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Mambo Drinks Videos Reveal Legendary Booty Shaking, Overcrowding Rap Concerts Where Everyone Gets A Microphone

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We just found out that there’s Mambo Drink videos all over Youtube so we all can get a better idea of what it’s like in there. The place isn’t very big, yet they regularly have crowds of over 200 people on Sunday nights for DJ’s and concerts. Check out these clips from “El Mayor’s” latest performance:

First of all, love this guy:

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Don’t let anyone tell you you’re too old to go to the club. Keep rocking the bootleg Gronk jersey, flat brimmed hat, and man purse. You can take the Gasolino out of the baller, but you can’t take baller out of Mambo Drink.

But seriously, the floor was so crowded they started giving microphones to audience members just so they could go on stage. At some points I didn’t know who was part of the act and who was just there to get good ol’ fashioned CRUNK!!!

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Question – how many gold chains is too many gold chains at Mambo Drinks?

Answer – that was a trick question. There is no such thing as too many gold chains at Mambo Drinks.

But if you really wanna know why there’s so many fights and gang activity at Mambo Drinks, this video of legendary Worcester booty shaking should explain it perfectly:

This right here:

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Is like a magnet for people who understand that a night out on the town will very likely end with them getting stabbed and refusing to cooperate with the police. Turtleboy has been to Blackstone Tap, Union Tavern, the Banner, the Perfect Game, the Dive Bar, Smokestack Barbecue, and plenty of other places in the Canal District that don’t have 100 person gang brawls. Ya know what they all have in common? They’ve never seen an ass move like that inside their establishment. I didn’t even know a booty was capable of that much movement in such a short amount of time.

Anyway, if you think we’re gonna stop exposing Mambo Drinks you thought wrong. Our primary page is suspended for 26 more days, and our backup page is suspended for 5 more days because of these clowns. Here’s one of their employees maliciously organizing a campaign to mass report our page so that Facebook takes it down:

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He knows what we all know – no one actually reviews these reports at Facebook. We’ve worked our asses off to get 36,300 followers on one page, and 13,100 on the backup page. We had to start from scratch this week with the Turtleboy Safe Space Facebook page which already has 1,500 followers in 48 hours. But the fact of the matter is they declared war on our business, and now we have to expose their’s. Because someone has to tell the truth in Worcester and we will not be silenced or bullied by race baiters who seek to divide us.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • Gronkmonster
    August 12, 2016 at 10:27 pm

    As if their music does not suck enough they finish it off with shitty dancing…Besides the one banana swallower shaking her ass look at the rest of them its pretty comical

  • Joe Max
    August 12, 2016 at 8:27 pm

    Pretty simple now, no bands, musicians and not even a DJ setup. Nothing like keeping the overhead down ! Don’t even see a detail cop either ?

  • Reddog
    August 12, 2016 at 12:10 am

    The open canal will end up full of shopping carts,bicycles and the occasional body.

  • AJ
    August 11, 2016 at 10:35 pm

    Taxpayer- thank you for agreeing, but I’m not here as a racist, and certainly not saying that every Latino is a shit bag, and on welfare and living off others and hanging out at that shithole club. Everyone can attest that there are plenty of white trash shit bags taking advantage of the system and hard working taxpayers.

    Hard working people, of all races go to work every day and have coworkers that are white, black Asian, Latino….the list goes on. Plenty of hard working stiffs, that never question another’s race, and play by the rules and provide for their families without a second thought. They’re proud, they bust their asses, and do their best to provide something a little bit better than they grew up with.

    The animals I referenced earlier, are the bottom feeders that give the law abiding and hardworking people of the same origin a bad name. I’m sure there were plenty of Latinos that were fast asleep in homes they paid for the night of that incident, because they had to get up and go to work the following morning to support their families.

    My opinion, as I’ve stated on all articles about this establishment, is to close the place down for violations and being a complete nuisance. Not because it is owned or frequented by Latinos. The license commission is supposed to be unbiased, and levy punishment for violations, not back down in fear of being called racist.

  • sally
    August 11, 2016 at 9:16 pm

    The Worc police and state police should boycott no one should take the paid detail and when the call for help tell them to call welfare office

  • Taxpayer sick if welfare
    August 11, 2016 at 9:11 pm

    To AJ Wow you couldn’t have said it better, All us whites pay for rent, food, health insurance when they get stabbed or shot we the taxpayers pay for them, and like you said nail, clothing you said it perfectly, Let them shoot and kill themselves without the assistance of police and give them no medical treatment, the only thing we should be saying is get a fuckin job

  • Jose
    August 11, 2016 at 9:04 pm

    To Un LATINO, my ass you have a college degree and your 2 parent home owned and operated their own business, your a low life gang banger who lives off the working white we pay your subsided housing, we pay for your food, we pay for your health insurance should I keep on going scum bag. While you ricans stab one another on a Sunday night in a gang banger bar are bet your from providence street am I correct

  • Steven Stover
    August 11, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    That wasn’t Latin music. That was ghetto rap. All the normal places should move out of the area and have another district. The open canal is a stupid idea anyway.

  • AJ
    August 11, 2016 at 6:05 pm

    This is what happens at the start of every month, and where our tax dollars go- the only bar/club ( I use that term loosely) that is open until 2 am when all others are closed, attracts the the animals that just got paid (courtesy of us fools that have real jobs and have to get up and go to work early, paying taxes) and withdraw money from their EBT cards (because no one is actually watching the fraud take place) and they spend the fraudulently received money at an establishment that condones a gang presence, serving minors, staying open after established operating hours and brawls that involve weapons and assaulting police officers. Priceless!

    And the best part? They can play the race card, AND offer to put 2 police officers on the door instead of 1, in a pre-emptive strike against the lily whit license commission, because they knew they would get a fine and or suspension at the hearing today. They did this because there was no way the race card would play, and there was no way the owners were leaving the hearing without some type of formal reprimand. Guess what, they beat the commission again, because those 3 hacks took letter and wiped their foreheads with it in relief because they weren’t called racists.

    Any asswipe that thought the booty shaking video was hot, think about this- she paid for her clothes, nails, heels, and hair extensions and alcohol via the astronomical money that we pay in property taxes in this city. Every bill you pay that you complain about finances the animals this place attracts!

  • Worc Taxpayer
    August 11, 2016 at 5:20 pm

    That girl shaking her booty is a dead lay even with El Mayor’s blaring in the background. Put some pants on her and what a difference.

  • Woodiculous
    August 11, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    I’m pretty sure that no one is being racists towards Latinos in this situation.

    People want Mambo to live by the exact same rules as every other bar. That’s the exact opposite of racist.

    In fact, it looks like the City is giving preferential treatment to Mambo.

    Look, I like that there is a Latino music establishment in the City and that it is making money. That’s a good thing for a city the size of Worcester to have and reflects a vibrant cultural scene. Gang brawls should not be a part of it. Juveniles drinking in a bar should not be a part of it. It isn’t tolerated for any other bar. Mambo can fix it if the owners really want to fix it and they should if they want to continue to offer the music and drinks that their patrons want to be available as an entertainment option.

    Not everybody thinks an ideal night out is martinis at the 111 Chop House.

  • King of SJWs
    August 11, 2016 at 5:01 pm

    WAIT A MINUTE!!!! People dancing, drinking and having fun????? Not on my watch, not while there is a breath in my butthurt bitchy body. I suppose one way to avoid this sort of nonsense would be to….well stay away for there. Well boys and girls that’s not going to happen I will see this cesspool of provocative dance shut down and won’t be happy until it’s something classy like a Dollar Tree or a Tadeschi’s!

  • August 11, 2016 at 4:27 pm

    your hatin on latinos, probably because you all look like this girl when you go out LOL!

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 11, 2016 at 5:14 pm

      Listen no one here is offended or jealous of those types of Latin people.

      Let me be real here. Real women shake and move their body/hips/ass to Salsa y Merengue not that hood rat third rate non celebrity reggaeton shit you have going on at Mambo.

      Like I said, an embarrassment to the Latin community.

      • Observation with Insanity
        August 11, 2016 at 9:49 pm

        So now you represent Latinos like you represent everyone else that you discredited?…. Are you really that fucked up Fiesty cunt or is this some kind of sick joke that nobody gets?…. YOU are totally nothing and more and more people reading this blog hate your fucking guts and wish you would leave…. How about that for your oh so despairing attention grabbing wanting seeking ultimate fan base fucking idiot attention seeking lonely little whore?….

        • Feelings still hurt you fat fuck?
          August 11, 2016 at 10:32 pm

          Shutup with your broken heart, faggot.

          • Hey, I'm just watching
            August 11, 2016 at 11:17 pm

            bwahahahaha…. *deep breathe*. Bwhahahahaha!

  • Bill P.
    August 11, 2016 at 3:36 pm

    Bunch of fucking animals.

  • Ed Augustus
    August 11, 2016 at 2:13 pm

    We need to reach out, form bridges, break down barriers, include, love, dialogue, …Ooops, what time is it? Gotta get back to my pink palace in Millis.

  • Publius
    August 11, 2016 at 2:01 pm

    what a f*cking ghetto joint. And now the liar at mambo are playing a bogus overused race card and the License Commission caved. Anyone responsible citizen in this City should be Mambo up every time you see a City councilor or State Rep. But the State Reps could care less.

  • Lou Bega
    August 11, 2016 at 12:56 pm

    A little bit of Monica in my life… A little bit of Erica by my side… A little bit of Rita is all I need… A little bit of Tina is what I see…

  • BobnMic
    August 11, 2016 at 12:55 pm

    I don’t have Facebook so I do not know exactly how it works. What kind of message do you get when you to go a closed Facebook page? Will it tell you the time limit that it is shut down for? Ex.: “Shut down for 30 days” etc.? Or do they say some fucked up thing like, “Shut down indefinitely” which tells you nothing?

    I can go on and see the header on TurtleBoy Sports on Facebook and everything but of course I could not really on and post because I would have to sign in. So after signing in would be the time where members get their message I am guessing.

    Just curious not that I will ever do Facebook. I can do proud by turtle advertisers right the fuck here. In fact since it’s muggy outside, I might just wander down to Smitty’s Tavern for a few ice cold ones and watch the Sox – Yankees game later…

    • BobnMic
      August 11, 2016 at 1:14 pm

      and the Patriots first pre-season game because Smitty will have them both on…

    • Bill P.
      August 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm

      Yes you do.

      • BobnMic
        August 11, 2016 at 2:10 pm

        If I do then what is the name I go under? I’ll look it up just for shits and giggles.

        • August 11, 2016 at 4:25 pm

          Now i know where i can find tb scum like you. Looking forward to football season, gonna be real good this year. Thanks bob!

          • Brown Bear
            August 11, 2016 at 4:44 pm

            Aren’t you the cute little brown boy at the MaleBox Lounge? How you doin’ Papi?

          • BobnMic
            August 11, 2016 at 4:45 pm

            Hey come on down. I’ll buy you a Dos Equis. Stay thirsty my friend…

  • Something Wong
    August 11, 2016 at 12:24 pm

    Pull the string on the Henry Luna sweater. Co Owner of Mambo Drinks, arrested for a murder in Puerto Rico and lives in Worcester Public Housing.

  • FiestyLawyerLady
    August 11, 2016 at 12:08 pm

    Phew, thank goodness the woman shaking her bum had a nice body and it wasn’t one of the “please don’t” types. Moving hips and shaking boots is a requirement among Latin culture (and many others). Done in the comfort of your own home for your husband is okay. Doing it in front of disgusting drunk thugs is another thing…. yuck.

    Anyhow, keep exposing this piece of trash establishment. They don’t deserve to be licensed or operating a business. I agree with your notion that because they messed with TBS business, because that’s what this blog is…. INCOME…. TBS should take every step imaginable to ruin this place. It’s done nothing but cause trouble and danger to law abiding citizens and officers as well. I’m being sneaky… I am looking around for everything at this point.

    These people are an embarrassment to the Latin community.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      August 11, 2016 at 12:09 pm

      Shaking booty* not boots * this isn’t country music… stupid phone.

    • August 11, 2016 at 4:12 pm

      shut the fuck up! you bile spewing cunt!
      bad enough you represent women and the legal system, making everything good about both, look very very bad.
      Don’t start trying to speak for latinos you dirty cum guzzling skank whore bitch.
      last thing we want is a fuckbag like you trying to say what’s what for latinos fuck off bitch go choke on some old white cock and die.
      Your vagina is where semen goes to die you encephalitic piece of shit.

      • Papi
        August 11, 2016 at 4:35 pm

        Such a gentleman… Your Mami raised you well…

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          August 13, 2016 at 7:12 pm

          I would think his abuela would have taught him not to speak to women like that.

      • FiestyLawyerLady
        August 11, 2016 at 5:25 pm

        I don’t choke on cock. That would make me a fucking amateur.

        Anyhow, you’re the pure example of what my initial post is about. Low life thug who can’t control your temper. Pretty sure you’re the fatherless hood rat for a mother type. Que pobrecito, so upset from the truth it hurts your latino heart so much. Put the flag away, you’re embarrassing the rest of your people.

        • August 11, 2016 at 8:22 pm

          I have a college education, no children and brought up in a home with both parents who owned their own business. I knew your response would be to minimalize my comment by trying to cast a negative image of a Latin hood thug, but you’re incorrect, and it’s highly presumptive of you to assume so. But being the cantankerous evil bitch that you are not, in the least suprised. I am not butt hurt, but I’ll be damned if you think I haven’t a comment when some scum sucking gutter slut tells Latinos what they should be feeling. And as for not choking being a professionl cu whore is far more lucrative than an ametuer. I understand, your need to clarify thank you?

          • FiestyLawyerLady
            August 11, 2016 at 9:48 pm

            My choking on cock comment is called sarcasm. I guess they didn’t teach you that at Salter.

            People who are truly successful feel no need to discuss their success or finances with a bunch of strangers, nor do they go off and write a long list of accomplishments in order to feel validated. Obviously your mother didn’t use the Chancla enough at home. If you were my child and acted the way people at Mambo do, I would knock you upside the head with a can of gandules.

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