If you missed last night’s live show we revealed this year’s Ratchet Madness 2020 Champion. You can’t play Luther Vandross’ version of One Shining Moment due to copyright so I had to sing it a capella instead. Also did the freestyle at 1:40, and had a call in from Ramy the bootleg New Jersey predator poacher and Leigha Genduso at the end. Oh, and my impromptu cohost was drunk Dave Cullinane, who was easily the least popular cohost in the history of the live show. I personally think we should have him on again for a second shot at sober redemption.
Nicki Evans totally deserved this and turtle riders absolutely made the right decision. She now goes down in history with Rian Waters, Didi Delgado, and Ashley Losapio as Ratchet Madness Legends.
To me it was either her or Bristol Blarney, who came the closest to defeating her. Lorrayna Calle is a psychopath and human garbage but she thrives off the attention. Nicki Evans didn’t want this kind of attention, which made her more worthy. She sent me this on Thursday:
Then she sent me this last night during the show once she realized she couldn’t win.
Update: That GoFundMe was never real. Denise would ever start a GFM because Sony Calle has never paid her child support to begin with. Lorrayna just photoshopped that stuff onto an existing GFM in order to try to get met to write about Denise. Because Lorrayna is a psychopath who can’t even win Ratchet Madness despite launching a campaign to do so. But in fairness, her husband is probably a lot worse. Lorrayna is mentally ill. Her husband enables her and allows her to abuse his child. It doesn’t get much lower than that.
Oh, and after the show Ramy El-Daly sent me a threatening message vowing to “fuck up all your social media pages.”
Hey Ramy – you just poked the turtle bruh. Game on.
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