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Longmeadow Lucky Sperm Owner Of Amherst Liquor Store Alleges Racism By Hadley PD For Pulling Him Over For Traffic Violations, Won’t Talk With Respectful Sgt Because He’s “Afraid”

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Hadley has the misfortune of being the gateway between Amherst and all points west, north, and south. This includes Northampton, Springfield, Holyoke, Connecticut, New York, and of course New Jersey. Everything outside of Route 9 smells like cow shit. Literally everything. But pretty much all traffic goes through Route 9, which is filled with chain restaurants, fast food joints, Walmart, and bootleg “malls.” So on a day to day basis hundreds of thousands of slugpumps drive through Hadley, many of who are carrying drugs and driving like assholes.

One of these chudstuffers is Amherst business owner Neal Patel, who seems to think that he is exempt from being pulled over for traffic violations because of the color of his skin:

An Amherst business owner and the Hadley Police Department have engaged in a public back-and-forth over claims of racial profiling. Neal Patel, owner of Amherst Wines & Spirits, wrote on the department’s Facebook page recently that he had been “pulled over quarterly for highly questionable reasons just because (I) drive a nice car.” Patel, 29, said he drives a blue BMW and the car is readily identifiable to police. Sgt. Mitchell Kuc responded publicly to Patel’s post, saying the department takes racial profiling allegations seriously and inviting Patel to email him.


I already learned everything I needed to know about this muff chowder the second he mentioned that he “drives a nice car.” Only an unbearable, self-absorbed dooshnozzle would ever use that phrase and two sentences later say, “I have nice things because I work hard.”  I know the type immediately. He’s the type that poses for pictures like this:

And rocks the latest Burberry Outlet swag and dirty sunglasses that he got off the clearance rack at the Lee Outlets.

And of course he’s lived his whole life in Longmeadow, where the town slogan is, “Your Dads work for our Dads.” So basically he’s the textbook definition of privileged.

I also guarantee Neal Patel is driving around, spending the Patel money on “nice cars,” and when he goes out to the club for a night of disco he spend $800 on “top shelf” liquor, which is really just Mr. Boston’s poured into another bottle.

And wouldn’t ya know it, here he is gettig his disco on at the club:

Never saw that one coming.

He also does Bollywood sketch videos:

Although according to the commenters, this particular video was plagiarized.

But even chodemuffins like this get treated respectfully and professionally by the Hadley PD:

Kuc in an email to The Republican said they have not been able to connect beyond Facebook.

“While Mr. Patel’s comment is obviously public, we feel it would be unprofessional of us as an agency to get in to the specifics of Mr. Patel’s police interactions in a public forum,” Kuc wrote. He said the department did “go ahead and conduct our own review of the matter to ensure legal/policy compliance, and we found that there were no indications that stops were other than for legally justified reasons. We hope that Mr. Patel does reach out to us so that we can speak with him directly of his concerns,” Kuc said.

See that? The cops dropped everything they were doing to run an internal investigation. Turns out the stops were justified. Not according to this cock biscuit though:

Patel said he has been stopped three times in Hadley this past year. He said he doesn’t want “to stir the pot” and has not contacted Kuc because he’s a little afraid.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA!!! He’s “afraid” of the police officer who respectfully engaged in a dialogue with him on Facebook.

In other words, he’s a COWARD. A pussy. Not a real man. A real man can talk to other reasonable men and settle their differences. But he’s just some lucky sperm second generation child who got handed everything in life by his hard working immigrant parents. So he doesn’t have it in him to address a police officer directly. Instead he leaves a one star review, and when the cop attempts to speak with him he whines about being “afraid” to message privately.

According to his post he is a “law abiding citizen” who was only pulled over because of the color of his skin. But clearly he doesn’t understand what “law abiding means”:

But he said he was frustrated the third time he was stopped for what he said was a minor traffic violation, something he said has not happened in any other community. He would like police to know that’s frustrating being young and a person of color. He said once he was stopped for not using his signal when he was trying to avoid hitting a car in front of him, another time for not using his signal when he said he did, and another time for not having a front license plate.

Hey shithead, law abiding citizens obey the law. You were pulled over for failing to obey the law. All those things you did – tailgating, moving lanes without a signal, not having a license plate on your fancy BMW – those are all against the law. You also forgot to mention that you had tinted widows, which would make it pretty hard for cops to racially profile you.

Then there’s the fact that there are no shortage of black and brown people who traffic Route 9 in Hadley every day. Like I said, it’s the gateway from Holyoke and Springfield to Amherst. The idea that a lucky sperm Longmeadow Indian kid from the highest caste would be specifically targeted is laugh out loud funny.

Additionally, here’s what a source tells us:

In August of 2017, a Hadley Officer of Puerto Rican descent stopped him for speeding and failing to signal. Two weeks ago, prior to his nutty FB review, he was stopped by a different officer for no front plate. At that time, his tint was tested because it’s so dark it’s right at the limit. The Cop who stopped him loves chapter 90 so much that he’s filled about eight books in the two months and somehow this guy is the only one hanging on the social media cross. 

This really just pisses me off. There is legitimate racism in this country, but because of faux racism like this, it’s hard to believe anything you see or hear in the media. He’s just a wannabe baller from Longmeadow who thinks he’s a hot shit because he owns a liquor in a college town (which literally cannot possibly fail by it’s nature) and drive a BMW.

And since he gave the Hadley Police a 1 star review for doing their job, it would be a shame if his business page got flooded with 1 star reviews. Whatever you do, DO NOT FLOOD THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE WITH 1 STAR REVIEWS!!

Sad thing is that I’ve bought booze at this place plenty of times before. It’s right on Route 9 on the way to UMass. I had no reason NOT to buy from there. Now I do. Looks like Liquors 44 is gonna be the big winner here.

The bottom line is that he’s just trying to jump on the oppression train. But it does’t really work because Indians and other Asian folk completely reject self victimization. It’s why so many of them live in places like Longmeadow and Shrewsbury. Because they work their asses off and they don’t have excuses. At least their parents did. If Neal Patel is any indication the new generation seems to be embracing all the things their parents rejected.

48 Comment(s)
  • Jojo
    February 15, 2018 at 12:40 am

    It’s probably a 3 series on a lease, that’s like driving a high end Toyota Camry, you know…like the XLE model. How do you say douchebag in Hindi? Fuckin Chaiwala!

  • Scott Pilgrim
    February 14, 2018 at 8:25 pm

    Anyone else remember when this guy attacked me at the Battle of the Bands? It went like this…

    He crashed through the roof and said, “Mr. Pilgrim! It is I, Matthew Patel! Consider our fight begun!”

    That’s when Wallace said, “Watch out! It’s that one guy!”

    We fought for a minute and then Patel said,  “Well, well, well, you’re quite the opponent, Pilgrim.”

    Still not knowing what the hell was going on, I asked, “Who the hell are you, anyway?”

    He replied, “My name is Matthew Patel, and I’m Ramona’s first evil ex boyfriend.”

    Crazy, right?

  • Hindu Nuffin
    February 14, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    Hey if I was from India and an officer approached my car with a box of soap, I would be offended too

  • Death to the Left
    February 14, 2018 at 6:44 pm

    Typical slumdog millionaire

  • Elizabeth Warren
    February 14, 2018 at 6:28 pm

    I’m Indian too. I feel his pain.

  • Hugh Jass
    February 14, 2018 at 4:47 pm

    I once asked an India girl out for a date and she was like “I only date guys who have a job, not a virgin, and don’t smell bad.”.
    The nerve, I’m a catch!

  • Nay
    February 14, 2018 at 4:42 pm

    Maybe you should learn the true meaning of journalism and not stoop down to the level you have with the vulgar comments. How does that make you any better? As a child of an immigrant that had to earn everything- I disagree with your comments about where he lives. Despite living in Longmeadow- I am sure his parents had to work hard. Are you a person of color? If not- you have no place to say much here as you. Also the people replying to this- ARE in fact being racist so despite your attempt to call him out for being wrong- you literally helped the racist folk come out of the wood work! Well done sweetheart. Why don’t you stick to playing with turtles and let adults handle the situation in an adult manor.

    • Nay is racist
      February 14, 2018 at 5:17 pm

      Did you just say only a person of color has a right to “say as much”? That would make YOU the racist here.

    • Screw PC
      February 14, 2018 at 5:30 pm

      Shut the fuck up, Neal.

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 14, 2018 at 4:27 pm

    “Your daughter come to my house and she kicked my dog! Why did she do it? This is Kerpal. I live down the street from you. You are going to jail, you fucking guy you.”

    • LocalYokel
      February 14, 2018 at 4:47 pm

      Listen, you bastard guy.

  • King Patel
    February 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

    My cousins own all of the convenience stores you lazy Americans and I will tell them to label all of the Slurpee machines ‘out of order!’. Hiyaggghaggh!

    Do you think it is easy ringing up lottery tickets all day?

    • Wicked White 5-0
      February 14, 2018 at 6:20 pm

      May as well! You’ve been killing us with old hot dogs for decades! 

  • Cracker
    February 14, 2018 at 3:54 pm

    I’d trade all the Hispanics in Massachusetts for Indians without even thinking about it.

    The crime rate would drop by at least 45% overnight.

    Then there’s the other 55% caused by the Negroes.

    • LocalYokel
      February 14, 2018 at 4:08 pm

      There’d be a lot more literal shit in the streets though, that’s for sure. And unlike the article from this morning, there would be NO T.P. !!!

    • vicxh
      February 14, 2018 at 4:39 pm

      I am sure once you deport all the Hispanics, you could set up concentration camps for Blacks too, you genius ….

  • LocalYokel
    February 14, 2018 at 3:30 pm

    Oh, and if you want yokel’s definition of a ‘brown’ person:

    Someone who can be either black or white, depending which provides greater social currency in the given situation.

  • LocalYokel
    February 14, 2018 at 3:28 pm

    “You kick my dog! You bastard guy! My name is Kerpal, and I am at the airport”

    I love how these Patels all talk about how haram and evil alcohol is but somehow Allah looks the the other way when they buy a liquor store and they have no problem passing booze over the counter for you for that legal tender.

    • KJDS
      February 14, 2018 at 3:31 pm

      Well, they’re most likely Hindu (if religious at all), not Muslim, and Hinduism has no religious ban on alcohol, so . . .

      • I wear a lot of gold
        February 14, 2018 at 3:40 pm

        God there are some dumb people who read this blog. Though India does have a large Muslim population in the north; the higher caste Patels would be Hindu and have nothing to do with Allah.

        • LocalYokel
          February 14, 2018 at 3:42 pm

          You know Patel is a name like Smith and has nothing to do with religion right?

        • Non-Certified Resident Indianologist
          February 14, 2018 at 3:57 pm

          Patels are also the lowest caste of all.

          You don’t have a fucking clue what you’re talking about.

          • Wicked White 5-0
            February 14, 2018 at 6:18 pm

            He’s Hindu.
            Regardless, he’s a cop-hating, race-baiting entitled scumbag through and through.

          • vicxh
            February 14, 2018 at 10:38 pm

            As long as he comes from a sh**hole, let us send him back there. Where the Norwegian Immigrants at?

  • Hugh Jass
    February 14, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    Read the posts from that racist, homophobic “White Cop” on here and no one could blame him. Come and get me, White Cop. You won’t.

    • Hugh Jass
      February 14, 2018 at 3:24 pm

      I do donuts right in front of White Cop on his shifts … at the Greendale Mall while he is in his Paul Blart car… Snicker.

      • White Cop
        February 14, 2018 at 3:49 pm

        Closer to the truth, you might get picked up driving down 290 for the possession of a little brown bottle and some blue magic that you didn’t even realize you had on you.

        Snicker.

        • Hugh Jass
          February 14, 2018 at 4:12 pm

          All talk, no action. Snicker.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 14, 2018 at 4:16 pm

            Next thing we’ll be reading about you in the local rags, another 5’5″ cop beating his spouse…

    • White Cop
      February 14, 2018 at 4:01 pm

      Ahhh, the beauty is that you have no idea what I even look like.

      I could be anybody wearing a badge. And white. That narrows it down a lot.

      Snicker.

      • Hugh Jass
        February 14, 2018 at 4:11 pm

        Look who’s making excuses for not backing up his boasts that he was “closing in on me.” Snicker. Barney Fife and Paul Blart have nothing on you, flatfoot… Mental midget.

        • White Cop
          February 14, 2018 at 4:21 pm

          Who said I was “closing in on you”? Relax, deviant freak. You’re making up things and getting all paranoid. Don’t get your pink panties in a twist… yet. Snicker.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 14, 2018 at 4:25 pm

            I’ll be at the DD on Main in Worcester at 5, big mouth. Enjoying a couple of cruellers and a large regular. I’ll have a backwards Sox hat on. Ask for Jimmy. Come plant all that evidence on me and in my car like you threatened, big mouth.

      • White Cop
        February 14, 2018 at 4:24 pm

        Keep this up, and you’ll pee your dress any time you see blue lights on Grafton Street. Snicker.

        • White Cop
          February 14, 2018 at 4:43 pm

          Awww, you’re getting all flustered. Sorry to make you so nervous. Maybe you shouldn’t falsely report pages and apps and harass people for attention. You’re mouth is writing a check you can’t cash, spuzz-guzzler.

          Anyway, twinkletoes, there are three Dunkin’ Donuts shops on Main Street. You didn’t specify.

          Also, any officer who knows how to do his job would wait for you to do something wrong, otherwise that would be harassment… mental midget.

          Snicker.

          • Hugh Jass
            February 14, 2018 at 4:51 pm

            Fat, lazy cops know where all the DD are. Snicker.

          • White Cop
            February 14, 2018 at 5:06 pm

            Once again, you didn’t specify which one on Main Street. That’s OK, I’ll do my own leg work.

            You can meanwhile guess which LEO I am. Snicker.

        • Hugh Jass
          February 14, 2018 at 6:50 pm

          Typical internet tough guy; turtles every time. Snicker. Jimmy. Backward Sox cap. From Worcester. Look me up. You won’t. Smooches.

          • White Cop
            February 14, 2018 at 8:49 pm

            A guy named Jimmy who lives in Worcester who wears a Sox cap backwards. Got it. That narrows it down even more.

            You’re a total pussy or a total idiot. Most likely both.

            Height? Eye color? Black or white?

            Any answer, tough guy?

          • Hugh Jass
            February 15, 2018 at 7:51 am

            I thought that you were the big, tough cop bragging about how he is gonna “get me” and break federal felony laws by planting evidence on me. Snicker. I knew you were nothing but a mall cop (if that), an internet tough guy without cajones or brains. Double snicker.

  • Osiris
    February 14, 2018 at 3:03 pm

    He’s a dead ringer for the Slumdog Millionaire.

  • Neal Patel
    February 14, 2018 at 2:44 pm

    I’m not dealing with this right now. Cricket is on TV. Daaaa-aaad… Call the lawyer. My character is being deformed…

  • KJDS
    February 14, 2018 at 2:42 pm

    You may want to check the ownership of the other store you mentioned. Where I live, there are about 10 stores with different names – all owned by the same family.

    • Do Tell Patel
      February 14, 2018 at 2:58 pm

      You can’t swing a dead sacred cow without hitting a Patel in India.

    • I wear massive amounts of gold
      February 14, 2018 at 3:09 pm

      They got the name right on this one…..though Patel’s own several liquor stores in the area……

      This asshole owns the one stated on Rt. ( towards Belchertown)

  • Papa Patel
    February 14, 2018 at 2:40 pm

    My son, the pussy! I thought I raised him better! But what am I thinking? I raised him in Western Mass I should have known there’s a higher chance he turns out to be a wussbag!

    • vicxh
      February 14, 2018 at 4:38 pm

      Why did you let him have a nice car and f** all this p***y? You spoiled him – should have kept him in Math class or at the Motel …

  • WTF
    February 14, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    What is an “alterior” motive?

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