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You might’ve heard the recent news that Lowell has dethroned Worcester as snowiest city in America. It’s complete and utter bullshit and I can prove it. Here’s our full report we published on the matter in GoLocalWorcester.
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There are only 3 cities in Massachusetts (and yes, I understand the term city has to do with local government structure, but I mean it in the way it’s in our vernacular). They are: Boston, Worcester, Springfield. That’s it. Lowell, Lawrence, Southbridge, Newton, Brookline. No, you aren’t cities. You’re towns. We don’t even have a major city. We have Boston, which is a small city in itself. That said, we can stretch the definition to include Worcester and Springfield, but as soon as we start throwing in every crapbag municipality with a mayor, the word no longer has any meaning.
@yes…. Go fuck your motha
Wow, what a witty and intelligent comeback! You must be a product of the Worcester school system.
@yes,
Bro everyone knows the Merrimack Valley is basically Chernobyl. You and all of your fellow citizens of Lowell, Lawrence, etc. have probably been drinking a little too much water that got polluted by all the textile industry a century ago.
P.S. If anyone has seen the movie The Fighter, the people in that movie 100% accurately portray everyone I’ve ever met from Lowell. So the Chernobyl comparison is pretty accurate.
When did I say I was from Lowell “bro” ? Id never consider living anywhere in Mass more than 10 miles from the coast unless were talking more than 10 miles but within Bostom city proper. Aside from Beantown the state of Mass is a metaphorical garbage dump.
Really it’s the one’s that drink the bottled water 24/7. Chernobyl or not. [F.Y.I.]
Why even bother with that poll question? Everyone, and I mean- everyone- knows the true answer HAS to be Worcester. Why? Well, simply put, because no city has ever been nor ever will be as big a dump as Worcester. In terms of insignificance, blight, hopelessness and despair- Worcester stands in its own category. In terms of how awful they are- Lowell is like the Seahwaks but Worcester is like the 70’s steelers, 80’s 49ers, 90’s Cowboys and 2001-present Pats COMBINED.
Nice picture of Lowell by the way- but you should be careful, you might make your readers from Worcester jealous at how much nicer it looks than their shithole!