Make This Hampshire Snowflake Into A Meme – Best Caption Wins Free Turtleboy T-Shirt

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As some commenters pointed out, this picture of a Hampshire College snowflake running to the police after chucking the bird at protesters is Pulitzer worthy:


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38 Comment(s)
  • peanut
    November 29, 2016 at 9:28 pm

    she found her safe space

  • Richard Nixon
    November 29, 2016 at 8:02 pm

    Your Best Triggered Hampshire College Snowflake isn’t Alec Larson. I’ll give you a hint. He’s an alumni.

    • your new best friend
      December 1, 2016 at 12:39 am



  • JP
    November 29, 2016 at 11:57 am

    Ok, from their resumes and the decade, I am guessing that Turd and Bobnmic are Harry Jacobs and Bucky Sheehan, respectively. Am I right? Can ANYONE confirm or identify these two?

  • ChuckWoolery
    Safe Spaces For All!
    November 29, 2016 at 9:45 am

    Flag Hag

  • Meme Master
    November 29, 2016 at 8:29 am

    I really made a BobnMic out of myself this time.

  • Meme Master
    November 29, 2016 at 8:28 am

    WOW, don’t I feel like a BobnMic now!

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    November 29, 2016 at 8:16 am

    I wonder if my privilege can get me out of this?

  • Linda
    November 29, 2016 at 7:24 am

    I’m safe as long as TB doesn’t see me..oops, too late .

  • Talisman
    November 29, 2016 at 7:10 am

    Surrounded by American flags, the police, veterans and patriots…the SJW quietly shits himself.

  • dbazzy
    November 29, 2016 at 7:01 am

    maybe instead of giving the vets the finger I should’ve stayed home and fingered myself

  • Woodiculous
    November 29, 2016 at 6:24 am

    New England Quidditch Regional Champion

  • Will
    November 29, 2016 at 3:50 am

    I wish I would’ve stayed at Hogwarts

  • Kerri Bishop
    November 29, 2016 at 12:28 am

    Do you think Elijah Wood will play me in the TV movie about my life and contributions to saving the world from racism?

  • Shackleford
    November 29, 2016 at 12:27 am

    Only a white-raised, sheltered, privileged, gifted, ill-informed black quarterback living in the most expensive city in the world would understand what I’m going through…

  • RBG's Beard
    November 28, 2016 at 10:53 pm

    Can’t a guy just sit and pee in peace?

  • Mikew885
    November 28, 2016 at 9:57 pm

    I want my mommy.. MOMMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Bill LeBeau
    November 28, 2016 at 9:55 pm

    Want to get away?

  • November 28, 2016 at 9:49 pm

    That moment that you realize $62K doesn’t buy you a safe space

  • Dan
    November 28, 2016 at 9:41 pm

    That look you give when you don’t win a turtle boy t-shirt

  • Mike
    November 28, 2016 at 9:31 pm

    Burn a flag

    I thought they were going to burn a fag

  • roger davis
    November 28, 2016 at 9:23 pm

    Damn when I really think about it, this is a safe space

    • your new best friend
      December 1, 2016 at 12:38 am

      welcome to the hypocrisy of ideologues

  • Turd Burglestein
    November 28, 2016 at 8:50 pm

    Donald Trump grabbed my pussy.

    • Devils Mouthpiece
      November 28, 2016 at 9:13 pm

      Hard to top that one. ..

      • Devils Mouthpiece
        November 29, 2016 at 11:02 am

        11am on tuesday. still the top choice. (in my humble opinion)

    • BobnMic
      November 28, 2016 at 10:20 pm

      Seems like Turd for brains is coming to a self-realization. You give “Pussy” a bad rap numbnut…

      • BobnMic
        November 28, 2016 at 10:23 pm

        And if anybody grabbed your pussy their fingers may slip and get your unwiped goo from your dumb ass. FACT…

      • Turd Burglestein
        November 28, 2016 at 10:42 pm

        My nuts are numb from slapping your chin these past few days.

      • BobnMic
        November 28, 2016 at 11:16 pm

        Ya ^^^^ ok there fuckstick. Just keep thinking you have the upper hand in this inside your little Turd for a brain. You fucking crack me up. Looks like your possey has vanished. What happened Turd for brains FUCKNUT?! They all decide your’s is a lost cause? Hahahaha.

        I gave you a chance to give it up do not forget that. That will not happen again…

        • FiestyLawyerLady
          November 28, 2016 at 11:55 pm

          Bob, shut the fuck up already. Turd has more intelligence in his pinky than you could ever wish for.

          Every person who I know of that has been making your life hell on here are all successful hard working people who don’t stay awake until 4m everyday. We also realized that there are people we DON’T know who have been also torturing you on here, and I’m going to go ahead and assume they are just as brilliant because wr all laugh at their comments from the sidelines.

          I got a text message from someone this morning that made me laugh… it was a link to you spamming this place with youtube music videos saying you used to be a DJ. Wow Bob, you sure keep adding things on your mile long list of accomplishments. For someone who is “so successful” you are quite fucking retarded and never too busy to spam this place all day long.

          Go suck some rotten dicks or something… ugh…

          • BobnMic
            November 29, 2016 at 1:45 am

            True. That was my source of income nightclub DJ right out of the Army while attending college. And I was fucking kick ass at it. One of Boston’s best and Worcester’s #1. I was one of the first club jocks to introduce a new style of music called at the time Chicago House music. Later called just plain house and even later labeled Techno.

            A little import record house I found these 12″ discs right outside of Logan airport I bought in addition to being a member of the Boston Record Pool. Then later had several famed record companies and their several subsidiaries mail fresh of the press stuff right to my house. I had to in return give feedback on dance floor response via various reports and lots of paperwork.

            Months later Boston radio like Kiss 108.FM (where I interned at) and Jam’n 94.5 would later play. Much of Kiss 108’s play list I had a voice in with then Program Director and Radio host in the mid-day one Sunny Joe White.

            You can’t make this shit up. What I say is the truth and a couple of you will refuse to believe. Well that’s ok because you Fiesty and Turd for brains have not amounted to anything in life so someone else’s success story just pisses you losers right the fuck off doesn’t it.

            Clubs I jammed at back in that day:

            The Loft – Worcester
            The Club – Worcester
            Jason’s – Boston
            The Metro – Boston
            The Metro – Worcester
            The 9 – Boston
            The Marriott Cahoots – Worcester
            Algiers Night Club – Worcester
            Clubland – Worcester

          • Tarbash the Egyptian Magician
            November 29, 2016 at 6:14 am

            SHUT DE FUCK UP!

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 29, 2016 at 6:27 am

            This BobbinOnDics fucker is so damn smart, he must live at a Holiday Inn Express…on a weekly rate.

          • Turd Burglestein
            November 29, 2016 at 7:45 am

            Pssst…hey fuckwad…yeah, I’m talking to you BobnMic…Imma let you in on another secret. I started a DJ service when I was 13 yrs old and was spinning records back in 1980 when the first wave of alternative 80’s music came out. Thiz was before MTV and long before this techno music you speak of, which incidentally BTW was originally called Rave. I did every dance party for our high school, took my shit up to college, and DJ’d fraternity and sorority parties all through my 4.5 years I was there. I was also the president of the SPB (Student Programming Board) at my college. Now your feeble mind may wonder what that is, so Imma tell you. I was responsible for booking concerts on our college campus and I brought in this band one time in 86…maybe you’ve heard of them…called REM. I even scored the guys in the band what they told me was some of the best weed they had ever smoked at the time.Another band I booked in 87 had several #1 hits on the college alternative charts, maybe you’ve heard that song called “Under The Milky Way” by The Church. Now those guys from Australia were some cool cats…they gave me some of the best weed I had ever smoked when they came to our campus. Incidentally, I am friends with Steve Kilby and Peter Koppes on facebook and they invited me backstage a few years ago when they came back to the US for their Sometime Anywhere tour a few years ago and again smoked me out with some of the best weed I ever had.

            Anyways, do us all a favor and bring up google maps on your phone, type in the destination of Fuckoffville, and start driving there.

            So while you were spinning records at 3rd rate clubs

          • BobnMic
            November 30, 2016 at 12:57 am

            Wrong shithead. And I am very aware of REM out of Georgia. Rave was a term used following Techno. Not before it. It was first coined as Chicago House Music crafted in part by a Chicago club DJ by the name of Steve “Silk” Hurley with one of his premier club hits “Jack Your Body.” An import I picked up in a very small import house in Boston and starting playing right away. The club kids were starving for that new sound that radio never touched. Now look at where it has gone.

            And you call the former Metro in Boston (where the House of Blues is currently located), the 9 (right next door on Lansdowne Street or Clubland Worcester which is where the Palladium is now 3rd rate clubs? These fucking places hold thousands of people back then and at least a dance floor of 800 + on most nights. Only an idiot who does not know what he or she is talking about would make a comment like the one you just did.

            Oh that’s right you were a college radio jock making nothing while I was making a killing paying cash for college and grad school combined. But tell us more about all of the fucking weed you smoked to the point where fecal matter matters the most to you. Must have been some heavy duty shit. Damn these puns again?…

          • BobnMic
            November 30, 2016 at 1:33 am

            And DJ services? Ya thanks but no thanks. Never any money in it and a ton of back breaking heavy lifting. Clubs you just show up to around 8:30 pm with three or four oversized milk crates full of the best jams in the world, have waitresses bring some cold ones to the booth, and jam on marquis dance club series sound systems, at least 3 Technics SL1200MK5s, a Urei mixer with thousands of watts of power and subwoofers that will shake the place. JBL, Cerwin Vega it didn’t matter. Just turn up the fucking bass damn it!…

            And of course a light show to impress with a good light person. I’ve worked with men and women and it is impossible to say who are better. If they all knew the music then you get a great visual show period.

            Actually speaking of women in that business. Wendy Hunt was regarded as the very best Boston club jock. She was outstanding and the club goers loved her.

  • Obi-Wan Kenobi
    November 28, 2016 at 8:34 pm

    I hope my father doesn’t see this or my allowance is cut off.

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