Lowell Cockwhistle Kyle Shockley Has Graduated From Harassing Cops To Harassing The Military At Andrews Air Force Base While Wearing Chewbacca Costume


Kyle Shockley, the most notorious “fuck the po-lease” chowder chud on the Internet (read all about him here) has continued his quest to harass great people and make their lives difficult at Edwards Air Force Base in Maryland. What he was doing there was unclear, but he dressed up in a Chewbacca outfit, which was amazing.

From what I’ve seen in this video he seems to have flown out to California to troll our men and women in uniform because he’s evidently graduated from harassing the cops to harassing the military. He literally just starts illegally filming on federal government property (you can’t film a lot of the things on an air force base because it’s classified) for no apparent reason, until they ask him to stop, at which time he is temporarily detained and whines like the chode that he is. Right around the 20:45 mark is where they decide to detain him.

“I am allowed to resist an unlawful attention!!!”

If you yell that 20 times in a row at the top of your lungs the Fuck 12 fairy shows up and grants you a free court appointed attorney.

Poor Kyle, he had to go through the trauma of being temporarily put in handcuffs while the mean army men gently placed his camera on the ground and put their hands out so that he can give them his bus card.

So oppressed!

The air force dudes, who no doubt have much more important things they’d rather be doing instead of explaining to Kyle and his butt buddy the ways in which they’ve misinterpreted the Constitution, were as patient as the police are in all of his videos. But this guy reached his breaking point when they handed him 10 pages of a DHS memo that Kyle mistakingly thought allowed him to do what he was doing.

He humored them for a minute because they went through the trouble of printing this out at the local library, but ultimately told them to quit filming or GTFO. Naturally Kyle chose neither and is now planning on suing the United States Air Force for trampling on his rights to harass them and film in an unauthorized are while wearing a Chewbacca costume.

I’m sure this will not be the last we see of him.


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42 Comment(s)
  • No Quarter
    March 15, 2019 at 8:05 am

    I wonder how many violations of the 3rd Amendment that camera boy has made in Kyle Cuckley’s fun tunnel…

  • Ozzy
    March 14, 2019 at 9:58 pm

    Send him to Gitmo. Should fit in nicely.

  • Sir, you forgot these pieces of your teeth !!
    March 14, 2019 at 7:50 pm

    They let a bunch of us pvts, pfc’s and lance corporals work crowd control at a naval air station we Marines were training on out in California back in the early ‘80’s . Our only instructions were don’t kill or paralyze anyone with these 2 foot long “nightsticks” (pr24’s I think) they handed out.
    Then they unleashed us on the anti- nuke, anti-American, anti-gringo mob of losers. It was an absolute carnival of blunt force trauma, whistling mouth wounds, panicked Spanish jabbering and laughs !! It was one of the best Saturday morning workouts I’ve ever had.

  • Kyle cocksuckley
    March 14, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    Great job by USAF security forces police. Anyone on here who supports first amendment audits is an assclown as well. How about a fourth amendment audit. The men and women who protect us don’t need your civilian-ass auditing BS. Go audit a rope in ya moms basement. People are better trained than ever. Academies are longer and tests are harder. The difference lays in the amount of Kyle cocksuckleys who attempt to test and rebuke the system every which way. Eat a nice big cocks ya all Shockley cocksuckleys.

  • Bob
    March 14, 2019 at 6:17 pm

    I love watching 1st Amendment Audits as it’s ridiculous how many cops just don’t know the law and how many have such huge egos when they realize that people don’t have to legally listen to them. But with that being said, Kyle is a complete assclown. He gives 1st Amendment Auditors a bad name. As he isn’t doing it to give awareness to people’s rights. He does it because he hates cops and is an asshole. This case though is interesting. And he maybe right, hence why charges were dropped. This isn’t some classified area like the article says. This is the Visitor Center. A place where hundreds of people take pictures and videos everyday. Also, why are they calling the county police to take them? If they are on military property, then county police would have no authority. Usually though 1st Amendment Auditors stay outside the base and record, because if you go on federal property you do give up some rights. However, they were at the visitor center and amazingly nobody asked them to leave, so they were never trespassing.

    • Rogue Nation channel does audits right
      March 14, 2019 at 6:41 pm

      Well said. First Amendment Audits are needed to hold all public servants accountable to the constitutional and legal standard to which they are expected to uphold while in the course of their professional duty.

      I love watching them as well and it certainly makes the public appreciate all the good public servants and even more so the great police officers out there that respect the basic constitutional rights of all citizens they come in contact with.

      Will that said, Kyle is a bad apple though and a CUNT! I have no idea why granite state continues to do audits with him, but it is a bad move. He purposefully instigates and makes the interaction go overboard unnaturally. He is nothing more than an attention whore masquerading as someone who cares about our constitutional rights, but he doesn’t care about them or anyone else.

    • Mark
      March 14, 2019 at 9:10 pm


      They’re calling the county police because military law has no authority over civilians. Military LE can detain civilians for safety, but they can’t arrest them. The only military LE that can arrest civilians are civilian special agents in the Army CID, AFOSI, NCIS, and DCIS. And those guys don’t guard the gate.

      Secondly, civilian police in the area most certainly do usually have (limited) authority on base. The agencies near a base will sign a “MOU” in which the base commander grants them LE authority on-base in order to deal with civilians.

      Lastly, most bases’ “property” extends beyond the fence. So if they ask you to leave, and you don’t, you’re trespassing, and they can fuck you up.

      For someone who seems so interested in 1A Audits, you should probably educate yourself about what LE can and can’t do in the first place.

    • Y
      March 15, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Kyle definitely sucks. Here he is causing a scene in a Van Nuy’s DMV and starting a fight w/a civilian:

      • Y
        March 15, 2019 at 9:55 am

        Part 2:

    • Murt Burful
      March 15, 2019 at 9:01 pm


      I know everything I need to know about you when you used the word “ass clown”. Obviously trying to be cute, that is a sjw term. Your opinion holds no merit. I suggest you clean the cum out of your wife’s cunt from her last bull before she gets a uti.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Kyle needs an asskicking
    March 14, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    This muff is a very, very lucky guy !
    Back in the mid 1960’s, when I pulled post at Westover, we we’re providing security for the ’52s and the nuclear stockpile that was present on base at the time.
    This clown would have been warned once !
    The second ” warning” would have consisted of a rifle round, center mass, to the center of his Chewbacca suit.
    As for Ms. Camera ?
    After getting stomped on by several pairs of Corcoran’s, his camera would have met with an untimely demise.
    We didn’t fuck around back then.
    This asswad needs a good old-fashioned ass kicking.
    I’d personally take his copy of the Constitution and shove it up his fat, hairy ass !

  • Kyle “The Shocker” Cockley
    March 14, 2019 at 5:41 pm

    I can’t wait to put one between these twinks running lights. Find the off button and watch the buzzards arrive.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    March 14, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Tie him to the back of a jet and take a flight

  • What a freaking maroon. P.S. Francis sucks chud.
    March 14, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Because nothing says “take me seriously “ more than a chubacca onesie.

  • Kyle’s Mom’s Friend
    March 14, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Kyle’s mom Cheryl sucks my dick for cigarette and Keno money. She said she used to rub Kyle’s prostate to get him to fall asleep. He usually came all over her when she did this and she said he wanted her to make him clean up the load with his tongue.

  • Mark
    March 14, 2019 at 4:35 pm

    These two took a day off work to go do this…oh wait…nevermind

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 14, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    FYI: Edwards Air Force base is in California

  • Sgt Rock
    March 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    What a bunch of non producing pussies. They are a waste of oxygen and karma is waiting. Is this Kyle guy the same guy that got his ass kicked and then called the police to help him? Tha tranny is a nice touch too. I bet they get all horny making their films and then go suck each other off

  • Facts Straight?
    March 14, 2019 at 3:37 pm

    Andrews AFB or Edwards AFB?

    Get it straight! Otherwise you come off as a two-bit hack running a blog out of his basement!

    “detention/attention”. GEEZ!

    • Kim Wescott
      March 14, 2019 at 4:22 pm

      I did wonder how this good-for-nothin had the means to fly to Cali. A state even crazier than MA.

      • Y
        March 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

        Shockingly, people donate to his PayPal, Patreon, etc., and he also sells merch via his YT channel.

  • ed wallace
    March 14, 2019 at 3:20 pm

    how the hell did he get on the base i cannot enter a military post with out a militay ID

  • The Vorlon
    Kosh Naranek
    March 14, 2019 at 3:01 pm

    They should let him go.

    From the back door at McMurdo.


    Good luck walking home.

  • george costanza
    March 14, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    lucky the airforce is a little nicer than the other armed services. when i had to pull guard duty i would of challenged him, dummy would have protested and one of us would have turned his head into a canoe.

  • @^@
    March 14, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    This type of shit is why I’m all for shooting “retards”. You kill someone who kept flapping there cock sucker for no reason I’ll back you 200. By the way I always keep it 200 and any mooki mooki mook wants to call me a racist I’ll spit in Carla Ballbags coffee that he brought to mc ds.

  • Lincolntf
    March 14, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    If that mother -effer had ever walked onto my Post doing that shit, I wouldn’t have had the chance to kick his ass, because a hundred other guys would’ve already beaten me to it.

  • Kim Wescott
    March 14, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    Such a total prick. Who TF does he think he is?

    I read/watched the previous blogs as I didn’t remember him. Now I’m afraid I won’t be able to forget him. Total arrogant POS.

    I don’t know how the police, CO’s or Air Force people can remain so calm and contained when faced with this. OMG – well trained, I guess.

  • Michael Johnson
    True justice
    March 14, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    First of all, take the chewbacca costume off. It’s insulting to the great hero. You bring a camera in case you get ruffed up. You are such a pussy. Messing with cops and now the military hoping to get an easy lawsuit. You will get yours. Karma’s a bitch.

  • Dick Whistle
    March 14, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    Oh dear god please let him try and rush the guard post and see what happens.

  • kyle limpwrist
    March 14, 2019 at 2:04 pm

    Kyle is a loser. Back in the day his mom would suck you dry

  • Alternate Title
    March 14, 2019 at 1:58 pm

    Loser tresspasses on military base in undersized chewbacca onesie that is still to big to get his chihuahua sized urine button caught in the zipper.

  • Kyles brain is AWOL
    March 14, 2019 at 1:57 pm

    The guy is completely batshit crazy or stupid, or all of the above but you can’t deny his entertainment value. Dressed up as Chewbacca at a military base, good one Kyle. Agree with the poster below that he will most likely end up with a 5.56 round above his left eye sooner than later.

  • Y
    March 14, 2019 at 1:47 pm

    Kyle goes by Munkay83 on YouTube.
    According to his YT bio, he’s a “a 1st Amendment activist exposing the corruption of the thin blue line.”
    People actually donate to him via PayPal, Patreon, etc.
    I agree w/some of the things 1st Ammendment auditors do, but Kyle goes about it in such a dick way, that it’s nearly impossible to side with him.
    In short, GFY Kyle.

    • Y
      March 14, 2019 at 1:54 pm

      here’s one of his more popular audits (34K views) with the same guy from Edwards Airforce Base and a tranny named Fury Potato:

      • Y
        March 14, 2019 at 2:04 pm

        too bad this hasn’t happened to Kyle:

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 14, 2019 at 1:39 pm

    If you all ignore me and my butt buddies, we will go away eventually. Try it everyone…

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    March 14, 2019 at 1:37 pm

    Well, at least he is out there and someone elses problem for now.MPs dont have to be as polite as local law enforcement. He got off easy this time, hopefully he keeps it up and they just drag him off to the cooler for a while.This guy eventually will be in the wrong place at the wrong time.

  • Hughbo Mont
    March 14, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    He was saying “…. unlawful detention.” Not attention.

    Where’s he get the cash for this trip?

  • hank
    March 14, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Typical pussy. If he had any balls he’d go try this at Area 51. Pretty sure you leave with a hole in the head for crossing the boundary there.

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 14, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    Uncle turtle turd why are you not standing up for his freedom of speech

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Grannie Sidebottom
      March 14, 2019 at 2:19 pm

      Frannie! If you promise to look for a job this afternoon, I’ll make you Tuna-Helper tonight!

      • John Wypyszinski
        Peep Show Joe
        March 15, 2019 at 10:21 am

        Francis still has his job at the peep shows, he just got demoted to giving handies behind the dumpster because of all the time he was wasting on here. We’re still getting complaints from the winos about him being on his phone instead of working. Could you throw him a beating so he can get right? That be great.

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