6, 2018 at 7:20 am

    The mere thought of this rusty cunt bucket campaigning for years, sticking her bony finger in my face every time she’s spots a TV camera, makes me want to slice open my own throat.

  • Gtfo
    October 6, 2018 at 6:04 am

    Liz Warren was one of the reasons why I left the state. She basically the face of the out of touch, white, rich, liberals that infest Massachusetts and other liberal states.

    Places like Utah are HOT right now, jobs, reasonable housing costs and devoid of idiots. Sure it’s got it’s problems, but it’s positives far outweigh everything in fake Indian land.

  • Princess Throwing Bull
    October 6, 2018 at 5:46 am

    Hey Liz !
    Sit down and shut up !
    There. I said it.
    I feel much better now

  • Akihito
    October 6, 2018 at 5:37 am

    Funny these hypocrites didn’t seem to care much about Clinton’s sex abuse of women. Some of their media enablers even went after Lindsey Graham when he mentioned Carville’s comment about dragging a hundred dollar bill through a Trailer Park trying to attribute it to Graham saying it about Frod.

  • Old Guy
    October 6, 2018 at 1:44 am

    If Jim Henson was still alive, he would create a muppet character out of Liz Warren. Granny, a batshit crazy old lady that’s always screeching and shaking her arthritic fists in the air and saying absolutely nothing worth hearing. Dumb as a rock.

    Sad part is, this piece of crap woman with no morals and grey matter, will be re-elected this November. She’s already stated that she will increase taxes, have open borders, and make Mass an official sanctuary state for illegals. Not exactly a winning platform, unless of course you’re a brain dead liberal moonbat, which unfortunately this state is loaded with. She’s a vile race baiting far left extremist, another words perfect for Mass. The most annoying person on this planet. Princess Grey Beaver. btw, her wardrobe is worth about $37. How much does it really cost for a black top, black yoga pants and 3 short sleeve sports jackets, blue, red, and yellow. What a vile disgusting creature this woman is. I hope she gets committed to a nursing home in Guam.

  • Liz Warren Bent Me Over
    October 6, 2018 at 1:04 am

    This socialist cunt wrote off 50k in clothing on her taxes . We are paying gor her clothes. She stated it was a transcribing error and should have been 8k. How do you go from 50k to8k. I could see 5k and extra zero added on.
    Also she didnt depreciate the value of the clothing. She purchased $400shoes wore them for 2 years and wrote them off as $400. Thats a major accounting no no and this bitch is hammering the middle class with more taxes. The filthy whore doesnt deserve to be our senator.

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