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Local Bank Robbing Boob From Charlestown Sent Letter Bragging About Assaulting Larry Nassar In Prison With Neo-Nazi “Partner”, Started A GoFundMe On Facebook Which Was Removed

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In late July it was reported that convicted child rapist and former US Olympic Gymnastics team doctor Larry Nassar was assaulted in federal prison in Tuscon:

 Larry Nassar‘s attorneys say the disgraced former sports doctor was assaulted within hours of being placed in the general population at the federal prison in Arizona. Nassar is currently serving a 60-year sentence for child pornography possession. In motions filed Tuesday seeking to have the former Michigan State University and USA Gymnastics doctor resentenced in the first of two cases in which he pleaded guilty to molesting women and girls who sought treatment, lawyers Jacqueline McCann and Malaika Ramsey-Heath partly blamed the May prison attack on the rhetoric of the judge during that sentencing hearing.

During the seven-day sentencing in January at which at least 169 women and girls provided statements, Ingham County Circuit Judge Rosemarie Aquilina describedNassar as a “monster” who is “going to wither” like the wicked witch in “The Wizard of Oz.” She said she would allow someone “to do to him what he did to others” if the Constitution allowed, and she told Nassar she was signing his “death warrant” with the sentence she was giving him.

The Tuscon prison houses a lot of federal sex offenders, and has a rehabilitation program. But because he was clearly not safe there after the attack (which occurred in May) he was moved to a federal prison in Oklahoma City shortly thereafter.

Well, thanks to our newfound partnership with Howie Carr, we have received a letter which was sent to Howie by the prisoner who assaulted Larry Nassar. This is Ryan Patrick Lane, a convicted bank robber from Charlestown who was sentenced to 14 years in federal prison after robbing three banks in Hingham, Quincy, and Hampton, NH:

A bank robber from Charlestown. How original.

This is his self described “partner” in prison, Boe Keenan:

Boe seems nice.

In 2015 Boe was wanted for robbing a bank in Wexford, PA, a northern suburb of his home town of Pittsburgh. He was found and indicted by a federal grand jury. However, based on recent Facebook posts it would appear that Boe Keenan is no longer incarcerated, and is actively talking shit and defending the honor of his “ARAN brothers”:

Here’s the letter that Ryan Patrick Lane sent Howie about the incident:

Well, there you have it folks. A convicted felon and his neo-Nazi friend invoking #MeToo in order to justify assaulting America’s most notorious sexual predator, and ending it with “Go Red Sox.” Only Boston could produce someone like this.

He sent the incident report as proof:

“As I responded to the fight/assault, I ordered the inmates to stop fighting, which they did not.”

Wait….are you telling me Larry Nassar actually fought back? I didn’t think he had that in him.

Evidently Ryan Patrick Lane is taking after convicted drug dealer Kevin Perry and has been updating his Facebook page from prison:

As you can see he is starting a “collection sirvice” which is set to open in approximately 6 years, when he plans to be released early for good behavior:

In the meantime, he would appreciate it if his 100 emoji friends will write him letters:

I’m not sure if he shares the same affinity for white power that his thunder buddy Boe does, but he did share a picture of what appears to be a black guy being assaulted during the Boston busing riots of the early 70’s:

Most white people from Boston would rather forget that happened, as it’s often used by SJWs when they falsely claim that Boston is a more racist city than comparable municipalities. Not Ry-Ry though. He embraces it.

He’s also trying to cash in on his prison assault, and started a GoFundMe in August which was reported and removed from the site:

I gotta give it to him, it’s worth a shot. He’s in federal prison. What does he have to lose? Everyone hates Larry Nassar and sex offenders in general. Might as well try to cash in on attacking him.

Anyway, if Ryan Patrick Lane or Boe Keenan wants to come on Turtleboy Live Saturday night we’d love to have them on. We’ve never had a live call-in from prison before, but if Scrawny and White Pride wanna be the first it would be an epic episode.

10 Comment(s)
  • Tom
    September 25, 2018 at 10:58 pm

    Another full on SJW post from so-called ‘SJW Hunter’. He’s mad that a child rapist got beaten and he’s TRIGGERED at the oh-so-mean words that these Charlestown dudes have said. I stand with Kane and Keenan. You’re nothing but a FUCKING USELESS LIBERAL!

  • Judge dread
    September 25, 2018 at 2:50 pm

    According to The incident report the neo nazi just punched him in the chest and face. I’m sure it was a good prison beating but I would be more impressed if he beat Nassar to death with a broom handle, Jeffrey Dahmer style.

  • IgnorantTurtleBoy
    September 25, 2018 at 2:04 pm

    Turtle boy should read read about history instead of trying to forget it. The Boston Globe mnarrayive of whites beating on blacks was just that a false narrative. Many whites bused into Roxbury were attacked but Turtleboy would rather forget that unpleasant fact,,,,,,,,,,,

    • Neighborhood Watch
      September 25, 2018 at 2:20 pm

      Yeah, and meanwhile blacks are totally safe walking around white neighborhoods. If they say they’re not, they’re full of shit. If white people walk around black neighborhoods, it’s a matter of time before they’re mugged or attacked.

      What’s good for us is good enough for them. Eye for an eye. Fuck being politically correct at this point.

  • One Answer
    September 25, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Would you rather live in an all black and Hispanic neighborhood, or a Nazi neighborhood?

    Think carefully. There is no “neither” choice.

  • Bart O'Kavanaugh
    September 25, 2018 at 12:23 pm

    Larry Nassar is a good man. Being treated very unfairly.

  • Art
    September 25, 2018 at 12:13 pm

    “Skinhead convicts that mete out Justice..God luv em’”!

  • Maude Gorman
    September 25, 2018 at 11:40 am

    Totally off topic, but did you guys see Maude Gorman was hired as the new spokesperson for “no more” @nomoreorg ?!?! Cant make this sh!t up, this is from their instagram page:

    “Survivors of sexual violence don’t share their stories for attention or fame. Those who report risk being questioned, re-traumatized, & ridiculed by a society that often disbelieves survivors and protects perpetrators. •••
    We MUST believe and support survivors. “

    • Y
      September 25, 2018 at 12:42 pm


    • Z
      September 25, 2018 at 1:32 pm

      I just saw they shared her pic on facebook today with that quote “Survivors of sexual violence don’t share their stories for attention or fame.” LMAO

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