Lorrayna Calle Is Pissed She Lost Ratchet Madness To Nicki Evans, Ramy The Bootleg Predator Poacher Vows To “Fuck Up My Social Media” For Exposing Him


If you missed last night’s live show we revealed this year’s Ratchet Madness 2020 Champion. You can’t play Luther Vandross’ version of One Shining Moment due to copyright so I had to sing it a capella instead. Also did the freestyle at 1:40, and had a call in from Ramy the bootleg New Jersey predator poacher and Leigha Genduso at the end. Oh, and my impromptu cohost was drunk Dave Cullinane, who was easily the least popular cohost in the history of the live show. I personally think we should have him on again for a second shot at sober redemption.

Nicki Evans totally deserved this and turtle riders absolutely made the right decision. She now goes down in history with Rian Waters, Didi Delgado, and Ashley Losapio as Ratchet Madness Legends.

To me it was either her or Bristol Blarney, who came the closest to defeating her. Lorrayna Calle is a psychopath and human garbage but she thrives off the attention. Nicki Evans didn’t want this kind of attention, which made her more worthy. She sent me this on Thursday:

Then she sent me this last night during the show once she realized she couldn’t win.

Update: That GoFundMe was never real. Denise would ever start a GFM because Sony Calle has never paid her child support to begin with. Lorrayna just photoshopped that stuff onto an existing GFM in order to try to get met to write about Denise. Because Lorrayna is a psychopath who can’t even win Ratchet Madness despite launching a campaign to do so. But in fairness, her husband is probably a lot worse. Lorrayna is mentally ill. Her husband enables her and allows her to abuse his child. It doesn’t get much lower than that.

Oh, and after the show Ramy El-Daly sent me a threatening message vowing to “fuck up all your social media pages.”

Hey Ramy – you just poked the turtle bruh. Game on.



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26 Comment(s)
  • Pop goes the sand weasel
    May 5, 2020 at 11:36 pm

    Turned a hobby into a profession in the Middle East.
    Fun times when you’re making pink mist and scattered matter out of Ramy’s cousins’ melons.
    I miss that sometimes. Those were my moments of Zen.

  • Silencio DoGood
    May 3, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    Nick Evans fucked her husbands honorable hero friends, all trash themselves, until the only person to love her killed himself. she is the highest of the low and earned every vote.

  • Moe Greene
    May 3, 2020 at 5:49 pm

    10k says Aia Polansky would kick the ever living shit out of Ramy El-Daly

  • Satan
    May 3, 2020 at 5:16 pm

    Lorrayna.I voted for you darling……

    • Waitaminnit
      May 5, 2020 at 11:28 pm

      But wouldn’t that be like voting for yourself?

  • Muhammad bangs little boys
    May 3, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    What’s he going to do, fly a plane into your house? His parents were last seen sitting barefoot in the sand cooking a rat on a stick over a camel turd fire. This haji needs to spend less time on the Internet and more time selling g Slurpies and scratch tickets.

    • Judge dread
      May 3, 2020 at 11:33 pm

      All they the press has to do is declare 9/11 physics and anything is possible.

  • Gerald Broflovski
    May 3, 2020 at 4:34 pm

    Game on Ramy.Game on.

    • Dildo Shwaggins
      May 3, 2020 at 7:43 pm

      Hi skankhunt42. It’s go time!

  • Spic Tormentor
    May 3, 2020 at 3:46 pm

    Something tells me Ramy is going to try to IED you

    • Honky Tormentor
      May 3, 2020 at 4:39 pm

      I was thinking the same thing!

      • Rod Ramsey
        May 3, 2020 at 9:52 pm

        my honkey!

  • randiguy2006
    May 3, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Can you maybe now post some fresh content?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    Bye Bruh
    May 3, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    Ramy done Poked the Turtle.

  • Judge dread
    May 3, 2020 at 2:06 pm

    I wonder between social distancing and ratchet madness, how many ratchets who were down voted went on fentanyl / meth / child abuse binges? Probably a lot more than one thinks.

  • Steamed clams
    May 3, 2020 at 1:12 pm

    Sinus up!!!

  • another catch
    May 3, 2020 at 12:51 pm

  • Boston Irish
    Daniel Carver
    May 3, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    Waste of time wigger

    May 3, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Hey that’s some funny shit, oh sorry guys its CLARKE in case you forgot I’m Mayor Marty Walsh’s childhood BFF!!!!! But regardless enough about me and Marty getting back to this insanity, I feel bad the young lady is so bitter!! Hopefully she straightens her struggles out and stops looking for all this negative attention. But regardless I’m a lil busy today I’m heading into Boston with boxes of masks and handing them out to folks. You know just a show of gratitude and show of support for Governor Baker and of course Mayor Marty!!!

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 3, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Ramy, gonna make you my bitchboi and wipe my shoes all on your bitchboi face after I step in dog doo. I know how you goat rapers hate the bottom of shoes, and dogs but are into Man Love Thursdays and little boys – Google batchubazi I think Ramy is just eliminating the competition not trying to expose chomos.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Herr Doktor
      May 3, 2020 at 12:43 pm

      Sorry, spelling mistake, Google Bacha Bazi not Bachubazi. Still goat raping chomos, right Ramy?

  • Ramy the Dono scam artist
    May 3, 2020 at 12:30 pm

    I’ll fucking obliterate you my guy. Shout out to the sucka for the 10 Dolla Dono my guy. I had to buy my girl something nice and save for a Tesla and bulletproof vest my guy

  • WeRFucked
    May 3, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    Wear your fucking masks or you or someone you love will probably die. It’s up to you.

    It’s not that big of a deal.

  • Howie Duin
    May 3, 2020 at 12:06 pm

    There is a kite over there.

    • WeRFucked
      May 3, 2020 at 12:16 pm

      What in the ass fucking does that even mean?

      • Thanx for playing
        May 3, 2020 at 12:27 pm

        It was a mice experiment.

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