Turtleboy Investigates

Lunch Lady Larceny Raises Over $10K With Multiple GoFundMes After Lying To The Media That Manchester Schools Fired Her For Feeding A Poor Starving Crotch Fruit

 

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Bonnie Kimball, a former lunch lady at Mascoma Valley Regional High School in Manchester, has become a national cause celebre, since according to the media she was fired for giving a kid food who couldn’t afford it so he didn’t go hungry. And at this point if you believe anything the media sells you then you’re a maroon. Here’s what Heavy.com, a site that puts together a list of 5 “facts” for stories and is usually pretty reliable had to say:

Bonnie Kimball is the lunchroom employee who was fired after she gave away an $8 lunch to a student who couldn’t pay. Kimball says she was just doing what she had been told to when she let a high school student take his lunch tray without paying. But the next day, Kimball was fired and accused of theft. 

Seriously, just search for her name and watch what comes up. At this rate she’ll be speaking at DNC 2020. She even got a job offer from celebrity Chef Jose Andres out of all the pity party publicity.

The mob loves a good villain, especially when lunch ladies and hungry kids are pitted against a for profit contracted food service corporation. They issued a couple press releases which the MSM is of course completely ignoring because it proves that this woman was fired for legitimate reasons, and she’s been offered her job back in spite of it all.  

So it turns out it’s not the story of Oliver Twist asking for a cheese sandwich after all. The kid got milk, fruit, a sandwich, and a side dish, but because his Mom was friends with lunch lady larceny he also gets free cookies, free fries, and Powerades that other kids have to pay for. Oh, and they also have a policy that if a kid doesn’t have money for food they give them food anyway and then charge the money to an account that they can pay later. This woman just intentionally chose not to charge him at all, because rules don’t apply to her. She’s the victim here.

But of course this local business has taken heat from all over the country because school lunch Scarlett has been running her pole polisher all over the news:

Bonnie Kimball was fired on March 28 by Fresh Picks, which supplied food the Mascoma Valley Regional High School in Manchester, New Hampshire, after telling a student “tell (your) mom you need money” but giving the student lunch anyway, according to CBS Boston.

Kimball explained to The Associated Press why she gave the student a pass. “His family is very well known in this town and I can guarantee that if I called his mother, she would have come right in and paid the bill. But I didn’t want to get her out of work. I know they would have brought the money the next day. The bill was going to get paid.”

Translation – I have Mom’s number in my phone because I’m friends with her, and her crotch fruit gets free shit that the other kids don’t because we’re friends.

And did I mention the GoFundMe, which she started in her own name, has raised nearly $8,000?

She started with just a $1,000 goal, but she keeps increasing it the more cash she gets. This despite the fact that she not only has been offered her job back, but they’re still going to pay her for the time she missed. Essentially she gets to a 2 month paid vacation and no punishment for violating the rules. Nevertheless she’s playing the victim card because it’s better for the GFM.

It’s also far from her only GFM:

According to her they haven’t offered her the job back yet though:

The company said it had offered to rehire Kimball, provide her back pay and would “work with the school district to revise policies and procedures regarding transactions,” according to CBS Boston. Kimball hasn’t heard of any job offer from the company and expressed no desire to get it back, she told CBS Boston.

Even though they have. Because an attention seeking cow and a bad liar. Now she’s complaining about what she’s going to do for work next:

Kimball told Valley News that she is still “in mourning” for her lost job, where she says she felt like a member of the family. She says that she still doesn’t have a new job lined up for the fall. “It was my life for five years. I went and I took care of another family,” she said. “You don’t just lose a family member, be OK and move on.” Kimball said she’s planning to work in her fiance’s vending business over the summer, but she still doesn’t know what she’ll do in the fall.

Well you’ve been offered work by a celebrity chef and the job at the school is still there if you want it. But I guess the GFM lifestyle is more to your liking. Hell, the company itself shared her GFM on their blue checkmarked verified page with over a million followers.


But CNN bought up her bullshit like the lemmings they are, and this is the effect it has on people.

 

Turtleboy is fake news though.

Bonnie has shared each and every link to her sob story and GFM a million times.

She knows she has an audience on her open Facebook page so she’s whining some more about why she’s not taking her job back.

So she’s not taking the generous offer because she only think they’re doing so because of the media coverage, which is fueled by her lies.

Get bent Bonnie!

 

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18 Comment(s)
  • Big Wick
    May 23, 2019 at 4:03 pm

    Merri, you should have published the entire, unedited kitchen picture: I LOVE the kneepads and loose-lace sneakers! (I hope the pic comes out, removed the “https://” from the address based on Y’s past advice.)

    scontent.fewr1-4.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/35971967_10155770827048002_5529882152944009216_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_oc=AQniNNKfU4E90km-V9sE6zI9RkweKRLcu4jatVkR9_J0j8qHKu9gl-OY_Mfh8TGomc8&_nc_ht=scontent.fewr1-4.fna&oh=361c52c7bdd26333f67fad825c94b97e&oe=5D5BF004

    • Big Wick
      May 23, 2019 at 4:08 pm

      Never mind, I see your updated blog has the full glorious picture, of her being ready to service, er, SERVE, her 17-year-old starving (for something) student.

  • Ripped Off
    May 21, 2019 at 7:35 am

    I get way better food for $8 at the local sub shop or Panda Express. $40 a week for a shitty school lunch? If I had three kids their crappy school lunches would be my total weekly food budget . That’s the real story here.

    How much in kickbacks does this “food service “ company pay to the various school committees?

  • Alexander Nevermind
    May 21, 2019 at 6:47 am

    Mascoma high school is In Canaan NH which is by Hanover it’s not in Manchester. Cafe Services inc is based in Manchester. Sloppy

  • Noseface
    May 21, 2019 at 6:28 am

    Hoagies and grinders, hoagies and grinders, navy beans, navy beans, meat loaf sandwich….. sloppy joe….slop….sloppy joe

  • Not Really
    May 21, 2019 at 2:03 am

    She’s a peach

  • Shelley
    May 20, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Love this article!! Thank you for posting the truth. I live local and now this is the truth!!
    Now if people will stop donating to her multiple pages…for Go Fund Pages. She is responsible for 2 pages…..her own and the other one that Mr Smith opened for her…and made her administrator. She should be ashamed for taking advantage of people!!

  • Liawatha
    May 20, 2019 at 9:44 pm

    Good for Bonnie. She gave other people’s property away to someone she deemed worthy. I like her politics.

  • Judge dread
    May 20, 2019 at 8:51 pm

    $8 lunch for fucking high school? Wtf? That’s a pretty expensive lunch. I guess it preparing the cattle spawn for a expensive lunches with heir meal plan in college once the guidance cock suck fucks in high school sell these kids the idea that going to college for something ducking stupid is a good idea.

    High school lunch should be no more than $3 for anyone. Unless your getting catered Indian food at a school in Winchester or Weston then it should be cheap. This slug rake sells garbage food that no doubt Michelle aka Michael Obama pushed as part of her school lunch program which is substandard even by soup kitchen standards.

    The judge says put her in the stocks in the town square, feed this cheese hog the garbage she slings to students (charging her $8 a pop) and wait for her to have explosive shits. 2 day minimum.

  • Adam Sandler
    May 20, 2019 at 8:40 pm

    You should be kissing her mole.
    Sloppy Joe
    Slop slop sloppy Joe.

  • Captain Trips
    May 20, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    The kid’s parents are probably the types that drive leased Range Rovers and continually get evicted for nonpayment of rent

  • LOB
    May 20, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    Kimball said she’s planning to work in her fiance’s vending business over the summer, but she still doesn’t know what she’ll do in the fall….. Houston we have a problem, she has a fiancé? I hope she doesn’t procreate!

  • Just Sayin'
    May 20, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Merrimack is pissed that her crotch fruit didn’t get a handout!

  • hank
    May 20, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    20K!?! That’s a lotta sloppy joe’s. Why are people so happy to give money to strangers on the internet?

    • Randall Guy
      May 20, 2019 at 4:57 pm

      To “support local journalism.”

      BWAHAHAHA!

      • Randall Guy's Dad
        May 21, 2019 at 12:24 pm

        Randy! You have another gentleman caller on the back stoop.

  • Cuntty
    May 20, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Bitch is a piece of shit.

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