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Mainstream Media Hack Poopy Pete Eliopoulos Claims That WCVB Doesn’t Have To Cite Turtleboy With Stow Police Chief Story Because They Did All The Legwork


This is WCVB hack “reporter” Peter Eliopoulos from Ipswich.

He’s not the least bit talented or relevant, but because he has 1,200 Twitter followers and works for a mainstream media outlet, both Twitter and Facebook have given him the coveted blue checkmark. Peter is your typical empty suit with a boy’s regular haircut who thinks he’s important because he just graduated from college and got a big boy job working for a TV station.

Yesterday he “broke” the story that we had written about hours earlier about the Stow Police Chief who got caught by the Fitchilantes trying to fuck an imaginary 14 year old kid in the woods.

Masslive at least credited us with our coverage of it, since we spoke with the predator poachers and confirmed that it was indeed Chief Diddler. When he got called out for not doing the same Poopy Pete said that he had it hours earlier but didn’t wanna publish anything because he didn’t wanna get sued for libel, therefore he didn’t have to credit us.

“It’s more important to be right than first.”

Well, that’s not a problem fuckstain, because Turtleboy was right AND first.

Then he tried shitting on our reporting, because apparently all we did was look at the pedophile’s balding pattern and assume it was the Chief of Police for Stow.

“My colleagues did the legwork in confirming….”

Bitch, your story came out hours after we did. Your colleague’s legwork was reading Turtleboy.

Ya know what my legwork was on this story?”

  • Following the predator poachers on YouTube prior to this video because I knew they were doing newsworthy things
  • Finding out about it the day before via our sources
  • Speaking directly to the guy who set up the whole sting on Sunday morning
  • Speaking directly with police sources who confirmed that he was being investigated
  • Going on the town’s website and seeing that the Chief was no longer listed

But yea, WCVB did the “legwork.” Or they just sat on their ass, waited for Turtleboy to report it, and then pretend to have done actual journalism on their own.

I get why this cock smooch feels the need to defend the wall like this. He just started at WCVB in January, he has no followers, and he really wants to show his “colleagues” that he has their back. But this insecure little bitch then went and liked the only tweets that were licking his balls for allegedly doing his own research.






























Liking tweets from Twitter eggs who kiss your ass is the Internet equivalent of licking your own balls. Which can only mean one thing – Poopy Pete has a long career ahead of him as a mainstream media hack regurgitating Turtleboy stories while pretending he’s somehow better than us because he has a blue checkmark.


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41 Comment(s)
  • juror seven esq.
    April 21, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    Well in today’s Turtle Gram, Kim Ring had a 227 word write up of this event.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 20, 2020 at 11:41 pm

    This newshound might as well be a ventriloquist’s dummy, reading Party Approved pap from the teleprompter, without a thought in his plastic head, or perhaps more of a Ken doll, pull a string and he repeats, with no genitals.
    Uncle Turtleboy cracked that story as if it were that cub reporter’s brittle skull.

  • Hate Fags
    April 20, 2020 at 6:42 pm


  • Art Flaherty
    Sarcasio Boyardee
    April 20, 2020 at 6:38 pm

    These comments bring me back day after day. Always a great laugh. Thank you!

  • Jewmerica
    April 20, 2020 at 5:26 pm

    That would be like crediting Harvey Weinstein, TB and the pedojew’s looking for attention.

  • Blivet
    April 20, 2020 at 5:03 pm

    Key Traits of a Good GREEK Boy….. Dates a Girls twice , before he tries to bangs her brother.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 20, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    Tara Reade is a trollop. Ignore her.

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 20, 2020 at 3:45 pm

    Pay not attention to the disgruntled hispanic using my name below.

    Pete looks like he has “experimented” with getting his dick sucked by a dude 20-30 times.

    • Real Spic Tormentor
      April 20, 2020 at 3:53 pm

      Cut the shit or I am going to bust your fucking teeth in.

      Pay no attention to the above comment, I’m into Pete.

      • Eric Wunschel
        The tormented spic
        April 20, 2020 at 4:40 pm

        I’m so confused…

        • LMFAO!
          April 20, 2020 at 4:45 pm

          Best comment yet, this quarantine just might fly by!

      • Honky Tormentor
        April 21, 2020 at 7:16 am


  • Frank Rizzo
    April 20, 2020 at 2:46 pm

    every greek i ever knew was an asshole

    • Eric Wunschel
      Boys playing leapfrog
      April 20, 2020 at 5:05 pm

      An above twitter comment stating Greek food is the best food suprised me. Any Greek I’ve ever known either owned or worked at a middle of the road pizza place. And ouzo sucks.

      • Lunch Lady
        April 20, 2020 at 8:16 pm

        Greek pizza is an abomination! Any pizza cooked in a pan is slop. And feta cheese tastes like infected labia. Leave the cooking to the wops.

  • Ray Patriarca
    My name is Pete
    April 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Hi !
    My name is Pete.
    I graduated from some college with a coveted degree in journalism ( which now-a-days is about as worthless as a degree in transgendered studies).
    I work for some back-water TV station.
    I got my ” blue check mark”, which means whatever I tweet is really, really important.
    I can’t wait to make it to the Big Market someday, so I can afford to buy my boyfriend a diamond studded cock-ring.
    Oh, did I forget to mention? Yes, I swallow.

  • randiguy2006
    April 20, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    Who the fuck cares, honestly?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    April 20, 2020 at 2:41 pm

    Local TV news. Such a ratings juggernaut. Huge in nursing homes and waiting rooms everywhere.

  • Jack Mehoff
    Jack Mehoff
    April 20, 2020 at 2:35 pm

    Administrative leave equals paid vacation without using vacation or sick time. Nice fucking deal to put himself on administrative leave. Hopefully he will eat his gun and do the world and his family a favor.

  • Judge dread
    April 20, 2020 at 2:31 pm

    The only thing this power bottom bitch boy can build is a good case of hemorrhoids.

    He kinda looks like the type of person you just want to punch in the face.

  • Spic Tormentor
    April 20, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    You did all the work Unc, no question.

    But you have to admit, Pete is a cutey!

    • Paige
      April 21, 2020 at 8:56 am

      He was a reporter/sometimes weekend news anchor for awhile where I live (an area east of Houston, TX). Definitely one of the more attractive guys who’s worked down here (not number one; that honor goes to a former weekend sports anchor)

      A little disappointed to see him featured on here for this reason though.

  • Uncle Remus
    April 20, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Look at the guy, what did you expect? He knows WCVB will back him, so he shoots from the hip, if he gets called out, he denies it. This is why mainstream media can no longer be trusted.

  • A Nice Warm Bowl Of Wuhan Market Bat Soup
    April 20, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    What a cunt! (credit to R.P.)

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      April 20, 2020 at 4:45 pm


  • Change the channel
    April 20, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    This would-be news guy should be focused on trying to get the next video of and interview with the former police chief. Is Marino in Canada? In hiding elsewhere? Something tells me WCVB and its audience, if any, will be the last to know.

    • HC from Wellesley
      April 20, 2020 at 2:16 pm

      Fmr Chief Marino is holed up, pardon the pun, with AJ Baker

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    April 20, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    The guy from WCVB is greek, the story is about somebody seeking anal, of course he was all over this story.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      April 20, 2020 at 1:32 pm

      He like Eggroll in back booth, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        April 20, 2020 at 1:52 pm

        I think you’re on to something.

  • Snarky Pete
    April 20, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    You know what they say about Greeks. They never leave their brother’s behind

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 20, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      FUCK, that was super snarky. Keep it coming, Petey!

    • Super Tramp
      April 20, 2020 at 3:21 pm

      Damn Pete that’s some pretty snarky shit right there.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      April 20, 2020 at 4:23 pm

      They also say that the only way to separate the men from the boys is with a crowbar.

  • Congrats
    April 20, 2020 at 1:00 pm

    Turtleboy Famous after such a short time on the job. Quite an achievement for the young cub reporter.

    • WeRFucked
      April 20, 2020 at 2:55 pm

      This one is going places!

      • What A Lazy Turd
        April 20, 2020 at 7:11 pm

        Yeah. To Community Access Channel 79 in Succadiktu, ME.

  • Jus sayin
    April 20, 2020 at 12:45 pm

    TB, stop whining. No-one cares who got it first. You know who got it first? The guys who caught him. Everyone else Is second. You’re the fuckstain.

    • Eric Wunschel
      April 20, 2020 at 12:49 pm

      I care. You must look like Peter

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 20, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    Funny, he looks like a piece of shit too.

    • Elegant Elliot Offen
      April 20, 2020 at 12:46 pm

      He looks like the last shit I took.

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