Turtleboy Investigates

Lunatic Georgetown Gravydumpster Harasses Local PD Relentlessly Over Unsubstantiated “Hacking” And “Stalking” Allegations Made Up Against Former Detective

Last week a post was brought to our attention made by a woman who claimed her ability to message Turtleboy was blocked due to “hacking”.

Any sane or rational person would understand that this is simply not possible, but the author, Michele Velleman, appears to be neither sane nor rational.


The post has since been taken down, but the story she wanted to get to us is absolutely batshit insane, completely implausible, and actually kind of slanderous. The TL:DR:

  • Michele claims her ex boyfriend, a former detective, was abusive to her during the course of their relationship and subsequently separated from his job as a result.
  • She claims that for the past 2 years she has been systematically stalked, threatened and her devices and accounts “hacked” by this ex boyfriend.
  • She claims the Georgetown PD has actively been covering this up in an attempt to protect a former employee of theirs, despite the fact that she had made a complaint against him that was found to be “substantiated”, and as a result he resigned.


And I mean, she is telling the truth as far as the complaint she filed goes….


But the more you look into this crazy broad, the more that initial complaint looks highly suspect. Because this woman is very clearly absolutely obsessed with her ex. It’s legitimately all she posts about on Facebook, all day, every day.

For the past 2 years.

That’s not normal behavior. Honestly the story is crazy enough it probably wouldn’t have even made it on to our radar, save for the fact that she is really, really convinced she was blocked from messaging Turtleboy Sports Returns.



You know…..the page that was unpublished months ago. Clarence tried to explain this to her, but no dice.


Now, initially, I didn’t entirely discredit this woman’s story, because given my experience with domestic violence victims, I am well aware of the hyper-vigilance and downright paranoia that can be present with untreated PTSD. But this woman is beyond extra, guys.


I tried to explain to her that you cannot simply activate a SIM card without the service holder being aware – you can’t have 2 SIM cards active with the same phone number. Duh. She couldn’t accept this. She then presented this “evidence” of a keylogger installed on her Iphone:


Which is nothing more than a default system log used for debugging. Michele of course didn’t believe me – but you can certainly read up on it yourself. 

My basic questions sent this chick into an absolute tailspin of anger, resentment and post deletion, which is never a good sign. Then I looked in to her claims and it appears entirely possible that she made shit up to completely ruin a man’s life and career. Whether motivated by spite or mental illness, I don’t know, but her story doesn’t pan out in any substantial way.

Seriously, nothing she says adds up. She claims to be a “victim of domestic violence”, but is quoted in police reports as to never had any violence perpetrated against her.


To the point where even the police suspected her motivation was something other than fear for her own personal safety.

If we’re supposed to “believe all women”, this chick isn’t helping.

Police reports paint a picture of a police department that entertained and indulged the ravings of a lunatic, investigating every dead end she gave them,

Then she started outright refusing to cooperate….

And implicating the Chief Of Police and Detective working her case.


So that seems sane.

And the main issue she currently is taking up with the Georgetown PD? From the looks of it, it’s the fact that they revoked her LTC and refuse to give it back due to, you guess it…..her mental health.

Seems like the best decision I can find that they’ve made throughout this. Bitch be crazy, that’s for sure.


She wanted us to “expose” police corruption that simply doesn’t exist. Outside of the weird fact that internally the Georgetown Police opted to accept the word and report of this vindictive madwoman to let go one of their own. I’m not detective myself, but it would appear to me that there are crackdealers out there with more credibility than this fruitloop. It would sure be a shame if this guy’s entire life, career and continued peace of mind has been destroyed indefinitely for the mistake of sticking his dick in crazy, wouldn’t it?

70 Comment(s)
  • Acelam
    June 6, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Michele is patting herself on the back because she got the Facebook story removed. I’m fairly certain she doesn’t know this one still exists. I made certain to post it on the Georgetown news Facebook. It won’t be up for long but hopefully will direct more residents here. I’m hoping if anyone cares for her at all, they’ll get her some desperately needed help. Hopefully inpatient!!!

    • Michelle Olson
      Lounge Lizard
      June 6, 2019 at 3:11 pm

      I saw that too! Poor old hag. She was really scared that even more truth about her and her LTC getting denied. No worries though, a handful of her Facebook friends and two family members that keep a quiet presence reached out to me via messenger and I was completely in shock with some things that were forwarded to me.

      • Acelam
        June 7, 2019 at 7:21 am

        I think Michele is angry with you and myself. She is to stupid to realize she’s been exposed for the awful person she truly is. Apparently she feels everyone commenting on this story is the one victim whose life she destroyed. All the evidence is laid out in black and white (by her I might add) and now she’s angry that the truth came out. Love seeing her comment on her own page without a shred of support. That happens when your lunacy gets you banned from posting anywhere public. There is so much more that will come out.

        • Michelle Olson
          Michelle O
          June 7, 2019 at 11:35 am

          HaHaHa!!! Good Lord. So, my husband was busting out laughing after he looked at her Facebook page. He couldn’t believe how obsessed she really is after reading her non-stop obsession with someone from two years ago. He asked me how someone who doesn’t even communicate with her can be Emotionally Baiting since she seems to be the one who’s clearly stalking him. I honestly feel bad for that guy and anyone she’s ever dated. Two words, Fatal Attraction.

          • Acelam
            June 7, 2019 at 12:55 pm

            Hi Michelle….here is the latest and its comedic gold. From her Facebook page: “So let’s say for the sake of argument that I am 100% certifiably insane, Wouldn’t that actually make what he, TBS and the police 1000 times worse?
            I mean I’m kind of feeling like that would be an ADA violation. IDK but I think I’m now being discriminated against For my mental health status. Just saying. I’ll have to look it up when I get back from the beach “. This could be the next ploy !

  • Corinth Arkadin
    May 25, 2019 at 11:37 am

    I totally would.

    The fun bags alone on this one. Jesus.

  • Always Give a Fake Name To Crazy Chicks
    May 24, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    The chick is 48 years old. Not bad. Few non-obese Massachusetts woman have such ample Ti Tas.

    VPN Protected Comment: I’m considering it.

  • jamal khashoggi's newly sprouted penisette
    May 22, 2019 at 8:29 pm

    I would like to treat her to dinner at MacDonald’s rte1 in Rowley and then maybe we could retreat to her place and get weird.

  • WeRFucked
    May 22, 2019 at 7:29 pm

    Seriously… can you all grow up? The comments are beyond immature.

    I just looked at a few of her videos. Anyone know if her boobs are real? Can anyone hack her phone for potential selfies?

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 22, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    I’m pretty sure I need help. Even after reading all that, watching a good portion of the videos, and knowing full well she is crazy as the day is long, I STILL want to fuck her.

    psst… hit me up Michelle

  • Dr. Obvious MD
    May 22, 2019 at 2:43 pm

    Adam Raymond would be an interesting guest on the live show. Well, Michele might, too, but not at the same time, and of course with finger poised above the kill switch.

    The sad thing is, she needs help. And you can’t force someone to get help (see a shrink / therapist, offer to admit oneself to the hospital) until they’ve committed a crime.

    There are drugs I could prescribe. But, again, she needs to make the first move.

    In my opinion.

  • Haverhill Landlord
    Haverhill Landlord
    May 22, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    She seems no crazier than any number of other chicks that I’ve stuck it in. I’ll leave the pot of water on the stove with the burner on; she can drop the bunny in on her way out.

  • Hillary is Crazy Too
    May 22, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    That’s a huge rack on a skinny broad. She might have some issues it seems

    • Stunt Penis
      May 22, 2019 at 2:18 pm

      I had originally classified her as “not bad looking” from the TB article photos. But, after viewing some of the videos, man is she starting to look rough…. especially the one video where she had major circles under her eyes. Anyone know how old she is? I’m going to wager from the videos early 40’s?

    • AceIam
      May 22, 2019 at 7:17 pm

      Yes…nice rack until the bras off. Called a “mommy makeover” as she calls it. Boob job, tummy tuck , and obviously no work on the face. Someone should ask her how she afforded this even though her house is in foreclosure. What a great mom and role model!

      • Rob Murphy
        May 22, 2019 at 8:11 pm

        She is 50+

        a desperate lil media whore. zbitch be retarded yo.

  • Crispy C
    May 22, 2019 at 2:08 pm

    Holy fucking shit. Chick is mental.

    Feel bad for the GPD that has to deal with her craziness for years.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    May 22, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Esta Loca:

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 22, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 22, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    • Christopher Lettiere
      May 22, 2019 at 12:31 pm

      Maybe it’s methamphetamine:

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        May 25, 2019 at 9:24 am

        Video links are dead, Y.

        Have they gone or is it because I’m in Limeyland?

        Anyway I went to her FB page. She still doesn’t get how technology works and is clearly several slices short of a full loaf. Stark, staring mad.

        • Acelam
          May 25, 2019 at 2:46 pm

          The fruitcake has a YouTube channel (code of silence crimes) if you want to see her rack. She also posts videos on her Facebook page. Honestly, if you’re a pussy hunter (nothing personal) stay away from this loon. I can tell you unequivocally she has a bad habit of sharing texts from past relationships with current relationships. Some of these gentleman might have been involved while playing with her….just saying.

        • Acelam
          May 25, 2019 at 3:34 pm

          Sorry, my mistake…I should have checked before directing you to YouTube. She took down her channel. That disgusting little twat knows she’s been exposed. Watching her circle the drain is so much fun. I’m pretty certain her attorney is unhappy with her behavior as well.

    • Hugh-Bo Mont
      May 22, 2019 at 1:21 pm

      Some rack…. too hard to resist for some guys. Lookout!

    • Batman
      May 22, 2019 at 2:32 pm

      Nails across the blackboard. Jesus. Huge cans tho.

  • Dr. Slong
    May 22, 2019 at 11:36 am

    She is even upset with the Dr. Who is treating her for multiple oozing sore STDs. I gound this on her sim card as I switched it out.

    • Sean
      May 22, 2019 at 11:41 am


      Can you save Uncle Turtle some time and just post your IP Address here?

      Thanks so much.

      • Dr. Slong
        May 22, 2019 at 1:38 pm

  • Sean
    May 22, 2019 at 11:13 am

    I have a LTC and it pisses me off that individual Police Chiefs have the power to take away a LTC for little or no reason.

    However. In this case I think the Chief did the right thing. No doubt he knew that this chick was going to go ballistic if he took her LTC away but he did it anyway.

    The 2nd amendment does not apply to mentally unstable people.

    Well done Chief.

    • Tailgunner Joe
      May 22, 2019 at 11:35 am

      This is the one instance where it makes sense to give a police chief ultimate authority, agreed. Perhaps a more sensible law would be the chief has the power to take them away / not grant them in the first place ONLY if there’s articulable reason. A gun license should be “shall issue,” otherwise.

      Back in the day, the Medford, MA, police chief would not issue an LTC to non-police; his rationale was “Cuz. If you don’t like it, blow me.”

    • Stunt Penis
      May 22, 2019 at 12:00 pm

      > The 2nd amendment does not apply to mentally unstable people.

      Disagree with you on this. Fundamental rights are those the government cannot take away.

      Does the 1st Amendment apply to mentally unstable people? The 4th?

      What other qualifiers are we going to start to assign to “rights”?

      • Sean
        May 22, 2019 at 2:05 pm

        Rights defined in the bill of rights are not unlimited.

        Take The 1st amendment. Your right to free speech does not include libel/slander or threatening to physically harm someone. There are legal consequences for that type of speech.

        The legal consequences for being a felon and/or a crazy person includes the loss of the right to bear arms.

        The less crazy people shooting up schools and churches the better. Not just for people in schools and churches but for us law abiding gun owners.

      • Look it Up
        May 22, 2019 at 2:05 pm

        It is a disqualification for an LTC
        It is also common sense to not give crazy people access to firearms

  • Sean
    May 22, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Listen you filthy turtleriders, don’t anyone even think of taking one of the pics of this chick and forwarding it to the private Mens facebook fapping group.

    DON’T DO IT!

    That would be wrong.

    • Big Wick
      May 22, 2019 at 2:30 pm

      Nudge-nudge, wink-wink, say no more!

  • Stunt Penis
    May 22, 2019 at 10:53 am

    I predict 40 cats and a Purrrrrr Cat Cafe franchise in her near future.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 22, 2019 at 10:22 am


    Is the upshot that women are crazy?

  • The best advice any young man can get
    May 22, 2019 at 10:18 am

    Never stick your dick in crazy.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    May 22, 2019 at 9:48 am

    Wheel’s still spinning, but the hamster’s long dead…sweet Jeebus this one is what we used to call good’n crazy back in my EMS days. Chief made the right call taking her LTC away, batshit crazy don’t need guns to go with everything else. She needs a room with mattress wallpaper and lots of that nice green jello and A FUCKING LOBOTOMY!!!!

  • Well, No Defecation
    May 22, 2019 at 9:16 am

    In the spirit of preventing my information from being freely given up to a potential plaintiff’s attorney, I will keep my comment positive and uplifting.

    It is clear from her many, many, many posts that this poor woman must have endured some very real harassment from just about everyone she has come in contact with. Just because she appears paranoid, doesn’t mean that people aren’t really out to get her.

    I hope that she finds some resolution to her myriad issues.

    • May 22, 2019 at 9:24 am

      I don’t give up IP addresses on my blogs, I’d burn the whole comments section before I did that. Meaning, massive delete and retreat. You have my word. I love all you crazy fuckers and whatever you have to say. Even Randall Guy.

      • Well, No Shit
        May 22, 2019 at 9:26 am

        One more reason why you’re awesome, BTC.

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        May 22, 2019 at 9:52 am

        Come to England, marry me and we’ll raise a squadron of junior turtles.

      • randiguy2006
        Randall Guy
        May 22, 2019 at 10:21 am

        Bristol, what are you wearing?

        • May 22, 2019 at 10:30 am

          My finest Moo-Moo/ walmart brand Croc Sandals combo. Just for you, of course. It’s getting too warm for my usual sweatpants/belt and Cheeto stained white tee ensemble.

          • Well, No Shit
            May 22, 2019 at 10:41 am

            That’s so hot.

            Please tell me that your toenails have gone uncut for weeks, and are now protruding beyond the boundaries of your crocs, and that you have large pink and purple curlers in your hair.

            That would be insanely hot!

          • May 22, 2019 at 10:44 am

            Obviously, and body hair for days, son! Its my way of smashing the patriarchy and budgeting my welfare checks!

          • Well, No Shit
            May 22, 2019 at 10:46 am

            YES! NICE!


          • Arch Stanton
            Arch Stanton
            May 22, 2019 at 1:21 pm

            I think Randall was hoping you would say that you were wearing a strap-on just for him.

      • Nee Chi
        May 23, 2019 at 9:47 am

        Thanks Bristol!!

        Uncle TB said almost the very same thing. I believe him too:)

        (Put me down as one of the “Good Ones” PLEASSSSEEE!!!

  • Once you hear her voice you won't want it
    May 22, 2019 at 9:13 am

    Really disaapointed you didn’t discover her batshit crazy Youtube channel Turtleboy. Google Code of Silence Crimes.

  • Crazies are everywhere
    May 22, 2019 at 9:12 am

    this woman is nuts:
    1.She posts all the time about this.
    2.She created a second Georgetown page because they banned her from the first one.
    3. Please find her video rant she posted last year.

  • MDQ
    May 22, 2019 at 8:13 am

    I have literally had interaction via Facebook with this fucking loon.
    10 out of 10- can confirm.
    Fucking conspiracy nutcase. Literally posts the craziest shit on the Georgetown homepage where we live.
    Whenever shes called out on it- she goes nuts and deletes everything g.. pretty fucking comical.
    The cop she got shit canned was a good guy to boot.
    Guilty of banging a fucking headcase is about all he is guilty of…lol

    • Stunt Penis
      May 22, 2019 at 9:12 am

      “Guilty of banging a fucking headcase is about all he is guilty of…lol”

      Likely not the only thing. There was likely something there. Police unions aren’t likely to allow one of their own terminated over unfounded accusations. Not only does it set everyone up for an improper termination lawsuit, but also the union and its reps for improper representation.

      That’s not to say he couldn’t have been set up (e.g. she installed a keylogger herself and then blamed him, etc.)

      Would… but only with a fully-established burner identity with a complete escape plan in place… and absolutely under no circumstances any DNA evidence anywhere.

  • z
    May 22, 2019 at 7:44 am

    I tried to explain to her that you cannot simply activate a SIM card without the service holder being aware – you can’t have 2 SIM cards active with the same phone number. Duh. She couldn’t accept this. She then presented this “evidence” of a keylogger installed on her Iphone:

    You can have a phone with multiple SIM cards in it. Not usually found in the US because the vast majority of people have plans where the phone is supplied. In the rest of the world, everyone owns their own phone and the card is the plan. People jump around all the time.

    Like you said it’s this one or that one when used, not both, each with unique #s. Years ago there was an IT consultant from India (no jokes, the guy knew his stuff) that work hired. He had one with an Indian phone company card and a Pre-Paid like Tracfone when in the US. He most certainly knew which “phone” he was using.

  • Bill Clinton
    May 22, 2019 at 7:11 am

    Has Detective Raymond set up a revenge porn site yet? Asking for a friend.

    • Bob K
      May 22, 2019 at 8:47 am

      Women like this is why I prefer the quick, easy and no strings handies in Korea Town. Who wants to put up with all this just because you stuck your dick in her once?

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 22, 2019 at 6:05 am

    Having just got a new SIM card at T mobile, I can say in all honesty. You cannot just walk in and get one, they want everything but your first born. She’s crazy and the actual stalker….but I would, just once.

  • Burlando Castile
    May 22, 2019 at 5:45 am

    This bitch is beyond batshit crazy…she’s more like catshit crazy.

  • itsjustme
    Crazy eyes
    May 22, 2019 at 1:43 am

    She is one crazy woman, they did more investigation on this crazy story than they do on a murder investigation.

    I used to know this woman who claimed every song on the radio was about her, even that Jenny 867-5309 she claimed they were dailing her number at the beginning of the song, and not 867-5309. She knew this because she could tell by the tone. She stopped listening to the radio for 15 years because every song was about her. She would think something and it would be a line in a new song.

    She thought some guy she dated for two days when she met him at a lake in friggin nh was responsible. She was sure he must have been some music producer.

    I have her on fb and she will post 10 status in a row and then comment under them all several times, just having a conversation with herself because nobody else comments.

    She is actually extremely smart and holds a couple degrees, and financially well off. She must hide her crazy at work.

    This woman reminds me of her.

    • Jeff J
      Keepin It Real
      May 22, 2019 at 8:59 pm

      There was an episode of Dr Phil that dealt with much of the same stuff. It turned out, in the end, the woman was doing it all to herself. Hard to picture but this shit does happen.

  • Phong
    May 22, 2019 at 12:11 am

    I hacked her.


  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    May 21, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    She needs locking up for her own safety and the safety of others.

    Dangerously paranoid.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      May 22, 2019 at 4:07 am

      Having said that, I’d would still ride it like a Kentucky Derby winner.

      • Captain Trips
        Derby Announcer
        May 22, 2019 at 9:36 am

        “….and……it’s Gravydumpster by a nose!!”

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          May 22, 2019 at 9:45 am

          Genuine laugh out loud moment.

          Thank you!!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Steve Cohen's shriveled ballsack
    May 21, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    Just look at her eyes !!
    All these broads have the bat-shit crazy eyes !
    Message to my fellow men: I don’t care if the broad you met can suck-start a B-52……if she’s got the crazy eyes? Stay away !
    You’re better off churning your crank to internet porn if you are that horny. But if you see the crazy eyes? Stay the fuck away !

  • Eunuch
    May 21, 2019 at 11:47 pm

    No fucking way I’m reading through all that. No bikini pics? She’s batshit crazy paranoid. I wonder if I could trick her into thinking I’m hitman for hire, and have her pay me in blowjob installments? Nah. Forget it. She’d probably kill my dog or make me a eunuch.

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