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Saw this posted yesterday on the Auburn Site’s Facebook page:
Alright first of all, you know why I don’t believe a word this guy said? Because he didn’t use a single period in that entire nonsensical second hand rant. We’ve been in this business long enough to know that people who write like this are almost always in the wrong. That’s just a scientific fact. On the bright side, if this guy could just learn a little more punctuation and become handy with a 9-iron he could run for mayor of Fitchburg.
Anyway, the girl is supposedly five years old and she supposedly was called the “n” word by some 7 year olds. And this brilliant man wants to bring these 7 year olds to court on federal hate crime charges? Yea, that sounds like a perfectly normal thing to do. Almost as believable as his story about taking a kid who bullied his daughter to court and getting a conviction after providing the judge with evidence. I’m sure that definitely happened. Definitely.
Here’s the weird part – this guy is totally white:
If his spelling and grammar didn’t tip you off about his credibility then the jorts most certainly will. You cannot trust a grown man in jorts. Especially one who proudly lets his gut hang over his belt buckle like that.
As you can see, he’s as white as you can possibly get. Which is weird because he’s alleging that his granddaughter was called the “n” word on the school bus. I’m not saying this guy doesn’t have a black granddaughter, but if he’s a guy who plays the race card a lot and is sensitive to racial issues, then he probably shouldn’t be making the confederate battle flag his profile picture:
Oh yea, and his timeline is cluttered with nonsense like this:
These people are a plague. I really don’t get it. When you play these games you have the choice at the end to either share the results of your game with your friends, or just click out of it and move on with your life. What kind of sick, demented human being would ever hit the share button? Why would ANYONE think that ANYONE on their Facebook roster gives a flying fuck about how they did in a meaningless Facebook game? And to make matters worse he even lets you know who he played:
This man is the most blockable person on Facebook.
Anyway, if you read his rant and you believed anything that guy wrote then you’re a moron. But we’re living in 2016 and there is a never ending supply of people who want to believe everything they read on Facebook:
Wow, Wayne really wants to make himself useful there. Ya see those responses right there? That’s everything you need to know about why Turtleboy would never be a teacher. Imagine having to deal with helicopter, know-it-all parents like this 24/7? That’s what pisses me off about shenanigans like this. All these people are lining up to crucify the administration at this elementary school because some shirtless nob said the school didn’t do anything about a racial incident that he wasn’t there to see. When people don’t know what they’re talking about and they talk anyway, we can laugh it off. But when they start acting like a mob of dooshnozzles and villify schools, cops, and other public servants, the turtle gets poked.
Keep in mind that all of this information not only comes from a completely illiterate local boob, it’s also second hand information from a five year old!! Because everything a five year old says is always exactly how it happened. And then they tell their Mensa grandfather about it and he write about it on Facebook and it becomes even more true. God people are dumb.
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