Local Notorious Dickbag Arrested For Dressing Up As Terrorist With Knife While Holding Hillary Clinton Sign In Public, Whining About First Amendment

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A local Marshfield whack-job, with a history of douchetastic crazy, went viral yesterday after a video of him emerged for taking it one step further.


Joe Pecevich, a failed candidate for selectman, a guy who has so much time on his hands that he hosts a shitty cable access show and listens to the police scanner for fun, thought it was a brilliant idea to stage a one man pro-Trump protest. A dude named Mike Bivano video taped Crazy Joe dressed as a masked terrorist, holding a Hillary Clinton sign, and dancing around with a very real looking knife.


Mind you, jackass did it on the busiest street in Pembroke, but after the police drew weapons on him, and arrested him for disorderly conduct, he went on TV and cried like a bitch because he has the right to free speech.

Not while prancing around with a weapon, you tool. That’s not how free speech and the right to protest works. He’s butthurt the police did their jobs and said it was an obvious theatrical parody.

This is a parody:image

No, it was disorderly conduct. That’s why you were arrested for such and had a gun pulled on you.


How did the pavement taste, Joe? Like freedom?

You see, if you’re dressed like a terrorist and brandishing something that LOOKS like a real weapon, it’s no longer a protest or parody. It’s a lunatic running around with a sign and a knife. The police didn’t overreact. You aren’t as entitled as you think you are, blowhard. You should be in jail because you didn’t learn your lesson about being an overzealous moron the first time.


People like this guy don’t usually do this kind of shit once.

Back in 2010 Pecevich barged in to the Furnace Brook Middle School in Marshfield and caused such a scene that the school had to be put in to lock down. The school district had sent him a “No Trespass” order because he was behaving like an obnoxious turd on school property so many times before that they didn’t want him there again. Joe’s kid went to school there. What did Joe do to contest the order? He went to the school, despite the order telling him to GTFO, and caused an even bigger scene to show them who was a tough motherfucker. He was arrested for that too.


His poor kid. Middle school is hard enough without your father being the local scene-causing vagina.

Doesn’t he have a fucking job? Who has this much time to be a douche?


SSTurtlegirl’s local sources said that he’s an “aggressive asshole” and I have to agree. His “Normal Brain” should be in a psych ward.

People like this are on both sides of the political fence. They think that the rules don’t apply to them because they’re loud and invasive. They are constantly looking for their fifteen minutes of attention. You aren’t doing anyone, not even your candidate, a favor by taking it to such an extreme that people think you should be institutionalized.

Go home, sit your aggressive buttcheeks at your computer, and bitch about Killary and Chump from the safety of your own home JUST like everyone else’s drunk dad and uncle.

I’m not the liberal media and I’m not part of the liberal agenda. I’m just one of the billions of people who has had the misfortune to encounter guys like Joe in her life. I’m sure I am one of many that think you’re just an asshole.

I would like to also add that I can’t wait for this fucking election to be over. It’s exhausting and bringing out the worst of humanity. While I’m a liberal-leaning moderate I’m sick of both sides of the fence. I’m sick of the memes. I’m sick of the dimwits sharing their opinions on the local pages every thirty-seconds like anyone gives a shit. We get it. Everyone is triggered and it is getting you attention. This election is about as joyous as a oozing, swollen, hemorrhoid. SSTurtlegirl is done with this crap. I’m more looking forward to our Facebook page being reinstated than Election Day and that’s saying something.


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30 Comment(s)
  • BobnMic
    November 5, 2016 at 8:57 am

    Ooops just realized I never commented on topic. Got a little distracted by a commenting nutjob ^^^ who’d rather play games and take shots than offer anything meaningful.

    Anyway – this guy Pecevich is certifiable. A failed candidate for selectman? I wonder what his campaign was like. He must have got crushed on election day. Not all voters are stupid just some. He’s lucky he didn’t get shot when Police arrived but it looked like he was complying with the sergeant, who I am sure is familiar with him.

  • My Bad
    November 4, 2016 at 3:54 pm

    I didn’t even know Worcester had a south sure but regardless you had me after ‘douchetastic’. Throw in some dick and vagina descriptions in your articles and BobnMic will be on one knee proposing to you.

  • My Bad
    November 4, 2016 at 3:47 pm

    Oops, silly me. I read the beginning of the Title to this article ‘Local notorious dickbag’ and automatically thought it must be about BobnMic.

  • Digger
    November 3, 2016 at 8:53 pm

    You go SSTurtlegirl!! I like your blog.

    • November 3, 2016 at 10:36 pm

      Thank you! 🙂

      • BobnMic
        November 3, 2016 at 11:29 pm

        Nice job again South Shore Turtle Girl. I wanted to refer to you as one of those super talented rookies out of training camp that the coach goes, “Holy Shit” but that really does not seem to be befitting. You are already in the zone and that is what it is all about. Love your history knowledge btw as I am a history buff me-self. Wish I majored in it. Stupid dumb ass me.

        Fucking Volleyball…

        Anywho – TB thanks for keeping this talent on. Much appreciated and fun to read in addition to all other talents on staff.

        Great blog getting greater. Signs of a good businessman.

        • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
          November 4, 2016 at 6:15 am

          SHUT DE FUCK UP!

  • Sal Monella
    November 3, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Nixon versus Kennedy. Any guess who was a card carrying member of the NAACP and which one was the racist?

    Talk about vote fraud, Joe Kennedy bought enough extra votes to put his son in office. Didn’t turn out to well though.

  • Paul Larson
    November 3, 2016 at 7:54 pm

    Hillary Clinton said Trump was endorsed by the Klan. However, it was Democrat governors who created the Confederacy that started the Civil War, it was Democrat-Confederate veterans who formed the 550,000 man KKK, it was Democrats who passed the Jim Crow segregation laws, it was Democrats who led the New York City draft riots that hung free blacks from light poles and who burned the Black Orphans Asylum. It was Democrat Woodrow Wilson who showed the movie, Birth of a Nation, the KKK movie, at the white house. Mussolini loved Woodrow Wilson and thought Woodrow was the best politician in the world. It was LBJ who said the N—– will be voting Democrat for the next 200 years. LBJ also said that if he were still a senator from Texas rather than the president, he never would have voted for the civil rights law. George Wallace and Lester Maddox, both racists, were Democrats. In fact, the Democratic Party of Massachusetts would not accept Republican Lincoln’s emancipation proclamation freeing the slaves. By the way, I saw a high KKK leader endorsing Hillary on television news. The Democratic Party was the party of slavery. In fact, today Liberal Lefties tolerate a religion that believes in slavery for Christians and Jews who reject that religion and they also tolerate a religion that calls for the murder of sodomites (i.e., LBGTs)

    Paul Larson.

    • November 3, 2016 at 10:21 pm

      Generalizing anyone, or their belief system, based on their governmental party, is ignorant.

      While saying that the Democratic Party was the party of slavery is factual – you left off SEVERAL key little historical chunks, namely that the political poles being reversed when the issue of Civil Rights came in to play. By 1968 the Democrats saw that African Americans were going to be voting and they could sway elections. By choosing to omit parts of the big picture you made a pretty decent case. However, I majored in History and your version of historical facts is impressively abridged to fit your point.

      Plus, this guy is an aluminum hat-wearing whack job. He would be a whack job no matter what he was registered as.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    November 3, 2016 at 5:58 pm

    TB could have another Gene Wilder pic:

    “Eye-gore, would you mind telling me whose brain I DID put in?”

  • Paul Larson
    November 3, 2016 at 4:13 pm

    Was the subject of this article ever in the military? Did he risk his life so that others could enjoy their USA right to freedom of expression. Did he ever work as a cop, risking his life so that others could feel secure? If people stop serving in the military, we will all lose our Constitutional rights. If people stop working as cops, it will be extinction of the unfit, as Darwin put it.

    Paul Larson

    • BobnMic
      November 3, 2016 at 9:57 pm

      Mr. Paul Larson sir I read your comment a few pages ago with regard to your experiences in the Marine Corps back in the day with your security clearance back then with regard to what I believed was an article about the on-going Hillary criminal/treasonous saga if I recall. A comparison I believe as to what would happen to you if you were doing what she is/was doing and how screwed you’d have been. A great read BTW.

      I noticed not one commenter said to you thank you for your service. I was waiting a couple of days to see if someone would do just that. To my knowledge no one gave you the deserving praise that you did in fact earned. What the flying fuck is happening here? Is this the sixties all over again? I truly believe there are scary similarities politically and especially socially.

      In any event – I one timed mentioned, during a story about the military or military mentioned some time ago – I forget the subject matter – that I served a bit later than you in the U.S. Army. And boy did I get my balls knocked off here in the comment section by a very few if not just one commenter acting as few. That was unearthly surprising to me and still is. Being blindsided like that was an eye opener but up until then this blog comment section was never an issue.

      So what I am saying is I got your back and thank you again a generation before mine.

      Respectfully submitted,

      • November 3, 2016 at 10:36 pm

        Bob, what blog did they knock your socks off on? I’m surprised to hear you say that anyone got the best of you!

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 3, 2016 at 11:32 pm

          I did it because he’s a fucking habitual liar. Go type his name in Google and you will see the years he has been doing this sob story shit on here. So many times he has contradicted his own stories and lies.

          He says he was military and then said he wasn’t then said he was. One time he boasted about having great parents who raised him into adulthood to be a good man, and then recently wrote a sob story about how his dad died when he was 8 years old. His dad who was also a “military great” and drafted by the NFL lol…… but he turned down the NFL to serve.

          The list of lies is so long and unreal that you will only believe it when you read it. Of course he denies it all….but comments never go away!!

          Really…. like really please go type his name in and read how many times this guy has lied about his life on here. I’m begging you to start in April of 2016, and read all the way up until now. You tell me what you think. Even going back to 2015, you will catch him stalking…. HIMSELF…. on here for sympathy. There is a reason he averages 10+ downvotes.

          So, yeah… I told him he was a fucking loser and everytime he attempts to bother me on here, I will continue to tell him he’s a fucking loser.

          • BobnMic
            November 3, 2016 at 11:59 pm

            South Shore TurtleGirl, the above ^^^ speaks for itself. No further comment needed but a recognized declaration submitted by a crazy person. Via keyboard. So please disregard.

            And for Fiesty – How and why do you think that any of my life’s accomplishments, achievements and service is fraudulent? Where is your proof and why is this so important to you? I think I know why.

            Answer: Pathological lying and/or Histrionic personality disorder (HPD). Look this up then look in the mirror. I cannot tell you that you are an asshole because you are a sick person and that would make me the asshole. So get help.

          • GFY
            November 4, 2016 at 7:41 am

            If only Fiesty hates Bob, how does he get 20 down votes in everything he says? And why do I always have to Come here and wish a horrible death upon him?

          • November 4, 2016 at 9:54 am

            I’m just wondering if you two ever considered getting together in real life and maybe working out some of this aggression you have towards one another? It’s kind of cute to see you two fight flirting on my work.

            Snark aside, thanks again For the amazing compliments, Bob. I’m only really a rookie to the TB team but it’s a fun place to be a part of.

          • BobnMic
            November 4, 2016 at 10:52 am

            That is a noble suggestion South STG (and you are welcome for the compliments – I really like your slant on shit) but the suggestion is impossible for a few reasons. First and foremost I am a happily married man so meeting up with some nutjob female in an effort to calm her down is out of the question. Secondly, she claims to be married as well so it would not be appropriate for her either. Although she has no morals so being inappropriate, as we all have read over and over again, is not an issue with this crackhead. You cannot reason with unreasonable.

            Furthermore – How could I possibly meet and greet a person of any gender that has a harsh disdain for the Military and the Police? That person I would only want to choke out to be honest. Her problem with me is that I (not withstanding this) comment on topics with thought, analysis, compliment, criticize, and maybe even a suggestion or two. This alone bugs the shit out her because she wants to be the queen bee and the all mighty. I say then offer something or shut the fuck up and stop being a punk. That GFY screen name is her among an array of others. How cowardly is that.

            Lastly – She is from the Bronx, NY and a Yankee fan. Need I say more?

          • November 4, 2016 at 12:54 pm

            Well if you two ever want to mud wrestle for charity let me know. I will set it up.

          • BobnMic
            November 4, 2016 at 1:20 pm

            Oh Jesus. If we could put a muzzle on that so called mouth of hers I’d be game. If not them earplugs for me. Or both would be nice…

          • November 4, 2016 at 1:34 pm

            The visual on this is amazing. Hahaha.

          • BobnMic
            November 4, 2016 at 1:59 pm

            She’d weigh in at 105 lbs. at 5′ 1″ tall. I’d weigh in at 205 lbs. at 5′ 11″ tall. I’d spin her around like a basketball on my finger tip. Seriously though I just wish she’d shut the fuck up and I do not want to break her in half. That’s not right as much as some people here would want me too. Your idea is hilarious however. Too funny.

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            November 4, 2016 at 3:19 pm

            Sorry Bob. Not one person here will like you just because someone who writes for Turtleboy does.

            So, your idea of kissing ass in an attempt to get me to be quiet, wasting your time.

            Die a slow miserable death. I wouldn’t be surprised if you are sending articles as a female just so you can have a taste of Turtleboy. Well, since you’ve been riding for years and STILL no one likes you. That must hurt your fragile heart.

            My feelings as well as many others here won’t change, you’re a fucking lying psychopathic loser.

            Back to ignoring you… What a half assed attempt to intimidate me… Lol!

          • BobnMic
            November 4, 2016 at 3:37 pm

            ” I wouldn’t be surprised if you are sending articles as a female just so you can have a taste of Turtleboy.”

            Damn you got me finally. Ok I’ll come clean. I am South Shore TurtleGirl. And you are right everybody hates me regardless. Everybody = just you.

            The more you attack me the more foolish you look. You are burying yourself. If you give it a rest and stick to the topics you may find that people just might agree with you for once. Just sayin’…

          • BobnMic
            November 5, 2016 at 12:40 pm

            “Sorry Bob. Not one person here will like you.” or my favorite “My feelings as well as many others here won’t change.”

            Exactly who was it again that put you in charge of speaking for everybody? I forgot. Was it God because I so love it how you think you know what all other commenters’ “feelings” are. That is some crazy heavy duty psychic ESP shit right there. Not one other commenter in here including yours truly speaks for anybody else because that type of Napoleon Complex in and of itself is insane.

            Get higher heels so you’ll be a bit taller and you won’t feel so inferior/inadequate as compared to the rest of the world will ya? It just might work. Maybe then you’d become this magical nice person…

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            November 5, 2016 at 1:27 pm

            No, really BobnMic, SHUT DE FUCK UP!

          • BobnMic
            November 5, 2016 at 1:48 pm

            Sorry not going to ever happen. Now go back to Egypt. Scoot – skedaddle- chop chop.

        • BobnMic
          November 4, 2016 at 12:23 am

          Thanks South Shore Turtlegirl. But as you can see I have my hands full. What can you do – I have been commenting on here pretty much since day one and some people just want you (me) to gooo awayyy…

          This nutjob calling herself a lawyer is again pretty much the only one as far as I know.

          Nice huh? Welcome to the internet I guess…Jeeze.

          • Tommy Chong
            November 4, 2016 at 11:53 am

            Are you high?

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