Marginalized Margarine Stuffed Pork Pinata Gets Evicted From In-law’s Rental Home After Four Rent Free Years, Starts Gofundme, Is Too Busy Fighting Oppression And Trashing In-laws on Facebook To Get a Job

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This charming, classy lady is T Lee Honkala, and she wants you to pay her housing expenses, now that her in-laws no longer will.

She’s woke as fuck:

So woke that she doesn’t just HAVE a safe space….she IS the safe space…..

She’s oppressed in so many different ways. From being a “non-binary” individual (which evidently means person with vagina, who is not trying to be a man, but still wants to be part of the LGBTQIA rainbow), to disabled, to marginalized, and of course being rotund. Which is totally NOT something she can control. As a matter of fact she has a policy when it comes to skinny people – she will use her fatness to prevent you from passing her, unless of course you’re a person of color, in which case she will check her privilege for you…

Stop telling her to lose weight!!

Fuck you people and your “healthy” lifestyles. She’ll be over here, not working, using Masshealth to get more healthcare then any of you will ever need in order to avoid inevitably dying by the age of 52.

She doesn’t want to hear from people who think differently from here, because they’re all Nazis:

…..and she’s not exactly a “safe friend” to Nazis.

She is also apparently not a “she”….

Although this thing clearly passes as a shewhale, married a man, and has fired two future Didi Delgado donors out of her crisco crease. T-Lard sure spends a lot of time crying the smell of her deep fried clamhole for a dude trapped walking around in Sally Struthers nature-made anatomy.

Newsflash – Just because you’re the size of several regular people horrifically smushed together, doesn’t give you the right to demand to be referred to in plural.

She’s an advocate for social issues I didn’t even know existed:

Thank God someone’s finally speaking out on Neurodivergence….??! Fuck you and your fidget spinner appropriation!

And has totally reasonable solutions for them that totally DO NOT make her look like a violent sociopath:



So, a few years back, Lady Lardo married the lovechild of Charlie Manson and the Cryptkeeper in the middle of a cemetery in some sort of pagan Furry ritual, and they set up a lovely little homestead in a home owned by his parents, who presumably, were overjoyed by their son’s life decisions leading up to him marrying to a landwhale dressed as a monkey, surrounded by buried human remains.

And there they remained, living rent-free for at least four years. She admits it herself here, in the longest, whiniest rant that no one actually read:

They “paid all the bills”, though, which most GED-cum lade housing court lawyers will assure you, is totally a fair counterclaim. Nobody pays rent AND their utilities, that’s absurd! At some point mom and dad must’ve grown tired of supporting their freak-on-a-leash manbaby son and his woke walrus of a wife – that is a literal ton of weight to support.

So what does this pork piñata do when she realizes the gravy train is coming to a halt? Rip a page out of the rachet housing law playbook, and claim the rent free roof that’s she and her brood have been freeloading under is a deplorable, mold ridden mess.

It appears some new tenants have moved in, though, and they don’t seem to have a complaint about the place….except for the antics of this unhinged hippo and her scuzz covered spam javelin. Like stealing their mail:

Turns out Sheena is now living where the Honkala clan used to live rent free. Or as T Lee calls it, “illegally moved into the house we were illegally moved from”:

And now conveniently she’s accusing THEM of being abusive, even though they are the ones who took out the restraining order on her.

Still, instead of putting this four-ton feminazi and her family out on the street, Mom and Dad rounded up their son Frankengrease, the Mrs. and their kids, and moved them into their house so they can, ya know, rent out their rental property to paying tenants.

Four freaking years, completely rent free. That’s enough time to save up and buy a house, but not for this unemployed titcheeseburger and her side of lies.

She might not be able to afford rent, but she can afford to check her privilege…

In the least shocking turn of events ever, a search of her online postings reveals she is living with every single instance of human suffering one could feasibly imagine…..

….and even some one could not. DID, or dissociative identity disorder, is a highly disputed “psychiatric illness” that most reputable psychologists have all but dismissed. But somehow this damsel-in-diabetes has it, along with several other nondescript “chronic” and “disabling” rare diseases. Seems legit. Kudos to her, though, for thinking beyond just the “stay at home” mom excuse to when her sweet little crotch fruit grow to school age, she’s got her excuses all lined up. Unfortunately, she didn’t have the same foresight for her housing situation…whoops!

It seems not many people are enlightened enough for her wokeness. Apparently mom and dad-in law are not, as at some point they decided they’d like Margarine mammaries and her brood to get the hell out. I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t want to live under the same roof with this gigantic gender fluid joy:

She seems lovely.

Of course, this means that this lazy lard ass is now the victim of her insanely generous in laws’ “abuse”. Because T-Lard is a professional victim, and even insulting yourself near her gravitational field of a presence, is abusing her:


Someone should probably let her know, there’s no way she’s fitting that gunt into any margins, anywhere, ever.

And of course, they dindu nuffin. Because, you know, the housing courts in Massachusetts are so hard on tenants. Oh wait…they’re not. The law sides with tenants on a huge slant – a lot of these landlords sadly don’t stand a chance. I’d ask Queen Queerqueef how she would feel if someone refused to pay her a salary for four years straight, but i doubt she knows what “salary” or “income” really means.

Strangely enough, the grandparents seem to have taken out an abuse prevention order, and it’s the full frontal fat ass and her scuzzbucket failure to launch husband who are being charged with elder abuse. Not this peace loving pacifist! She’s clearly the victim!

Fortunately for her and chubchasing cuckold husband, in addition to a decent number of gullible sad sacks willing to throw their hard earned dollars right at her eager, greedy sausage finger fists, she also has an army of internet law degree recipients at her disposal.


Because, using the same screening process to weed out shitty tenants for all applicants regardless of whether or not they receive government assistance, is clearly discriminatory. How dare a landlord expect to collect rental income from a rental property!

Looking for tenants who will actually pay rent beyond a one time $8,000 homebase grant is totally deserving of a good shank to the neck. Seems rational. I’m totally buying her victim of an elderly couple’s abuse story here.

They’re willing to settle on dumping their circus under any random unsuspecting stranger from the internet’s tent.

You probably won’t ever collect a dime in rent from these two, but hey, she’s a great cook, and he’s a musician! Didn’t see that one coming.

Gofundme is a paycheck for people too lazy to even bother to apply for welfare. Why get up off your mother-in-laws couch, scrape the film of bacon grease and cheeto dust off your skin, and go out to do something for yourself and the children unlucky enough in the good ole DNA lotto to have you as a “parent”, when you can just do this:

Oh good, looks like she home schools, too…..

I’m sure those kids have a bright future collecting SSDI and playing social justice outrage madlibs ahead of them.

19 Comment(s)
  • Turd Reversalist
    September 11, 2018 at 3:06 am

    It’s not often that I say it but this wilderbeast , woolly blue mammoth is beyond the scope of what even I, the Turd Reversalist, a consummate professional in all matters of plowing anus, would consider as a feasible candidate for a pistoning of the pooptube.
    I’m rather concerned that this bloated thing would blast me with a shower of colonic nastiness during one of the initial compression strokes.
    Plus it’s a risky proposition when trying to time the encounter to follow her biweekly hygienic hosing down as closely as possible. Her buttcrack must be like a baloney sandwich with lots of spicy brown mustard between the slices. Oh, the stench…fuuuuck me, not happening.

  • Rufus Lee King
    September 9, 2018 at 10:09 pm

    Fucking leaching land manatee. She must be covered in little rings from being touched with ten foot poles.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    September 6, 2018 at 10:52 pm

    I bet her vagina don’t stank too much………… once ya move her balls out of the way……

  • Chooch
    September 6, 2018 at 9:45 pm

    Eric Honkala! Pretty sure this shit stack got expelled from North Middlesex Regional High School in the mid 90s for planting a fake bomb.

  • Mom's Basement
    September 6, 2018 at 9:23 pm

    I find these people truly fascinating. I absolutely would watch a reality show based on them.

  • Y
    September 6, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    It looks like someone wet farted on her shoulder/chest.

  • Flame Defame Deform
    September 6, 2018 at 4:14 pm

    Holy sheet-on-a-stick, where to start? (1) Ol’ T-Boned plays the fat card like she’s a follower of Ragen Chastain! (2) Who names their spawn “Sydjius?” Poor kid’s scarred for life; m&d trying to out-ghetto the ghetto. (3) Why does the site jump to another story while I’m just trying to read comments? (4) Too bad you’re Mass.-based, Turtleboy; I’d love to read your treatment of #drunkyjudge.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 6, 2018 at 3:24 pm

    This bitch is so fat that when she went swimming in the ocean, she left a ring

    This bitch is so fat that when she ordered food delivery, they sent an 18 wheeler

    This bitch is so fat, that when she dies and starts to rot the maggots will go on strike

    • Y
      September 6, 2018 at 4:27 pm

      I bet her non-binary cuck of a husband had to throw flour at her just to find her wet spot.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 6, 2018 at 3:22 pm

    Im going to have to return for further reading and commenting. Her typing skills (such as they are) are too long winded, contrary to her physical ‘skills’ which leave her short-winded. Shes just mad because …gravity. She lactates nacho cheese for Taco Bell and 7-11.
    Im not done with this fupacabra. Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion…

    • ncfoothillbilly
      September 7, 2018 at 7:33 am

      After finally getting to finish reading this Ive reached a conclusion that this moon-sized blob is one of the most narcissistic creatures to appear on this blog, second to the Gormanator. Theres so many things to pick apart about her ‘story’ its difficult to know where to begin.
      Her weight…absolutely grotesque. She obviously believes in consuming the doughnuts, not in ‘its time to make the doughnuts’ (old Dunkin Donuts commercial) as shes a lazy ‘woman’. A proper diet and lots of exercise would change her attitude.
      She complained about her in-laws throwing their shit away and using chemicals in the house screams that they are trashy people. The owners cleaned the house the squatters obviously trashed and never bothered to clean. Thats a good environment for children, you filthy porcine-like slob.
      She claims one of the children has violent outbursts; theres another signal regarding her inability and sheer laziness as a (failed) parent. This woman should not have children under her ‘supervision’.
      As regards her physical appearance…gross. If she was an inch taller she’d be round. GFY you lying cunt.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    September 6, 2018 at 3:05 pm

    OMG she’s in Ashburnham! Too close!! They need to let Julia Enright out on bail for a couple of days, give her back her sword, and point her at these fools. I need to go on now, and move further away.

  • Judge dread
    September 6, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    That dude in the pic with the wild crazy look (right toward the end of the article) should be the number one reason why DCF takes their kids. It looks like he did a few fat lines of CM. What a dad. No wonder why they got kicked out everywhere.

    She’s playing into the whole new thing where if I’m gender confused I deserve more rights than you! These idiots don’t want equality, they deliberately choose gender shit so they can be superior.

    This is everything wrong with the lgbt movement. We gave them an inch, gave them equality, and now the mental nutcases like this cunt try to exploit it. I hope she gets frozen on a bench in Jan, shipped to China, where they can butcher her and feed a starving village for a few weeks,

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    September 6, 2018 at 2:43 pm

    Hogzilla…… Can it be killed with fire?

  • hank
    September 6, 2018 at 2:41 pm

    All of her ‘look at me’ nonsense is a direct result of not getting enough attention as a kid. So now as an adult you take to social media and shout for attention. What a feckless cownt. Btw if you read this and you have a kid, give them some attention or a hug otherwise you’ll be sitting across from your own version of this tub of angry goo at Thanksgiving (or until they decide Thanksgiving is racist or some form of white colonialist privilege and end up fighting a drunk uncle) for years.

  • Autism
    September 6, 2018 at 2:32 pm


  • TJB
    September 6, 2018 at 2:30 pm

    Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.

  • WTF is it???
    September 6, 2018 at 2:21 pm

    WTF is that thing???? I just about puked looking at it. Would NOT!

  • Peter Niss
    P. Niss
    September 6, 2018 at 1:59 pm

    Dun dun dduuuuuunnn a rabbid trigglypuff appears.

    Trigglypuff used temper tantrum….it’s not very effective.

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