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Local Boob Says 5 Year Old Granddaughter Was Called “N” Word On Auburn School Bus And He’s Bringing Everyone To Court If The Kids Aren’t Federally Charged

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Saw this posted yesterday on the Auburn Site’s Facebook page:

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Alright first of all, you know why I don’t believe a word this guy said? Because he didn’t use a single period in that entire nonsensical second hand rant. We’ve been in this business long enough to know that people who write like this are almost always in the wrong. That’s just a scientific fact. On the bright side, if this guy could just learn a little more punctuation and become handy with a 9-iron he could run for mayor of Fitchburg.

Anyway, the girl is supposedly five years old and she supposedly was called the “n” word by some 7 year olds. And this brilliant man wants to bring these 7 year olds to court on federal hate crime charges? Yea, that sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. Almost as believable as his story about taking a kid who bullied his daughter to court and getting a conviction after providing the judge with evidence. I’m sure that definitely happened. Definitely.

Here’s the weird part – this guy is totally white:

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If his spelling and grammar didn’t tip you off about his credibility then the jorts most certainly will. You cannot trust a grown man in jorts. Especially one who proudly lets his gut hang over his belt buckle like that.

As you can see, he’s as white as you can possibly get. Which is weird because he’s alleging that his granddaughter was called the “n” word on the school bus. I’m not saying this guy doesn’t have a black granddaughter, but if he’s a guy who plays the race card a lot and is sensitive to racial issues, then he probably shouldn’t be making the confederate battle flag his profile picture:

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Just sayin.

Oh yea, and his timeline is cluttered with nonsense like this:

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These people are a plague. I really don’t get it. When you play these games you have the choice at the end to either share the results of your game with your friends, or just click out of it and move on with your life. What kind of sick, demented human being would ever hit the share button? Why would ANYONE think that ANYONE on their Facebook roster gives a flying fuck about how they did in a meaningless Facebook game? And to make matters worse he even lets you know who he played:

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This man is the most blockable person on Facebook.

Anyway, if you read his rant and you believed anything that guy wrote then you’re a moron. But we’re living in 2016 and there is a never ending supply of people who want to believe everything they read on Facebook:

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Wow, Wayne really wants to make himself useful there. Ya see those responses right there? That’s everything you need to know about why Turtleboy would never be a teacher. Imagine having to deal with helicopter, know-it-all parents like this 24/7? That’s what pisses me off about shenanigans like this. All these people are lining up to crucify the administration at this elementary school because some shirtless nob said the school didn’t do anything about a racial incident that he wasn’t there to see. When people don’t know what they’re talking about and they talk anyway, we can laugh it off. But when they start acting like a mob of dooshnozzles and villify schools, cops, and other public servants, the turtle gets poked.

Keep in mind that all of this information not only comes from a completely illiterate local boob, it’s also second hand information from a five year old!! Because everything a five year old says is always exactly how it happened. And then they tell their Mensa grandfather about it and he write about it on Facebook and it becomes even more true. God people are dumb.

 

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20 Comment(s)
  • Brian Northboro
    September 24, 2016 at 12:51 pm

    EVERYONE is confused here and has completely misunderstood why he is upset…He’s mad not because his daughter is black and was called N. He’s mad because she is white and was called N. Nothing could be more upsetting to a confederate battle flag waving man than having his kid called an N….Jeez…come on folks…learn to garner the truth from the context of the article!

  • steven Stover
    September 24, 2016 at 9:56 am

    I fought for social justice…Do ya think they call me John the SJW? Nope….I caught a huge fish once. Do ya think they call me John the Big Fisherman? Nope. I beat all my fiends playing Cookie Jam. Do ya think the call me Cookie Jam Champ? Nope. But just one goat……..

  • Barnyard
    September 24, 2016 at 9:53 am

    Wow Tammy…..How many baby daddies do ALL your kids have ? Black,spanish… Sounds like you really get around. ( on your back) I bet your getting excited this week. A new check coming soon to help you get out and meet another future daddy at da club. You can thank me now.

    • Tammy
      September 24, 2016 at 11:01 am

      Obviously you don’t understand how the Government works. The Government is in place to provide we the people with free money, food, education, housing and cell phones. Now that I have explained that to you statistically it’s easier to receive these benefits and you get more money if your children are minorities. Hispanic kids get the most, that’s why everyone working at these important offices are Spanish. Asian kids not so much and white kids receive the least. Grow up you fucking idiot and show a little more respect for our Government!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    September 24, 2016 at 9:43 am

    While it’s not OK for kids to be thinking or calling other kids racist names, at least you know who the obvious racists are. The bigger problems are the latent racist liberals and SJWs lying about “helping” you all the while working actively to keep minorities down on the plantation with their racist policies and actions.

  • curious
    September 24, 2016 at 9:23 am

    Whatever happened to the old rule, “Sticks and stones will break my bones, but words never will”? How many times has someone been called a “motherfucker” or a “cocksucker” , or a dumb fuck or heard “I hate you”? Should the speakers all be sued or arrested for speaking words. Ooh, maybe someone doesn’t like me, curses at me, or wants to make fun of me, let me run to the court system to teach them a lesson and most importantly make some money. Words can be hurtful, but grow up. Whatever happened to free speech?

  • Tammy
    September 24, 2016 at 8:51 am

    People have to lighten up. All of my kids are biracial and if I freaked out every time another kid called one of them a nigger or a spic I would be upset all of the time. Life is to short , just move on.

  • Carol Johnston
    September 24, 2016 at 1:08 am

    I’m white and have a biracial grandchild. I would absolutely freak out if she got off the bus and told me that someone had called her the “N” word. So the guy is white. What’s your point? What matter that his punctuation is poor , his gut hangs over his belt? I usually get a kick out of your blogs, but not today. You’re actually dissing a 5 yr old.
    Just to clarify, I’m a SJW critic, a Trump fan, and usually a TBS fan, but you are off the rails this time.

  • Turtle Man
    September 23, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    2 things……
    1. Before you criticize someone’s grammar and punctuation, you should probably check your own.

    2. Didn’t I read an article you wrote on how the confederate flag isn’t offensive? Now are you saying that it is? Typical nudnik.

  • True Reality Speaks
    Married to a WPS Teacher
    September 23, 2016 at 7:40 pm

    Wayne is on the Auburn School Committee. He’s kind of the town boob and probably the last one I would want to get involved, but his heart is usually in the right place. He’s just too stupid to be useful, unfortunately – and everyone in town knows it.

    • Capitol Fuck Face
      September 24, 2016 at 8:19 am

      This turtle boy is a piece of work huh. Why the fuck did this useless hump of flesh call his website turtle boy sports?? Literally not a single article of info on sports. just a bunch of random obnoxious articles about people he randomly deems unintelligent. And the articles are like multiple paragraphs long. It made me chuckle and think about how lonely this fuck face must be for literally writing 5 paragraphs about one person he doesn’t even know. Like how do you get so much info on one human its fuckin weird. LOL. Its whatever. Not to mention all the shitty local advertisements hes has on here since fuckin last year. News flash time to change shit up my friend and come up with some new material, or maybe put something sports related like the shitty website promises. I mean…..the word sports is literally right in the name of the website. Well this was my entertainment for the morning. Much love my friend.

      • Cis white male
        September 24, 2016 at 8:48 am

        The sport is finding local buffoons and crapping on their life. Also, the article directly before this is about the patriots…

        • True Reality Speaks
          Mirror Mirror
          September 24, 2016 at 9:10 am

          And getting morons like Capitol Fuck Face to out themselves with idiotic comments.

    • Auburn Resident
      September 24, 2016 at 9:08 am

      TO: married to a WPS teacher,
      You obviously do not know Wayne or any truths about him. No one else goes to more meetings and goes out of his way to help anyone he can. His dedication to his country, veterans, and community cannot be questioned. Any l town should be so lucky to have Wayne Page as a resident.
      You say he’s a boob and stupid, you only show how ridiculous you are by speaking lies about someone you do not know. You do not even know what board he I serving on now, do you? Boy, talk about stupid, look in a mirror. Too bad being married to a teacher doesn’t make one smarter.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Married to a WPS Teacher
        September 24, 2016 at 9:21 am

        I guarantee I know Wayne a lot better than you. Never questioned his dedication, etc. I did state his heart is in the right place, but he’s pretty much useless because he’s a dolt. You should work on your reading skills.

        And tell me Einstein, is Wayne NOT on the school committee? He’s only the vice-chair!

        Only one looking stupid and embarrassing themselves is you, unfortunately. Do you vote for Robidoux, too?

        • True Reality Speaks
          Married to a WPS Teacher
          September 24, 2016 at 9:33 am

          And by the way, I have voted for Wayne many times. Despite his antics and occasional grandstanding, he’s useful in that he calls out the BS, PC, and shady dealings in Town. It’s unfortunate that he has some people like you making him look even worse by allegedly supporting him with idiotic posts like above.

        • Auburn Resident
          September 24, 2016 at 10:04 am

          Let’s se if understand you correctly, the town of Auburn has a stupid boob for the vice chair of the school Committee? Is that what you said?

        • BlueMin
          September 24, 2016 at 7:23 pm

          Is he as useless as Konnie who rises from the dead everyday to help the non-contributing members of the city?

      • Capt. Stubing
        September 24, 2016 at 3:39 pm

        Good afternoon Mrs.Page!

  • WormtownorBust
    September 23, 2016 at 6:29 pm

    If he eats lots of those largemouth bass, it might explain why he’s so illiterate.

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