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Mainstream Media Outrage Over Trump WWE Tweet Proves That The MSM Is Filled With Self-Victimizing, Easily Baited Pussies

Mainstream Media Outrage Over Trump WWE Tweet Proves That The MSM Is Filled With Self-Victimizing, Easily Baited Pussies

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Everyone was buzzing this weekend about the latest two Trump tweets that have people’s panties in a bunch. The first was when he started firing shots at MSNBC’s Joe Scarborough and Mika Brzezinski:

This had everyone all worked up, particularly the feministos. It was literally the end of the world. Impeach this, impeach that, blah, blah, blah. The usual stuff, just more of it.

But I’m sorry, am I supposed to care that a rich white woman had her feeling hurt? Because that’s ultimately what this was – Trump shitting on a rich white woman for getting a face lift. A woman and her fiance who use their show to shit on him all the time. You think he’s not gonna fire back at you?

Look, Trump is a child. It’s just who he is. He’s a reality TV show star who became President by making fun of everyone else who ran against him. We’ve never seen anything like it before. But we knew what we were getting into when he was elected. What shocks me every time Trump does something like this isn’t what Trump tweets, it’s the reaction he gets. Like, hello? Have you people been living under a rock? This is a guy who made fun of the size of Marco Rubio’s cock in a televised PRESIDENTIAL debate. And it HELPED him in the polls!! Clearly America stopped giving a shit about dignity, and respect and all the other buzzwords a long time ago.

Then there was quite possibly the most butthurt inducing tweet of all time:

The outrage levels have never higher over this harmless doctored WWE video of Trump beating up Vince McMahon, with the CNN logo superimposed on McMahon’s face:

BREAKING NEWS: Wrestling is apparently REAL!!! Trump was actually beating the shit out of everyone who works at CNN in that video.

Seriously though – encouraging violence against reporters? Over a Goddamn WWE tape from 10 years ago. That’s what they took from this. What a bunch of fucking pussies. We get death threats at Turtleboy on a daily basis and you don’t hear us whining about it. You wanna try something with us? Be my guest. You won’t.

Because back in the day this is how people handled assholes. They stood up to them. But since it’s 2017 it’s become fashionable to be a pussy. To make yourself a victim. Even if you haven’t been physically attacked yet you can be a victim by claiming that someone else’s words might inspire someone else to hurt you.

Ana Navaro is a Republican on CNN who has benefitted immensely from the Trump Presidency. Because no one in the media loves themselves more than Republicans who didn’t vote for Trump. They are the biggest attention whores on earth.

Now she’s doing what the butthurts always do when they read Turtleboy – bringing up hypothetical, imaginary murders, and whining about “death threats” on the Internet. And of course they’re blaming it on someone else who isn’t actually sending them death threats and isn’t planning on murdering them. Because they subscribe to this insane, backwards way of thinking – that we can’t use certain words if it might inspire crazy people to do crazy things. Instead of just blaming the crazy people who do the crazy things.

Here’s a question – if we tweeted out a video of Turtleboy’s head on Trump’s body, and then put the Turtlegram and Gazette’s logo on Vince McMahon’s face, would anyone think we actually wanted to physically attack everyone who works at the Turtlegram and Gazette? Of course not. We don’t need to do that. We’re already killing their business by merely existing. (P.S. Can someone please make a meme video like this? We don’t know how. Put Kevin Lynch’s face Vince McMahon and the Turtle on Trump. Do it)

Look, the rules have changed people. We’ve got Shakespeare in the park pretending to kill Trump. We got Kathy Griffin holding his decapitated head. We’ve got insane Bernie bros shooting Steve Scalise. We’ve got violence on both sides of the aisle, fueled equally by both Trump and his opponents on the left. And we’ve got a media that is at war with the POTUS. Wars get ugly.

Is this beneath the dignity of the Oval Office? Of course not. There’s no such thing as the dignity of the Oval Office any longer. Not since Bill Clinton blew his load on a blue dress worn by a horizontally challenged 23 year old intern. We stuck with Slicky Willie because the economy was fine. You don’t get to change the rules and pretend like dignity matters now that Trump is President.

The most concerning part about this to me is the amount of free time the POTUS has. It’s weird. Like, I thought he was supposed to be busy. This is the kind of shit even I don’t even have time for:

But yet he does. This is what the MSM should be focusing on. Every second that wall doesn’t get built on the Mexican border they should be pointing to tweets like this and saying, “Wud up wit dat?” Because make no doubt about it – by 2020 there will be no wall. And the promise of a wall more than anything else is what got Trump elected. If you’re someone who really, really wanted that wall built, how are you gonna feel when four years from now this guy has picked a fight with every major media outlet, but he hasn’t built that wall? Because I’d be pissed. If the MSM had any idea what it was doing they’d try to divide Trump from his supporters by bringing this up. Instead they whine about how someone is gonna punch them in the face. As if anyone gives a flying fuck about them.




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10 Comment(s)
  • White Nationalist Turtle Rider
    July 5, 2017 at 3:06 am

    Shout out to the white nationalist who created the Trump / CNN gif in the first place. FYI he’s now identifying all Jews at CNN!

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    July 4, 2017 at 2:46 pm

    Where did I miss the violence coming equally from the Right? And tweets take all of ten seconds to do, and are probably mostly done on the shitter by all who use Twitter. So……

  • Stunt Pennie
    July 4, 2017 at 11:29 am

    I love how Trump plays these media elites like fools. He has them jumping around to his every whim.

    Only issue I have with all this is I do wish Trump would focus more on actually moving the agenda forward, getting the wall built, start busing the illegals to the FEMA concentration camps for deportation, etc. We’re already 1/8th of the way through his (potentially, if not reelected) Presidency, and it seems as if very little is getting accomplished.

    • Savage Squaw Bitch
      July 4, 2017 at 2:48 pm

      He is getting plenty done. Don’t forget he isn’t the emperor and has a lot of resistance slowing down his progress.

  • Erin
    July 4, 2017 at 11:26 am

    Good points Turtleboy. But the real issue is not the wall, it’s the health care reform. The media is talking about a stupid video instead of a life-changing bill.

  • God-Emperor's Disciple
    July 4, 2017 at 9:00 am

    The wall will get built once we bounce all the RINO cucks like Paul Ryan and John McCain out of office and vote in some real America-loving nationalists in their place. Wall goes up, Beaners and Muzzies go out, Trump gets re-elected in a landslide and then we get to work arresting and executing the traitors in the lying media and seizing the airwaves, amending the Constitution to let Trump serve for life and finally pass the office to his based son Don Jr., who will start in the real work of cleansing the black and brown filth from this once-great nation and liquidating the true threat to not just America but the entire Earth: the International Jew.

    • Erin
      July 4, 2017 at 11:28 am

      Sarcasm is supposed to be funny.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    July 4, 2017 at 8:42 am

    Bravo, TB – you nailed it! This blog is like the wafting scent of fresh gardenias amid a festering Mumbai dump.

  • Sam
    July 4, 2017 at 12:42 am

    Wake them all up, they’re so used to being treated on their terms. Some off-the-hook levity is very good in many situations. This one is way overdo.

  • Realist
    July 4, 2017 at 12:14 am

    Ouch! You may have lost some butthurt Trump loyalists with this take!

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