Lunenburg Ginger Superintendent Craps On Deceased Former Football Player, SSTG Calls BS On Stolen Kittens In Norton

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SSTG has caused a stir with her recent blog in which she suggests that a burglary of six kittens in Norton might not be all that it appears to be, and that it’s just another poorly executed GoFundMe scam. Uncle Turtleboy discusses the merits of this story to see who he believes. We also look at Lunenburg High School, where a memorial for a deceased former football player is being taken down by some firehead superintendent with an axe to grind against all jocks.

3 Comment(s)
  • This is funny shit
    April 8, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    Any update about the hippie bitch please

  • TJB
    April 6, 2018 at 2:16 pm

    Beware of local Chinese take outs having special on “chicken wings”.

  • Will Crusher
    April 6, 2018 at 2:02 pm

    SSTG, any updates on that heinous Placenta Helper hippie ho will be eagerly awaited.

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