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SSTG has caused a stir with her recent blog in which she suggests that a burglary of six kittens in Norton might not be all that it appears to be, and that it’s just another poorly executed GoFundMe scam. Uncle Turtleboy discusses the merits of this story to see who he believes. We also look at Lunenburg High School, where a memorial for a deceased former football player is being taken down by some firehead superintendent with an axe to grind against all jocks.